SURPRISE

OH Shi-

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her commentary is decent so far

Goodbye guardians

Nice

She's knowledgeable about the game, she just needs a bit more confidence in her voice which'll come with time I guess. Nice to have somebody who plays the game casting with tosis at last.

Apparently JD and Flash are playing today, did anybody see which group they were in?

First game seems like a wash. Anyone catch the Pylon podcast from this/last week? It was Artosis and a bunch of foreign top players/tourny organizers shootin the shit

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yeah, normally i skip it because it's incontrol and a bunch of sc2 literal whos talking forever but I watched this one, was a good episode.

Some chicks just whispertalk like that over mic. They just need to boost her volume level.

>its 2 am in euro land
>this stream will go at least 14 hours
fuck

That just means it'll be there when you wake up.

>Light is playing Toss because of the map pool

Sleep now, the stream always gets better the longer it goes on. You'll only miss a few hours

>Light switched to protoss
whut, when was the last time that happened?

Yeah I didn't really agree with them on what content bw people need to make I think the foreign scene could be helped by well made tutorials for newbies

Loving every laugh. I can't tell if Artosis feels salty or vindicated (probably both).

MY EARS

>That screen wipe sound effect
Fucking loud.

>surprise Korea Time
Fuck yea, Friday is looking up!

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This is some NASL production right here

Is tasteless actually incapable of doing these long casts? I don't mind Candenzie but I'd love to see hour 10 tasteless rambling more

At least NASL had the mics pick up the crowd hype. These guys are literally controlling their sound on the obs mixer or some shit.

That gif reminds me
Is StarCraft Remastered worth it?
It seems like they put alot of effort into doing it well

These twitch ads are fucking repugnant, how do people use this horrible website, youtube is a lot better

I don't get any.

>Have to raise volume because Cadenzie is whispering
>Have to lower volume because of screen wipe

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They game engine is 100% the same, the fact that BW pros play it is a testament to that fact. It's just a big graphical upgrade with lots of new spectator features and widescreen support.

>new spectator features
How's that exactly?

You can ZOOM OUT

It's pretty good, everything is remade from scratch and if nobody told me they werent' the original assets i probably wouldn't have noticed

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This. Also iirc you can force blue/red in the minimap. There's production tabs like in sc2 i think? But pro casts never use it because it's bw and bw don't need that shit

You can see mineral/gas/apm/supply, and you can zoom in/out/set your camera on units

>can't even kill the scb
Ouch

It's refreshing to see people compete who aren't top pros. Reminds me that not everyone is a perfect god at micro and macro.

I think they're starting with a few of last weekend's games until some of today's games get underway. Last weekend was online quals which are all amateur players, todays will be the good amateurs and pros trying to quality

I havent seen a cast with Cadenzie before, was she active as one before or did she pick it up recently?
I only know that she plays zerg

>I am sick
>Work tomorrow
>Korea time
At least some things are good in my life.

Foreigner that was good enough she decided to move to Korea to pursue pro BW

Time for offline!

WOO

>comfy korea time
>grindan some maps in PoE
good evening

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I think I read somewhere she used to play a bit but only really picked up BW like 2 years ago.

HERE ARE THE BRACKETS
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1S6NJ0cayXLKUNeI_YbVKTYfpACkDduNy2fI6edAjmMw/edit#gid=0

It's set up in a weird way but you can kind of tell who's playing. I'll try and find a list of the good players trying out.

>become a caster
>whisper
what did she mean by this?

Thanks.

>WINER

Stop, stop, he's already dead!

Name a worse unit

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u

Ghost

Devourer

How is this girl going to last 10 hours talking like this

>pvp
where are the tanks

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the fucking SCV
Terran would be unstoppable if their workers were as small and fast as probes or drones. the SCV is a big fat pain in the ass.

There's probably a lot I missed, I was only looking at english names, loads of players will be under korean names

>A
Mini, ggaemo
>B
Action, Rush, Jatgirl?
>C
Tyson, JyJ, Last?
>D
Best, Sorry
>E
Movie, Organ
>F
Midas, Calm, Miso
>G
Larva, Shine, Scan
>H
JD
>I
Tossgirl, Mong, Sacsri, Liquid Hero
>J
Light, Eonzerg, forgg, berserker/iris, reach?
>K
Stork, Bishop
>L
ZeLot, Ample

Can you switch between old visuals in the Remaster?
That'll seal the deal

Yup
How does Cadenzie compare to the Korean pro girl gamers?

>Tossgirl v Mong
He is going to defile her.

idk, but she seems to be at roughly the same level as Artosis on the ladder whenever I watch him stream. She started out and got big in SC2 though.

Yep, she's definitely British

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>you got a loicence for that defiler?

She's wholesome.

Back the fuck off, don't even joke about my waifu like that.

