Enemies can climb to your hiding spot

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What the fuck

Why so shitty people love those shitty dogs so much?

>defense system turns against you
any games for this feel?

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all pitbulls deserve to die

nothing that a 12 gauge shell won't fix.

humans are like this too lmao. dogs really take after their owners

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I wish I was as motivated in life as this pitbull is in eating children.

Kek

>You can slow an enemy down by damaging its limbs.

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>enemy resists your strongest attack
games for this feel?

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Poor guy musta lost his hand to one of those asshole gators fighting over a chicken.

Sexual reproduction gives a recombination of genes and with it potentially different resistances/fitness improving traits for certain circumstances.(also increasing the speed for beneficial mutations to flow through the species). Losing fur means losing heat easier which is useful for endurance hunting.

Why do I see so many people on twitter and facebook defend pit bulls? It's always people like that lady there.

>You can mount enemies

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>tfw one Great Dane beats the fuck out of like 10 pitbulls at once

liveleak.com/view?i=442_1364089079

Because people are fucking stupid, you can't really blame the dog for doing what it's been bred to do, which is kill.

>Why are white people so fucking stupid? Literally every white man would be untrickable by jews if they just stuck together.

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that's what you get for acting like a cornball.

>You cannot sleep while enemies are nearby

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pit bulls are just as dangerous as any other maladjusted big dog.
Blame the nigger owners who treat them like Pokemon and instill such behaviour, not the breed.

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Cute

>implying it wasn't a calculated move

that bison was fucked anyhow, the big one was sacrificing it to the wolves so they'd stop chasing the pack

It's only women who ever do this shit and it's absolutely demeaning. Look at all the fucked up tiny dog breeds that have skulls that are too tiny for their fucking eye balls that women love so much. All so they can treat them like infants. Disgusting.

if not for the picture I wouldn't catch your irony. good move buddy

Based retard

these fucks are like cats in aus

Why are you assuming they want the entire herd to survive? That's another mouth that isn't doing anything but taking away food and potential mates from you and your offspring. The goal in life is to pass on YOUR genes. Pack herbivores are prone to straight up murdering children if they think they aren't their own.

>Tampa
fucking Floridians

retro pugs are cool ngl

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everyone calling that buffalo stupid for knocking down that other buffalo, but what you retards don't realize is that buffalo was raised by wolves and is a member of the pack. that's why it keeps chasing the herd. it wants another kill

there are so many animal rights movements. why none against this level of dog inbreeding? even healthier breeds can have massive issues, nvm pugs and bulldogs and shit

What a retarded calf. Parent sacrifices itself by distracting the lions so it could get away and it comes trotting along and just stands there.

youtu.be/1dURgS8T_2M

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is this what they were like before the inbreeding?

Look at this brainless fool

yes, dumbass, my friend is a pit and stafford breeder, and doesn't sell them to tryhard 20-somethings who want the typical battle dog.

It would've probably died on its own.

It knew life would suck anyways. What does it matter to the clad. It's worries are now over, try not to be too jealous faggot.

>Look at all the fucked up tiny dog breeds that have skulls that are too tiny for their fucking eye balls that women love so much. All so they can treat them like infants.

The fact that women like dogs with infantile features isn't weird. They're just trying to bleed off their mothering instinct. That said, it is still annoying when they refuse to produce actual offspring and instead become "dog moms".

based cat

I see all the dogs are waggling their tail, doesn't that mean they are happy?

Every time. Similar to the preganant pitbulls-are-friendly advocate who swore it's the owner not the breed was eaten by them. Husband came home, saw them circling her dead corpse in the kitchen. They wouldn't let him near their meal. He buried the dogs with his dead wife. What a fucking faggot.

The only way to own a pit is to have a bowie knife on you at all times. That's how past civilizations did it. They knew these dogs could switch at any moment and if they do, you have to show no mercy toward it. It has to know you can fuck it up.

I always thought boomers were fucking retarded, but zoomers are even worse. feels good to be a millennial, also known as the master-race generation

yeah. Usually I hate small dogs, especially pugs, but retropugs are great.

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>breed made for hunting hunt naturaly
>breed made for herding herd naturaly
>breed made to be aggressive isn't aggressive naturaly

wierd

holy shit lol. BEAST MODE

>the whole party is oblivious that one party member is actually a villian but its been obvious to you the entire playthrough

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why are cats soo based?

