Okay, seriously, who in their right mind would ever pick Left over Right?

I pick this qt3.14 instead

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1.) Actual personality
2.) Doesn't have a fake unrealistic body
3.) Would probably give you hell of a blowjob (Cindy probably never even had sex)

>Noctis didn't bone her when worst girl finally died
what a fucking fag

>glasses
>tattoos
>smokes
Who in their right mind pick the dyke on the right over the cutie on the left?

Glasses are moe tho

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we went to amsterdam last week with my friends, and they said they saw a whore who looked just like nico but with blonde hair and they lost their shit, I had to listen to them talk about her all day
we're talking about "chads", at least according to this shithole, who only know about nico because I showed her to them, so I guess anyone who actually fucks girls irl would pick right over left

well yeah. when you're at that section theres literally no more choices to make in the game

Get your astigmatism out of my nearsighted contact wearing face bitch

Only on cute and sexy girls

Any sane man

designated megane girls are always always complete cunts or insufferably timid. into the trash

>insufferably timid.
That's what women should be, bot loudmouth tomboys
Eat some read meat and less candy for breakfast

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You just don't understand moe, I mean like a cute girl in a maid dress wearing glasses and coughing up blood

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How was she a cid? Does she literally just repair your car or does she build you a ship later?

This thread is going to be filled with shitposting and cope but comparing them side by side, I'm genuinely impressed by Nico's character design. Her vest is stained as a mechanic's might be, she's adorned with a broader set of tools as a mechanic should be, she's got flaws such as the smoking and things that give her more character such as the tattoos (like them or not) while still having a nice body. She's also got a realistic skin tone that doesn't look sprayed-on.

Compared to Nico, Cindy looks like a ditzy booth babe that couldn't troubleshoot a loose TV cable let alone a car.

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>Doesn't have a fake unrealistic body
not everyone is a fat fuck like you are

People who prefer blondes.

i'm blonde

post bulge

i'm not gay

I never said you are

L O N D O N ?
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>Cindy probably never even had sex
And that's a bad thing

I like the vest, while she's supposed to be building things she has a snap-on attachment for it that changes the vest into a full leather shirt or front-apron. She's believable as an inventor/mechanic and her overall look fits into her trying really hard to be CUHRAYZEE like Nero and Dante.

>Doesn't have a fake unrealistic body
Protip: she does not exist. She is a collection of computer code that make colors on pixels.

alright user heres the thing
i've been forcing out multiple orgasms before i get soft and i still need more time to recover before i can get it up again

People with taste for the most part

But why me peepee get hard if she no real on screen?

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Every sane man with healthy mind.

left obviously because she's a perfect barbie doll, but right has the advantage of being an actual person you could fuck which is hotter in its own way. jerk off to normal looking girls some time, you'll know what i mean.

I don't care if it's hard or soft

I want the Scrap Queen and Nico, is that okay user?

>Nintendo fan
>is a syboy
Imagine my shock

this

SE sucks cock at creating dialogue and character

Attack the argument and not the pic I posted. If I had another shrugging image I'd have used that since seeing Nintendo characters affects your ability to think properly.

Cindey is love, Cindey is life

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>she has fun personality xD
Personality literally doesn't matter. A girl should be as bland as possible, quiet, and pretty.

Y'all gay niggas want a boyfriend

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Wheres the cute and funny option?

>two different characters made by two different companies in two different types of games and two different types of styles aren't the same
Wow, man, you're a genius.

Right here

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keep fapping to cartoons you queer

Girls that could be replaced with a bodypillow and you wouldn't know the difference are boring desu

right actually makes stuff

Someone who wants an actually attractive woman with breasts that doesn't look like white trash? Because based on looks Nico can't even fucking compete.

I don't like tats.

They did great with TWEWY

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I'd rather fap to cartoons than Jordan Peele with a shitty fake accent

You clearly never had a timid and shy girlfriend who cooks and cleans

I was literally talking about a whore on the street m8
I think you're just mad

Correct, and one is better. I'm starting to think that because Cindy is a FFXV character that this is just a Barry thread and I'm being tricked

Hmm Cidney as DMC5 Nico would be a really cool mod to replace the EX costume.

Yep, definitely picking right

It's not, it's just landwhales telling you that Cindy is unrealistic because she has a chest size larger than a B without being a landwhale herself.

Now let's see them chop that up into voiced cutscenes on a budget

>people like a FFXV xcharacter, that must mean my nemesis is tricking me!
Okay then.

right

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Fair enough

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straight white males.

Tbh i need someone around who does have a personality so i have energy to bounce off of since i'm completely boring otherwise
Playful bickering is fun so personally i like tsuns, or genkis since they're chatty and happy all the time also preferably cunny

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I actually hate Nico, Cindy had the capacity to be much more charming, and shes hotter for sure. But ffxv is a fucking horrible game and dmc5 is great so there you go, inb4 Barry.

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>It's not, it's just landwhales
Stopped reading, attack the argument without adhom.

But my point is that by looking at Nico, I can point out about a dozen things that imply elements of her character. Can you tell me just by looking at Cindy what kind of person she is? One character design is objectively better, I don't care which one you like better. That's not my business, I'm just comparing designs. In my opinion Nico is more attractive solely because her design is more fleshed out but I understand if people prefer the idyllic Cindy, she's just objectively more boring from a design perspective.

Depends on what we doing.. Is she going to repair my car, or wash it in a bikini?

yea but only an absolute faggot would actually care about this. Purely for fucking (the only thing women are good for) left is far superior.