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yeah, f5 swaps between them at any time. you can go back to old graphics in the middle of the game

she's pretty good, she won the last Ladies ASL, probably the best female zerg right now. I saw her get beaten pretty bad by Tossgirl the other week though. For comparsion, she's about 2000-2100 MMR, roughly the same as artosis. Good amateurs are 2200-2500ish, Pros are 2500+ and flash is at 3k+.

This thread is really making me want to jump back into StarCraft.
Maybe I should get around to finishing StarCraft II...
I never even finished Heart of the Swarm...
Maybe I'll just replay the Campaign for 1 / BW again

>Maybe I'll just replay the Campaign for 1 / BW again
I'm absolute trash as player vs player SC so I've been wanting to do this. Can't decide whether I should actually buy remastered though, feels wrong to buy the same game over again.

The sc2 campaign is fun. Not hard, but fun.
The SC1 campaign still gives me conniptions on the zerg missions sometimes. Making me attack into a protoss base filled with reavers while not giving me any tech higher than hydralisks

The only reason I've been asking itt is because it's on sale for 10 instead of 15
I can stomach 10 bucks for Widescreen support
And if it's shit I can always F5 to the normal version lmao
The new spectator features might be nice too

oh, remastered has matchmaking too.

WAIT
WHAT THE FUCK???
YOU CAN'T BUY THE INDIVIDUAL CAMPAIGNS ANY MORE???
I'm not paying 20 bucks for Legacy of the Void, fuck that noise

Damn that's super impressive. Man, I don't know a lot about esports but Starcraft seems to be the one where female gamers thrive in

buy my game

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oh shit it's Midas

kino

Oh shit, it's $6 off in beaverbucks.

Fuck it, bought.

>artosis on his stream
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RETARD DOING? I DONT UNDER STAND I DONT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF NOT COPYING PROS THIS IS NOT A REAL THING I REPEAT THIS IS NOT REAL I HATE THIS GAME EVERYOINE BUT ME SUCKS"

>artosis casting
"Wow, this player really likes to play to his own style, what an interesting build"

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god that was the most beautiful moment of last season

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>tasteless screaming

How is he gonna cast gsl tonight if he's doing this?

Based Artosis being a professional.

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Guess he isn't.

You'll get fatregret and you'll like it

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i miss /sc2/

As long as it isn't rapid I'm actually ok

kpop and autism was more entertaining that anything Starcraft2 produced

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I miss wings of liberty, dropped it in heart of the swarm

I'm playing it again after it went free to play, but TvT makes me want to drop the game

Why is this chick so fucking quiet?

same

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More the general on /vg/, it was fun to lurk and now it's rip

yeah i want my commentators mumbling in my ear
is this a joke

>implying she hasn't already been defiled by plastic surgery

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Great trolls, but KSL is just trying to continue their streak of having godawful audio levels

anyone remember CholeraSC? i know the commentary wasn't very good but i don't care, it was the comfiest starcraft vids

>tfw the Protoss 5 are all gone except for PartinG

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tower_of_korean_jaw_bones.jpg

Man I regret not saving all those reactions images

>purple toss
>yellow zerg
nooo non-canon

Stream is quiet.
What gives?

ASMR cast

What a shame, used to be really cute but now she just looks like generic korean female #5444834

>posting the false protoss 5

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what was your favorite /scv/ meme?

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>incholesterol on top
>yellow fever on left (?)
I dunno who the other 3 are

Why is there golf commentary for a brood war game? Why isn't tasteless here to shout incoherently? Fuck this.

Copied from TL

A - (P)Mini, (Z)ggaemo, (Z)By.Spire, (Z)Hm[ArnC], (P)Air[fOu]
B - (Z)Action, (Z)Hyuk, (Z)815, (T)Rush, (Z)beast
C - (P)Tyson, (Z)Fengzi, (P)Snow, (Z)Drug, (T)JyJ
D - (P)Chalrenge, (P)Best, (T)YooTaeHo, (Z)Max, (T)Sorry, (T)Tinkle
E - (P)Movie, (T)PianO, (Z)ZerO
F - (Z)MisO, (Z)ByuL, (P)By.Probe, (T)Midas, (Z)Calm, (P)Spear

G - (Z)Larva, (T)Shinee, (Z)Shine, (P)Pianist, (T)Scan
H - (P)SangHo, (Z)Terror, (Z)force[Name], (Z)ZerG[kaL], (Z)Jaedong
I - (T)ToSsGirL, (Z)Modesty, (Z)Sacsri, (P)HerO[Shield], (T)Mong
J - (P)Light, (Z)eOnzErG, (P)Noble, (T)ForGG, (P)Reach, (T)Iris
K - (P)Stork, (T)BishOp, (T)Sexy, (T)KangTaeWan
L - (T)Flash, (T)Notice, (P)Olympus, (Z)ZeLoT, (T)Ample

god im so fucking glad its not rapid

Because this is the length of two games of golf

Is this all today?

It's like a disease. What a shame, she was a qt before.