It wouldn't have been able to feed itself anyway.

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>Look at all the fucked up tiny dog breeds that have skulls that are too tiny for their fucking eye balls that women love so much
Wasen't women who made them that way,

these motherfuckers are buffed as fuck

>enemies don't attack you if you're a higher level than them

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I didn't know they existed, they are pretty cute, why did they have to ruin them?

It will probably not survive this young without its mother.

>every dad when they find out their son is a tranny

Sounds to me like you're the one who wants to off himself, faggot.

>Border exists
>Aggression and conflict
>No border
>No reason to fight

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they are barely 200 years old as a breed.
Herders existed for thousands.

It's an appeasement gesture.

STRfags BTFO!

Based Wolfualo

God why the fuck did this give me a boner

>Being friends with an arms dealer

educate me
which breed is the best for beginners?
gold retrievers or germ sheps

drumpf?

>call the ambulance
>for a dog
>a pitbull nonethe lees
Would you Yea Forums?

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>Lower level enemies wont stop swarming you.

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>3 males
shit nigga

Lions are dicks

h-hot

>nooo my 350 dead americans over eleven years!
Really? Who the fuck cares. Dog justice warriors are embarrassing.

women.
true mops still exist, though.

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I knew a girl who was completely adamant she doesn't ever want children and she had a pug that she liked to dress up in little leather jackets. So yeah, it's true.

Stafford shire terrier, great dog for someone with zero experience training dogs m8

MAH PITBULL DINDU MUFFIN

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>Sexual reproduction gives a recombination of genes and with it potentially different resistances/fitness improving traits for certain circumstances.(also increasing the speed for beneficial mutations to flow through the species)

You listed benefits of sexual reproduction retard.

Now tell me, how and why would an organism develop a functional sexual reproduction system from asexual reproduction, over the course of thousands of years, through random genetic mutation?

And yes, evolution works through genetic mutation, and it is random. Beneficial genetic mutations are also very rare.

Don't bother answering, no scientists currently even have the answer for this, let alone you.

They also don't have the answer for the origin of life, or the origin of the universe.

You keep believing you and mainstream science knows everything while literally thinking you're related to a fucking potato.

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You don't get to make that choice when you work in that kind of field
The lions must be desperate or overconfident

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Poor dog

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man how fucking awful fo you have to treat a german shepherd to get it to kill you. granted I've never owned one but every single one I've ever know has been incredibly loyal and respectful of its owners

>He buried the dogs with his dead wife.
well he had to. it was the only way to get all of her in the grave

jesus, has american education gotten THIS bad?

Why would you fight when you can actually get hurt? Only crazy people do that

Well, it didnt pass its retard genes forward.
Evolution werks.

>window shatters

the fucker will eat me 1st day

>Usually I hate small dogs
>especially pugs

spotted the psychopath

Poor guy. I heard he lost it when he was playing golf. Went to get his ball from a water hazard and this black dude popped up and ripped his hand right the fuck off.

And men ruined German Shepherds so I say it's all balanced out

you may not like it, but shiba inu's are a pretty good start.

It's not just a meme- they are very independent and cat-like, not high maintenance at all, so you won't need to spend quite as long training it. They're medium sized and well mannered so you'll always be able to carry em around if you need to

>first thought was them fucking
Time to kill myself

Supply and demand.

Even baby hippos are pretty much invulnerable

>game lets you marry your enemies

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>You don't get to make that choice when you work in that kind of field
What do you mean? I'm talking about the yt vid btw

I hate modern GSD with their shitty dysplasia and sloped backs

One lion vs 60,000 people. No guns, no swords. They could overpower and kill the lion. Guarantee all of them would run.

This statistic is for America. I am pretty sure all races on that chart have a chance of being highly deranged. Personally I've met many wonderful Pitbulls, but never have I met a decent German Shepherd that didn't have all its screws loose. The difference being that Pitbulls are often owned by well adjusted family fathers and people with a lot of dog experience and love for the breed in Germany while German Shepherds are usually owned by low iq retards who think their dog is a weapon or grumpy old man who have no way to provide that breed with the interaction it needs.

my pitbull says no

>pit bulls are just as dangerous as any other maladjusted big dog.
No, a well trained and treated pitbull is many times more dangerous than a badly treated and trained golden retriever or a collie. To say otherwise is to literally argue with every statistic about dog attacks.

>Enemies can interrupt each others attacks.

