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what you do is you ask for a cash loan from the shopkeeper,buy the potion then default on the loan which makes the potion go back to the shopkeeper and you avoid having to use one of the items

Mystery Box

Demon blood, because it's just a power++

it's a really good borg

Both of these items have little to no bad things happen to you after you get em. Tough choice. You might get a bit fatter after eating that burger if it's THAT juicy, tho...

How is the pendant not clearly the best choice with no downsides? No one and nothing will ever try to harm you, and everybody will be your bud. Hell, the shopkeeper will probably give you the rest of the items for free.

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The pendant makes humans, animals and monster like you to death. The shopkeeper might not even be one of these three things.

Yeah, but whats on the burg? And what kind of beef is the burg made out of? Some 85/15? 80/20? And what kinda cheese does it have, if any?

The shopkeeper is clearly a demon and these are all clearly faustian bargains. Your life would be completely unlivable if everyone in the world was hopelessly in love with you. You could never get any genuine feedback on anything, you could never know for sure if someone really felt anything for you or it was just the amulet, you'd eventually come to hate everything about it.

The one to really watch out for is the Burger though

Still, what's the fucking downside of the pendant? You can fuck the shopkeeper and get a tasty burger just by wearing it.

A demon is a subtype of monster.

>You could never get any genuine feedback on anything
Who cares? I'll be busy leading a life of hedonistic bliss. I don't need feedback.

A downside would be you becoming jaded and cynical since EVERYONE loves you unconditionally. I'm pretty sure you'd get sick of it.

>Who cares? I'll be busy leading a life of hedonistic bliss. I don't need feedback.
Your shortsightedness is laughable.

Just take the pendent and force other anons to get your more burgs.

>A demon is a subtype of monster.
What makes you think the shopkeeper is a demon? It might actually be God himself.

False Savior’s pendant. All non-whites, out of White countries, NOW

>implying I'm not jaded and cynical already
The bigger issue probably would be falling into hedonism and complacency trap.

Also, what exactly is the shopkeeper's shape? The head seems extruded. Are those hanging cheeks, elbows or what?

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Exactly how long do you think mindless sex and adoration is going to be pleasing to you? It won't be the rest of your life, I can promise you that.

Norns > Charrs

if you get the pendant, you can charm the shopkeep into giving you the blood and borglar for free

What happens if you wear the pendant and someone else drinks the potion? Will they still love you?

Take the pendant, persuade the shopkeep to give you all the other stuff and put the ring on it so it doesn't try to fuck you over later.

Then you have a godlike being that loves to cause pain who is obsessed with you. So in a couple hours, you have a razed world of fire, and an entirely destroyed population, leaving you and your demented lust god.

But McDonald's is cheaper and more convenient. Thanks anyway shopkeep!

Take the pendant and fuck the shopkeep

I'm 90% sure they're supposed to be ears, horns on top.

Ah one of these threads eh?

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No imagination. People will pay for me to do anything. I can travel the world and explore even the most dangerous countries without fear. Don't forget animals won't harm either. I can go ride a fucking hippo or play volleyball with a wasp's next. I won't get bored because there are more experiences I could have than I could ever fit into a single lifetime.

Bard, get my bro to be a warrior. Doot doot motherfucker.

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What do you do when wars break out over who gets to be friends with god? People love you, they don't love each other. Eventually people are going to start murdering each other because how come HE gets to drive master's car and not ME!?

Invisibility bar none

Gib False Saviour, i need these false (you)s

Blood
Bard
Time travel

>Pick the time travel pill
>Visit your desired time
>Want to go again?
>Just visit an attosecond later or earlier
>???
>Repeat forever if you want

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get the ring and then equip it when you're old
pendant is certainly pretty weird but it doesn't have any real drawbacks unless we're going with the standard monkey paw "everyone becomes yandere for you"

healslut

If I push yellow can I turn it off? Or is it one of those bullshit telepathies where you're just bombarded all day by every stupid thought everyone around you has all the time?

Pink

>Invisibility (as long as you can hold your beath)

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Last I got

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It's ok you can be a cute girl

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Hey shopkeeper... I pick YOU!

I'd imagine you could turn it on and off at will

I'll just tell them to chill and that the best way to express their love for me is to love each other too (not as much as me of course). Bam. World peace.

do i have to eat a lot of hearts or 1 heart?
probably persuasion, the drawback barely exists

It's lunch time Burger please

Greens all the way

Can you imprint the gems in yourself?

How much to pet the shopkeeper?

