Why dont you workout? it's like a video-game, training your character and leveling up the weight

I run 1km every single day and I can do 30+ push-ups in a row

STR stat doesn't matter much IRL.

I do both, but only because I want to look good in anime shirts

I do work out user, got myself to a 170 ORM preacher curl.

post body and then we'll conclude if you have 11% bf

its not, 3 years is nothing, its what it takes to get a good body

Too terrified of the gym atmosphere

If I had a personal gym that no one else used I would 100% get fit

No one will ever love you

I just started a week ago. My arms hurt and I can’t move them but at least I feel better emotionally. It’s hard but I do my best anyway.

im too lazy to even play video games tbqh

I always do 5x5 ragdolls before my t-pose sets, loosens me right up

And it takes less than a week to level up strength in a game

I do because I'm not a fatty faggot like everyone here

Who cares what people think? Don't be such a pussy.

I did, stopped when people started noticing my level, got bored, might start again

it triggers my dysphoria

Almost everyone was this way, unless you're doing something REALLY stupid or being an obnoxious faggot nobody is paying any attention to you

Actually, it's more about wanting to improve and develop discipline in an area that improves your health and your brain!
Interesting that a complacent, likely sedentary individual such as yourself would rag on the mental capabilities of a gym rat, given all we know about how bad being a fat tub of lard is for your brain, and how great working out is for it!

>using anything other than your body or tools or weapons

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>Why dont you workout
I'm already skinny. If I get buff then the only people that will be attracted to me will be gay dudes.

I do work out. How else am I supposed to find a hot jock boyfriend who will powerbottom for me after we get done playing vidya together?

Heh, jokes on you, there's some guy that looks like me that tells me he loves me every single day when I look at him in the mirror.

>has to work out to not be fat
You already lost any right to boast

Who oils up before lifting... that's so stupid.

There are plenty of exercises you can do to start getting in shape that dont require any equipment, try doing that until you feel comfortable enough to go to gym

Don't hog the weights/machines and don't drop the weights. Nobody will bug you except the occasional person that will give you pointers.

I do. I just hit 2pl8 but i'm trying to work on my running endurance.

If somebody looks down on you for trying to improve yourself then they can go fuck themselves. Don't give a shit about what those people think, they aren't even worth thinking about.

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you must be a skinnyfat with a butter belly

Too annoying to grind. Can't really power-through for 30-40 hours at a time. Gotta spend a lot of time eating and sleeping and shit. Dull.

Imagine being so mediocre and content with yourself that you could never stomach the thought of self improvement to live a happier and healthier life.
Really says alot about the laziness and instant gratification of the average videogame player.

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>he believes His lies
retard

>If I had a personal gym that no one else used I would 100% get fit
No you wouldn't. You don't even have the courage of a middle aged fat woman to walk into a gym.
make more excuses, you lazy bitch.

People hardly ever work out for others, you do it for yourself

Don't worry about the pain. What you are experiencing is delayed onset muscles soreness. It will disappear in a week and you won't get it again unless you stop working out for an extended amount of time.

If you can't workout because the pain is too much, don't fret missing the workout. Pick up on your next workout day.

>do nothing but rowing machine, burpees, curls and sit-ups for four months
>end up in t-rex mode with 12% bodyfat and a potbelly
Maybe I should ask for help instead of improvising my own routine

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I'm a fit-fat why not go to the gym? Get on an elliptical and check out all kinda hot women in tights, and level up to boot. Put your favorite music/podcast on and oogle away while leveling up.

I do Civilization Workout. I play with the max amount of players and variables on a toaster, and do push-ups/sit-ups while I wait for my turn. I am quite fit.

Costs like $2-3,000 to get yourself some weights and a power cage to make a home gym that lets you do pretty much anything you want safely. which is what I did
There's literally no excuse not to be fit.