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>talking shit online vs talking shit IRL

the sloped back germ shepherds are probably popular with women tbqh

This image stopped being funny a long time ago you fucking redditor

Know how I know you're not British?

I own 2 Samoyeds and 3 cats dude.
Small dogs are jittery and annoying as shit, and I hate the fact they made them crippled to look cute.

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This could easily be in a horror movie.

Shepard's are like pitbulls, they attract white trash because of their image. Tons of shitty ass Shepard owners, my neighbor was one and his dog ended up getting blown away by the police after it went around a park mauling kids lol. It wasn't even the dogs fault, my neighbor just left it chained outside 24/7 and i'm pretty sure it drove it nuts.

>254 deaths in 11 years
That's so low to the point of not even worth talking about and if you're even worried, that's really sad. You have a higher chance of dying from getting out of bed.

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>counter is actually ineffective against the class

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>enemies can go invis

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>man how fucking awful fo you have to treat a german shepherd to get it to kill you. granted I've never owned one but every single one I've ever know has been incredibly loyal and respectful of its owners
Are you serious? GSD are incredibly hyper and aggressive and prone to ignoring owners if the owner is soft, they are one of the harder dogs to deal with and from experience I can also tell you they are one of the most annoying because they'll actually try and sneak up on you.

mad?

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humanity truly was a mistake

idea: instead of talking about shitbulls lets talk about birds

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crippled to look cute?
what?

They didn't control the supply, and pugs where common with men as well.
I was under the impression that you painted a scenario you work as a ambulance driver and asked if you would drive to a scene of a pitbull attack

I didn't talk about beating my child bride?

Oh no, I meant would you call an ambulance for that pitbull?

GSD are aggressive wiggers just like pitts, you stupid werhaboos

is it mandatory for australians to own a shotgun?

im glad my dog is top breed, you fucking faggots

Fuck that dinosaur

Fuck birds, parrots especially. Fucking annoying animals is all they are, if not fucking worse than shitbulls.

The list doesn't say "owners killed by dog bites"

I guess it was a sky wizard then, case closed.

that's a big bird

He did it.

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yes, small dogs are inbred to shit and have metric fucktons of health issues.
Modern pugs barely breathe.

>accidentally entering high level area

gurl gamers everybody

This reminds me of fluff posting.

That's how I feel about ferrets

Pipedal taloned horses. That'll do it.

>That's so low to the point of not even worth talking about
Until it's you lying there bleeding in the street with a pit on your throat and everyone else just standing there. Suddenly, the chances are irrelevant.

>you will never fuck a dolphin

youtu.be/aEX33vAyF5Y

you sound like a pitt apologist. german shephards are almost as bad as them
>b-b-but the owner!
nothing to do with the fact that they were inbred to be aggressive police dogs

parrots are lovely, best pets

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>ripped roo

>believing click bait

Its like you fags never learn

then why aren't we doing anything about blacks?

Modern day people yes because we've grown soft over the years due to having safe lives. Put that same lion vs 20 cave men and that lion is fucked.

Any form of retriever. German sheps can be dangerous if poorly managed. Labs are incredibly smart and extremely friendly

Literally less silly than

>The universe came from nothing
>Life came from non-life
>A single celled organism evolved into all life on Earth today through random genetic mutation

With no proof of any of this, but you still believe it.

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>Enemy gets model swapped.

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Wrong,
Dobermans account for 36% of all lethal bites, but they don't tell you thise lethal bites were on robberz.
Once a nigger dog, always a nigger dog.

That's a pretty cool story, if true.

It's a pretty suggestive position.

As someone who lives in Alaska bears are scary as fuck in person

>not dnd sir bear
Anyone have the copypasta?

God is life, The Universe manifest experiencing itself.
t.deist

Because it gives fitness advantages. The benefits that I listed. Also it is generally not from asexual reproduction but alongside it. Yes beneficial mutations are rare, but with a lot of time and with the ability to get new traits with recombination. Also horizontal gene transfer was also a thing. And yes we are probably related to all life including potatoes. I do not believe mainstream science knows everything but the general line on how life develops and changes to suit the environment/reality to increase spread is pretty clear and also convincing to me.

Lmao, I would love to see your faggot ass trying to fight a lion.

youtube.com/watch?v=fu6QZKJeSw0

get a eastern european shepherd dog. or anatolian one

It's very rare to die from a dog bite retard.

