Pffffhahahahahahaha

They're Deinonychus in Jurassic Park. The book that Crichton read about dinosaurs had Deinonychus and Velociraptor lumped in together.

>dead franchise
>JW one of the highest grossing films
sure

BTFO

capeshit earns a lot too, doesn't make it good or relevant. World is fucking dogshit and doesn't hold a candle to Park, anyways.

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Technically none of the dinosaurs in Jurassic park are the dinosaurs they claim to be retard. There's even a more reason why they don't have feathers and it is their don't know how and ended up making a dinosaur that was smart and killed for no reason. The spinosoraus or however it's spelled in lore is just that

they just have extra frog dna.

>marvel raking in billions in a decade
>millions go to see movie after movie
Honest question, what makes something "relevant" to you?

Not just frog dna. They are a hodgepodge of dna to try and cover up the frog dna

that's way bigger than a "chicken".

>dinos bigger than an emu
>having protowings at all
unlike land birds they can't vestigial and unlike smaller dinos they can't be "undergoing middle ground evolution".

is this game good now?

>oh shit, we gave Indominous cuttlefish DNA and now he can trick thermal imaging

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Someone already post that Bloodborne webm.

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It's fiction. The author can call it whatever the fuck he wants.

exhentai.org/g/1345625/d133c3e74d/

nono the cuttlefish gave it camouflage
the thermal vision was uh...camera dna

it's retarded and based on a book that's over 100 years old.

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>that CGI
Please make it stop, it's so horrible

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So? It's still fiction. It doesn't need to be authentic.

Fossils were put in the ground by satanic jews. Look into it

Kek, get stomped on mate.

Couldn't they still potentially fuck humans up?

Gotta watch out for the hipcheck

jesus

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Retard.

Nothing worse than an "uhh ackhtchually" fag

Actually they're called velociraptors because utahraptors weren't discovered yet.

It'll never stop.

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Lizards doesn't have feathers.

5'11 vs 6'0

>oh shit we gave it cuttlefish dna and now it's immune to thermal detection
I never fucking understood this. Do I seriously have to lower my suspension of disbelief that fucking low for the plot to kickstart?

That’s terrifying

What game?

youtube.com/watch?v=YPNPb0WRl9s
Idiots,

Is this a game? Looks kinda cool, not sure why you're laughing

>le dinosaurs had feathers
>no bones with feathers found

ok feathers fags explain this.

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>Lizards doesn't have feathers.
Good thing dinosaurs weren't lizards, unless you mean Jurassic Park. I haven't watched the new movies, so I don't know what animal genes they claimed to splice the fossilized DNA with.

Why did movie companies ditch practical effects in favor of soulless CGI?

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This is the Jurassic Park universe. The Book clearly explains the creatures in the park aren't dinosaurs. They are hybrid monsters.

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I've seen pretty big chickens. Forget the breed but they're absolute units.

>has rifle
>runs into melee range
whoever wrote this shit needs to be taken to auschwitz.

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Why does she look like she only realized red hot molten stuff will hurt a dinosaur?

Some dinos was lizards, some was birds, some was birds lizards and rats too.

go jerk off to Pi while thinking yourself superior you boring twat. I'm sure you have lots of friends outside your Yea Forums circle jerk.

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Rewatching the OG Jurassic Park, it's actually alright in some parts. The CGI with things like the Brachiasaur at the start has aged a bit, but all the animatronic/CGI T-Rex scenes still look good

Game?

Who would win a Death Battle!

Girl is cute

Fake and gay

They are INT/DEX build because they're the munchkins of the dinoworld.

This happening over and over was what killed Rogue One for me

Is this game good or not god fucking dammit. You fuckers always say it's shit but keep posting the iguanodon gif

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>zero sense of weight as the dino walks through the fence
come on even the cgi from the nearly 30 year old original JP of the t-rex breaking the fence looks better than that

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Honestly, the CGI in this movie is somewhat stylish. I'll give them a pass

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He's a cute little guy.

The movie itself was awful though

it's shit
please stay far away and watch quietly from behind that fence over there, and never speak to me or my dinos ever again.

It's bad fun. A lot of missing features and it's buggy, but I can play it for hours.

It's a completely retarded scene, but at least the shot with the lion looks good on promo posters.

God I wish I could strangle you through the internet

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>little girl at the end releases dinosaurs into the world
>this is viewed as a positive
DID ANYONE INVOLVED IN JW SEE THE ORIGINAL FILM?

>mfw learning part of the caged t rex scene was animatronic
>mfw I couldn't tell

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If you liked Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis, you'll like World.

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Or the first Jurassic World, for that matter.

GAS ALL CLONES

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Style ages fast. Realism is forever

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I hear people saying JPOG was way better. Are they just retarded then?

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>"b-but these killing machines are just like me"
>movie is a massive success
No wonder my country has such fucked up views on cloining

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zoos are white supremacy

Honestly my favorite part of the movie. Not because of the retarded message, but because I like seeing a stampede composed of different species of animals. It was like that scene in Jumanji only with dinosaurs instead of elephants and rhinos

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What a cunt.

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Dear GOD there's nothing that can make me hate a movie more than cringe-shit dialogue like that

I remember Wonder Woman destroyed itself for me with the final lines about love saving the world

They generally aren't popular, so they don't try to troll people by adding feathers to them.

>Don't worry kids, the raptors and the t rex are good guys now, they're friends with our humans and only eat bad guys!

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>STR vs DEX

>PORNOGRAPHY LESS ACCEPTABLE THAN THE DEATH PENALTY AND MEDICAL TESTING ON ANIMALS

Fucking sort your shit out America

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>Carnotaurs first appearance in fucking anything since that Disney Dinosaur movie
>Killed off in about 17 seconds

Yeah, great, thanks.

