>crocodile character
>not a single attack that involves biting in his entire moveset
one job.
Crocodile character
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He's a crocodile man, like you are a monkey man
>his croc run doesn't hurt people
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The taunt really should do damage, at least.
>implying I'm not also a crocodile man
BURY MY SHELL AT WOUNDED KNEE!
the belly attacks were clearly of higher importance
Go away, subhuman.
He's a pirate king who happens to be a croc. That's like expecting Jax to rape and steal in MK.
>squishy armor
Pirate king, you say?
he is very strong
Hes a cutie.
He's a croc of culture, not a barbarian.
No.
This
That is a chad gallop of dominance to show off the majesty of the male body, can't expect a low test virgin to understand
based
I kinda wanted the croc to pop up from the water at the end and gobble up the flamingo
c o c o d r i l o
The bird shitting on the road it knows the humans have to cross. Absolute disrespect.
>monkey character
>not a single attack that involves throwing poop in his entire moveset
one job.
yeah but he does jump on you and attack your face like a monkey
>plumber character
>not a single attack that involves fucking your wife
Seriously wtf Sakurai?
imagine getting cucked by mario
jesus christ
You unimaginative bore.
>italian character
>not a single attack that involves betraying your allies and joining the other side
one job.
Whatever homie. At least I have the Klaptrap assist.
I'd understand if my wife went through with it if she had a chance to fuck Mario. Just as I expect she'd understand if I fucked Princess Peach.
The belly is always the most important!