Female bandits

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> Q U I N T S

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More porn is never a bad thing

rip thread

They're not called midgets anymore, you bigot

I’m surprised these games never got any flak for that.
Randy Bobandy seems to really hate midgets for some reason.

>not posting the superiour version
shame on you

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>quits this based
Godspeed you glorious bastard.

They shouldn't wear the boob cloth.
check't

This:
Having variation between bandits helps them break out less same-face and more like a group of stragglers trying to survive by pillaging and looting.

>playing this shitshow to begin with

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>ive never played the game but still dislike it because Yea Forums told me to
user-kun why are you so fucking pathetic.

Borderlands has the most production value out of any Gearbox games, BL1 had massive potential but 2 kind of squandered on it, until we see more info I'm hoping they hit the nail in the 3rd game.

>bandits
Aren't the generic human enemies Cultists in Borderlands 3, not bandits.

Though I do agree that Randy is a moron, I'd still like to give money to the people that have to go in everyday and cater to his every whim while also trying to make a fun and exciting game for the rabid demanding masses that will maliciously judge you and your company for any and all mistakes you may make during development.

muh dick, good choice randy

>quints
Yea Forums is pro-NPC-gender-equality now

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Is rape canon in the borderlands universe?

I wish there was a way to remove Randy from Gearbox and keep everyone else, but it is Randy's property so they're going to have to play by his rules.

>Cater to his every whim

Jesus christ how horrifying.

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I always have been. I like enemy variety unless it doesn't make sense. Like male amazons or female knights.

dem titties boi

The fact that there's females now makes me think this aren't bandits anymore. All of the previous Bandit clans all came from Dahl's prisoner labor camps, which where all male only.

Maliwan all female prisoner labor camps.

These

I imagine going into Gearbox HQ and doing a hard day's work is a lot like any other job

>you go in, sit down, start working
>everyone else is fucking around, talking about stupid even though they have projects they should be working on
>meanwhile your boss is in his office jacking off to live webcam magic tricks
>just try to focus on your work and do your best to make a good game until your shift is over and you can go home.
>hope to god no sjws coworkers undo your progress to satisfy their own needs while you're not there.

Being a no-name employee is true suffering.

>wanting to get "raped" by a women

pathetic.

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>not raping the rapist

Pathetic.

It's great.
I love causing harm to women.

Kinda weird desu. Also given how barbaric, unclean and psychotic bandits usually are, female psychos would likely just run around with their tits swinging.

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where the FUCK is my shortstack psycho midget porn

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Randy's really thinking of the children, m8

I hope they don't call midgets lil' again just to be PC.

He sure is, especially if they know magic tricks.

Just wait until feminists discover female psychos

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Will they complain like Yea Forums does? Then BL3 will get called based and Redpilled

>getting to kill women
Problem?

Thats a tranny

>Randy deserves NO money
And why do you deserve to play the game?

QUINTS!

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Fuck off Randy

Not an argument.

lol poorfag

It wasn't even supposed to be an argument, you brainlet pedophile

>Female psychos only source of nutrition is semen and will milk dry any male that happens cross their path
Imagine

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i want to light them on fire
Borderlands was always good at delivering semi-genuine reactions to death by immolation/melting/electrocution

>Not liking female nights
Quint user is not so based

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my guy, I gave your trash game a chance
and it was sub par

i like crazy hair

I just bought the Handsome Collection

how did I do, Yea Forums?

back to resetera

>we're just supposed to suspend our disbelief that an entire penal colony's worth of semi-organized psychotic murderous men who haven't seen or felt a woman in decades living on a lawless hellhole of a planet wouldn't do anything terrible at all to the tiny handful of women who remain on Pandora
I guarantee there will be at least one audio log of a group of psychos attempting to rape/murder one of the females but she easily thrashes them because the magic of grrrl power I guess.

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>girls in pain
what a misogynist pile of trash 0/10
if randy doesn't mention it with any importance it's fine, but if it becomes a selling point i'll know they don't actually have anything of substance to get my dollar

you dont want to have sex with a woman who hasn't showered for months

speak for yourself, bro

stinky

I don't?