That's only the notable players in each bracket, there's like 30 players in each one. We'll only see the more notable players play and probably the bracket finals

>ForGG
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Official Thread Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=w8HOLMpFxn8

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dude i bet i could cast better than this girl
her voice is sapping my energy

Are those even the same girl?

nony (right)
orb (bottom right)
desrow (bottom left)

no you can't, rapid

>zerg thinks lurkers are lings and runs them right up to the zealots and dragoons
>they die before the burrow animation finishes

Why do Koreans love starcraft so much?

yes

she streams on afreeca so you can see her VODs

bj.afreecatv.com/lovelove7777

no, you really couldn't. Actually casting requires proper game knowledge, more than anybody here has. You might be able to speak with more confidence, but you'd end up like rapid, trying to fill space with surface level observations unable to talk about anything deeper.

What are the honesty levels so far?

I has nothing to do with confidence, she has an upward inflection at the end of every sentence, turning it into a question. Shit is gating to listen to

WE'RE UP TO LIVE FOOTAGE BOYS

didn't jaedong retire from esports in 2016 or some shit

>nony
Did he ever get around to committing sudoku?

i've been watching and playing starcraft for over a decade i think i could do it

id fart on that beak

holy....based

wtf why isnt this girl making harry potter references......

Tell me about alphastar, is it that good or just a meme?

nah, he still streams semi regularly too

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Good entertainment, sure. I'd say if they don't give up on it it could beat a korean pro in a decade

>that comic

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didn't realize quals were this soon... and never caught one live. and now i tune in and zero's on.
thank you, korea time bros. this made my night.

watch the korean stream

>achewood meme
I appreciate this more than you can imagine

>bo5
Holy shit, really?

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no way fag

So have I, I don't think I could. I could definitely talk shit and fill space but my commentary wouldn't be much more insightful than rapid's. It's much more than just being able to call builds. I think you need to have played at high rank ladder for a long time and be aware of subtle changes in the meta. Even tasteless is too out of date sometimes and he completely misreads something.

KSL knows your free time is worthless

Give a little more credit for the old man he was fairly on point last asl season

that makes me happy to hear, not a lot of people these days know about achewood anymore

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idk about you guys but it's comfy af for me rn

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Isn't cadenzie british or something? Why does she speak like english isn't her first language

2nd post of the thread genius.

ASL may as well go bo3, long macro slugfests have been disappointingly rare recently regardless.

>flashwinslul

i unironically doped my GM account when they showed off this trash and widow miines for terran

You need a tyrant that everybody tries to overcome otherwise the tournament feels meaningless cause everybody knows it hasn't got flash.

It's genuinely kind of high brow stuff so it was never going to be huge. I'm guessing that with time webcomics have declined in popularity. I still go back to reread random sections every once in a while. The characterization is just so rich.

>observer trying to communicate with us my running the mouse in circles around everything

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not to mention the character blogs. the amount of extra details he poured in to world was nutty

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>observers screen spells out help on the minimap"

>bradywinslol
>barcawinslol
>juventuswinslol
>bayernwinslol
>liverpooldoesn'twinlol

>the rate of posts in the thread dips suddenly after flash is mentioned

did cadenzie get knocked out in the offline matches or something?
also tasteless is casting SC2 right now

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>SC2

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>its tasteless
>they've got him locked in a basement doing the observing job
>noregret has the keys to his cell safely ensconced in his jowls

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What stream?

You lied to me Yea Forums. You told me that all Scottish girls talk like sailors but this one is excessively soft spoken

If he hadn't shown me I wouldn't have known one imagination could produce so many authentic narratives.

I think I'm going to leave GSL for tomorrow morning. I'm enjoying the more laid-back BW matches right now.

I know this is a common sentiment in Korea Time threads but I think both are fun to watch for different reasons.

>girl

GSL

Is there more of this?

>the rate of posts in the thread rises suddenly after the rate of posts in the thread dipping is mentioned

Is this StarCraft Remastered? It looks so... cartoony.

I got a few more

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The BW edits or the comics in general?

The sound of his name is a kill word among protoss and a burrow code word among zerg.

SC2 and BW in general.

Can't wait to see Maru shit on Pr*toss

>ZvZ

i sleep

it was as big as it possibly could have gotten before social media became a thing outside of blogs, tho. everyone who spent too much time on the internet between like 2003-2008 has probably seen it
it was genuinely ahead of its' time tho, like people were making this exact joke like 3-4 years ago and he did it more than a decade before

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BACE RASE BOYS

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>how can i lose this game
>let me do that

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here's the last one

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>Where
more like who

Oh shit, that was miso as well wasn't it? I almost forgot about that game

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he is good at star craft

If EG gave Idra a fucking sport psychology he would had been the best player ever.

I always figured stuff like 8-bit theatre and those popular weeb comics were bigger. I never interacted with any of the communities though so I wouldn't know.

does she have really fucked up teeth?

cozy listening to a toothy scottish girl explain mineral boosting

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>4 pool

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO.

