Why is Yea Forums so upset about Borderlands 3?

If you give money to Gearbox you are the cancer that is killing the industry.

This really hits home doesn't it user?

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Hope Torgue shotguns still fire a salvo of mini rockets like in 2.

It references that stupid mouth agape face that numales make whenever put on camera, to the point that they self-select them as profile pictures.

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So yeah, basically you've just answered my question. Real insults are hard, le epic wojaks are easier. Kys retard

It pretty obviously means it’s not masculine.

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oh and here's this version

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>it's not closetgayest shit ever
Oh, ok. And?

reminded me

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You are just so basic, it isn't worth the effort. If you want real insults, you have to earn them. Wojak just so perfectly captures what you are.

>masculine is closet gay

You got fucken exposed.

You can have this

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Who the fuck are you 'This'ing? Are you a bot or a South-American?

>it isn't worth the effort
>you have to earn them
>perfectly captures
Whatever you say, you lazy unoriginal faggot. Neck yourself

Writing is SJW as fuck
Reddit humor
Ugly art style
Randy Shitford

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I hope they still have that sweet cocking sound.

My mom didn't let me play any borderland game because the angry man on the cover was satanic according to her. I feel like I really missed out. Is it too late?

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>wants original insults
>just says kys twice in a row

Wish i had a wojak for you pal, i can't think of a good insult. Oh wait here's a nice one. Please shoot yourself!

Being naturally masculine is fine.
Deliberately struggling to make something masculine will always turn out gay as shit.

Randy needs all the "good press" he can get, so the media deflects all the bad shit he has done in so little time.

Fuck that guy, and fuck Gearbox.
Both of these entities are on the shit-list with Bethesda and Todd Howard.

That wasn't an insult, though, just a friendly advice :^)

Imagine being so young that your mom forbid you from playing Borderlands. Also imagine her thinking that anything spooky-looking is satanic.

t. Christian with a religious grandmother who bought him Mortal Kombat games as a child

Based depressive loser millennial

Well, yeah, most of what's posted now is either just a downvote or some posturing nonsense. It's no time machine, but you're free to pretend this helps. I sure do.
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By the way, didn't Burch quit years ago? This might not be so bad if they fix the scaling, and don't lock you in a tiny room for 5 minutes anytime some dialogue plays like in TPS.

It really is embarrassing seeing how pitchford is OBSESSED with being a "bad ass" when he's just a total fucking charlatan and creepy weirdo.

This guy is Cliffy B tier. Why do people support this company? I'm genuinely curious.

They are fun with friends, I never got into the max level farming scene though.

Buy the bl2 GOTY and get some friends to play it with.

Pitchford is a likeable and goofy retard
Cliffy B legit got his head up his ass

I'm actually so hyped i reinstalled second one.

>Pitchford is a likeable and goofy retard

You can't be fucking serious

Feminism is awesome

>dialogue volume zero
>subtitles off
>put on your own music

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O B S E S S E D

Randy is a huge cunt who releases a broken game based on a major IP with bullshot advertising and then calls everyone who got burned entitled.

He doesn't make me feel disgusted as many people in the industry are and I genuinely think he's somewhat passionate about the whole shitshow their games are sometimes.

Found the söy.

Haven't heard about that. The stuff I had heard was put together as mildly as it can be.
I'm not saying I don't believe you, I really haven't heard this before.

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Nah, I go for the deadpan autist stare too because I don't like smiling, but I'm not going to pretend that people that have enough self confidence to at least try to look like they have emotions are inherently bad for it. Its a stupid face, but it means nothing,

you know why? because Yea Forums is full of SEETHING boomers that hate randy because he took funding away from cringe dead games like duke "le epic chew bubblegum and kick ass!!! cool man badass!!!" and boring ass aliens shit for CHADLANDS

It's just kissless virgins who are angry at their life and leash out at anyone. At heart, they are tumblarites who need their outrage.

this

Same here. First time trying out Krieg. Did they say what the update next week is going to bring to the old BL games? A couple of features for BL1, but is thery any update to the 2 and the other one?