No, you don't. You're a respectable human being, aren't you?

quints in a fucking borderfags thread. the board is lame

Banditos are not respectable human beans

Alright, hows this?
Rape each other until you raise a rape family of psychos and call it a day.

im pretty sure the only way you would be able to fuck a psycho is to restrain the completely

Female Bandit SFM

no Im a fucking degenerate?

So what would badass female psychos look like? Would they be tall, thick, muscle girls or horribly deformed and badly scarred monsters like the rat people?

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>thinking Yea Forums was good
>ISHYGDDT

Feminism has gone too far this time

like a normal badass psycho but instead of a huge arm its a huge tit

I hope for tall amazons
Is this the first AAA game to feature girl abs?

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Females are rarely allowed to be sexy in western video games anymore so probably the latter

you want the lewds i know you do

You don't have to "believe" anything because it's a video game you fucking autist.

>THICC Mommy Nomads
>Female Psychos
>Shortstack Midgets

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If you seriously need to ask this question you clearly don't play many video games.

>men who haven't seen or felt a woman in decades
They would have turned gay already, like spartans, sex with women would be more of an obligation to self perpetuate than anything remotely attractive to them.
Do not subestimate humanity's faggotry.

So they decided to let us shoot both men and women? I guess that's equality-minded.

hope they make the gore system like borderlands 1 where you can blow off limbs and such again
and destroy bodies

Killable child bandits when?

More retarded crap deluding an entire generation into believing that men and women are even remotely the same physically.
>hurr durr its just a vidya gaem/movie/tv show
Yet it's only after a couple decades of the stronk solider grrl delusion in all forms of media for people to actually start pushing for their inclusion into the fucking infantry in real life.
People are obviously learning this retardation from somewhere.

I'm actually pretty fucking surprised they look hot, that's not really any different from pic related, which is just cheesecake art.

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Bandtits

You want representation, you got representation. Representation means being the bad guys too; if men can be expendable mooks in a game, so can women, unless there's a good lore reason saying otherwise.

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male bandits talk about rape and cum
what will the female bandits talk about?

I want to say this, but at the same time I can't just forget how shitty of a company Gearbox is and how horrible of a human being Randy is.

>"Hey. Open up, we need your woman to... give us a hand. Heheh. Look you really don't want me to come back with Nine Toes. Open the door."
Let's be honest, they dropped all that shit after 1, it may as well have been retconned. 2 has you blow up a strawman misogynist instead.

>Gearbox of all devs is the one to make hot characters
Weird timeline.

the borderlands series has always been amateurish in most ways though
from levels having untextured surfaces in plain sight and holes falling into the abyss
to assets reused and rescaled way more than you would initially thing

when i said bandits i meant the psychos
in 2 they literally have a line thats just them screaming "semen"
also when you enter the bloodshot stronghold you can hear 3 psychos talking about what sounds gang raping and torturing some person

Anyone excited for the bl1 remaster? I think it could be good, lots of qol stuff, not happy about the golden keys though. Are they p2w or just stupid streamer bait garbage?

none of those
they are just optional free key codes you can use for some purple rarity weapons
literally no reason to use them
you cant buy them for real money

MY GOD.......

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Based and blackpilled.

>mfw waiting for mods to make girl bandits topless

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Oh that's good. I was under the impression they were p2w lootcrate shit to get you op guns for money.

Still, stupid addition that has no reason to exist and will probably mean early game is flooded with people who have guns way too strong for that point in the game.

>being uncaring if the bandits you're shooting at are male or female makes you le NPC sjaydoubleyou

why do yall hate women so much lmao?

they arent better though
its literally just regular purple loot you can find anywhere
i dont think its a bad addition its just kinda pointless

Leak says it's a cult, not bandits. Convenient excuse for them to keep all the same iconography, because psychos were all supposed to have gone psycho after getting exposed to Eridian shit anyways.

I mean the early early game, like around through ninetoes.

the loot scales though
you might as well get lucky and find a purple weapon just as early unless the first one does loot differently

I've never found a purple gun anywhere near that early. You get that one revolver I can't remember the name of that's guaranteed (and shit), other than that unless you get one from a vending machine (which has like 1 weapon slot) you can't get one before nine toes, he drops the first one you can possibly get.

anyways its not gonna be too intrusive
i almost never use it because it just doesnt feel like getting it legit

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There have been females in this game for years. We even have female bosses. Why is this thread even a thing?