>4pool
k

F O U R
P
O
O
L

YEAH HERE WE GO

its pissing down rain where i live
comfy af

>Playing on a pc cafe
Sad.

the ultimate manly build

speedrunning that match

CALM YOU FOOL

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>wow you're very good at counting
Rude

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>lose the first 4pool so you can win with the second 4pool
j4eDong chess

i feel cadenzie's pain. being scottish and trying to talk with normal english is rough sometimes. it doesn't feel natural unless you do it regularly.

I can't even remember this. Was this season 1 or 2? That's the most beautiful drag I've ever seen.

youtube.com/watch?v=CqmDq6IiF_Q

Not sure, I made the file on October 25, 2018

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Good night Yea Forums, I cant hold off the fever anymore.

calm knocked out like the pooper he is

sleep tight snuffler

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I will never understand what was going through his mind in that moment

That was one hell of a PvT

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a shuttle killed mini's parents

quality stuff

This, tosis gets SUPER fucking salty on stream

must suck to get matched into the top pros for your qualifier.

>mini
>top pro

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any news on when flash is playing today?

He's in the last group, so no idea. probably later. There's not anybody else really strong in his group so it'll probably be a walkover

its actually crazy how different he is

larva lost to mini

imagine not watching the korea broadcast.

I'd rather mute the cast than listen to ADHD hype chinks

GSL is way more exciting right now

Seeing them on the breaks is enough. Listening to the moon rune noise wall isn't that great when you have people like Artosis that are actually good.

link

I really enjoy Artosis casting but him playing bw and literally complaining about every single protoss every fucking time is getting annoying. I don't see other t pros having as much trouble against protoss players so stop fucking complaining and learn to deal with early harass and learn how to move out of your base earlier instead of waiting until protoss has 4 base and you have two.
Really fucking tired of his bullshit excuses for his poor play and still having no clue how to play the match up.

Protoss is literally the a move race played by 80% of the ladder.

maruwinslol

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Not him but is Toss really the most popular bw race? I don't really pay attention to bw unless I watch it with Yea Forums

Oh Dear

on the ladder? oh yes. But it very glass ceiling at PRO play.

That's pretty interesting and very different to sc2

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Is this the first terran we've seen make it to a final so far?

>that failed dt drop
wow best

I was all about Protoss from the first time I saw them but there's no denying they're the easiest to play, at least as far as low tier scrubs are concerned.

Toss definitely has the lowest skill floor but its still interesting to see Terran is the most popular scrub race. Is this the power of humanity?

broken replay?

>can someone check his pulse

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BUSTED

Link to the match?

>Artosis casting Literally Whos in BW
>Tasteless casting SC2
Who's got it worse?

tasteless is casting with noregret so it seems obvious to me

Mind vs. Best last season of ASL7

youtube.com/watch?v=awbSHuJ7xjk
game 5

tasteless

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Mmmmm SCBs

??????
what a fucking throw by the terran

Has there ever been as big of a patchZerg as Destiny?

SC2 is way better

>that dragoon
DON'T MOVE

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>blob collide
may as well play grey goo

>TY

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There is more micro in sc2, and theres plenty of blob on sc1

What happened? Why is he tilted

Ty paused illegal and tried to cheat.
Fucked everything up

nah

but everything micros in the same way, it all pathfinds optimally

Blinking a stalker is far more interesting than moving a dragoon because it's retarded. And half the micro of SC1 is with workers.
Anyways, SC1 is still fun to watch.

Just got here, did I miss anything big?

We found the specimen for Artosis to breed the wests only hope in Starcraft.

you don't know anything

>Blur dur, 20 mutas on top of each other isnt a blob
>40 thousands spider mines and vultures isnt a blob

Who is this bologna person and where is artosis? did bologna eat him?

Not really. Couple of interesting games. Most of the discussion seems to be complaining that the girl caster is too quiet/mumbly but It hasn't bothered me.

Flash, Larva, Tossgirl, Mong and JD still to play

feel free to fuck off to your sc2 thread where people are super interested in that game

oh wait

You people arent interested in SC1, your interested in the girl

stacked mutas and stacked vultures isn't a blob
spider mines aren't a blob

I cant roll my eyes harder

Zerg is definitely gonna win this game

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>Zerg against Zerg
This is truly a Starcraft Brood War™

>the hive world of Jat right now

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I'd stir her last night aggis with my canadian bacon until its full of pure canadian syrup, if you know what i mean

Dumb nigger, you probly dont even know about korea time

Seeing the big muta flocks gets funny after a certain point.

I complain in every korea time thread to trigger you faggots for enjoying an OBJECTIVELY worse game.

>enjoying an OBJECTIVELY worse game.
I'm watching it bitch, not playing it. I don't care if it's worse mechanically if it looks better to me.