I'll take the flute and become the greatest foley artist the world has ever known.

>no mystery boxes
shit thread

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Super Strength, I already do that anyway

I'd say that's probably cheating

I'll press green AND purple

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Green easy, it's like 3 buttons in one
>want to fly? Bird mode
>Invisibility? Just turn into a small ass bug
>Phase through? Kinda half get by being able to shape shift into small shit, get under doors and through tiny gaps, etc.

I choose to marry the shopkeep

>Not making people work for the greater good so you can live a better life
>Not having a bunch of scientist finding the cure to a long life
>Not telling people to have kids so the kids can work once the parents are dead
>Not wiping out those that don't merit to live
>Not traveling all around the world, entering every houses you want and having fun just doing anything you want
>Not weaving humanity at your ease
>Not having all of Yea Forums shitpost about you, draw lewds of you, and beg for your attention

Why not get 2 items. It's only giving up something like a pinky.

I was gonna say 4 items is no downside but saw you have tog et the other ones too
magic i guess the stones are too weird

You already visiting each attosecond that you've spent in one place so you can be there only once.

So an attosecond earlier each time.

Staff and gems. Using the orange and light blue gems on myself negates the energy penalty and the ugly scar

>not breaking humanity up into 5 megastates
>not issuing an order that each nation is to separate and go their own ways among the stars
>not issuing a secret order meant to come out after 5,000 years or so that all nations are to go to war with each other
>not dying peacefully knowing that you just created IRL 40k

I'll take the potion and you will be the first person I'll torture you with my new powers!

Lmao I own that magic staff

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Does it really work?

I just realized that it would be really hard to get a dead man's heart and actually manage to eat it, if you don't want to spend your entire life in prison. I guess you could get a job at an abortion clinic and gobble up a fetus heart when no one's looking, if that counts.

Invisibility would be tricky to use in an escape situation where you have to run but it's pretty good overall. Super strength would just be par for course but stronk. Flight wouldn't be so bad since birds eat meat, veggies and nuts. Persuasion is just a free power with no real downside. Time travel is . Healing has the shittiest drawback, if you wanted to just help people then you wouldn't actually being doing anything positive since you have a roughly equal chance of spreading the disease to someone "better" or "worse" than your target. Freeze time is good but the downside is the second or third worst (depending on how well you can procure a heart), definitely some tactical advantages but time travel does it equally well. Wish it specified how much faster you'd age, but just using it a few times for a few hours or days could let you do all kinds of crazy shit.

I'd go with freeze time.

I get that you can create hurricanes and move mountains but learn some fuckin' cord management, holy hell, user.

Yeah it's great but it tries u out quickly

Let them go at it, not my problem.

Potion of Demon Blood would allow you to turn people you don't like into juicy, tasty burgers like Buu.

But the more gems you use on yourself the more loyal to only you you would become. To many and you'd never be able to feel for anyone ever again.

>gems
>grab 6 women
>become a neet with a sex slave harem
Just dont ask me how to get that first woman.

DOOT DOOT MUTHAFUCKAS

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shopkeeper lewds when

Bard. DOOT DOOT MOTHERFUCKER

Green, just to see if bigfoot is real.

>if you don't want to spend your entire life in prison
You just became immortal. What difference does 50 years in jail make to your life now?

What power allows me to get rid of jpg artifacts

Teleportation + Persuasion would be the most OP combo

When you still look 20 years old after fifty years in prison, you're going to attract some attention from the government/scientists/wealthy people. And they already have you in a cage...

>Wanting to make headlines as "the 200 year old convict who hasn't aged a day"
Even if it's invulnerability too it's not like you can prevent yourself from being put in some fucked up government facility and experimented on then placed in a box underground. You're already a con, you basically have no rights.

Why would you get mind control when persuasion is basically the same but cheaper

Reverse image search.

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>pick time travel
>travel to 2 hours earlier
>have sex with your younger self
This is the only good option

Mind control would work on massive amounts of people all at once without having to talk to each one as well as animals.

Everwhere Wi-fi
Money
Spider-Man powers

I am a 30 year old manchild and still every day I think about how much I want to be Spider-Man.

Do i have to eat dead men hearts from now on or only once to get the power.
If its only once id pick that one.
Alternatively id pick time travel because the drawback is basically non existent because i can just travel a second or less farther or earlier each time.

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I'd go staff and ring with a badass scar on my face.

burger

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>Gems
>Feather
>uhh...scroll?
Hoping I go blind in one eye or lose it.