But that was clearly the dude's fault, Lioness had a clear line to the antelope until his fatass ran into her

Him wagging his tail was meaningless. I've seen videos of those dogs attacking people and other animals and they can wag their tails during the attack.

It was the guy who fucked up and got in the lionesses way.

Bears are scary everywhere.
It's a dog crossed with a tank with steak knives for digits.

and people still doubt dinosaurs had feathers

yeah little anecdotal but just the other day I walked past a house with a german shepherd in the front garden and it was wagging its tail running back and forth wanting to play with me. usually dogs see random strangers as intruders and bark at them but not this fella

wow that pitbull looks like a fucking faggot lmao

>enemies can clip through walls

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Why are white women like this

>tfw my dog does this to me when i lay on the floor and shes a fucking shih tzu
its the cutest shit

>Mariefag is a brain dead retard
What a shocking revelation

>that entire comments section
I'm not gonna say if the dude should've shot it because there's no video of what happened, but god people are fucked. I'm not a fan of pitbulls and they're definitely a violent breed that should probably be slowly killed off but people getting off to a dead dog is embarrassing.

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>imagine being this retarded
I don't live in a shit area with pitbulls around, idiot.

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I've owned three pitbulls throughout my life and not one had every attacked anyone. All three died at an old age.

Why?
Because I recognized them as potentially dangerous animals, set clear rules and boundaries, and never showed any submission towards the animals. That is what they respond to. They are powerful killing machines and people who don't understand this are the ones that get mauled by their pets. It is not a toy poodle that you carry around in your purse and it is not a cute cuddly friend to have snuggles with. The pit recognizes this shit as weakness.
Women and families with children should not own these dogs, and I fully belive that owning one of these dogs should require passing some kind of test.

Because as guard dogs they are fucking phenominal creatures.

>Enemy turns into an ally.

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I fought a Chihuahua once over a slab of ham. Does that count?

Male Lion shouldn't be hunting he should be sitting back getting fat and fucking thats all

Funny. But no. Staffordshire is one word.

I've seen this meme. Considering modern statistics, blacks should have more to fear from Whites than the opposite. Could've genocided more of them if they really wanted to, but we set them free. That kind of power is something to fear, imo.

Gold retrievers 100%. Sheps are great dogs but require more than any kind of Labrador breed.

What a cunt

>GET READY FOR THE NEXT BATTLE

>I don't know shit about dog attack statistics

I guess chihuahuas are the most dangerous dogs on the planet.

>what is conditional probability
its low because most people are not stupid enough to own a pitbull

You don't even know what people were like in the 1870s. So you talking about what cave men did millions of years ago means fuck all.

>Because it gives fitness advantages.

It doesn't matter, it's not like the single celled organisms know this and collectively decide to start developing gene mutations accordingly.

The question is how and why could sexual reproduction evolve in the first place, not benefits of sexual reproduction.

Mainstream science has no answer for the origin of sexual reproduction, stop thinking you're going to answer it in a Yea Forums thread.

>enemy tries to copy you

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>intimidating buff wears out just in time

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I'm more afraid of Jaykwon shooting me because I had marginally better shoes than him, dingus.

american reading comprehension

Top kek

a faggot stray was sleeping on my porch chair and I didn't know it. when I went to get my mail with my dogs in tow, they saw it sleeping in the chair and went over to sniff it. it slowly woke up, freaked out, and badly scratched up my girl. if my dogs wanted to they could have torn that fucker apart. but they didn't. they let it run away after disfiguring my girl. I wasn't as forgiving. I lured that cat over with some tuna, grabbed it and threw it down the sewer where it strugled and drowned to death.

staffies are the kindest most gentle dogs in the world m8, they aren't even used as guard dogs because they can't really be trained to attack people reliably

>it's treason then

Yes, worshipping Israel and Jews over what some Jewish cultist said several millennias ago makes more sense than evolution.
Don't forget to snip your foreskin off my dude

kill yourself, you sociopath

Literally word for word shitbull apologist rambling

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>enemy can spawn in a safe zone

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They are smart dogs with high energy. They have certain needs from an owner like a firm hand, mental stimulation, and regular exercise. If they don't get that, they can become dangerous.

what a shitbag

>one week later your girl leaves you for being a sociopath

YO BUDDY TALKING SHIT?