>hmmm who should we get to commentate
>oh ya, how about bird man and some d- zerg with a vagina that happens to be in korea
ninazerg would have been a better pick.

They need to whip tasteless and make him cast every game.

you're watching a game with rebindable hotkeys and a higher aspect ratio than 1.16.1 you fag. you're just as bad as the sc2 players

>flocks
>blobs
>autisms

>we're seeing an actual late game zvz

i can't remember the last time I saw defilers in a ZvZ, please please let that huge muta clump get plagued

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>watches starcraft
>WHOA DUDE I'M NOT THAT AUTISTIC!!!

>lategame ZvZ for once
>instead of talking about it reply to obvious bait

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sc2 is an alright game but shit to watch because it's just blob jousting
that doesn't matter

perfect pathfinding, UBS, worker auto-rally, unlimited unit select.. those don't matter either

what the hell is even happening

DEVOURER ON DEVOURER ACTION

once in a life time ZvZ what the fuck

yeah they do don't be retarded

>devourers attacking overlords

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youtube.com/watch?v=FsUuhW7WbIg

>Swarm pushing in a ZvZ

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>Terran
>-
I want Flash already

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korean commentators are annoying

Makes me wonder how angry Day9 or Tasteless gets

I really wonder how these guys dont manage to call someone an idiot kike faggot nigger on their stream, that has to be hard to do when youre an easily replacable highly visible public persona

I remember watching Tasteless stream a little at home years ago. He looked like he was about to die of lack of energy and was so listless playing TMNT on NES.

I don't know if he has the will to live left in him at all.

im 100% sure tasteless is exactly the same on stream and off.

Protoss is braindead easy to play because the cheese is the hardest to stop (cannon rushing z), its braindead easy to sneak in DT's, also very easy to cannon up an expansion with 49808903 minerals that forces zerg to get hive or T to apply pressure

you can also literally just a move your entire fucking zealot dragoon ht army without any positioning whatsoever and still be able to storm for free since storm dodging in 8 TR low latency setting is impossible as fuck

none of this matters at high level of course but its basically the race MADE for peruvians

wat

Fun fact: the "you subhuman baboon" copypasta was actually born when Tasteless lost to a 6pool

This.

Also fuck what InControl and Dan / plott bros think needs to happen to fix the scene, they're too close to the cancer that is Nublizz

Starcraft? More like Shitcraft

so is there GSL, ASL and KSL? I don't get it

red zerg vs yellow terran patrician matchup

ninazerg is amusing to read her batshit posts but she's too fucking weird and ironic to cast anything without sperging out. Besides, has anybody even seen her?

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is terran still the best

GSL is the SC2 equivalent of ASL, both are run by Afreeca. KSL is a blizzard run BW tournament with a slightly different format from ASL

It's almost impossible for me to imagine the zoomers picking BW up in any meaningful fashion but it's not like anything is coming to replace it really. Hopefully it can continue as a persistent niche but I'd call that the ceiling.

no, they have only won 2 out of 10 tourneys held in the last 3 years.

thanks user

aw that's too bad

did forgg come crawling back to brood war

Sooo what is it about Starcraft that attracts more girl pros (or at least high ELO) then normal?

League of Legends and DotA seem to have way fewer chicks in the high-level circuits.

U gotta deal with all ur teammates wanting to fuck you in team games.

The Starcraft community isn't anywhere near as cancerous as the community of any given moba game. Since there are fewer players in a match, you're also going to run into fewer players overall; in one SC game you can have one person being a little shit, whereas in a LoL game you can have up to nine 10-year olds raging at you at once.

He's an idiot, Terran have frequently won and there weren't "10 tourneys"

>then normal?
back to facebook

last time i watched bw was flash vs jaedong rematch and flash won again, it was right before SC2 came out and it was the culmination of starcraft arms race where Flash cemented his reputation as top dog.

man that was a long time ago

Get this girl some cocaine laced caffeine, needs to wake up

Terrible post, don't ever reply to me again.

Out of the last 10 notable tournaments, Terran has won 5 times (Last 2 times, Flash 3 times) and Terran had runner-up 4 times (Sharp, Last, Flash, Sea)

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He is right about the number there, 10 starleagues = 7 ASLs, 2 KSLs and 1 Vant starleague.

Terran have won 5, 3 of those flash.

Isnt GSL supposed to start now? No stream

It started early tonight. The VODs should be on the GSL twitch channel by now

neeever mind was GMT, its already over.

did most of the bw pros abandon sc2? i think sc2 is kind of gay, desu senpai

Based cadenzie making the twitch chat incels seethe.

I like casters who don't fake it all the time and scream to let the reddit kiddies know when it's time to be excited.

the motherfucking dong?

Anyone that's going to gravitate towards a 1v1 competition is basically going to end up here or in fighting games. Similar appeal to chess which also has a long history of female players despite not really being in the running for tip top champion.

You can be chill and still throw in a joke or some commentary during dead time.