I can respect that I guess

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Ew those legs are ghostly

Doesn't matter much. The dinosaurs seemed to be mostly lone individuals or family units, even if they weren't hunted down they'll die off sooner or later. The compies are the only real exception to that.

>they're alive, like me
>unlike all the people they're about to kill

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haven't bothered with this and probably wont. but wouldn't the army just promptly remove them in a couple of hours? I doubt a dino can take a .50 cal

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They'll still kill 100 people easy before that happens, look at the fucking Mosasaur.

>this is viewed as a positive
by who

Don't post the brachiosaurus

Stop being degenerate

Were they not allowed blood in this film's CGI

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Because the new game has the depth of a puddle in exchange for graphics.

They're movie dinosaurs, practically unstoppable killing machines with genius intellect.

Practical effects in a movie like this cannot do anywhere near as much as CGI, like running around in an open field, jumping over fences, and coming off as "alive" doing more than just standing there.

>starting off the movie with a retcon
Classy

The fucking movie presents it as a positive.

>179cm manlet vs 180cm chad

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carnotaurus is my fav dinosaur since I was a kid
is that a t-rex? carnotaurus are bigger than t-rexes

also what game?

Imagine caring about dinosaurs past the age of like 12. I only know one person who does and he's a fat balding manlet in his 30s who unironically wears a fannypack.

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Yeah, that is what I was thinking. She literally destroyed the world, and that is seen as a positive.

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>dinos on the islands are all dead
>dinos on the mainland will soon be all dead
>only dinos left will be attack dogs for crime lords

Feels bad, man.

Post the stampede faggot. The one that tramples the bad guy at the end

it's vestigial wings because it used to be a flying bird. Something dinos never did. so the point stands, no dino bigger than a turkey should be depicted with wings or wing-like feathers. It's nonsensical. Like drawing a dog with flappers because seals comes from dog-like species.

based retard

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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?!

There's nothing wrong with the death penalty.

You've got it wrong. Kids don't care about dinosaurs nowadays, all they care about is smartphones and Fortnite.

>Responding to frogposter
He was clearly joking you faggot

big birds evolved from small birds, that shit can't come from a big specie from scratch, the learning of flight wouldn't work. big creatures don't climb trees, don't jump from cliffs, don't even jump for a lot of them.

The new films really, REALLY want to push that "evil military forces around the world will use dinos as soldiers" shit when its the dumbest crap ever.

>that's way bigger than a "chicken".

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Nobody cares, nerd. Jurassic Park dinos have frog DNA and aren't supposed to look authentic, but cool.

>that landing animation
birdemic tier

I do. They think World was awful too.

>Sauropods don't attack at all

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>Claire goes against everything she's worked for to save the animals
>decides to let them die knowing releasing them would be a bad idea
>but a dumb kid releasing them means it's presented as a good thing

I'm not saying there is, but to say that taking a life (legally) is less morally clouded than looking at pictures of naked ladies is dumb as shit.

Were you dropped on your head as a child?

They're still monsters, user. You don't have to like dinosaurs in particular to want to see films and games with monsters in them.

Remember that polls will never be an accurate sample of the populous because it's only comprised of people dumb enough to answer polls.

Imagine trying to look cool by saying dinosaurs are shit

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Why would a cold blooded animal need feathers?

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Yeah reminded me of the Alien series and the company's ludicrous obsession with weaponizing the aliens, despite all common sense making it clear how stupid that would be

Also Resident Evil

Is he gonna be okay?

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>morally acceptable
For every person on earth there's three different and unique definitions of the word morality. Who makes polls like this?

The Isle or Beasts of Bermuda?

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raptors were pack hunters.
A lone scout would have fucked off.

Basically what said. It's pretty and there's some fun to be had in making nice-looking parks but that's about it. I've got 32 hours in it so I suppose I've got my money's worth (admittedly I have fairly low standards) but I certainly put way more into JPOG. It's a shame considering how much could theoretically be done but there you go.

Why arent these theme park monsters bred with frog dna 100% accurate??

Your point being? I'm only saying I wanted to see sauropod (The big long-necked dinosaurs) battle animations.

JP was a monster movie, but they still made them behave like animals. God I hate Jurassic World.

>dinosaurs going for fucking 10 millon dollars
>US house market more expensive than bleeding edge bioweapons
this rarely happens to me but this shit honestly threw me off the movie, the dude killed his mentor and one of the richest persons in the world for austin powers-tier levels of money

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>26 years

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>bleeding edge bioweapons
Don't you mean a bunch of slow and dumb animals that you can just shoot?

I think Colin Trevarrow outed himself as being an out of touch rich dude who doesn't understand monetary value.

>bleeding edge bioweapons
Bear in mind that they're still animals, I don't want to defend the military plotline but any sane person wouldn't want to drop billions on a creature that might go berserk and gut its handler with its foot claw.

yeah, shame about her eating people

The T-rex in JW honestly still behaves like the same character she always was.

>bioweapons
The dumbest idea ever, they'd make for fucking useless weapons, you'd be better off strapping bombs to dogs like the Russians did in WW2.

>almost catch up with a jeep
>can't catch up with a milf in stripper heels
eeeeh

What the fuck. Chinese are eating people now?

>now
user…

I kind of liked World, but fuck that Fallen Kingdom one. Such a letdown.

I'm talking about the way she acts like an animal and not a monster.
In the first movie the raptors were smart enough to figure out door handles and even trick humans but couldn't catch two kids and failed to figure out reflections.

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>strapping bombs to dogs
Who would win, a 25 million USD T-Rex bred in a lab with cutting edge tech from billions of dollars of R&D, or some 10kg mutt from the local kennel strapped with $100 of C4?

No she doesn't, they made her into a fucking hero who saves our characters and only targets bad guys.

>the dogs blew up some of the Russian's own tanks

History is great

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I haven't seen the last one but the noe before that took place on a remote tropical island where it is unclear who has jurisdiction. To suspend disbelief you could just assume no army can just rush in due to geopolitical bullshit.