And how many chihuahua attacks result in serious injury? No one cares how aggressive small dogs are because they are harmless. A fucking pitbull with huge jaws and 0% body fat mauling you is completely different from a fucking 5 pound toy dog.

Do you have a pet Yea Forums?

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>I'm more afraid of Jaykwon
Well, then stop hanging around with Jaykwons lol. Same applies to pits. Hang around them, you will eventually get fucked. I can tell you're not that smart.

I'd feel bad for the hippo if I didn't know that it could chomp off half of one of those lions in a single bite

All you faggots getting a boner must remember that their tounges are like sandpaper and his face is most likely bloodied from that makeout session

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You should have quoted yourself on that one.

Dogs wag when they're excited or nervous, they can wag their tail and still be mad.

>Enemy wont leave you alone.

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rest in peace lil chickee

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_sexual_reproduction

thats all it needs. anything that confers an advantage, however slight, will proliferate, period.

you haven't even the slightest grasp on evolution, my dude.
It does not have a set goal or purpose.

The bear got killed by hunters btw, even after people asked for it to be protected

>boss has multiple health bars

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>the third male
>that one french killing mobs on monhun

absolutely.

It's not the breed, it's the trainer.

Lol stay mad faggot and get bitten by whatever dog feels like it. I take it 100% of the people arguing against Pitbulls are also in favor of gassing all niggers, because they're more of a risk factor than any dog could ever be.

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It does have a great deal to do with the owner though. GSD's are super high energy dogs with aggressive temperaments but with the right owner they can be well adjusted dogs. They need socialization and they need a job to do.

The problem is the vast majority of the people who get dogs like GSD's or pits are completely incapable of dealing with high energy/high aggression dogs. The dogs themselves can definitely be turned into model dog citizens but it requires a lot more effort than doing the same with a labrador and most people aren't going to put that effort in.

>gets BTFO by something bigger than a baby
>pitcucks start fighting each other
the absolute state

You sound like an asshole.

youtube.com/watch?v=CmADqMhUA0E

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>enemies taunt after killing you

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>pitbull grabs an infant from the top of empire state building

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>he dindu nuffin he a good boy

Thicc thread

Pit bulls are not shit my bro, get back to me when you learn what a malanwa is. Literally nicknamed the landshark. Now go back to your hole dog hater.

No, but I really want one. I've been really reminiscing about my childhood cats from 10-15 years ago lately and I want to get one.

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This kind of happens, apes throws rocks at predators to scare them away.

I'm glad YOU know what to do but man, it's like owning a pet tiger. I'm pretty anti pit bull mostly because anyone can own one and they just let them run wild.

I don't hate the pit bulls themselves, they're just animals, they don't know anything, but I don't think they should be bred and owned by just anyone, if at all.

>aggro enemy
>it just keeps blocking

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No, I can't take care of myself let alone taking care of pet.

why are hippos so powerful?

>white
>tattoos up the ass
>dreadlocks

I bet she fucks niggers too

Yes as opposed to Christianity, which has the set goal of serving God's people, the Jews.
Oy vey.

"Mainstream science does not have a commonly accepted theory" does not mean the same thing as "science has no answer". The problem with your argument is that it relies on the assumption that if science cannot answer something now it never will. We only figured out what DNA looks like half a century ago.

its a male cheetah btw

>Neutral NPCs can come to your aid

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My friend has a husky that doesn't give a fuck about anything, is always up for fun and will swiftly put any other angry dog in its place then start playing with them.

The only time I saw that dog lose its nerve and become aggressive was with two pitbull cubs. I have no idea what those little fucks did, but he lost his shit and it was the only time in his life that that husky had to be restrained.

Also videogames.

hippos are utter cunts

>they're uncontrollable and that means they're safe

This is your brain on Iceland food....

lions are pussies
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TBpu4DAvwI8
also, is there anyone a nigger won't steal from?

Where did I say anything like that you mong

they have the power of 100 fat niggas

Listen, don't necessarily pick off breed. My family has had 1-4 dogs in our houses at any given time. I've been around so many different dogs.

