>sister comes home
>tells me video games time is over
>whips out her dick
Sister comes home
This but unironically
God i fucking wish
Sisters don't have penises. They have vaginas.
Video games.
I wish I had a sister honestly.
>ywn cuddle and develop ultimate form of love as you kiss her cervix
Sad!
Do you know that you made the thread before. The same thing, albeit quite a hell of a hell. Why your sister has a dick, whether she's a strange revelation or something. I don't understand myself, but maybe you can open more family relationships in the next thread.
>her
I'm sorry user...
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Suck her off while playing with her nipples and sticking a dildo up her ass, the sooner she blows her load the sooner you can get to video games
No you don't. All my sisters are whores.
Stop ruining my dream with your dumb "reality" and "truth".
My sisters are bossy but I like fucking with them
*fucking them
Fixed
*fucking them
GOD I wish I had a sister.
i have a sister and the thought of it makes me cringe, maybe its because shes ugly doe dunno
No, fuck you guys.
My sister ended up being pretty passive, but I've heard a lot of anons here complain about them being complete bitches. And I'd believe em. I'm just glad mines not that way.
Maybe if she was an older sister.
How do I get a pseudo older sister? Do I just have to make friends with a girl and hope I can get close enough to be able to hug her and have her pet my head? That's what older sisters do right?
>just like my animes!! - the thread
You're all unironically pathetic and should kill yourselves.
Real sisters are obviously nothing like that but incest is god tier fetish, let a man fantasize
>That's what older sisters do right?
Time to drop your average weeb intake, user.
>Not having a little sis who you can teach to become the perfect imouto
Why even live
I unironically want to fuck my sister.
>Little sister comes home
>Tells me video game time is over
>Whips out her strap-on
>I tell her that this party is getting crazy, let's rock
Just kidding, right?
I like one of my sisters, the other is so bossy that it's ridiculous. She is 31 years old and she will hand me a basket and tell me to close it instead of closing it herself. She also takes bites out of food or licks frosting off of doughnuts and puts them back. It's ridiculous.
>ywn an ara ara~ older sister
>Sister comes over
>"Hey bro, let's play some videogames"
>She sits on my lap and we play vidya all day
No, she's four years younger than me and really cute.
A lot of women are fucking PEAK lazy.
If you ever hear someone complain about doing laundry for any reason other than hauling it to a laundromat, they're a lazy piece of shit, no exceptions.
You'll get over it. All women hit the wall eventually, usually in their early to mid 20s. There's only so much makeup can do.
>getting bullied by your sister
>tfw have dumbish older sister
>lose to sister in video game
>makes me lick her cunny as punishment
No, fuck your sister. How many times do I need to say it?
I have two older sisters and I don't particularly like either of them.
That's not healthy, user.
>"punishment"
Cunnilingus is the gayest straight activity
I love my sister but not that way.
I lost my virginity to my big sister cause "no one would take her little bro away"
She has bpd