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fair enough but you gotta admit the mercenary operation alone would have costed way more than what the dinos were going for.
that party scene was trying to convey vips on the level of zuckengberg and bill gates but it came out as some moderately rich douchebags buying shit for their zoo project
>in order to activate this dino kill-mode you only have to point this riffle laser gun to an already aquired target

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she didn't get her arthritis medication

Alien Covenant tier garbage.

That's a cock, though.

>fair enough but you gotta admit the mercenary operation alone would have costed way more than what the dinos were going for.
That's because a mercenary op would be about a million times as effective as an animal that doesn't know what guns are.

She tried to eat claire. Didn't she just kill the bad guys in the original too?

well they're on the mainland US now so politics ain't shit

Its made by Frontier, a company that has stopped giving a shit about depth a long time ago.
see also: Planet Coaster

She killed the annoying lawyer that nobody liked and saved the main characters from the raptors in the original

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>Didn't she just kill the bad guys in the original too?
Nope and in the sequel they kill the best character.

Now its just some lame, tame shit.

>>in order to activate this dino kill-mode you only have to point this riffle laser gun to an already aquired target
And then the T-Rex gets magdumped in the face by Abdul's choice of 7.62 AK variant for a grand total value of $50 (ammo included) and dies. Great fucking weapon. Swarms of smaller dinos would work better, but 100*0 is still 0, there's a reason we don't use swarms of war dogs, because people with full auto guns will just mow them down.

>I'm going to gloss over the 15 minute sequence of it stalking and chasing our protagonists
Neato

What does it do in JW, half-assedly chase some bitch in heels? Wowee.

>still no marine expansion
>still no pterosaur expansion
>not even a fucking petting zoo

>the sequel they kill the best character
She wasn't in Lost world or JP3

>that cgi
>bad
Being negative for it's own sake is pretty pathetic, user.

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She chased the girl and was trying to kill the protags while they were trying to heal the raptor in JW.
Stop projecting mate

Incorrect.

>that scene in JW1 when the Pteros are trying to carry the baby Triceatops away from the petting zoo

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It's hilariously bad. What adds to the bad CGI is that the raptor is barely even touching the guy. Gotta keep it PG13.

Quite sure they almost only blew up Russian tanks, partly because the dogs got scared of the gunfire and tried to run back to their side, and because the Russians used Russian tanks to train them to run under them so the dogs went for the KVs and T-34s instead of the Panzers.

Fallen kingdom was such a fucking terrible movie. God damn

Very good argument.

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Give me some good dinosaur games Yea Forums

JW gave me this scene to fap to, so I'm good.

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I thought the original movie used actual models for filming

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How do you feel about Land Before Time user?

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Damn I want her to sit on me

>wasted

I'm right and you're not giving me much to go on , retard.

The t-rex is now framed as a defacto hero character when that is not the case at all. They did the same thing with Blue repping the raptors. If you disagree with me you're wrong, end of discussion.

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Allen is that you?

Childhood fav. Why?

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No reason really. Just felt like posting more dino webms.

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In her defense she's getting on in years at that point. I mean maybe she should still be able to catch her but I'm just throwing that out.

It's pretty fun but not great or anything. But better than a lot of other companies that tried to port their series to an actual game.

is that poop?

Shut up. SHUT UP. Everything new is bad and everything old was flawless!

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>it's a large as fuck dinosaur makes zero sounds while running/walking so regular humans can't hear them episode
Fuck this retarded series.

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Fuck you user now I want to see more school girl raptors who the fuck is the artist

is that fence made out of wood?

This is literally a bird though.

It really isn't "hilariously bad". It's not perfect but neither were the puppet shots in original JP. It's perfectly good for people who aren't intentionally looking for reasons to be offended about.

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both are pretty shit but the isle looks better

>the longest, most elaborate death in the series belongs to some random bimbo
I'm convinced one of the writers wrote that as vore fetish porn.

The franchise needs more cute girl victims.

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no blood ruins this scene. I need 90s blood splats

>I'm right
> If you disagree with me you're wrong, end of discussion

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>make inaccurate bullshit
>try to cover it up with some 'a wizard did it' tier shit

It did seem randomly sadistically drawn out. If she'd been the big bad villain then it might have been understandable.

Yeah you're really proving me wrong with your arguments dude. I guess they changed the definition of arguments to stale reaction image when I was sleeping.

Bro that's a big cock, it yours?

They used animtronics for the close up stuff and CGi for other scenes. Here user have a documentary on dino movie special effects.
youtu.be/96w6TD-8_3U

That time I wasn't trying to argue with you. I'm hust laughing at your defeat.

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how many points did that dino got in stealth? It's like you pick a party clown as avatar and set stealth to 100%

Retards tend to be prone to fits of random laughter, so that makes sense.

juanmao1997 it was tagged with.

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It's a mixture of both. You can tell the difference, when watching the bluray version Close ups = animatronics Full Body = CGI

Depending on the shot the dinosaurs were either physical props or CGI. The film would switch between both methods wherever one would be the most effective and that's why it still looks good. Nowadays people tend to just use CGI in place of everything else instead of alongside it.

>I remember Wonder Woman destroyed itself for me with the final lines about love saving the world
You realize that thats true to her character right?

doesnt get much more creepy

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GO BIG OR GO HOME

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>the virgin meat cuck vs the chad vegan

look at those 4 aloysaurus in the intro

>makes zero sounds while running/walking
This is actually a biological mechanism for big animals, you know. Elephants don't make any sound at all when they walk, they are not giant robots.

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need banana for comparison

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Game?

>or relevant.
full retard

imagine to shit anywhere you are when you want

Jurassic Park

I wonder what evolutionary advantage there was for dinosaurs to spend upwards of 30 seconds roaring at their prey (and roaring after killing prey) instead of just running at them and killing them?