>inb4 they're only a throwaway, possibly treated as a comedic gag, where like on one area of one map there's a female-only group of psychos like a bunch of wasteland Amazons, but nowhere else in the game are there any female bandits and certainly not just commonly/randomly mixed in as normal enemies

Bonus points if you're meant to feel bad for killing them. Extra bonus points if it turns out that they're actually oppressed or something and not really evil because there's some bigger worse evil they're fighting against.

Freebie for articles about violence towards women in video games in regards to them.

I don't see why its not just as likely that a minority of those women would be just as violent and murderous as the men. I am pretty sure that at least half of all women hate conflict and will do anything to just get along, but if you don't think there are huge chunks of the female population that won't de-scrote a man in an apocalyptic hellscape, you need to get out more.

there have ALWAYS been female soldiers, warlords, bandits, pirates, gang members, etc... there have always been bitches to fucking crazy to rape

no one here plays bordermemes.

It's a thing, because it's a good thing. For the porn this will result in.

men are naturally stronger than women so men would almost always win 1 on 1
though with guns its a 50/50

Who's to say these aren't psycho women *because* of what the men have done to them? Raping and shooting them up with drugs, and they turn psycho as a result.

Or hey, they get along with the psycho guys. When they're not getting raped back at camp and doing drugs, they're going along on raids and mudering as well. And as over the top evil and crazy as psychos are, having rape babies and then wearing them as hats, or using them as minions.

I bet their pussies smell like an ashtray

the same thing, I imagine. It is probably too dark for BL, but I can easily imagine a woman playing soft and coy, and then slitting some moron's throat while his pants are around his ankles and making off with his loot.

as dumb as you guys think women are, horny guys are even dumber

more like decaying fish corpses

they exist to gin up community engagement. You get keys for watching streaming events, for posting on Gearbox's Twitter, for joining their Facebook page. They post keys for holiday promotions, which are embedded in ads.

any time they worry that you might be forgetting about BL, they dangle some free keys. And since the weapons are scaled to your current level, a free purple gun will make your life a lot easier. Honestly, I just hoarded the keys and used them whenever I hit a wall with a really hard area or boss

Maybe now they can get away with it and return to form?

>"WTF these evil rapist sexist enemy men in video games!"
>The female bandits are just as crude and evil violent rapists as the men, talking about cutting your head off after riding your face, and using your severed dick as a new handle for their weapon
>"Oh..."

there have been female enemies? Bosses don't count. I mean random mobs

c3w33-rz6zj-tfj6c-ttj33-rfhx5 heres a code for 100 keys btw

men shoot better than women too
Complete lie.

Well female monsters. Also I think what was it, one of the corporations elite troops, didn't they have some like lady assassin types? Could be misremembering.

this stuff is so jarring, like in AC Odyssey there were so many female bandits lol. jews are really trying to make shit as weird and confusing as possible before we all start killing each other huh

HAHAH RANDY you fucking conned my little brother into thinking Colonial Marines was going to be good and then you fucked Duke Nukem...... I am going to pirate all your games you s o y c u c k. I love Nami! she is a pirate like me

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yeah, men are stronger and more often more savage. that doesn't mean there would be NO female bandits. And, yeah, we aren't talking about arm wrestling. as soon as she grabs a knife, the odds shift pretty hard.

yeah but its still easier to accidentally shoot someone than it is to accidentally punch someone to death

Except these are psychos and they don't really care about surviving, they just want to murder people.

Yeah this game about about space magic and shit needs to be realistic because I'm a huge faggot.

no but the chance of all women being kept in rape cages i significantly higher than them being able to survive with large bandit gangs around

because that is a stupid origin. it implies that people are naturally good and pure and only do bad things because bad things happen to them. it robs people of agency; the ability to make their own choices. it also absolves people of responsibility for their actions. Even worse, it's a direct controversion of reality. female criminals aren't cute waifus just waiting for the right guy to cuddle them into being good.

Maybe that excuse works for some people, but I find it boring. I would rather deal with characters who "know" what they are doing and have convictions for doing them.

she looked the best in episode 5
damn weeaboo

.02 seconds in Google prove you wrong

>Can't think of anything
>Say fuck off as if it's the CEO because funny
>hurr yeah that'll show him
I'm am the real Randy though.