Don't know because i don't follow SC2, but i know a lot of former pros have come back to brood war recently because it's starting to gain more and more exposure again.

i'm hoping to see Fantasy and Bee Suit again

DONG
eh, she could speak a bit more loudly and clearly, plus her cadence is a bit weird but it's not a huge issue. I'd take that over somebody shouting themselves hoarse when they have no fucking clue about the game

>Just got home
>Missed like 6 hours of SC1 and all of today's GSL
>Now have 8 hours of Starcraft to catch up on tomorrow

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JAEDONG DING
WHAT A HOT PROBHIBBIBIBAT

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my favorite was always flash because i mained Terran, but i also loved Firebathero and Midas

i remember fantasy, he also was a terran but played kind of differently iirc. never heard of Bee Suit

FanTaSy came back to SC2, get fucked borther.

beesuit is a nickname for bisu

oh, now i feel dumb

I gave dan a doodle

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these call of duty ads are horrible

stork on

>Tasteless and not-Artosis casting GSL earlier
>Not-Tasteless and Artosis casting KSL
Why must God be so cruel?

Another user pointed me towards alternate player for twitch and can confirm it's legit. Worth it to avoid those awful assaults on the senses.

Seething

how do you not have streamlink in 2019

>cadence
heh

ain't Stork lucky this Terran is shit.

>ads

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PULL IT PULL IT PULL IT PULL IT PULL IT
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>artosis the old white guy

GG EZ

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aw fuck I missed almost all of it again, I thought this was tomorrow

Do you think they are wearing pants behind that table?

How many games have they played so far?

Also how did this cumslut even get a job commentating when she can't talk, she is barely audible.

>How many games have they played so far?
Stream has been up for like 8 hours so, a lot

She's just filling in because KSL qualifiers and GSL were on at the same time today. She's actually a BW pro.

>The Dong getting cheesed to death by this garbage ass shitter

lmao

Those panic creep colonies were good for a chuckle.

"pro"
I saw that queen fumbling in the online qualifiers.
Seriously though, I don't understand what she is saying at all, does she have autism?

Have sex.

>Female
>Actually play Brood War of all games at a reasonably high level
Of course she does. Why would you even need to ask?

Who the fuck is this bitch? I can barely understand what she's saying. I'd rather have Rapid.

Holy shit this madlad.

Can you guys seriously not hear what she's saying? I'm an ausfag and I'm getting all of it. I'd take somebody mumbling relevant info rather than a guy shouting cluelessly when something blows up

also that fucking throw lol

I wish Blizz or someone would make more 3D starcraft cinematics. I want to see marines at ground level getting wrecked by lurkers.

Im amerifat and I understand fine

Supply me with a pair of young girly buttocks and I would be happy to do so.

Half of it is mumbling on the verge of whisper, I have to exert myself to interpret and it detracts my attention away from the game.

C A T T L E B R U I S E R S

she has a cute voice but is too quiet

She's quiet and slurs everything together. Fuck sake the games effects are louder than her. Am not a native speaker, though so that might make things more difficult.

>JD hurt his wristies :(
>drops the bo3 tournament
>decides to play in the bo7 tournament instead
madman or brainlet?

I have not seen a Terran player use cruisers and actually win in like months though i missed the first game o fhis set

The first game was the terran winning with a shit eating cheese.

the only problem is when there's a lot of action noises it becomes hard to hear because her voice sits at the wrong pitch.

absolute dong
>jaedong you'll never walk again
>guess I'll take up running then

>showing Cadenzie getting BTFO during the break

What did the producers mean by this?

No they don't.
That's a surefire way to know it's a tranny.

>that mine pull gangbang

L m a o

get FUCKED terran babies

that Terran was just dumb as fuck... you can't just mass Goliaths

>3 base lurker

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"get angry and speak up, bitch!"

it's a good build vs the way current zergs play but this dude is a chobo

LEE JAEDOOOOONG

>the dong is playing
holy shit

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she's fine with headphones on, but I can't always hear her with speakers

oh, maybe that's it. I've been listening with headphones all day.

did she just make cummies?

jaedong has that affect on everyone.

ULTRA MILK TRUK ARRIVE

>wake up and tune in perfectly to see the final drafts
good enough

Koreans communicate with brood war replays instead of words.

what's the word on leta, did he make it through

>Artosis wants to see Leta

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ZerO qualified? The Young Prince? I thought he retired. Can't wait to see him abuse queens like he used to.

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>literally any type of broodwar tournament/stream on
>flash shits out at least 50 videos during the broadcast making chrome sperg out

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Starcraft? More like StarCrapt

wtf, how dare you!

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Don't do this to me.

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>she's chill
I think you misspelt catatonic

>shitty juvenile humor
third-worlder detected

i wanna bully aqua so she will marry me

s-sex zergling!

>Kim Mode

Is this their national emergency code if North Korea attacks?