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>good
that's subjective
>relevant
yo what?

>WHen someone says "Hey that guy still has 3 stocks!"

I want to put my head between those thighs

can't tell if that is a woman! Needs more bewbs!

Triggered.

Evolution thread? What are you hoping for in the upcoming update and summer DLC? What dinosaurs would you like to see?

-Explorer ride
-cosmetics like trash cans, flagpoles, benches
-OG's visitor types to cater to

Amargasaurus
Acrocanthosaurus
Therizinosaurus
Daspletosaurus
Argentinosaurus
Shantungosaurus
Magnapaulia
Coelophysis
Oviraptor

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Animals can spend fucking ages just growling and yapping at each other before any actual scuffle takes place

Neither really wants to commit to actual fighting in which they can get hurt, so they each hope to intimidate the opposite into backing down

Jurassic Park isn’t about dinosaurs. It’s about genetically engineered monsters made from the dna of dinosaurs and tons of different other species

Can somebody post more of the chinese girl from Fallen Kingdom?

This is largely the case with humans too, you often get a lot of posturing before a fight.

Yeah maybe between pidgeons and other birds or dogs and other dogs, but you don't see that happen between cats and mice

>don't even jump for a lot of them.
only elephants as far as i know, rhinos propably too

Bros imagine fucking a dinosaur

friendly reminder that pterosaurs were plantigrade animals like humans and bears and thus could never pick something up :^)
and even if they did have bird feet, something like an adult human or a triceratops would be wayyyy too heavy

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>first
excuse me?

I can't imagine a cloaca would feel all that great.

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this shit happens all the time in films, and it really pisses me off

but not in a hunter-prey-relation

not sure about mice but happens a lot with cats

>Amargasaurus
Too small for a sauropod, not "cinematically impressive" enough even though it's one of my favorites. probably never ever.
>Acrocanthosaurus
At best gets the same screentime as the Baryonix
>Therizinosaurus
If it was a threat to the protagonists that could be a fucking awesome scene, really.
>Daspletosaurus
Too bland
>Argentinosaurus
World's largest land animal, could work but the park is already filled with mamenchisaurus, a much more interesting animal that's about just as huge. Not necessary.
>Shantungosaurus
It would just show up on the background with other ornythopods anyway
>Magnapaulia
Have no idea what this is. probably too obscure for the franchise.
>Coelophysis
Could have a dilophosaurus-tier scene.
>Oviraptor
What would they even do? They're not threatening, or beautiful, or huge, or impressive, or cute.

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imagine how'd they fuck up the feel of weight in a tail whip

Anyone likes terror birds better than velociraptors?

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>mediocre
lacks of content and it´s really easy, clearly all the budget went to animations and textures

damn son u mad

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Terror Birds still exist, so no. They're just manlets now instead of towering behemoths.

I hate the new movies so damn much. JP was never a scientifically accurate franchise, but it at least tried to be grounded in reality. There were never dinosaurs teaming up with each other or people trying to weaponize raptors like they're fucking xenomorphs.

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She's a kid.

Dinosaurs still exist too though.

>durr they still exist
>this means they're shit
What kind of logic is this?

I'm talking about the game Jurassic World Evolution, you thundering goofus.

Yes, the first of the two JW movies.

>We got an albino Allosaurus and a quadrupedal edgy raptor instead of this
Ultimasaurus would be 100x cooler than Indominus Rex and Indoraptor. Fuck Jurassic Park for not making Chaos Effect more interesting.

True. We still have crocodiles and birds of prey. It's just a shame that our living terror birds are little assholes instead of glorious giants. Fuck cassowaries.

Because manlet terror birds ARE shit.

is this fucking junji ito?

By that logic you shouldn't like any dinosaur you mental midget

Compies

>No dinosaur was completely covered in feathers. They would have overheated and died.
This is beyond retarded.

Not all dinosaurs were gigantic. Also many would have lived in cooler reasons where a large animal would still want covering (see: mammoths, wooly rhinos, etc.)

Oh. Well, in this case they're all very possible. Daspleto is still pretty bland though.

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Mice are tiny and cats are comparatively very large ambush predators. Birds and other birds do it for the same reason as dogs vs other dogs and likely the same for big dino fellas: They're all generally closer in size and proportion and are more likely to do some sort of damage.

Troodon is compies, they're too small.

Which Tyrannosaurus relative would you want in if Daspleto is too bland?

>Which Tyrannosaurus relative would you want in
Do we even need one?

kind of makes sense given that birds of prey will stand on things they kill in full threat display until they're sure nothing's going to try and take it from them

Amphicoelias lol

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Very intelligent post

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Of course. Can't let Roberta be the sole tyrannosaurid rep.

fuck dinosaurs

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>No actual response
Cope

gotta maintain that PG13 movie, bloodless dismemberment's a usual choice for that even if it looks retarded

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>t rex can get inside visitor's center
>spino can't break into small building
TYRANNOSAUR SUPERIOR
SPINOSAUR INFERIOR

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Would you rather fuck a Dinosaur or a Deathclaw?

Modern birds, including big flightless birds, evolve from small tree hopping avian dinosaurs and not from big avian theropods. It's like comparing small monkeys with big apes.

Deathclaws are too masculine. Definitely a dinosaur.

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>he hasn't seen the tittyclaws

I dont get why the retarded writers still pull muh OG trex when she's supposed to be a elder by now, do they forgot that in JP2 populations of t-rexes actually existed?

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That was Site B, and they were killed by the Spinosaurus. Roberta has been on Nublar since the beginning.

Cassowaries have no relation whatsoever with terror birds. The closest relative of terror birds is the red-legged seriema.

OH NO NO NO NONO O NOONO

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>Walked on all fours because of literal duck legs
>Bite force weaker than a tiger's
>spent most of its time in water because puny limbs can't handle the weight
>chad

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That's a man in a suit. It was confirmed

Wonder if we'll get any more hybrids in Evolution.

