Don’t mind me, just posting best girl
Don’t mind me, just posting best girl
Luke Hughes
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Isaiah Flores
So when are you going to post her?
Justin Foster
I see
Chase Howard
I love Reisen!
Brayden Powell
sorry wrong file
David Reyes
Much better
Jeremiah Walker
well if OP wont i will
Dominic Wright
i'm a big fan of natsuki, personally.
Connor Martinez
She has nice bow. Bows are good.
Carter Green
Based
Julian Peterson
FLAT CHEST NATION RISE UP
I also enjoy muffet,francisca,and plant girls
Nathaniel Murphy
Same
Charles Thompson
Elijah Wilson
Now arent you the cutest little thing
Caleb Ward
waiting for marina
Jason Reyes
I love Fuuka!
Jonathan Phillips
I honestly can't pick one. Even if you put a splattergun to my head.
Pearl vs Marina is no contest though. Why the fuck did they make Pearl a goblina?
Lincoln Murphy
Good job
Josiah Kelly
jesus you guys are taking a while, here let me post her for you
Carter Thompson
Marina never stood a chance
Charles Rivera
Play OE desu
Adrian Jackson
Samuel Sullivan
Ryder Ortiz
Parker Hughes
Good stuff
Levi Gomez
Colton Diaz
I love cute user!
Nolan Garcia
(no)
Ian Clark
Juan Ramirez
Ok I'm going to bed then.
Justin Lee
Adam Bennett
OCTO'D
Colton Peterson
Imagine how slimy the octopussy and octomouth are.
Isaac Watson
backstabbing cunt
Mason Butler
?
Jaxon Murphy
Anti-Calliefags are universal assholes. Not just assholes by Earth standards. They would be considered assholes in any galaxy to shitpost against such a nice squid.
Michael Hill
Wait, I thought the newborn octolings were just told the Inklings were evil and that the music turned them good? Did I misread something?
Justin Fisher
>why, yes, I DO main the dynamo roller. why do you ask?
Jackson Wood
don't play dumb with me
fuck off you traitorous cunt
Luke Bennett
I wanna pet Elyssia's dewlap!
Jaxson Peterson
see what I mean
Justin James
I wanna pet Elyssia's dewlap!
Benjamin Sullivan
>tfw the band members will NEVER EVER be ingame
Brody Gomez
fuck off you cunt
Elijah Carter
Eat my dick shitposter
Noah Garcia
So rude
Chase Cooper
less rude then betraying your own sister for octo dick
Brody Butler
I love Kasumi!
Xavier Gonzalez
typical anti Callie degenerate scumbag
Michael Sanchez
your waifu is a slut
Jackson Russell
Callie is so cute
Samuel Lopez
Fuck off then. Wouldn't want to corrupt your pure mind with this.
Logan Smith
They're both sluts
Jonathan Brown
Pearl haters are funny, especially since Marina would pick up her as best girl.
Xavier Richardson
There's only one best girl, and she's my sweet little baby.
Dylan Jones
A man of taste
Adrian Phillips
They are brainwashed by Octavio's music since birth.
Caleb Price
Funny that's not Tsunade
Jace Brooks
Are you serious!
Landon Taylor
I dont see the issue
Thomas Reyes
Adrian Bailey
Those are some big milkers
Grayson Gutierrez
Just a nightmare, she's safe now.
Christopher Edwards
I like big sluts, and I cannot lie.
Cooper Hughes
The way Splatoon solves the tension between Squids and Octos is pure genius.
Ian Sanchez
Sebastian Nguyen
Does she at least appears in some if the vídeo games?
Connor Barnes
fuck off slut apologists
enjoy getting cucked then
Hunter Johnson
Eli Nelson
Caleb White
Is this a squid thread or not?
Brody Cruz
GOOD post
BAD post
Isaac Taylor
As long as I can post her, I don't really care. Oh god why is this salmon run going so bad, there's shitters everywhere.
Ayden Peterson
I still can't get over that Nintendo gave Callie such slutty outfit, with thong and tramp stamp. Nobody raised a single eyebrow.
Kevin Sanders
The Naruto fighting games
Daniel Hernandez
more
Cooper Baker
Some hours of the day have less bad players.
Sounds like you're looking at too much degen fanart, obsessed troll.
Ryan Hall
I just want to see cute squids and octos
just play with [/spoiler]friends
Thomas Hughes
How the hell did I fuck up that spoiler and have it still work
Carson Martin
Connor Davis
What? No, you can't deny her outfit was designed to sexually entice the audience.
Thomas Allen
What cums to mind when you see this image
Jaxson Murphy
now i need to fap
Blake Scott
I got you covered, but it'll be mostly octos. Fuck you.
Caleb Gomez
Why are calliefags so cringe worthy? no other splatoon waifufag spams as much of their shitty idol and type like faggots. They shit up every splatoon thread.
Elijah Thompson
Asher Moore
They've always sexualized Callie despite her character. Even in the original concept art she has visible midriff while Marie's character model is headless. Yet during S1 Marie was always the one depicted as aggressively sexual by the community due to their personality differences.