False savior. As I don't lose altruism and compassion short of getting used to/entitled to it I'd still try and treat them well

>If its only once id pick that one.
What would you do to activate your power, assuming a heart isn't given? Seems like risky business, and you'd want to activate your power as early as possible so you can stay young.

Teleportation and persuasion
You can make a sex slave dungeon moonbase after awhile

Wi-Fi, Money and Elemental Control, spider-man is my favorite hero and all but elemental powers sound more fun.

Shape shifting

Turn into a jellyfish when you feel you're "too old" and regenerate your cells.

I got the only important thing from this thread

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Yeah, I feel like the downside is overplayed. Think about the people who already love you (if there are any), they can still joke around, tease you, and even have small disagreements and all the things that make people interesting. You're basically making everyone your very best friend, not your slave.

time travel that's the most generous version I've seen

do they have a bepis or do they have vagene?

A cat is fine too.

Why not both?

Probably the safest thing to do would be to go to try to take an anatomy course at a medical school where you perform dissections and try to get access to a heart that way. Worse case if you get caught I think you'd just be kicked out, not charged with a crime.

i want to pat that cute demon.

terrible fetish
blocked

Feather is the only thing there I really like

>pick staff, gems and ring
>Blue gem in me if possible.
>save other gems
>get eye patch for blind eye scar going through it.
>become badass eyepatch wizard with band of loyal followers.

>persuasion, clairvoyance and sonic
You become an unstoppable, uncatchable international man of mystery assuming no one that wants you dead picks time travel or REALLY goes out of their way to perfectly fuck you into a corner.

these are all garbage

burger

I'm already selfish and evil, so I'd just be getting godlike powers from the potion - sounds groovy to me.

flying and sonic speed is better
>SWAT team assembles to take down user
>cchhhhk
>OH SHIT HE OPENED A WINDO-
>PHEWWWWW
good luck getting me with anything short of an SM-3 retards

Teleportation would get you away instantly plus you could go to stores with persuasion and just say "you're gonna give me whatever I want in here for free"

But you only have 10 BTC

Ah fuck I thought teleportation was 10 BTC

Teleportation is 6 btc and persuasion is 4 btc

What's 6+4?

teleportation isn't as fun though, i've always had dreams about being able to fly and having ridiculously good reflexes (like flying into a bridge at mach 1, bringing my legs up and dodging between cars good) so i want that in real life

I said I thought it was 10 already

Yeah I'll give you the fun factor for flying is higher. I just want to be able to travel everywhere instantly to see the world and with persuasion I could live like a king on top of it.

It better be good.

>teleportation isn't as fun though
Just teleport upwards and sky dive wherever you want.

>inb4 momentum makes you go splat

Not if you have a parachute with you.

Turn into a bacteria if you wanna phase through or something

>didnt read the full description

Speed reader pls go.

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Wouldn't you run the risk of being absorbed by another microscoping entity?

yeah but I could play videogames for free for the rest of my life, never worrying about food or rent

"What will you buy, kupo?"

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I pick flight, it's the most fun power after invisibility/freeze time and bird food smells nice, how bad can it really be?

false saviour pendant

I use the pendants love powers to take the other items from the shopkeep.

Bard. Other classes are redundant.

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the ring makes no sense. what is the point of it? oh cool, im tired but i can drain energy from it and see my mood, but it'll make me tired when i wear it. wtf is the point?

I think it's that you charge it up for a while recover then drain energy from it when you need to.

>You pick the potion
>you become the shopkeeper[\spoiler]

The only downside to most of this is that you have to worry about natural predators at this point. If you're a small ass bug then there are a lot of things out there that are going to want to eat your ass and not in the nice way.

Spend a day or two lazing around charging it up, then run a marathon at sprinting pace

Burg
Bard
Invisible

I don't get it. Why would I choose anything other than the pendant?

200 Chocobo Drumsticks.

I'm not doing anything creepy, I don't wanna know what other people don't want me to know (so no invisibility, no reading people's minds), I don't wanna steal from people or take control of them or make them do anything against their will. I just wanna make my own life easier and do good shit where the opportunity is available.

Burger. All that other shit is fuckin' creepy.

Healing and immortality are fucking creepy, flight is stupid (what counts as bird food, birds will eat fuckin' anything), freezing time would fill me with existential dread, I have asthma-riddled baby lungs, so invisibility isn't that useful to me. Time travel and super strength sound like a pain to upkeep. Persuasion is kind of unethical. Whatever, these all kind of suck but I guess I'll go with freeze time and just be really careful with it and feather it a lot (quick freezes to just make every second longer).