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kek

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>still believing that outdated assumption
Theropods can't use their arms to walk with.

Nigger dinos lived during an age where shit was so hot we had monster plants. Learn you some education.

>Because the world was overall hotter there was absolutely no cool place on the entire planet at the time

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They are meat eaters so they dont matter

To be fair Rexy has had an easy life for a Tyrannosaur its pretty reasonable to assume she could live for longer then average stupid gene splicing could also be a factor say she has some turtle DNA that makes her be able to live for 80 years

OH MY FUCKING GOD
FUCKING DINOSAUR
HOLY SHIT
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

Even if he didn't walk on all fours, he still had stubby-ass legs, weak jaw and spent most of the time in the water

>alien covenant.webm

The stubby legs thing is because the guy who made the reconstruction used the legs of a juvenile Spinosaurus on a more mature one's body. As for living in the water that's 100% speculation.

>The stubby legs thing is because the guy who made the reconstruction used the legs of a juvenile Spinosaurus on a more mature one's body
I'm calling bullshit on that. The stubby legs are widely accepted and considered the most accurate reconstruction.

The absolute state of Spinofags

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skeletaldrawing.com/home/theres-something-fishy-about-spinosaurus9112014

The corrected legs are still stubby as hell. You didn't prove shit mate.

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Tell me kid, what dinosaurs have been discovered in the Arctic? Specifically what feathered t rexs?

I love how he bumps into the first building and gains more momentum

1- The arctic wasn't the only cool place on the planet at the time retard

2-Cryolophosaurus. look it up.

Proved that it's not a quadruped.

You can't just call something with legs like that a chad though.

HAPPY FEET! WOMBO COMBO!

>he thinks legs are the only metric by which you call something a chad

Sorry user, but they're real and they're coming for you.
youtube.com/watch?v=tB_YYEZxsBY
youtube.com/watch?v=LLzBXCXfbcg

So no t rex. Thanks for reinforcing my point. And the "cool" climate is nowhere near cold enough. It was temperate. The Earth was warmer everywhere.

Man, Hybrids are extremely hit or miss. Stegoceratops is fucking 10/10, Spinoraptor varies based on how goofy it looks, and there are a few other kind of nice hybrids from Jurassic World: The Game and Jurassic World Alive, but there are so many awful fusions.

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nah mate, you're the retarded one

>Cryo was a 26 ft long feathered theropod
>n-no that doesn't count. It has to be a t-rex
Okay retard.
>The Earth was warmer everywhere
It was warmer then it is now, but there were still cool places. How autistic are you nigger

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Alien Covenant was pretty decent movie, though, you fucking underage mouthbreathers.

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Nigger that's the dragon from Shrek.

This one looks cool if you don't zoom on its face like that

Cute kitty!

>That one episode of BM in whih she's chub thick...

Muh

rekt

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Ankylodocus was such a disappointment. They could have had more Anky stuff like the scutes covering its back and part of the neck and tail. Instead they just stuck the tail club and head plates on a Diplodocus and then tossed ransom spikes on it.

How can human women even compete?

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*slips on blood*

Dinosaurs were invented by Steven Spielberg, there is no basis for them in science

what do you call a blind dinosaur

a doyouthinkhesaurus

haha

Blue with owen is the best thing to happen.

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>released animals millions of years old into a completely different ecology
>"lmao they alive like me"

What the fuck, they napalmed the island just to prevent them from getting off in the book

funny how capitalism works

at least it works, gomrade.

worse death.
She choked to death in stomach acid
he swallowed her alive...

What did the herbivores ever do to deserve this or the gas

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>The message of the second film was that "Dinosaurs are now living with us, you can't kill them, there is nothing you can do and you just have to get used to it"

Literally what did they mean by this?

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Exist. If theyre in breeding pairs, theyre giant fucking eating machines introduced into an ecosystem where they have no natural predators except the carnivores who probably will go for easier prey regardless, it's the same with Lionfish today in the Atlantic(I think lmao, its been a minute)
From the wikipedia summary
>In a new U.S. Senate hearing, Dr. Malcolm declares the beginning of a Neo-Jurassic Age, where humans and dinosaurs must learn to coexist. The closing scenes show the freed dinosaurs roaming wilderness and outer urban areas.

Imagine all those bears or coyotes digging through garbage scares except its a carnosaur or something lmao

don't make dinosaurs

Nah. IRL they'd be easily kept in a zoo. They weren't those blood-thirsty giant monsters you see in the JP universe.
You could also easily put some triceratops and brontosaurus in the wild, they wouldn't change much. Modern predators would still hunt them.

Yes I'm sure a crocodile or a lion are going to hunt brontosaurs.

It literally is the JP universe though. They ARE all blood-thirsty giant monsters. The discussion is that the movie is trying to portray it as some happy thing when it's a goddamn nightmare, a bunch of genetic monstrosities being unleashed all over the world.

That looks like it's straight out of Monster Hunter

>defends cringe CGI
>saves cringe images
>all about a cringe movie
cringe

Why does the new JP game have such shitty building?! I just want to make dinos but this stupid fucking game is dog shit for trying to do something as construct new shit.

They are giant monsters in the JP franchise, but i'm talking about the actual animals
Okay, maybe brontosaurus and triceratops may be too much for shit like lions and cougars seeing they have trouble hunting even wilderbeest and bisons, so maybe something smaller would be alright.
These could fit easily in the modern african ecosystem, no?

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>be me
>into femdom
>a vorefag too
I can't watch these fucking movies because I just get a fucking boner

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>le cringe cringe cringe
have sex

Good thing you were you
Imagine being someone else

The dinosaurs were genetically engineered or some shit. She was a clone of the park owners daughter created with the same technology used to make the dinosaurs. They were going to let the dinosaurs die because they didn't agree with playing God, which carried the implication she didn't deserve life either. She freed them because they deserved the same chance of life she did.

