Come on that's fucking horseshit

Envy. He CAN'T BE GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

not even close. for example i was listening to some old mega64 podcasts from 07/08 and they were bitching about halo 3 being too hard. that's your average gamer.

I watched hil fight lady butterfly and he just outright refuses to patty, he thinks the game is dark souls 3 or bloodborne with a billion on i frames on the dodge. He keeps on bitching " but i dodged" and refuses too see that the dodge isn't abusable in tghis game but instead complains that the game doesn't work

everyone talks about the chat lying to him about summons but i cant find the video

Are you drunk? You're typing like a drunk person.

grrrr! he makes almost a quarter of what I do! grr!

So you make about 600k a year?
Damn, dude. grats.

just tired, sorry I typed like shit

n am on mi fone

>phil makes 150k a year
he most certainly fucking doesn't

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two thirds of us are on our phones and we don't type like that.

clean up, drunk.

Kiwifarms autists with way more time on their hands than me, calculated that shit solely off all the bit cheers, patreon, and estimated youtube/twitch ad revenue.

it's probably closer to 7 figures

bro I heard he broke 7 figures in his hayday.
they used socialblade and other egregiously incorrect sources.

>bro I heard he broke 7 figures in his hayday.
he still is
still raking in the dough
still 100% based

we don't deserve phil

He actually legit won.

There's not a god damn thing the detractors can do to him anymore.

>1M views is worth 43k a year
socialblade exists to fuck with people, I'm convinced.

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Reminder that he made up the entire story about owing the IRS money so he could get more donations.

>he didn't owe the irs money

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Thoughts on Tevin?

BASED PHIL

ask any youtuber and they'll tell you that's bs
the earnings are much closer to the lower end of the scale so he's making around 5k a year from his youtube which is nothing

absolute kino

the crazy part is that since yt started doubling up the ads, the earned income has gone DOWN, so I'd venture to say that 95% of youtubers don't go more than 5% away from that bottom projection, I'd wager that phil is making 2.7k instead of 5k. dude is a based fellow poorfag

He never learns, he was stacking barrels in black mesa instead of crouch jumping

Fantastic background noise.

How is he doing with Sekiro?

You're dumbfucks if you think Phil isn't setting himself for life with the amount of "emergency taxes" streams lately

>outlived the grumps, oney, best Friends, Kotaku, TB(Literally) and many more

He must be part turk, with so much roach dna in his system

BASED

Horrible. The amount of salt is probably the most salt from DSP in years. It has gotten to the point that DSP is clearly reading guides on how to beat the bosses.

He can't overlevel his stats like in dark souls and bloodborne , so he says that the devs simply made a masochist game just for the sake of being difficult.
tldr, he sucks.

>a few thousand dollars is 'set for life'

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I've been closely following Phil's life thanks to these threads and I've got to say it's pretty intriguing the things he gets himself into, but always manages to come out on top. No matter what circumstances his detractors throw his way he always manages to preserve and push on. It's an interesting game of cat and mouse, where one side lays subtle traps and the other tries to find a solution for them. Phil is the Near to detractors' Kira, yet he's always barely one step ahead of them.

He's my favorite YouTuber. He's a relic of the past, where all others like him either left or changed, he remains the same, trapped in the Hell he has created, with us waiting to see what he is going to do next.
I don't regret subscribing to him. He's kept me interested for years, for all the wrong reasons

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he's proof that people talking shit on the internet don't matter. just keep moving forward.

I also find it funny that some detractors actually died, and he's still around

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More like perfomance autist.
>5 years already
Wew

If you like him so much then you ARE donating hundreds every day right? I mean, if you arent helping him live then maybe you dont actually like him

Wait did the guy that makes these puppet videos die?

It's just Twitch Prime subs. I'll only give him scraps of bits if it's a gutpunch when he fucks up

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XeYnBcFRL4Q&list=PL578991100A44E48B&index=98&t=0s
classic Phil was peak comedy

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>That time his neighbor yelled at him to shut up
Is there a more kino moment in all of let’s playing?

>KHAMAHN DOOD!!!
>BULLSHIT, OH MY GAHD!
>i'm pressing buttons!
>couldn't blahk!
>ONLINE LAG TACTICS THAT WOULD NEVER WORK OFFLINE!
>bugged X mechanics
>the game fucking sucks, dood!
>pahsitivity
>my kahntent
>the detractors
>muh 10 year begacy

*snort*
i dunno what happened, i was blahking
*holds controller up to camera*

BASED AF

Where is DSP in Sekiro? Did he beat butterfly and Genichiro yet?

If he can beat this game, anyone can.

>News articles were written about our King of Retro

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>begacy
Nice

I want DSP to lose his home and slowly decline into obscurity, lose his fans, his money, and go homeless.

This. He died like 80 times before Asahina castle. He then did Genichiro like someone who had done him before because he knew every counter and played perfectly. It was funny how he ran up to the hidden wall and knew about it beforehand and said "wow secret wall".

He's 100% reading guides and trying out bosses beforehand.

twitch.tv/moshf/clip/ThirstyCredulousPlumKreygasm

shit

Now that's just sad

Based DSP

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Funny thing is he died around 30 times to the lone shinobi in the well while almost literally perfecting Genichiro on his first try.

He got so mad that day he gave up doing a legit run

wouldn't be the first time. i'm actually surprised he didn't have a guide open from the minute he started the game.

oh shit

The fact DSP is way more digestible than DrDisrespect and Ninja is astounding

I really can't wait for someone to upload his death count so we can update the "DSP Difficulty Metric"

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

> he died around 30 times to the lone shinobi in the well
That's my DSP
>almost literally perfecting Genichiro on his first try
hahaha how did he do a perfect genichiro? I mean he had to have played it boeforehand in addition to reading guides.

Dude, he is a professional gamer. Genichiro is nothing for him.

post some dsp kino

Define "professional"
youtube.com/watch?v=AQnDi87VsuE

did he get a job?

he's never one step ahead. he's always 2 steps behind but manages to do a fat roll to the top of the stairs only to find another staircase in his way.

source

youtube.com/watch?v=KGIzAH11tPI

when Phil was playing spiderman shattered dimensions

youtube.com/watch?v=goUFJE-TgSo

Here you guys go
youtube.com/watch?v=goUFJE-TgSo

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Half-hourly reminder.

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Based

He simply can't be beaten.

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cringe

and now he has a house in a private community near seattle and that fag is probably still there having to listen to some urban youth blast some wooga booga shit at all hours of the night

HE KEEPS WINNING

based

cringe

stop shilling this faggot