I'll go with pink and be the greatest EMT of all time. I'll feather my time freezing to make sure I can get to places in time to heal people.

I could take multiple items and just heal the damage but I don't really need anything besides the Feather. Lets me get around and be Super EMT more easily without having to use my time stop a lot.

Everywhere wi-fi so I can always be contacted in an emergency.
Money so I don't have to worry about money.
Sonic Speed because it'll combine with Feather and let me space out Time Stop.
Force Field generation because I'm probably gonna be going into some dangerous situations to heal people.

I'll take the Dragoon Plate and the Ring of the One True God to defend myself and the Refilling X-Potion in case my healing powers ever don't work.

Behold, I am Super EMT. I will heal all of your shit, I guess.

Pick 3.

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Three Strongest Potions, I'll drink all three at once.

lmao you retard why wouldn't you take the burg

I want only your strongest potions

spider-man is literally several power in one combined with spider-sense you basically have force clairvoyance

Can I get bacon on that burger?

Well if I get the potion, I won't give a shit about what happens next. That kind of freedom would be nice to have, and I certainly would like to be a god, but I really have no desire to buy it because in my current state I know the kind of person I'd become.

I'm really just torn between asking the shopkeeper on a date or just getting the burger. Though really, if I got the pendant, he'd probably just give me the potion and the burger for free AND we'd just skip straight to the fucking.

All of this is too complicated. I'll just have the burger.

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>I'm really just torn between asking the shopkeeper on a date or just getting the burger
This is unironically the most based fucking thing I've read

Invisibility.

PHILOSOPHER'S ROCK X3. IN THREE YEARS I'LL BE A KID AGAIN

GREY ALL DAY EVERY DAY PSYCHIC TIME

Watch the Twilight Zone episode "The Chaser" then take the burger.

How about you cast untangleicus cableicus user jesus christ

>Take pendant
>Ask the merchant if he has hidden stock or knows anyone with something that will make me immortal with the perfect body i want
>Not only do people love me, but i get to live forever

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the one that makes you fat

Philosopher's rock and 2 monster vials
I wanna see what happens if you double dose on dragon juice and then get younger
and I want to test it on her

gonna FUCK that MOOGLE

Pick 4 abilities.

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"Stop it, kupo!"

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In what game is lying an ability you have to unlock

CMON

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All

I chose the exact combo. Based user.

Fine, but you have to give me all of your gil, kupo!

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based and fetishpilled

A DEAL'S A DEAL

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The pendant does not apply to other people in your life. Imagine you fall in love with someone, but the rest of the world get so jealous that they outcast or kill the person you love. It would be impossible to maintain a long lasting relationship.

Pick one power

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BURGER

youtube.com/watch?v=8yL9H5gznjM

controlled insects is great if you have a pesticide or something.

Insect control

>when I get tired of the insects I can just order them to get in a jar for backup or stand still so I can kill them

no downside

backstab
assassination
bag of tricks
after image

>just order them to get in a jar
Then you have a jar following you around.

>Assasination
>Deception
>After Image
>Phantom Presence

easy fucking kills

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I pick the shopkeep.

So what? Just keep the jar in a bag, or if I'm at home just carry it with me. If I get tired of the insects in there I can always just kill them.

Just tell them you don't want them to and it would make you sad

You can only pick 3 party members to bring with you.

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Is this the same OP as the "Pick one for party" thread some time ago?

Also, I'm fairly content with my life, and ring, pendant and potion would certainly ruin it. I'll take the burger all the way, since this is the only item that will 100% improve my state, even if only for a fleeting moment.

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False savior pendant. Then I off myself to have the world's biggest funeral.

they rape you

DESU if I actually wanted to contribute to the world, I'd pick Grey and use it to speed up space exploration by decades if not centuries. One of the hardest parts of space exploration is getting there in the first place - it takes a massive amount of fuel to do anything. With telekinesis, over the course of a lifetime, I could help build an advanced space base that could give us a really good head start into exploration / colonization of other planets, asteroid mining, etc.

>Acrobatics
>Backstab
>Smokescreen
>Crippling Stab
HEH

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pendant. wtf are those other choices. 1 makes you an asshole. 1 is the pendant for a day.

Warrior with a bard bro. Double damage with high HP? Yes please.