That bothered me too, the game has exceedingly limited building space (specially if want to have big dinosaurs that require colossal fences) and is EXTREMELY demanding about even the tiniest of ground level disparities.

Not to mention it's extremely hard to be efficient with space AND make it look good at the same time, since you can put shit anywhere but can only rotate to specific positions. JPOG's grid based system was superior.

Don't try to argue about global temperatures with people from this website.

>He browses Yea Forums constantly and doesn't wish to be someone else
Okay faggot

Please fuck off back to >>>/reddit/
The world is 3000 years old and dinosaurs were contemporary with man. The jewish stanist elite is funding """scientists""" who say dinos had feather to encourage young men to become faggots.

God I loved Jurassic World simply because it realized I have a fetish for haughty "Don't touch me you filthy peasant" women to slowly being brought down a peg, getting dirtier and dirtier and finally embracing their "Plow me right here, right now you filthy mongrel" desire.

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So, is this game any good or...?

nah

>"mouthbreathers"
>implying that it's actually 2 people and not one person samefagging

You know, I never thought about it that way. But, thats why I really enjoyed her "character". Thanks user

JPOG isn't really that much more advanced. Maybe at the time it was pretty cool, and it's still fun now, but it's not really missing that much.

The only thing I'd like to see moved over would be more guest interaction.

This is a videogame about a movie about pretend dinosaurs that didn't exist you absolute fucking faggots

Direct downgrade from JP:OG in all ways except graphical fidelity

They need to add some terrain tools and guest shit

haha what a convenient and wacky ending!

Why is this kinda scene lighting so common? It looks like shit

Kind of a late post, but the scenes with the velociraptor's nesting in the Lost World novel was super fucked up.

the raptors all had mad cow disease and since it was clear the cloning procedure was making monsters and essentially throwing them out into Site B and picking up the survivors to transfer to Site A, the raptors had no patriarch or matriarch figure to teach pack behaviors, so they would tear the young to pieces. It was a super gross and depressing when in comparison to the movies where they were brutal killing machines but intelligent.

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I read "Raptor Red" too, user. Good stuff.

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They continually are adding in more stuff, just like Planet Coaster. Right now its about the same in comparison to JPOG but prettier. The only thing I'm a bit disappointed in is the lack of herd/pack behavior in the AI hunting and fleeing. And I'd like to see juveniles grow into adulthood.

Its a very pretty game though.

>that decorative rice paper fence though

Look at it a diffrent way. The death penalty is part of the process of justice and necessary for maintaining society. Carrying out the death penalty is a good thing. Looking at pornography is a leisure activity, potentially addictive and possibly lead to sexual dysfunction. Looking at pornography is neutral at best and possibly negative.

>[dinosaur autists have entered the thread]

Her cleavage was the one thing that made JW1 worthy.

What the hell does that post have to do with Raptor Red? He was just trying to start shit by pointing out something everybody already knows.

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I wanna fuck that raptor.

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He actually knew the difference and met with paleontologist about it, but chose velociraptor because it sounded cooler.

Yeah, and this is the Jurassic World game where they explicitly state they engineered velociraptors and other dinosaurs to look cool, not be historically accurate.

Parasauralophus is cool as fuck. Fite me.

This thread was ours from the beginning. Leave

I assume that dude was joking by implying that dude was only trying to correct people about Utahraptors because he read Raptor Red

>Looking at pornography is neutral at best and possibly negative.
Only if you're already mentally damaged to the point that looking at porn somehow makes you into a rapist.

That's because theropods were the one with feathers dipshit.

>so hot we had monster plants
Wut? That's not why plants got bigger at all.

Beasts of Bermuda > Isle

So, realistically speaking, if sea dinos actually suddenly reappeared, would they be able to survive? Would they get fucked by pollution?
And I mean real sized dinosaurs, not stuff like the ultra giant mosasaur in the goddamn movies.

pomf

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The issue with this is that while some theropods most definitely have feathers, the game of paleontology means you have tons of missing fossil records, gaps of millions of years across a vast amount of species, so it means you have a literal guess that this species had feathers because its cousin from 20 million years ago had it at some point in its life. But thats just the field, educated guessing and assumptions until proven right or wrong. The issue is concept artists take this news make ridiculous illustrations that all dinosaurs had feathers.

Like the popular imagery that the T Rex was feathered because a distant ancestor at a young age showed evidence of some sort of insulated feathering, but nothing else in the fossil record has any indication of it.

Its frustrating because one side screams about feathers, and the other side screams that all of them had it, but neither are educated on it to any extent.

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I wouldn't be surprised if they started unbalancing the ecosystem by eating big predators. They were still big as shit user. A Great white reaches 7 meters at the very best

fwoof

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porn can be addictive (experts debate this, but evidence is mounting)
>So far, the brains of compulsive porn users resemble the brains of alcoholics watching ads for a drink, reports Voon in a 2013 British documentary called "Porn on the Brain."
apa.org/monitor/2014/04/pornography
porn can induce sexual dysfunction
medicalnewstoday.com/articles/317117.php

I personally dont care if you look at porn & I wouldnt try to outlaw it or anything, but I view porn as 'worse' than the death penalty, which I think is (for the most part) a force for good in society.

>all of these replies
this user is right minus the feathers.
jurassic park raptors are based on utahraptors.
they only used the veloci name because it sounds cooler

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imo these look cooler than naked dinos

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Well of course they would become the apex predator, but would they have enough food to survive?
Their biggest estimated size is around 17m, but it seems most were around 5-7m too.

The issue is the normal food source for apex sea predators is very specific.

Ancient sea predators just wouldn't have the ability to survive in modern day oceans.

>race realism = dino edition
good book

>minus the feathers.
what

What if Dinos wagged their tails when they saw humans or if they were called good boys?

