ITT: Characters who have canonically had sex in their games

And Rapp got Milda snu snu.

Watch out for those pointy bits!

>>Vaan exists.
Vaan only wanted to bone ships. Agreed with rest.

Hopefully 9S will really **** 2B in the Automata sequel.

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To be fair, Ivalice airships are pretty sexy.

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Ships are shes, user.

I mean Firion could be gay.

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Fran and Balthier totally fuck tho, right?

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Not only did they fuck, he came inside.

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>Cecil has a canon wife and son.
True.
>Bartz is a harem protagonist and has a canon grandaughter
Granddaughter part is true
>Locke and Celes want to bone hard
Prove it.
>Cloud canonically fucks Tifa
Prove it.
>SquallxRinoa is the entire point of 8
Not really.
>Zidane buried his face in Garnet's pussy on camera
And this means...?
>Tidus and Yuna have a long, thinly veiled sex scene and Tidus is willed back to life by her thirst for D
Objectively wrong on both counts.
>Vaan exists
So does Richard Simmons.
>Lightning is Serah sexual. Like actually.
Prove it.
>Noctis spends the afterlife married to his waifu
Not canon.

He ends up with Maria

Radiation poisoning DLC when?

that's bad for her skin y'know

>when you're an autistic loser on Yea Forums
lol

Weird, the internet told me it was good for skin.

Is he strong? Listen, chum.
He's got radioactive cum!

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Not an argument.

Prove that any of them are gay then

It’s easier to prove someone has an uncommon genetic disease than to prove they’re normal people so the proof of burden lies on you

When did I say that, nigger?

The novel drops more hints that 2B wants to scissor with the Commander more than she has actual feelings for 9S.

All Zack had to do was stay for a while and try to temper his dick. He would've survived
All Gackt had to do was not be a fuckboy and try to look for Zack when he woke up, instead of sealing himself up.
All Cloud had to do was to stop being a depressed sack of shit, he would've get laid more often and fucked every woman in Gaia. Probably would've fucked Barrett and Cait Sith if he really wanted to stop being a depressed sack of shit.

What

....oh wait, you said HAD sex, oh nvm then.

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Believe it or not.

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>SquallxRinoa is the entire point of 8
>Not really.
The logo is them embracing, you fujo fuck. It's a fucking romance story. Jesus.

What the fuck

What does fujo have to do with anything, dumbass? Ultimecia nearly destroyed everything. Goalpost harder.

>Ultimecia nearly destroyed everything.
Which is irrelevant to the story being a romance, unless you're a retarded "Rinoa is Ultimecia" theorist.

I don't mean to sound cynical, but...

THIS
NIGGA
IS
GOING
TO
KILL
US

>>Zidane buried his face in Garnet's pussy on camera
>And this means...?
Considering he enjoyed it, he wants to fuck women. This is ignoring the parts where he is acknowledged as wanting pussy.

>651
What did he mean by this?

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If you have high affinity with Tifa, its heavily implied that Cloud and Tifa fucked while the rest of the party watched.
youtube.com/watch?v=afuKSfF1rHg
Key part is
>high affinity
Tifa:"Were you watching?" *collapses on floor in embarrassment*
>low affinity
Tifa:"Were you listening?" *awkwardly stands around*

"I am Ultimecia. Time shall compress... All existence denied."
>nearly destroying all of reality is irrelevant
>but this cringy romance isn't
Who cares who she was, the fact that she almost ended existence makes her more important and relevant than some stupid relationship

He's a pure virgin.

Candi Sux

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NAH,
HE
JUST
LOOKS
BIG

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What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

>SquallxRinoa is the entire point of 8
>Not really.
The point is that FF8 was indeed about far more than just "SquallxRinoa"

Rena Lanford and Claude Kenni. On the fucking beach before they went on a suicide mission versus the Wise Men.

It’s a fucking video game and you’re debating over details like this? Kill yourself. God I hate autistic people so much. Loser lol

Still not an argument.

that doesnt prove him wrong you absolute autismo, just because theres other shit going on in the story doesnt make one plot point non-existent

>OTHER THINGS HAPPENED SO IT DOESN'T COUNT
Are you stupid? The story is about them more than anything else. A romance doesn't stop being a romance just because there's something more dire going on. The time compression is even fucking used to drive home that Squall need a her. How dense can you be?

>The point is X
>But Y also happens!
>Yes, to support the themes of X
>BUT Y EXISTS, GAME IS NOT ABOUT X
Is this actual autism?

>SquallxRinoa is the entire point of 8
>entire
No.

>entire point
>entire POINT
Yes.
It's not the entirety of the plot.
It's the whole point for the plot to exist. It's all in service to the love story.

I could never in my life meet someone as dumb as you that doesnt understand basic story telling and only sees things literally

>It's not the entirety of the plot.
And that's my point. I'm not arguing the rest of your post.

Bullshit, it was a sperm donation, no way anyone fucked him.

Nobody said it was the entire plot.
They said it was the entire point, which it is.

>calls someone out for moving goalpost
>proceeds to do the same when he's lost

Cum is actually good for your skin. My mother had a colleague who confessed to her years ago for how her skin was so good looking and that was to smear his bf's cum on her face often. The more you know.

that is just absolutely disgusting

>his bf's cum on her face

>tfw based gamer mom fucked a chad fireman

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Technically it was between games, but still...

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>651

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>you have the downs

>All Cloud had to do was to stop being a depressed sack of shit, he would've get laid more often and fucked every woman in Gaia. Probably would've fucked Barrett and Cait Sith if he really wanted to stop being a depressed sack of shit.
Did you actually play ff7 or you Just saw kingdom hearts Cloud and advent children cloud

>>Noctis spends the afterlife married to his waifu.
only because he has no one else but someone who he was forced to marry

Cloud is the pack leader in FF7, he's a driven mother fucker that people rally around. Please do not confuse who Cloud actually is with his representation in Advent Children or Kingdom Hearts.

>>Tidus and Yuna have a long, thinly veiled sex scene and Tidus is willed back to life by her thirst for D
>Objectively wrong on both counts.
The X-2.5 novel has an even more clear sex scene between them than FFX, where Yuna redresses herself after a fade to black narration. Unless you want to believe that they were naked alone on a bed for platonic reasons after which Yuna felt more at ease and encouraged being together with him in the future.

>unless you want to believe that they were naked alone on a bed for platonic reasons
Considering how Tidus died, yes I am willing to believe the author was this retarded.

Someone already posted Xenogears
>starts off as pure virgin
You know the no rape run's going to be the best end

Has Bayonetta had sex? I've never looked into the lore.

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Exactly. Advent Children shouldn't have existed and the only way for that to happen is for the dickhead to not be an ugly sack of depressed shit. You saved the fucking world, you should be fucking bitches, not moping around.

And I hated that portion of the game where he's just a vegetable on a wheelchair.

oh

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>Zidane buried his face in Garnet's pussy on camera.

Are you talking about the scene where he grabs her ass or some other scene I don't remember?

Does she count?

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>And I hated that portion of the game where he's just a vegetable on a wheelchair.
Isn't it like an hour or two? And he's literally catatonic, not even depressed.

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Her identical mom did. Close enough.

>Lancertoria

Good man.
and yeah I guess she has a son/daughter. Fate's fucking weird.

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