>go away
>come back
>zvz
big yike

He's changed his name to queen, and he was the first to qualify today, looked dominant as fuck when he brutalized his way past the poor protoss

>wipe explodes my eardums
thanks KSL

you've heard of butterface, now get ready for butterteeth
literally the only flaw in the ensemble

>goclean

Did I miss anything in the last 9 hours?

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goclean is an environmentally friendly progamer playing to raise awareness for the Green Party.

let's go goclean

Third world? More like Turd World

While we wait for this 45 minute tank fuckfest to finish, enjoy this cool art.

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>45 minute
That's an optimistic estimate, I've seen TvTs go well over that

>nonblack

It's the cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite!

Neat, it's amazing to see all these old pros coming out of retirement to return to BW.

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Is that why everyone is so bad at the game? All old people with dementia and arthritis.

Maybe not this time. goclean is not looking good

Is the girl casting with Artosis a girl (male)

she's a girl (autistic)

no (yes)

female female who actually got into BW during college and qualified playing against koreans.

no, go back to /lgbt/ trapfag

BW is super alive in Korea right now
it's why artosis is casting it over trash sc2
the game is really hard you fucking pleb

VALKYRIE SPOTTED

based
I wish I had a cute Autistic Zerg playing girlfriend that could destroy me in PvZ then call me bad at video games

>tfw too much ladder anxiety to play
This girl is a better person than I am

> really hard
>3 viable units per race
>Artisois starts LAUGHING AND MOCKING HIS STUPIDITY for making a useless Valkyrie.
Wow what a terrible game.

Cmon goclean you can do it! Goclean for next KSL champ

yikes
sorry your babbys first rts is dead

goclean? More like GOATclean! RIP

corner floating command center

hes dead man

Who the fuck is this terrible commentator? They are just mumbling their words and barely speaking above a whisper?
Is this a fucking tranny?

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Why do you keep asking this you autist?

>ggyo
DQd

His name's Artosis.

>his
wow way to misgender

What the hell are you talking about? I just started watching the stream.
Well is it a tranny?

I thought Flash was in the military?

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awol

maybe you could try reading a thread dumbass

I think Flash actually won some medal at some "national" event so he doesn't have to do his service

So you're saying you were just too stupid to ctrl+f? It's Cadenzie, the foreign Zerg from the online qualifiers.

How the fuck is that supposed to help me determine anything?
Given the animosity, the whisper talk, the hiding behind the hair, I'm going to guess yes, it is a tranny, damn shame.

Stork is a DRAGON.

well that's not good, I wanted to see other people win for once

It's already been asked like five times. l2rd

imagine Stork getting eliminated by some no-name called Sexy

It isn't our fault you're a fucking retard who can't read.

Flash is taken 1 ASL and 2 KSL's off, i'm totally ready for him to come back. I'm stick of it being so unpredictable, we need a solid champion for everybody to try and beat

>how does looking things up by myself help me learn about the thing i want to know

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what the fuck is this other commentator besides artosis? the voice sounds so fucked up

Given that I'm Scottish I can assure you that cadenzie is by our standards of beauty and rough accents almost definitely a girl (female). She'd be a 10/10 in the vile social housing areas.

That's Shield, the new protagonist in the Pokemon series.

>the whisper talk
that's because she has really terrible britteeth and doesn't want to show them on stream

tasteless started transitioning

>be a horrible commentator
>get a free pass because you're a girl

the absolute state of humanity

not him but how is scotland this time of year? t. aussie what do you drink on the regular?

stop bullying my wife, it's her first time casting and it's already been 8+ hours since it started

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Stork dabbing on this scrub.

>>get a free pass
normally yeah in most other situations you'd be right, but this caster is constantly getting ripped on for teeth and being too quiet in both this thread and the twitch chat, so I'm not sure what you're talking about

>fuck KSL and ASL were boring and Flash didn't play
>now he has mill service
>fuck give him a medal so he can play

How do I woo a scottish lass? Do I offer her an appeasement of buckfast tonic wine to lure her back to my chip shop?

given the comments about her teeth on twitch chat I'm hardly surprised she doesn't want to open her mouth. I have gigantic fucking wonky teeth and I've always hated it.

Grey and shitty, but not freezing cold and windy anymore so at least there's that. As for drinks, it has to be irn bru or buckfast and nothing else, no water ever.

>get a free pass
She's getting more shit than rapid usually gets, and he deserves it

twitch chat can roast her but she's not getting fired because of her gender and you know it

if a fresh male commentator was doing this poorly he'd never cast again but you know damn well she will

Shes gotten better as the night went on imooo

Good to hear oldmate, I'll have to try buckfast someday

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>but she's not getting fired

You have to have a job to be fired you dumbass, she volunteered because everyone else available was doing GSL today.