My two personal favorite dogs have been my own, bias I know. My first was a pug named Bob, he was a fucking mutant but God damn I knew from the moment I picked him up we belonged together. We ran together for ten years, when I was alone and had no one I had him. I loved that him so much

My second dog I stole from an druggy ex girlfriend, this dog is a mixed bag but she's a smart one. I think she's collie/Shepard, absolutely beautiful but out of the two harder to train on walks easier to train for tricks. Point being it's not the breed as much as it is the dog and how you raise them, both of my dogs loved hugs, kisses and cuddles

I guess the point is go see a bunch of dogs pick them up play with them and just go with your heart. You're companions after all, you need the connection or it won't work

The pic is some dog that was being sold nearby that I really wanted

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god i wish that were me

tough skin

w-what does cheetah pussy feel like?

Kek that's perfect

>my girl
wait are you talking about your child or like a girlfriend? because if its the latter then lol get a grip

I'm not religious, but you're just stupid, dude.
Multiple people have explained it to you already. Sexual reproduction evolved because it ensures for better offspring.

Here ya go

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Why are the ducks helping him?

yet plenty of breeds don't need any "training" to not be aggressive. It's the breed

youtube.com/watch?v=TFAOnPvNyQI
>wanted to find this video to post
>was in my recommended videos section when i loaded up youtube spooky

>Darth Maul

Top fucking kek. The calf was a go or as soon as the parent went down anyway, but the way the lion just trots up gets me.

>Enemies can turn invisible.

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>cuts off before his bro arrives
youtube.com/watch?v=a5V6gdu5ih8&t=6s

A wonderful collection of hypotheses.

An animal with a beneficial genetic mutation can die without ever reproducing at all.

In other words your claim is not true.

I've always heard they're not very easy to train and rebellious, but I'm just going off randos on the internet.

>reading comprehension
Fucking braindead idiot.

That's human deaths, that doesn't count for the amount of other animal deaths + injuries and human injuries caused by them

Because the sharpest fangs win.

Fucking based ducks.

thats a creepy fucking dog dude

you're the idiot who started spouting religious nonsense and /pol/ memes, underage.

>get back to me when you learn what a malanwa is
get back to me when you learn what a malinois is

Bingo!!!

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>tfw still find pitbulls to be my favorite breed

We had one when I was little. He was great even around my little nephew too since he would feed him food. He had to be put down because he killed a neighbors cat.

holy fuck im dyin

Sure are, I really enjoyed reading them. Thank you for posing a question that lead to me learning something new.

staffies are just a fancy name for shitbull. hard pass.

What isn't shown in that webm is the 10 seconds later where a little girl on a tricycle rides by on the sidewalk and gets mauled by both pits and the owners just watching cause they know better than to interrupt their good bois during a feast.

>some christcuck screams about evolution being fake
>DON'T MOCK HIS RELIGION
lmao okay retard cry more

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>dogs that are too friendly to be trained to attack people are dangerous
yeah ok faggot you know you can train them to do other stuff. of course they're not the brightest dogs out there but still they never pick a fight with anyone regardless

holy shit you're an idiot.

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That's a skinwalker you idiots fucking run

Most pitbull owners voted for Trump.

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No, my GSD was euthanized a month ago and I miss her quite a lot. My two cats were euthanized long ago and god I wish I hadn't lost my photos of them.

too much CON, unironically.

>I hate zoomers
>feels good to be a zoomer
You're weird.

>Lying on the internet for bad boy points

this shit cracks me up every time

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pussy

>enemy defense is so high you deal 0 damage

ty

this video makes me feel great. I fucking hate pitbulls. They're killing machines and ive lost cats, chickens and dogs to them.

Just my field cat.

>tfw no cheetara gf

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I have a lardass pitbull and she's scared of chickens. I don't think she'll murder anybody.

DNA is something you can examine and study right now.

They will never answer the question of the origin of the universe, origin of life, or prove that a single celled organism developed into all life on Earth.

There is no ways to reproduce or verify these things.

You're so fucking stupid you can't even reply to the right person and didn't read any of what you replied to.

>Sexual reproduction evolved because it ensures for better offspring.

Cool, you listed benefits of sexual reproduction retard.

See:

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>the orangeman fears the freedom bird

who are you quoting? I've read the reply chain, it started with the moron who asked why sexual reproduction evolved.

Huskys are pretty much as bad as pit bulls as far as aggressiveness goes. They have insane amounts of energy because they were bred to be sled dogs so if their needs aren't being met they turn into bad dogs.

PinguinBROS and DuckCHADS unite!

a cross between regular european cat and norwegain wood cats.
He's extremely comfy, playful and cuddly, but the new cat keeps fucking with him and now he doesn't want to get out of my room.