The better question is why are anti Calliefags such assholes? Oh no cute pictures. Cry me a river faggot.
Gabriel Rodriguez
Really......
Tyler Jenkins
God damn it, I'm going to go below 400 profreshional if this keeps up.
Ryder Cox
Lucas Richardson
How do you expect me to want to fuck something if it doesn't have titties or ass?
Daniel Cox
Jaxson King
Cooper Cox
Justin Rivera
The only good thing about Naruto, the porn.
Jace Rodriguez
Benjamin Carter
Because you fuckers flood the thread and don't even post varied art and it's just a bunch of unwanted callie pictures. Go fuck yourself
Josiah Walker
Like I give a fuck what you want, asshole. Deal with it.
Jayden Stewart
Im just too damn horny and cant help myself
Easton Rogers
As someone who actually does main the gold dynamo, i chortled
Liam Gray
>dynamo roller
>chad
Blasters are where the real Chads are at.
Ayden Ward
Logan Gutierrez
The Squid Sisters are wasted on a niche series like Splatoon, should've had a cartoon or something with broader appeal.
Benjamin Anderson
BWASTA
Jonathan Long
Easton Taylor
Christian Wood
Lincoln Gutierrez
I'm confused, I really am.
Chase Carter
Colton Jenkins
gonna bust one to this, thanks
Matthew Reyes
absolutely based, keep up the work user
Carson Perez
sauce
Aiden Lewis
I love Marie. I want to place my dick between her tits.
John Hill
Numahana
Kevin Hill
She's definitely the best squid.
Hunter Thompson
Jeremiah Harris
Sebastian Bailey
Leo James
>I'm confused, I really am.
Benis goes in bagina.
Hudson Brown
im close
Cooper Reed
Leo Evans
That goes against everything I was ever taught.
Julian Rodriguez
I have a penis and vagina
Nicholas King
thx m8
Ryan Morris
Carter Garcia
Cameron Howard
Jeremiah Watson
Mariefags step your game up
Oliver Murphy
What the hell do they teach in sex ed these days?
Luis Flores
Christopher Cox
Men are rapists
Isaac Torres
Parker Kelly
NO WOOMIES ON MY BOARD
Brayden Edwards
Carson Ramirez
Ouch!
Samuel Evans
Marie is a perv lolicon who wants to lick little squid kid pits so she's best girl
Zachary Cook
did anyone else think that was her neck for a solid 3 seconds?
Ethan Rodriguez
Mmm yes please, dice those lil shits up into rings and deep-fry em, and also gimme the tentacles on the grill
Landon Adams
>squib hugging octo
Oh god my heart.
Time for cute witch squids.
Elijah Sanders
This, but with Inklings instead.
Asher Martin
That poor last one knew it was coming.
Gavin Baker
So is Bayonetta 3 gonna have Callie and Marie bonus costumes?
Carter Roberts
Holy shit, that would be amazing.
Austin Barnes
A FUCKING METER ACROSS
Jaxon Brooks
Lucas Myers
Marie confirmed slut
Benjamin Flores
blululululu
Henry Thompson
Marie wants Agent 4 (Female).
Bentley Gray
I just want a nice comfy cephalopod thread.
Easton Cox
Sshhh..... Rinko is sleeping
Jackson Roberts
What?
Owen Anderson
Oops
Blake Murphy
saying "best girl" or "I love x character" in the op makes it a waifu posting thread sadly
Ayden Hall
as opposed to generic character spam
who cares
Jason Collins
such a lickable tummy
Andrew Foster
Splatoon threads aren't exactly innocent of that but at least the last one didn't have so many non-sea creatures and people talked about the game.
Brayden Peterson
it was like a less shitty /vg/ thread. I want more octo hair styles still
Robert Campbell
Wanted more from her. Didn't even get a proper death scene Made me kinda wish she wasn't apart of a meme game and actually had a fleshed out route
Anthony Green
Wrong, Marie is in a committed relationship with Callie
Jose Jenkins
Hopefully in a future update?
Christopher Barnes
I want to put a baby in Callie's woomby.
Wyatt Adams
Yes, but my hopes aren't too high, probably something for Splatoon 3
Wyatt Wilson
>future update
Nicholas Bell
>For a female octopus, laying eggs marks the beginning of the end. She needs to cover them and defend them against would-be predators. She needs to gently waft currents over them so they get a constant supply of fresh, oxygenated water. And she does this continuously, never leaving and never eating.
>When the eggs hatch, she dies, starving and exhausted. As biologist Jim Cosgrove says, “No mother could give more”. You can watch a giant Pacific octopus going through this surprisingly moving sacrifice in the clip below from the BBC’s series Life.
Camden Nelson
Most likely. Still, they've got to have something in store since they decided to keep updating the game.