You have to remember, her only competition for the role of Tasteless stand-in consists of Rapid and Noregret

rapid and noregret get called back all the time though
i think you're counting chickens before they hatch, you can complain if they bring her back for a second day

what a moron lul

casting isn't her job, worst you can do is tell her thanks for coming but we want artosis to sit completely alone from now on

>if a fresh male commentator was doing this poorly he'd never cast again
fatregret was literally casting concurrently with this broadcast. They clearly do not have a good pool of english speaking commentators. This is probably her first time casting too and its a 12 hour cast, she's doing fine and she isn't fucking cringe to listen to like noregret or just getting in the way of artosis' casting like rapid

I see you know the chip shop strategy too. It's still the meta, just make sure it's one of the classier chip shops. It helps to preemptively bring a battered sausage too, just in case her mobility scooter is low on batteries.

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Noregret is as awkward and mumbly as this, but without the actual BW knowledge and he's still employed for some reason. During the zerg matchups she was doing more of the legwork

Noregret is a fat fuck that needs to eat a shoe then promptly go on a fucking diet.

Noregret runs a team house in Korea. He isn't a professional caster, he just fills in when he's asked. There was a shortage today because Rapid was unavailable and there was 2 concurrent events.

cheers hamish, i'll try my luck at parking my bridge in her firth of forth

Great job idiot, you invited the SJWs to start virtue signalling about trannies with your autism

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It's actually kinda cool to have a zerg player's perspective during the cast for once.

what was that shoe thing? He promised to eat a shoe if somebody won and he didn't go through with it? He could have at least got a shoe shaped cake to eat or something, never welch on a bet.

I saw that Tasteless promised to go on Artosis's podcast the other day, there's a lot of unfulfilled promises in starcraft

Thanks dude

stork with the lightning fast sub-200 apm

>you now remember how overpowered carriers were before they were nerfed

I want this female to die and stop casting forever.
Shes sucking the energy out of Artosis and her voice is terrible.
FUCK THIS CUNT

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>old carriers on island maps

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>female
>she
>cunt

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Holy shit! Did Tasteless start HRT?

FUCK YEAH STORK

Omg this is so awkward and terrible.

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Did Artosis ever swallow that sword?

>it's done

GUYS TURN ON CNN FLASH JUST GOT ELIMINATED

larva....

flash....

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Man all those zergs

>Larva and Flash did not get through qualifiers

THIS SEASON IS A DUMPSTER FIRE BROS

Starcraft 2 is better.

>Larva and Flash gone

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There is no fucking way Flash didn't qualify

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>retards exposing themselves as Yea Forumsirgins in chat
you guys should lurk more.

>Flash didn'T play
GODDAMN FLASH

The absolute fucking S T A T E of Terran right now.
>Flash didn't even show up
Lmao what a lad

mayeb wings of liberty

blizzshit ruined sc2 with the expansions and their constant balance changes to please retard ""personalities"" crying on twitter

trannies don't live to 34

>whole zeason is a zvz

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Couldnt be more wrong if you tried

KSL Zeason Zhree

rip KSL

LOOK AT HER FUCKING TEETH
>LOOK AT HER FUCKING TEETH
LOOK AT HER FUCKING TEETH
>LOOK AT HER FUCKING TEETH
LOOK AT HER FUCKING TEETH
>LOOK AT HER FUCKING TEETH
LOOK AT HER FUCKING TEETH
>LOOK AT HER FUCKING TEETH

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>its another Flash doesn't play and rather makes hundreds of shitpost youtube videos tourney episode

look at anons belly and tiny dick

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oh shit, didn't realize it was koreatime. what did I miss?

just ended

Lots of ZvZ and a casting debut for a 2000 MMR female player from Scotland. Camera-shy, but knowledgable.

When you become a literal god who's above everyone else you have to find new ways to entertain yourself somehow.

How do you miss an 11 hour stream?

>ample got through in Flash's group
Flash must not have showed, there's no way Ample would have beaten even a decrepit flash in a TvT

I'm never talking shit about rapid again after this cunt.
I AM SORRY RAPID

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>When you become a literal god who's above everyone else
Oh really? Because it seems like he hasn't been putting in enough EffOrt, if you get my drift.

T: Ample, Forgg , Sharp (seed), Last (seed)
P: Mini, Stork, Snow, Best, Rain (seed)
Z: Modesty, Shine, JD, action, Miso/where, Zero/queen Soulkey (seed)

decent tourney, shame about larva and flash though. Really fucking happy zero qualified, looking forward to seeing him play.

Seems I'll only be excited for half of this list. I'd love to see Queen do well too, Mini will get some good bracket luck but I think this is Rain's tourny to lose.

fuck off rapid

go to bed rapid, nobody cares about the shitty references you researched on wikipedia

Worth rewatching any highlights? What was your favorite match?

I was really tired after work and slept for 11 hours

its worth watching if you turn off the sound so you don't have to listen to this cunt for 9 hours

I don't dislike Rapid, Noregret, Cadenzie, or Wolf