Will people judge me if I play my Nintendo Switch in public?

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this.

but i only ever see trannies and lard asses playing in public so who knows.

So what is being an adult about?

Onee-chans will flock to sexually assault you.

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I judge every person I see in public that isn't playing a video game, I wonder what goes on in their empty heads. You can't escape the judgement of people like me.

People already judge you. A switch will do nothing more than draw more attention to you so more people can judge you.

This, I typically judge guys by looking at their bulge to get a good idea of their dick size. I try not to be noticed, but I usually do and have to suck their dick as punishment.

I look like an obese human thumb that grew to 5'11". Kill me.

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Yes, but they also won't remember you for more than 5 minutes after leaving their line of sight

Are you handsome?

Wow, it's like it's early 2017 all over again.

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I NEVER GET PUSSY

Stop caring what other people think.

This kinda but also this . Only play where you're not trying to get laid. I play on the train when I go back to my hometown but I don't play at work or anything.

>waaaaaah I'm fat

Get /fit/ it's rewarding and can teach you other periphery skills which make you more attractive.

just don't disturb others by being loud or not paying attention.
Use headphones ,don
t yell, make sure your buttonpresses aren't gamecube tier loud and sit near the wall where people won't have to ask you to pass at their stop.

I was in a plane the other day coming back home from a business trip. I had a good looking woman seating next to me. The plane took off and after a few minutes I set up my Switch on the tray table and started playing Xenoblade Chronicles 2. I'm using the Jap voices and I put the volume at the max. The girl sitting next to me started getting interested in the Switch, but was confused about the game I was playing. I told her that she can't comprehend such a masterpiece and that there is no shame. Despite this I saw that she wanted to play, so I reassured her : "Don't worry, us Switch chads have a game for any situation" I hand her a Joy con and I launch Mario Kart. She picks Peach and of course I pick Wario with a max speed build. Before the race started, I told her : "Wait a second, I'm too good at this game, I need a handicap. I will play unhanded" I then unzipped my dick to use it to play the game. The girl couldn't say a word but I saw in her eyes that she was amazed by such capability. I still proceeded to win the race easily. At this moment, the flight attendant asked us if we wanted some refreshment, but I answered "No, lady, I'm the one doing the refreshing here". Seeing my huge dick operating the joycon, the flight attendant started blushing and spilt drinks all over the place. At this point me and my Switch were the main attraction in the plane. I then heard a very faint whisper in the back of the plane, using my super human hearing : "N-Nintendo is for kids! Muh Bloodborne! Muh Bloodborne! Whiiirrrhhhh!" I turned my head to make eye contact with the poor creature. It was a person of color with yellow teeths, wearing a "For the Gaymers" T-Shirt. Everyone pointed at him and started laughing heartedly. He quickly jumped out of his seat and hid in the WC for the rest of the flight. I then proceeded to bang every woman on the plane before finally landing and getting home. Just an ordinary Switch chad day. You know what to do OP.

you'll find out when you get there, champ

Don't you read xkcd like a good $0¥? Being an adult means ball pits and bing bing wahoo

people will judge you if you look ugly and secluded

if you look like the guy in the picture you'll be okay

youtube.com/watch?v=NTRuMcpCSgw

all browsing /fit/ will do is turn you gay, don't listen to this idiot

me on the right

Alright then stay fat. Just trying to help a nigga out damn

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>BING
>BING
>WAHOOO
>SO LONG GAY BOWSER

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no but you'd be a target for mugging

if you are hot male/6+female you can play it everywhere

only if you're a self conscious little bitch, just don't look like the stereotypical incel and know how to tell a normalfag to fuck off if they start egging you

Quentin and his Diamond Dogs will.

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>be me
>like 6 years ago
>on the bus playing persona 3 portable on vita
>at the part on the beach with cringey dialogue and tons of fanservice
>not give a fuck about being judged because I'm having fun and playing a handheld system the way you're supposed to
People are gonna judge you regardless if they're that much of a close-minded sheep. The reason you shouldn't play your Switch in public is because a nigger might steal it, not because you're afraid of what other people think. Literally imagine being such a pussy that you're worried about what people are thinking. It's not affecting you in the slightest. HAHAHA WHAT A LOSER

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People genuinely don't give a fuck about what you're doing as long as it isn't a disturbance to them. They'll just look because of curiosity. Besides, it's not like you know or will meet 90% of those people anyways.

Wholesome

people like you giving advice is so much wrong. If you look like a fucking neet living in basement and you're playing fucking nintendo in public, people will point at you and laugh, stop saying otherwise. You would be a terrible parent and your son would be a cuck.

Where's the turn your toy off pasta?

sorry but that only happened to you faggot

>projecting
ayy