Gamer fuel thread

That horrible. I worked at KFC when I was a teenager and this guy would come in every day and get 4 (FOUR) double downs. He was probably 350+ lb and had a voice like a teenage girl.

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Why though?

This is a parody right?

I don't usually eat while playing, but I do enjoy a nice tall glass of cool ranch consomme.

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Vyvanse, although it takes a bit longer to kick in, I've had better results with, and it lasts a bit longer

Cocaine and rum

Watermelon chicken.

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>implying there are any females on this website
>implying anyone wants to be men on this website

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Have you never taken both? Adderall is very intense but vyvanse is like this perfect mellow vibe that actually lets me get anything I want down without masturbaiting 6 times in a row, Ritalin also sucks

>Hahahagahagahahaagavavwbwbwbsbwbebebdbdbduejendnshsh
unironically kys

Adderal was blue.

I'm new to MT can anyone mail me some of that?

thx

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One of my friends got this once and he threw up like 30 minutes later

Oh no my salad

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How the fuck can I get adderall or vyvanse
I had a prescription for years but I dont have insurance anymore and cant afford it

Plus I moved to a new area that's notoriously difficult to get these from doctors

There’s different dosages of it
t. Was on it for like 10+ years

what's that supposed to be?

>I guess I don’t exist :(
:( hahahahahahahahaha roode

>scanlines
Barf

I am not really proud about drinking fizzy candy water but I'm addicted to it.

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Sober Up!

buck angel did it over 10 years ago.

Now I'm going to vomit and I really am sober.

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radical i know

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I was at my laundromat and some homeless guy said he really wanted a cola and needed a buck. He offered me some thin ass joint in return and although I was kind of hesitant to accept it at first I still took it. It's been sitting in my truck ever since. Think it is laced with anything? It's probably like 90% paper but hell it stank my shit up for like a week. Been airing out all that time it's probably dry as hell. Then you gotta wonder how a homeless guy would even have access to things that he could lace it with.

If you have a primary care physician, I'd say your best bet would be to see an ADHD specialist, get him to write you a recommendation, then bring it to your main doc and kindly ask him/her to write the prescription for you. It won't be very cheap or easy but it'll be cheaper and easier than buying off the street

seek psychiatric help

Homeless people are surrounded by drugs nearly 24/7. Why do you think the vast majority of them are homeless.

>489 dollars for 30mg
fuck capitalism

because they would rather be homeless than work

You're fucking hilarious. Do you look like this?

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Switch to Coke Zero heathen

Why he looks good

Holy kek

step up off me foo' b4 you get BLASTED
youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

You mean fuck corporatism/regulations.

>He

aspartame is not much better (if at all) than crystal sugar. Also I hate the taste of coke zero.

heh
nice one

>Shoving a whole uncut lemon up the chickens ass
For what purpose?
It actually looks like it'd be kind of good but that one bit makes it feel like a parody.

>have a shitty day at work
>Take 28 kratom capsules and I'm flying by all day

I'm doing such a good job too :)

I’ll also drink tea sometimes.

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Thanks I'm going to use this webm to make fun of liberals later.

>Coffee, I use a Nespresso but after trying french press for the first time I want to get one and use that as well
>Water
>Smoking DUDE
>Trying to avoid snacking but then snacking on a bunch of junk like oreos and mini reese's

>not knowning It’s only MtF trannies that are digusting
Uhhhh okay....... say that to his face

I've been on Vyvanse for over a decade due to ADD. Lost plenty of weight due to it since it suppresses appetite, but it gives you the shits.
Also it makes me horny, to the point where I want to fap for hours on end. It makes me want to beat my meat to degenerate porn. Longest fap was 8-9 hours. After I was finished I hated myself.

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>For what purpose?
Lemon and chicken go together like being liberal and having narrow shoulders. It just makes sense.

its vyvanse not adderall

Right but wouldn't you want to get the skin off the lemon first? Its just a whole lemon.

Any zero calorie energy drink because I’m a boomer but not a picky one
And some DUDE

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No, i'm not black.

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>french press
that's all about the grind, want it relatively coarse compared to filter brewers that like it really fine grind. Press down even slower than you do already so you don't get any powder in your pour.. people argue about water temperatures and brew times so just do whatever on that part

crack

No shit conservacuck, but the lemon wasn't even punctured like how your mom gets punctured by black cocks every night

Nice.

Funniest part is that when you search for "how to eat pizza like a fag", this is the first result.

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m8

She even shows a clip of cutting up OTHER lemons later on.

>it's real

Heh

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I only drink fizzy drinks as fuel.
Fuck off condescending waterfags.

I've got a fizzy yellow liquid for you, and it's non dairy.

Fanta?

Thanks user
I love Fanta

hmmmmmm

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yum

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You know the rules

What are those little UFO's for?

estrogen dispencers

Retard

I never tried the double down, always wanted to
Everyone always cringes on fast food but if you only eat it a couple times a month its fine. Once a week tops and you're good even with a light work out routine weekly
My current favorite thing are the nacho fries from taco bell

>look mom i posted it again
Perhaps just try being less mean to people who are living their lives the way they want

have sex incel

>Empty calory, no energy fizzy drinks
>"fuel"
Let me guess, American education?

hmmmmm

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Vyvanse is kino. 60mg

Na just not a faggot who thinks they're gonna die from drinking a drink

whatever keeps you from strangling on a rope

>the Yea Forums trap vs the reddit transgender monster

Fuck you for that joke, buddy.

I bet at least half this board would still fuck

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That's the idea, yeah

You're calling a drink with no energy value "fuel". Nobody is claiming you're going to die, retard, its just simply not fuel. You are not getting any energy from it. Uneducated retard.

user, that's your sister!

is that a trap?

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more fuckable than 90% of females

Hmmmmmmm

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Literal autism

>fizzy drink
>with no energy value
based retard

>Having an education is autism
The absolute levels of cope

does u = tan x/2 substitution work all the time when evaluating integrals involving sin x and cos x

agreed sweeteners can suck my fucking ass they taste like dirt. They recently changed the recipe on everything in the UK so EVERYTHING besides normal coke has sweeteners in it. In a way its been kind of good for my health but mostly i just switched to beer

Why does every discord tranny who claims to into guys, only like traps? Really makes you think.

I used to get this from a friend. Stopped when my sleep started to get wonky. White vein kratom gives me a less batshit, but still very noticeable amount of focus. Actually had that same friend try kratom and he felt similarly.