Just because they look dangerous doesn't mean they were aggressive
Dogs can bite but most of them just want pets

But reptiles (as well as amphibians and fish) are ectotherms. They get almost all of their heat from their environments. They maintain their body temperatures behaviorally, by choosing what environment to hang out in and what position to put their body in. If they are cold, they go bask in the sun to absorb radiation heat or lay on a warmed rock to absorb conducted heat. If they are hot, they lay on a cool rock in the shade to lose heat by conduction or soak in a cool stream to lose heat by convection. To maintain a relatively constant body temperature, they are constantly moving between warm and cool areas to adjust their body temperature one direction or another.

Many ectotherms rely on their ability to adjust their body temperatures quickly, and this ability depends on creating large driving forces of heat exchange. If an ectothermic reptile were to have an insulation layer, like fur, it would reduce its ability to adjust its body temperature by conduction and convection. It would lose its heat slowly and not be able to replace it fast enough. In the end, it would become too cold. It may seem paradoxical, but a lizard in a fur coat would likely die of cold-related physical issues (if not embarrassment).

the-scorpion-and-the-frog.blogspot.com/2012/09/why-reptiles-wont-wear-fur.html

explain this, featherfags

They've all got a place somewhere. In the context of JP you could have both running around. Ingen could probably breed these happy lads if they really wanted to.

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Eddie literally dies the exact same way and we dont see a spec of gore or blood

I think the real question here is who would win, an orca or a mosasaur?

there's no proof that they had feathers

they look pretty being depicted that way though

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>death penalty is better for society than porn
You autistic fuck. Everything can be addictive to a person. Porn especially when it plays such a strong impact on your brain chemistry. Every porn connoisseur knows that jerking off all the time leaves you exhausted and bored. It's wisest to jerk off responsibly and in moderation. Keeps you effective and your masturbation all the more pleasurable!

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>The six foot tall beasts we see in Jurassic Park are actually Utahraptors.
Deinonychus

Utahraptors were bigger

But most dinos aren't reptiles.

Man I wish Blue was male.

A pack of orcas would murder a mosasaur horribly. The intelligence gap is insane.

because the target audience for these movies is the chinese and blood is a no-no

But orcas wouldn't know how to "deal" with a dinosaur, do you think they would be able to figure it out quickly?
Goddamn orcas are so fucking cool.

>size of chickens
>covered in feathers
I think you're thinking of chickens you retard

Marine reptile user. Not a dinosaur.

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I bet dinosaurs would like scritches.

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all dinos are reptiles

This is why I only masturbate every other day desu.
Indulging in anything for too long will make said thing unpleasurable.

>he thinks a chad cares about leg day.

Enjoy your virgin lifestyle

>there's no proof
Sure, but that's the most accurate reconstruction possible. Archaeopteryx had feathers, birds have feathers, that dinosaur tail in the amber had feathers. Why wouldn't raptors have them?

Gonna need a bigger axe.

More buildings/customization

it's even worse when they point a pistol to someone's face

Did you know, the Asteroid that impacted Earth and caused Dinos to go extinct actually threw so much material into space that some of it went into various orbits and even reached the surface of Mars, Titan, Europa and other bodies of our solar system.

I am not making this up

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It's not for the dino

I fucking hate this pg13 pandering, even the shitty sequels to the original showed some blood, if human being was fucking charged with enough speed to throw him that far into the air there would be ruptured abdomens, spilled guts, eviscerated limbs, dismemberment, massive trauma enough to rupture blood vessels.
Those people would be fucking on the ground on the next scene if nobody carried them away.

This will look terrible in 5-10 years.

>There could randomly be a dinosaur fossil on Mars
>Scientists might find it one day and make the silly assumption that aliens transported it there for some reason many years ago

Reminder that the reason dinosaurs and megafauna even existed was because of increased oxygen levels of earth at the time. Dinosaurs couldn't even exist in modern times without grandma oxygen tanks strapped to them at all times

Beyond retarded, they were gliders more than anything

one orca vs one Mosasaurus, I'd say they're evenly matched. Orcas may be pretty strong and have a lot of meat, but Mosasaurus teeth are pretty dangerous and they were pretty big

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we have some pretty cool dinosaurs left I think

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Because she's a dumb broad. Her entire character is "book smart/street dumb" business woman. But Bryce Dallas Howard is a fetching woman. Whoever would've thought Opie had it in him.

>But reptiles (as well as amphibians and fish) are ectotherms.
You're incorrectly assuming all dinosaurs were reptiles when they werent.

Imagine a really angry Turkey with teeth and claws

>dinosaurs with oxygen tanks and gas masks
Sounds steampunk as fuck.

But you just proved they do with your gif, user.

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feather fags please fuck off

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You're telling something multiple tons that literally thuds around snuck up on this dude running?

The largest orcas are like half the size of a mosasaur, one-on-one it wouldn't even be a contest.

>and megafauna
Aren't humans literally part of the Megafauna?

Neither would the Mosaur, it would just start chasing an orca straight into a fucking ambush of orcas biting it's fins from all sides until it can't even swim.

>implying owls are birds

nah, their maximum sizes might be smaller, but if a baby t-rex hatched now it wouldn't just choke and die. Plus, until very recently we had plenty of megafauna around

name a dino that wasnt a reptlile and the class it belongs in.

Where my azhdarchid niggas at?

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You expect faggots from california to know how big a free range chicken can get?
Even free range chickens have shrunk because of human interference.

I remember everyone losing their shit (read:SJWs) about this woman dying. I think she was the first female to die in any Jurassic Park film and they said this was "cruel".
This death is "cruel" in a series where a guy saves all the main characters and then is ripped in twain right after by two T-Rexes.