Time travel. You could literally see anything you want in history.

get ready for the agony of eternal boredom

I pick the birb dude in the top cause he can change people's stats at will, adorable druid, and the implying dude at the bottom.

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Green so I can finally be a little girl.

Blue. Being able to fly simply beats everything else.
imagine flying over cities.

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>Gunslinger
>Steam Knight
>Amazon Huntress
Social Outcast party buddy

wrath or despair desu

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Greed or Gluttony are the best ones, Pride seems like it'd be cool, too

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Greed. Wrath would be nice but I only have two people I wish were dead in my life and at this rate I doubt I'm going to be racking up much more.

Last one for now. Choose 2.

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greater miracle
angelic embrace

>TFW we never got the handful of lewd promised
>TFW we never will

I choose (You)

>God's Kiss
>Greater Miracle
Go around healing people dying of cancer and stuff. Whole world has faith in me. Can fire off miracles left and right, further increasing faith. Become literally God.

Money, Teleportation, and everywhere Wifi or Sonic Speed.
I'm just here to have a good time m8

I want that pentagram

can I get the burger without tomatoes?

Will have to go with burger even though vegetarian.
Wizard and hope spells aren't ass.
Invisibility.
Pink every day.
Feather and The Scrolls.
Teleportation and Force Clairvoyance.
Together could have interesting utility if you ever got involved with the space programme.
Philosopher's Rock x3
Acrobatics, After Image, Phantom Presence, Bag of Tricks.

the burger comes without tomatoes because only fucking morons ruin good burgs with mealy fruit

>god`s kiss
>sacred bond
>use both on shopkeeper

I'd pick four items, just because I'd end up looking like a retard anime character. I'd take the magic staff for the limp, the mood ring for keeping energy until i need it, the recorder so i can just fuck around, and the feather for the weather.

>get ring
>have a great day
>cut finger off before the end of the day

i want the anime shadow

You will be experiencing the greatest happiness. You will not want to take off the ring.

Demon blood cause i'm evil XDD

Everywhere Wi-Fi, Flying. I'll be able to go anywhere I want, and still be able to shitpost on Yea Forums.

THERE IS A RED FIGURE STARING AT ME

Can I tell me dad beforehand via SMS to do it? Or will my brain be so burned out due to the hormonal overdose that I simply won’t work anymore.

Orange
>ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

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burger :) Also, the shopkeeper looks cute.

Green and yellow
I have 2 hands

pendant

That is extremely boring like playing a Phoenix Wright game or an RPG

Sloth or Gluttony. Sloth is good, because then I have all the time in the world to just chill, and also learn a few things.

Pride
I can make so much porn

Sure but when someone threatens to end your happiness you will resist to the best of your ability. It wont burn your brain out or anything but the rest of your life will seem a tad gray in comparison. Colors look duller, food tastes blander etc.

Lastly, because this is all bullshit anyway, your detached finger will magically and officially die taking tiny fragment of your soul with it so now you can see and interact with the afterlife. You can either manipulate dark forces to your own wicked ends or you can start a deceased persons assistance service where you get into wacky hijinks helping various spirits pass on to the next stage.

Instaculi made to look like me
Philosopher's rock
A smooch from the shopkeep

Control insects because I love bugs

Potion of demon blood then steal everything else
Bard or bust
>not a new one
Ah oh well
>throwing blades
>dual dagger
>backstab
>Assassination

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Remember when this was supposed to be an actual game?

fucking kek

Grey
Sloth
still mad.

Bowie prince
Orc
Time mage
Envy
Shadow, beast

>you could never know for sure if someone really felt anything for you or it was just the amulet
I think I would have a pretty good idea.
haha.

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Gray. Then I can move my body with my mind and fly.

>Lifelong Warrior Friend
>Seasoned Vet Relative
>Loyal Family Pet
All three are destined to die over the course of the journey, for the sake of personal growth. Though at the end, I'll choose to sacrifice myself to bring them all back, despite them all hating me for the choice.
Add in some worthless waifus and you've got a Tales game, congrats.

Let me get uhhhhhhh

Can I get, like, two burgers?

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Huh, good idea.

Can I get, like, two daggers?

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uhm yeah give me a double number 8 and two number 5s and a diet coke

DOOT DOOT MOTHERFUCKERS

The shopkeeper is a living creature, ergo it fits into one of those three. From looks I'd say monster, but the fact that it's a sentient living creature makes it an animal at its basest.

Oh yes it will. I can become their god without having to drink that nasty ass blood.

Right, but eventually that civilization will crumble or you'll somehow get freed another way.