Little Dovahkin is 8 years old now. Does he get picked on for his name?
Little Dovahkin is 8 years old now. Does he get picked on for his name?
Thomas Martin
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Austin Kelly
Based Sephiroth protects him from bullies with his blade of justice.
Matthew Smith
I pray that Dovahkiin grows up strong and marries a girl named Nerevarine.
Brayden Nelson
pretty sure Xehanort gets bullied more.
Blake Cook
>one of my high school buddies named his kid Aeris
It isn't as bad as Sephiroth or Dovahkiin, but it should be an offense to named your kid after video games.
Kevin Robinson
No one will laugh ones he kills a dragon and learns the word of power
Liam Sanders
LMAO WOW LIKE IN THE VIDEO GAME!!
Hudson Lopez
>not having twins named Dante and Vergil
Do you even power?
Nathan Lee
He'd probably go as "Dov"; which is a Hebrew male name meaning "Bear"
It's not hard to get around a dumb name as long as you're canny.
Austin Gray
I think you meant to say Shahvee.
Jason Wright
Joshua Phillips
At least I am talking about videogames
Dominic Smith
Nah because if they turn out to be embarassments I'd be angry they are tainting the good names
Nicholas Taylor
He'll be fine, AY BIG DO
Grayson Morris
There is guaranteed a baby named either Sora, Roxas or Axel
Jacob Scott
Talking like all those NPCs in Whiterun am I right my fellow gamers??
Juan Wright
>Sephiroth is 14
Wyatt Wilson
Seething
Jaxson Brooks
>He's 14
Matthew Taylor
Sephiroth is probably playing Fortnite right now
Hunter Nelson
Good taste, but nah still mean Nerevarine.
Jeremiah Morris
Nat as bad as some dude i know named his kid reaven like from star wars
Gavin Gomez
Or he will just say kin, and everyone will call him ken
Henry Brown
You are a annoying little faggot
Thomas Gomez
his parents are white, fat soiboi bearded man and fat white ogre arent they?
rip kid
Jayden Evans
no he looks asian he is probably doing math
Tyler Taylor
Carter Brown
See, at least when you're named Sephiroth you can go by Seth.
What the fuck can Dovahkiin go by? Dave?
Gabriel Gutierrez
an*
Anthony Mitchell
Stop antagonizing me I don't like that we can't be friends
Ayden Morgan
Just turn those names over in your mind for a moment. There's no way Dante and Vergil would ever not be embarassments.
Outside of vidya context, it sounds like a couple guys who hawk bootleg t-shirts outside of concerts.
Juan Wilson
Dove.
Or Doh!
Jacob Rivera
Dante works, easy. Vergil not so much.
Robert Sanchez
Dante could very much work, I've met one when I was younger. Vergil is nearly impossible though
Kayden Young
Believe or not I had a roommate in collage named kratos. He's an Asian dude and will marry his fiance next year.
Xavier King
But how's Dongus doing?
Samuel Sanders
>I am 21 inches long
God damn Sephiroth, that dick hang low
Julian Diaz
KEK
Chase Smith
>spelling your child's name wrong
Wyatt Lewis
Could be worse, could be Pinkamena Zecora Smith.
Robert Kelly
Can you actually sue your parents for giving you a fucking retarded name?
Robert Miller
Charles Torres
>our other friend has a son named Optimus Prime
Ian Evans
I think Pinkamen and Optimus Prime would make a great arranged married couple. Imagine if you were those kids it would be like instant depression
Joshua Rogers
I know the parents were probably autists that named their kid after a fucking video game but isn't Sephiroth like an actual name? Like a Jewish name or something.
Liam Robinson
Dante is an actual name u sperg
Oliver Rodriguez
Yall are just gay and elitist for no reason when yall niggas ain't having kids anyway.
I named my daughter Beatrice and my son Tiber
Benjamin Ramirez
AL Dante is a spaghetti brand you retard
Grayson Nguyen
What if it turned out to be a tranny and now goes by stephany haha
Jayden Brown
The sad thing is that their parents are probably nutcases, so they're pretty much guaranteed to have a bunch of mental problems when they grow up.
Cooper Morgan
I personally was named after a comic book character so naming children after media runs in my family
Is Axel a good name for a kid?
Jordan Ward
It’s from the divine comedy
Literally nothing wrong with the name
Christopher Gonzalez
>when your first name is shit, but your second name is actually pretty good
You had one job, parents.
Landon Russell
But that's a real name and not even rare. Yeah, it's fucking good. But you might as well be asking about fucking Mike. I'm sure there's been a Mike in some game.
Charles Parker
sephiroth is plural for the nodes on the jewish tree of life
Aiden Bailey
>When your first name is good but your second name is shit
People are calling me DJ and my mother's adoptive parent's name is Jewish so that's a no go
Justin Martin
>not naming your child Battler
He'll be six three and rolling in bitches
Jackson Ross
Dante could work if he's black or italian
>daughter's fine
>son sounds retarded
hit and miss
Gabriel Miller
>these people were able to reproduce
>you will never be able to reproduce
Eli Bell
Can you sue your parents for mutilating your dick?
Brandon Gutierrez
Guess they never miss huh
Daniel Williams
First Mike I thought of was that kid in Drawn to Life who died in a car accident.
Brayden Peterson
Where's the guy who named his daughter reimu?
Colton Ramirez
>Optimus prime
Kek
Noah Cox
Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt.
Aaron Kelly
Still shitposting on /jp/
What a legend.
Evan Gonzalez
Is he really? Lmfao what a fucking guy
Jaxson Watson
>that fucking drool
He looks brain dead.
Adam Phillips
Shut the fuck up BITCH, someone shoot that stoner... and thanks.
Jackson Robinson
You got bullied by an ff7 nerd...?
Nolan Davis
>read buddies as bullies
lol way to out yourself as the bullied virgin
Robert Rogers
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
Nathan Williams
>Not getting swirlies from your bros
SHIGGY
Gavin Long
They would probably just assume that the names are from Dantes Inferno not from a video game