Yeah, what is he, retarded? They're the fucking Flatwoods monsters

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are birds reptiles? Are mammals reptiles? Both descended from reptiles but are they still? A lot of the later dinosaurs probably had active lifestyles and were endothermic. At what point do you draw the line?

Pretty sure we still had tons of giant mammoths and sloths and shit only a few thousand years ago.

The kids reported that the thing was 10 feet tall. Even if it's on a branch that was one big ass fucking owl

ALAN

>I remember everyone losing their shit (read:SJWs) about this woman dying
Are you ok, guy? Everyone loved that shitty movie.

That doesn't mean people didn't cry to the heavens about toxic masculinity about this one moment in the entire movie.

Where is your proof that dinosaurs weren't reptilian and avians didn't evolve from them

Mammals are distant enough from reptiles so they are in a different category, I guess.
Birds have too much in common with them. Crocodiles are closer to birds than other reptiles, they have scales, they lay eggs, they act similar, shit like that.

A few thousand years ago the romans were marching in britiain. We had mammoths and sloths a tens of thousands of years ago, maybe even a hundred years ago.

No one did, though. Maybe one or two schizos, but there really wasn't an outrage.

>He STILL thinks that the JP3 T rex is juvenile
lmao

Not a drop of blood despite getting mauled by a raptor
The new movies have no balls

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As a turkey hunter, I can tell you that sounds horrifying.

Barn owls are really cute when they don't try to look like satanic ayy lmaos

What blood was there in the originals, some ketchup on the end of a fake arm in 1? Some red water in 2?

These garbage modern hollywood movies have the chinese as a target audience. Depictions of blood, skeletons, and extreme violence are not allowed in dog eater land.

SUM WUZ KINGZ AND SHIT

People don't just explode into blood confetti like in video games, you turd.

Blood is heavy and pretty viscous. It sticks to clothes and doesn't flow quickly unless the bleeding is deeply venous or arterial. A few bites and scratches isn't going to paint the floors right away.

Apparently her character was supposed to be a huge bitch and the over-the-top death would be her comeuppance. But her scenes got cut so this unassuming background character got it rough for seemingly no reason.

Nigger you know nothing.

>481 replies
Damn. Yea Forums likes dinosaurs. I too think modern games are lacking dinosaurs though. A new Dino crisis would be pretty cool

>watch a movie about dinosaurs raping people
>but not allowed to depict dinosaurs
>on their way home they throw a cat in a dirty vat of boiling sewage for din din
Fucking bug people

I love that the artist took inspiration from bone vultures because they are some of the most A E S T H E T I C animals on the planet. I wonder if there is any evidence that raptors had parrot like voice boxes. Because if so it would be horrifying hearing one attempting to mimic human speech like a parrot as it hunts you like an animal.

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THAT GIANT PTERADON did NOT just

fucking
hover
sideways

to land on that lighthouse

Holy shit I'm glad I never saw this movie. If I made it that far into the film, I'd probably have just gotten up and left.

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>just take a few bites to the face and neck from a raptor for 20 seconds youll be fine blood will stay in your body

I think vultures in general kind of tend to have that almost dinosaur look.

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WHAT DO ZOMBIES HAVE THAT DINOSAURS DON'T, CAPCOM?

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They got off anyway though and cliff hanger.

So did they name the Velociraptor after Velocity? Because it sounds metal as fuck, like Speedosaur

Ark is a pretty cool dinosaur sandbox game.

how do you fuck up a Bayronyx that badly? Like it never had that awkward 80-90s vintage dino look this is literally a crocodiles head on a generic theropod body, they even forgot its fucking giant hand claw that its known for Im fuming

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The poachers would have them dead in just years, at least those not in a zoo.
Can you imagine the sudden market for potency pills made from dinosaur-whatever? The chinks would pay millions for it, just like today.

Pretty much. "Swift Seizer"

Instead of voice boxes, imagine if they were like Lyrebirds and could perfectly mimic literally anything they heard.
>Walking through the forest
>Hear frogs croaking, think nothing of it
>Frogs get closer and closer
>Turn around
>Raptor jumps out at you while whispering in your ear "it's free real estate"

seeYeah. It's 'cause of the Utahraptor comment.

People used to read books in the past, it's true.

>I SHOWED YOU MY FEATHERS, PLEASE RESPOND

Dromaeosaur which are avian dinosaurs

The JP universe dinos aren't dinosaurs you dumb nigger. They are literally monsters. The scientists make them look like more unique than they actually were to attract more people to the park. The book says so at least

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when will they learn

They do bring it up in the movies

>some dinosaurs didnt look dopey

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Megafauna means "really big beasts". Humans are on the small-medium side of the size range.

>Humans are on the small-medium side of the size range
I don't know where you are basing that from. Humans are fucking huge.

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how do you not give the "heavy claw" it's giant built in meat hook the designers are hacks HACKS

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What are you, a hamster?

Good thing that's literally either at the end or post-credits. I forget. Took my mother to see it.

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I always felt sorry for sharptooth, he had to eat just like any dinosaur

Megafauna generally refer to elephants and whales and shit.

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Get one specimen of every animal that has ever existed and put them all in one place. The human would visibly be on the "very big" category.

I like that raptor image a lot. My issue with a lot of modern dinosaur depictions (and the reason why I think they are so reviled) is because frequently people draw dinosaurs with feathers solely to be edgy, like "Yeah, WE know the truth about dinosaurs! They're cute and fluffy and you're gonna have to deal with it." instead of just trying to depict the animal.
The reason why feathered dinosaurs are hated is because the proponents of feathered dinsoaurs are antagonistic, and it isn't that common that pieces like the raptor are shown instead of shit like pic related

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Being 6 feet tall doesn't make something a megafauna. Even compared to our own relatives we're puny compared to gorillas and chimpanzees.

Would have liked Dinosaur shows like the ones in Zoo Tycoon.

Set up a stadium to watch raptors do tricks.

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If you say so

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adorable