other platforms
>mature stories
nintendoshit
>*takes a sip of onions milk* I'm playing as a little boy so epic!
Other platforms
Onion milk?
what about that confuses you?
I mean tearing your way through mind controlled innocent women with no fucks given in the Spirit Temple is pretty mature.
Op is a newfag who doesn't know how to bypass wordfilters.
What's onion milk?
Based wordfilter dabbing on Yea Forums
As is exploring literal torture chambers with BLOOD on the floors.
Has OP even touched OoT?
soy milk
>blood so mature ugh!
hola milk, onions anonymous
all videogames are for children incel :)
wow you're so mature!!!!
Do you think Shrek drinks onion milk?
This actually looks pretty good tbh fam
All the milk you drink in MM and OoT was cow you you stupid fag. MM had drugged milk too. I bet you smoked a cigarette once and a t like you smoke weed.
Good games
>story is nonexistent or is background noise
"cinematic experiences"
>dude 500 hours of cutscenes lmao
I'm sure he has
he's just some shitposting retard trying to cause a stir
>man, kirby is actually really badass, he fights a giant bleeding eye ugh!
Well stories about child characters aren't really innately childish. Ironically that's a very childish take.
Based filter wins again
imagine being such a retard you make fun of videogames made for kids because they are kiddy. lol
I think kirby is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.
Asking for mature stories in video games is like asking for mature stories in your super hero comics. They might have deep plot elements and characters but at the end of the day, you're still a grown man looking at fucki g comoc.books. Better to embrace childish silliness than pretend to be some deep patrician because Bioshock got you to think about objectivism or The Last of Us got you to think about loss or whatever.
>knowyourmeme
Aleins that he is directly or indirectly responsible for allowing to come into existence in the first place.
Most of those "mature" stories have garbage writing.
If you took away the COD, GTA, Fifa & Battlefield, and forced Sony to sell their consoles on their 1st party games alone like Nintendo they would have died out with the PS3
user please I already have so little faith in this board.
Love you Shantae
seething cuck I bet you love superhero movies as well
OOT is trash there are way better final fantasy games
I don't play video games for the story you fucking retard
Yeah! Like... uh.
you just really love to hear little boys moan when they are getting hit
Oh shit!
Onions cause bad breath.
Fucking epic. based redditor dab dab