Gets impeached

Ladies and gentlemen, time for a really chill State of the Union stream, all right? Sound good?

still leaves him with 5,558$ a month

I prefer a penne

He definitely spends a lot of his money and probably has no savings but all of his financial troubles are complete lies that retards eat up

>rich
>don't donate
>get a third of your money taken away just for existing in USA
>donate to powerful people's 'foundations'
>get favors in government
It's like you're not even american.

I'd cut out dining out and donations. I'd also clean my own fucking house.

BASED DSP

youtube.com/watch?v=fy3H1zMYpUI

Isn't this the guy who got caught jacking off during a Livestream?

donations are tax rightoffs, donating a certain amount of your money stops you from paying as much in taxes, also most people dont donate it, they "donate" it

>I'd also clean my own fucking house.
Wagie wagie
Clean your cagie

what the fuck are these 'donations'?
is this an american thing?

no that was you're mum

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LUL what kind of retard spends 800 on donations

I don't think I can put into words how pettily angry this image makes me. I know it's not really worth being anything more than slightly miffed over, maybe it's something that I should be laughing at instead, but it just gives me this simmering feeling of rage bubbling beneath the surface and try as I might I can't help but want to put whoever came up with it into a headlock and force them to eat my dog's shit. Not quickly either, I want them to slowly savour the taste as it violates their mouth and stains their tongue with filth, I want to hear them sob and beg for me to let them go as they fulfil the duty I have forced upon them, that is to eat as much shit (literally) as they have (metaphorically) spouted out of their mouth. I know that it's wrong, and I shouldn't be thinking about it, much less venting about it, but I feel as if the world cannot be righted so long as the person responsible for this has not had a taste of their own poison; I imagine this is how our less civilised ancestors felt when they used corporeal punishment on villains of the past, a genetic callback to the times where persons such as this were not rewarded for their shitpeddling but instead forced to lie in their own excrement dare they attempt to throw it at someone else.

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>you will never kiss pandalee

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>jacks off before giving a live speech
>>OH THE CAMERA'S ON

actually I get half of my money taken away for existing thanks to deductibles, overall this guy spends like twice as much as I make in 2 months (before taxes and deductibles)

incredibly fucking based

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Tevin's fault

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the based god

why does it make you mad?

>smart with money
>spends $650 a month on food, can cut out dining out entirely
>paying $800 on rent without a roommate
>1/4th of money spent on donations
>no money put into investments

Alright, Yea Forums. What gaming-related e-celeb would be the most fun to watch as President?

I'm saying Phil Phish or Doritos Pope

Good, I don't like kissing men.

Why can't these fucks clean their own goddamn house?

>$615 on Donations
>$825 on rent instead of building equity
>$250 on Dining Out
>$400 on groceries when one adult can live on $80
>HOUSE CLEANER

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PAY

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I am now getting mad that my friend is putting stuff on wechat how she works with people only a couple years older than me, yet will retire at thirty. Started a business outside hsi regular job, saved only for 2 years to travel the entire world, can stay at home for the rest of his life if he wanted to. I would expect a 55 year old to do that, but not a fucking 30 year old. I don't like to be too jealous of people but instead just try to copy them, but for me, it is just jealously that he has a wife and kid and all that shit. It isn't luxury, but he can not work for the rest of his life already. Basically everyone has to work until they are old as fuck, but ... well then again I couldn't find a job I didn't get fired for in the first 5 weeks until I was 24 (yes I am not joking), and I'm goign to be a wage warehouse slave for life, but that is my fault.. It is my fault for being a loser no matter what, but I wish I didn't have schizophrenia.
Remember kids, fuck STEM, go for business instead, also don't have autism or ADHD.

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she looks a quarter downs

Why have none of you burgers attemted to end him? Explain you are selfs

BASED AS FUCK

Alpha DSP laying down the law on paypig beta wheelchair symbols freeloading off his youtube channel. UNGRATEFUL FUCKS

How dare people watching his content on youtube FREE OF CHARGE don't pay him for his WORK OF ART.

He's prematurely ending himself already

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We should DEMAND to pay to listen to him burp, call everyone idiots, watch him be shit and make excuses!

*donates respectfully in your direction*

Not quick enough, I'll get a flight over for his funeral just to dance on his grave.

>Paying for free content

Fuck off

Tips we pay because minimum wage is a joke.

post dsp kino

his financial trouble is bait that works everytime “can’t afford his TAXES”

>excellent with money
>donations
>400 dollar groceries
>250 dining out
>195 utilities
I hope this is a pie chart of an adult with a family of fucking 4 people, otherwise that $2775 is absolutely retarded for one person

The amount of people who think that just because phil isn't online means they don't have to cheer, tip, or sub is fucking disgusting and I can only hope he sues them for damages.

>that makeup
yikes

>I FUCKIN DODGED THOSE IMPEACHMENT CHARGES, BUT THEY HIT ME ANYWAY! THIS PRESIDENCY IS A FUCKIN COCKSUCKER!