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I honestly hate killing women in video games, especially when they're sexy. I'm not a feminist or anything, it's just my primitive male brain that makes it so uncomfortable to me

you think they'll retcon the whole, only 6 sirens and all female thing?

>The fucking waist
How did they got it so right in early episodes? it looks fucking disgusting now.

female bandits in B3 are only there to be sex objects and sex slaves for the men, as they rightly should be both in games and in real life.

I guess it depends on how the society sets its values. keeping women in cages means someone has to feed and care for them. look at primitive societies, they never did stupid crap like that. why would you lock away half your workforce? when you are hanging on the knife's edge, you need a gun in every steady hand. Keeping women as pets means every man have to work to find food and supplies for TWO people, not just themselves.

also, women make really good laborers. they love don't get bored, and love fiddly little detailed tasks, like gathering resources, making and maintaining small things. too useful to just keep as fuck toys. especially when masturbation is still a thing

A lot of assumptions being thrown around here.

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>discuss
penis?

which is why you don't see bandit gangs of just psychos.

You're talking about a video game, and of all things Borderlands, which has always had the subtlety of a sledgehammer.

I feel like there have been a couple. TK was killed by a random pack of midgets.

When's the Borderlands 1 remaster coming out? And is it coming out for PC too?

>bosses dont count
And why exactly don't they?

why didnt handsome jack just turn off the respawn terminals

they werent real

Randy unironically did a good job with yesterday's presentation during how many fuck ups PAX caused.

so how did they keep bringing back the protagonists

hes a show guy and considering how shit he is at being that im pretty sure hes got some experience making up for fuckups

they never died

Quite possibly the worst game trailer of all time but I still can't say I'm not interested. Borderlands scratches an itch

borderlands has a very dedicated playerbase
still to this day people still grind the same legendary weapons they have been grinding for years

>preach about fat acceptance
>have enemies called midgets, which is a slur to midgets
>prattle on about bigots on the moon
>have a character is a walking Irish sterotype and has a name that is a slur for Irishman
These writers are hypocrites of the highest order. I will never not give them shit for Mick Zaford and the midgets.

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Borderlands 2 still makes millions, and is in like the top 15 Steam games almost any day.

Borderlands replaced my Diablo obsession.

I played the everloving fuck out of Diablo 2 and tried Diablo 3 and it never went anywhere.

I've basically now started clinging to Borderlands games to fill that void.

Consider where you are. Then consider that most of the people here would fuck a brick wall if it had a hole in it, and if it didn't, they would fuck a hole into it.

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so are jack's enemies not using real bullets? do the respawn terminals just teleport them away? why not put one on the moon then and just toss the protagonists into space

Burch is a hack writer who made the New-U non-canon.

they arent canon
its just a fancy way of respawning instead of you just popping in

And he's retarded. That will be removed.

Randy even mentioned New U in the presentation, saying not even New U can bring Jack back.

just a joke probably

then its a really fucking bad idea to make them manufactured and maintained by the same company the literal main antagonist is the president of

seriously how did they not fucking consider this? and if they arent canon, what does jack see when you come back? is the real canon that the heroes never died once? saying "its not canon" actually raises more questions than it hand waves away

Likely just making a "it's a reference, do you get it? Clap please" joke. I doubt they'll bother retconning the New-U non-canon, specially considering that most people don't even bother to think about that.

Again, Burch is shit. My headcanon for the New-U is that Angel was protecting the vault haunters in 2, but couldn't do the same for the ones in 1, meaning Roland's death actually makes sense.
As for why Jack doesn't use them, I like to believe he was too egotistical and maybe knew that each respawn is actually an illusion, it's just a copy, meaning the person who died actually did die.

even psychos have some decency

Quints that show it is fair that females should be faceless mobs to be killed like males. Godbless our progression.

Lets shoot for adding other races to purge.

go away Randy

I won't smile while i kill them

This
I’m against “progressive” shit when it ruins immersion (like putting female soldiers in Roman legions/ US army in WW2), but it’s not unrealistic that they could be bandits in the post-apocalypse. They have them in The Road Warrior film, and the fallout games and it fits

There's absolutely nothing wrong with this post

kewl

Randy Bitchford

randy fuckass

fucking bitchass

you are right tho

Can't wait for the porn.