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for you

>you can find secret allies

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Male lions literally do nothing and lioness are the huntresses. Dude got in the way of her kill.

nope. zoomers are gen z. literally in the name. gen Zoomer

And yet aggressive breeds can be tamed and conditioned to be docile. Don't be a faggot, user.

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You can probably make anything obedient or at least a non-threat by making it fat as fuck.

Cute

why wont the dragon eat the bird?

>backpedaling like a retard because he knows he can't read
lmao

yes, we don't know how, but we know why, which doesn't make it some le esoteric mystery, you room temp IQ troglodyte.

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Huskys will fuck other dogs up out of nowhere

youtube.com/watch?v=kmvWe8RxMtw

Don't worry, the owners get it too
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>One shot enemy that is easily spooked and runs away.

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Yes

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>but we know why
Excuse me?

Birds are not that important.

u chattin' shit?

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my dog that got its face tore up by the faggot cat

did capcom fix this animation glitch

Consider suicide. Sociopath faggot.

seek therapy, friend.

I've had 2 Golden Retrievers in my lifetime and have been a dog-sitter for a third, so I can say with confidence that they are extremely affectionate. The main requirement is that you're willing to spend the time to return their affection. They need lot's of walks, and spend a lot of time playing with them.

...and then everyone clapped at you for being so badass and cool

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this is one of those posts where i know it's probably bait but honestly can't tell because i know actual psychopaths like this exist in the real world

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>that pitbull sniffing the dude's leg
He got mauled off screen didn't he?

Holy shit that cat is an absolute madman

BIG NIGGA

>enemy has both str and def
impossible... i..it cant be

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The fucking filename

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No to what, living children?

because it benefits genetic diversity and makes for healthier offspring with bigger chance of random mutation. Did you miss 6th grade Bio?

>christian posts a lewd child iwth their bullshit

solid 7/10 bait though, really feels like you believe this tripe, very authentic with a bold, refined taste

His dog that he fucks, clearly

Speak for yourself my dude, you need some reading classes.

progressives don't want to accept race affects behavior so they fellate pitbulls to virtue signal to nogs

Man guns are terrifying, why do people still make them lol

I wish big cats were safe to have as pets. I'd fucking love a big cat. Servals are the closest thing to a big cat pet, which is nice and all, but who fucking wouldn't want a tiger or cheetah chilling at your side?

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>because it benefits genetic diversity and makes for healthier offspring with bigger chance of random mutation. Did you miss 6th grade Bio?

You listed benefits of sexual reproduction retard.

Now tell me, how and why would an organism develop a functional sexual reproduction system from asexual reproduction, over the course of thousands of years, through random genetic mutation?

And yes, evolution works through genetic mutation, and it is random. Beneficial genetic mutations are also very rare.

Don't bother answering, no scientists currently even have the answer for this, let alone you.

They also don't have the answer for the origin of life, or the origin of the universe.

You keep believing you and mainstream science knows everything while literally thinking you're related to a fucking potato.

Because ducks are fucking based.

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Fucking absolute unit

>innocent looking character turns out to be the final boss

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have sex

You just know anyone who refers to their dog as "my girl" wants to fuck their dog.

If you had some understanding you wouldn't feel the need to get revenge against a fucking cat you absolute retard.

what an absolute unit

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>dislike dogs
>think wolves are cute
i dont know why haha

>something video game related

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Hippos are so cool, I love those fat murderous fucks.

impressive

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Not necessarily true. The lions are wearing out the hippo and chewing on the softest part of his body (the spine). It takes a while but lions can definitely kill hippos.

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I hope they shot that bird for disrespecting the President.

it's literally moving in for the bite in the last few seconds of the video

>tfw fap to furshit all the time
>doesn't get an erection at all unlike all of these faggots

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>wants to
it's pretty obvious that he does fuck his dog

>VIT>any other stat

point is those breeds are naturally aggressive and thus it IS the breed

what a good boy doggo

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Why does sex infuriate zoomers?

I'm no vet but I imagine the landing would fuck up it's legs. Notice how the guy makes sure to catch it before it hits the ground.

>realizing how braindead he is he offers his boipussi like the fag he is
lmao no way fag

The fucker even has time to open his mouth and bite it. In real time it looks like it teleports.

because it jusy happened to be beneficial, then spread like wildfire.
Fucking idiot.

Cats are nigger tier animals. Disgusting.