Logan Rivera
>Once the octopus reaches adulthood, it will eventually get the urge to mate. As with most creatures, the octopus's main purpose in life is to reproduce. However, if it knew just what was waiting for it soon after, it might think twice. Both the male and female octopuses die soon after mating. The male dies a few months afterwards, while female dies shortly after the eggs hatch. For octopuses, mating is a pretty subdued affair. A few species have flashy mating rituals, but many octopuses seem like they're just conducting business.
>The male octopus has a modified arm called the hectocotylus, which is about a meter long and holds rows of sperm. Depending on the species, he will either approach a receptive female and insert the arm into her oviduct or take off the arm and give it to her to store in her mantle for later. In the latter scenario, the female keeps the arm until she lays her eggs, at which time she takes the arm out and spreads the sperm over her eggs to fertilize them.
Liam Scott
>you will never rip off your dick and balls to give to a female to later use to impregnate herself
Why even live?
Eli Ortiz
Jackson Rodriguez
What is the purpose of these posts?
Dylan Lopez
I THINK REISEN SUCKS
Landon Foster
To inform us how octos have sex and procreate.
Juan Fisher
Man I respect you
James Rodriguez
Hate to burst your bubble but the game's done with actual updates. We'll only get splatfests from here on. Unless they plan on another DLC to respark interest or something.
Camden Martinez
It WAS done with actual updates, but they decided to extend the deadline. They even released this imagine of weapons from the first game they're bringing back later this year.
David Sullivan
They've already explained how they reproduce though
>According to the first artbook, Octarians aren't able to reproduce on their own and are thus created by cutting off a tentacle from a host.
Still have Sheldon's picks coming.
Samuel Richardson
Nicholas Adams
Oh shit really? That's good news. Now I can actually hope about that Salmon run DLC and not feel stupid
Luke Hall
Kys
Gavin Carter
Sauce pls
Christian Cook
My only worry is they haven't specified what they'll add aside from those old weapons. My biggest wish is another single-player pack like OE since it was so based. Not to mention they called it the "first" paid DLC, implying there would be more in the future. I definitely wouldn't say no to more SR maps, though. Polaris is my favorite but only 4 of them feels so barebones.
Landon Jones
Asher Martinez
Shit anything else besides "just" old weapons would be good in my book. My dream would be a Salmon run co-op that would have all 4 squids/octos running through levels a la L4D while fighting mobs of Salmonids. Maybe make some puzzles that require all 4 to actually think like some of the harder Octo expansion levels. Still in the end it's probably too much at this point.
Mason Lee
Owen Adams
Matthew Williams
Callie may have lost the Splatfest but she won the Splatwar, since Mariefags ditched her for Marina.
Justin Campbell
>salmon run campaign
Holy shit that sounds amazing. It would be like Lost Planet 2 but with squids and fish.
Xavier Garcia
Yeah pretty much actually. The main problem would be working around Ninty's shit online and disconnects/lag
Luis Scott
i love callie!
Owen Nelson
It's not so bad in Splatoon, it's rare if I ever get more than one disconnect every few days. It's more than playable, which sadly one can't say for Smash.
Jaxon Hughes
Angel James
Parker Campbell
Eli Perez
Nicholas Sanchez
Woomies are too lewd.
Luis Garcia
Owen Price
William Myers
Dominic Parker
Daniel Morgan
Dominic Rivera
Christian Jones
Joshua Watson
Good night, Calliefriend
Robert Bennett
good timing, i was just about to nod off myself. goodnight, Calliefriend!
Caleb Fisher
Sweet, they're gone. Back to baby girl.
Evan Davis
post her knees
Jaxson Morales
Angel Kelly
Not even best girl from her own series.
Zachary Bennett
welp time to fappe
Eli Gomez
Brandon Thompson
Jaxon Wright
Thomas Davis
Eli Ross
Camden Reed
They're so cute.
John Butler
Nathaniel Peterson
Grayson Howard
Nolan Robinson
Made for hugs.
Christopher Baker
Jaxson Gomez
This picture sucks, only three feathers? There should be ten tickles.
Levi Jackson
Fuck off, Carlos. Go get Ultros or something.
Lincoln Nguyen
Nathan Wilson
Jason Gonzalez
Christopher Morris
Shes a big squid
Zachary Robinson
Rhythm game with the band members when
Julian Wood
talked about this earlier with my best friend nogami
he said it's coming next week
Brayden Edwards
I'm still waiting.
Sebastian Garcia
Okay what's the source?
William King
Cameron Hughes
Jacob Johnson
No, that doesn't sound right.
William Garcia
See? I was right.
Tyler Moore
Sebastian James
I miss squid minigames from the first game.
Does anyone else just want a splatoon single player spin off but set in the same universe?
Isaac Green
Octo Expansion shows they can do a single-player for the games perfectly well, but with how the game was born with multiplayer in mind I'm not sure what the chances are. I could definitely see spin-offs with other genres like simulation or rhythm games. It still kind of sucks that pic related didn't happen at all. There was a teaser that kind of looked like this in a trailer for the first game.
Gavin Williams
NO
I DIDN'T SAY THAT
Aaron Reed
Ian Thomas