That said feeling when you realize Warframe is doing it too.

quality

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hahahaha
try telling that to the virgins who did that their whole life.

imagine defending a pedophile this much

Flashback to Randy getting a "death threat"

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Gearbox has never made a good game. Even EA managed it

>NOTHING is MORE BADASS than TREATING a WOMAN with RESPECT

Holy shit this cannot be real

spotted the tumblerite who is thirsty for outrage

i mean he never says it was a letter right?

blue shift and opfor would like a word

Dad, I'm pretty sure the comment is actually sarcasm based on the games that they said, please come home, we are worried, you keep just living off a storage unit.

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I would still defend a pedophile, before I would ever defend Anthony Burch.

>Upset

Lmao, I never had any hope for this game and the few faggots on here desperate to talk about it are only here because the game's too new for a general on /vg/ yet so they can circlejerk over their waifus in their echo chamber. Gearbox is a joke developer who have proven time and time again to be nothing but awful, yet put in some "cute" cartoon girls with quirky dialogue and the neckbeards will eat that shit right up, regardless of the quality of the actual game.

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sure faggot sure

Thank god Anthony Burch is out of the team.

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WHERE WERE THE FUCKING EPIC PENGUIN OF DOOM MEMES IN THE TRAILER??

its a damn classic user

get b2 and have fun

Telling shills to fuck off is not being upset.
The last good Borderlands was the first one.

Thank God we're not him, too.

>NOTHING is MORE BADASS than BEATING a WOMAN with EQUALITY

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2 was probably the most blatantly shilled game on Yea Forums.

what happened to burch? quick google has him leaving riot and his twitter deleted

Technically speaking, treating a woman as your equal is considered respectful, and I don't take shit from people who should know better. In a round about way this could be taken as implying one shouldn't take a womans shit.

Unless it means 'respect' where you praise her, give her anything she wants, and basically treat her like a spoiled child, and never dare take a step or say a word out of turn.

>get b2 and have fun
But borderlands 2 is almost unbearable, at least recommend the first one.

>mfw we meet torgue
>i still didnt know who is vladof?

i am still waiting, maybe how is borderlands will be the brother of torgue.

everything here eventually boils down to "I don't like thing"

Because Yea Forums cannot see a game without using politic goggles.

Dunno, but getting booted out of Riot of all fucking people should tell you everything you need to know about his career options

I respect the fuck out of a woman's accountability and acceptance of responsibility

I just think Borderlands has terrible writing, I don't give a fuck about the politics, I can't stand playing Borderlands 2 for more than an hour or two before I start getting pissed off that the NPCs never stop getting worse.

I'm severely fortunate to be neither Anthony Burch nor Randy Pitchford, and this is my visage.

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Exactly. Nicely put.

Whiny bitches cry the loudest and in the open.
There's a lot more glad and hype. Stop looking at cancer and thinking that's the truth.

Respect is earned, not given. Common courtesy and decent manners should be expected, though, and most people I've met, male and female both, outside the former Confederate states are assholes par excellence who need to realize that their behavior gets you taken outside and slapped around a bit in more civilized cultures.

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Not necessarily, plenty of stuff also boils down to
>I like thing
because apparently thoughts more complex than this are beyond the scope of most people.

I like to think that manners is respect for yourself

It's very clearly being shilled here, as the other Borderlands we're.

BL3 is going to be written like BL1. BL2 and TPS are the only ones who were writting by Burch. I liked BL2 when I was a teenager because of the meme culture back then. But it aged really bad now. the more serious missions are fine tho. since they aren't bloated with DUDE MEMES. TPS is just a shit show altogether

POST YFW YOU AREN'T RANDY PITCHFORD

>Respect is earned, not given. Common courtesy and decent manners should be expected, though
The latter is also commonly referred to as showing some respect.

You still haven't caught on that that was trolls messing with you?

I bet you're one of those faggots who say you just want tolerance while you suck off forty-seven strangers in a public restroom but then turn around and get mad when I tell you you're gonna catch something that doesn't wash off and I should respect your lifestyle while organizing a Pride Month with parades every weekend celebrating sucking off random men on piss-stained tile.

And if not, the point remains valid. You can treat someone in a proper manner while not having an ounce of respect for them.

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This.

>You can treat someone in a proper manner while not having an ounce of respect for them.
Yes. Unless you conflate those concepts in which case no.

you don't have corrections on static text

If you do, then you live in a horrible place destined to decline to nightmare barbarism. Some advice: buy guns, don't turn them in when they come knocking.

I see your point. There are some good jokes here and there, but most of the characters has either zero personality or just irritating.