But that's the argument. See for "Doesn't have a fake unrealistic body". What do you think that means? It means tits. Nico has no tits, which is considered realistic.

>hairy pits and vag
Nice

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You're bringing in posters who are baiting and aren't me. I don't care what that guy said, address my arguments. Also Nico has tits, she just wears a different garment that doesn't display them. That's different, and I want to point out that Nico has better hips and thighs if you're going to bring this up.

both are from bad games but the right one is a dumpster tranny to appeal to westacucks with ugly designs. left is at least hot but not a good character.

This

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But I'm saying that Cindy's body is considered unrealistic because she has one that's 'too good', with the breasts being the most notable thing since again, anything larger than a B can't be real.

Also Nico is pretty flat, or average at best. And I don't think her hips or thighs are any better either. I know her face certainly isn't.

I know you're joshing but why do weebs genuinely unironically think this way

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>weebs
All men used to believe it until the media told them otherwise

I meant in fictional waifus but reading back over the exchanges I'm seeing I'm all over the map here

I actually don't see Nico as someone who sleeps around a lot.
She's shown to have some actual standards (Dante), and given her gruff and frank attitude, would have probably beaten up far more men than have slept with.
I'd pick Nico anyway as it'd mean I'd get to hang out with Dead Weight and company.

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Personally I'd like to see more of the middle ground. A girl who isn't some solless submissive slut with no passion or sense of humor, but also isn't a trashy slut, an obnoxious SOQUIRKY shitter or especially a 'stronk independent woman'. But sadly it's always one extreme or another.

That said, in regards to Cindy, her issue is simply that she is a fairly minor character. XV only cares about Backstreet and the main antagonist.

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Left is objectively superior though.

>Personally I'd like to see more of the middle ground.
I have literally never seen what you describe. Anime games are middle ground, western games a quirky cunts, but I have never seen shy timid girls in major roles

>objectively
SIGH

Anime games are usually either the shy timid girl, the naive sweet girl or the nice genki girl. And sometimes a tsundere. And all of those character types are shallow and boring.

>A girl should be as bland as possible, quiet, and pretty.
No difference from a hand, then.

Yes, this is not a question of opinion, but one of fact.

My hand can't cook and clean tho

user are you okay?
These characters aren't real people, they are video game characters.

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>Okay, seriously, who in their right mind would ever pick Left over Right?

FFXV fanboys

to be fair the ban evading troll was caught shitposting in DMC threads and has made several DMC5 vs FFXV threads with a clear bias in favor of FFXV

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Everyone with good taste.
Nico is hideous

>muh personality
being more bitchy doesnt mean she has more of a personality
by that logic lightning has more personality than anyone in DMC

Absolutely based.

Cidney is objectively better and is a more fun character with better dynamic with the other characters, more backstory and personality.

Nico is just bland americam girl like Felicity from Arrow.

Also both of their last makes have "Gold" in them, (Aurum is latin for Gold), but at least Cidney's last name doesn't have "stein" in it.

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Cindy has a great spunky and cute personality, the way she dodges peoples advances on her by acting oblivious and turning the conversation back to cars is cute
Nico is generic western woman

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she is cids granddaughter and took over his mechanic business, she mods your car into an airship using magitek parts you find at niflheim military bases

She is wholly unrealistic
You look outside, you can see hundreds of girls like Nico
You can't find a single Cidney

>Because I don't see it it doesn't exist
Wait what?

Are you retarded? Cindy literally runs her own business and is widely sought out for her expertise and her clothes have grease on them too plus she carries her toolbox with her and has tools in her toolbelt too, she literally modded a regular car to be able to fly

nico is just a slut tinkering in her van to make arm weapons

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Find me a barbie doll mechanic girl thats a real person
I'll wait.

My cousin pretty much matches Cidney in personality and interests, doesn't have the same body tho (she's not fat just not as curvy)

fuck off twewysperg

So that makes cidney better because she's an ideal and not the crushing disappointment of reality

nicos face is the only thing real about her because shes a face scan while cidney is an original design

even though multiple characters wear this hat the hat itself is iconic and associated specifically because of and to cindy, that's good character design

nothing about nico is iconic or identifiable or associated to her because she's a bland forge design

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nico is a SJW chatacter and an SJW in real life and is ugly as fuck
Cindy is a 10/10 qt that actually has great dynamic with the cast

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xv is way better though

cid is the 10/10 you score on tinder for a one night stand

nico is the love of your life you have lots of children with and eventually grow old together content with your wonderful and fulfilling life together

I prefer Cindy more.

Oil/gasoline is a more pleasing smell than cigarettes.

What about both?

sounds hot

I pick both

>cidney
>runs her own succesful business after she reopened her grandpas garage that people travel to just to see her work
>can build magitek
>obsessed with cars
>cutely oblivious to peoples advances on her, always turns the conversation to cars or her grandpa
>later revealed despite her chipper upbeat outlook she's very guarded because both her parents murdered by daemons when she was 6
>cute and spunky but also dorky, uses smiles to hide her pain because it's better than the alternative
>her engineering expertise was key in restoring light to the world after it fell to the eternal night
>highly cosplayed years before her game released and after too

>nico
>some slut that smokes and covered in tatoos that works from a van and only makes trinkets for some guys gay arm
>talks like generic white girl yet somehow is "personality"
>barely any cosplay at all, only some russian shit

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>That anime where the girl puts on glasses and a tracksuit to look less attractive.
It's funny because it's stupid and would do the exact opposite.
>She takes off the glasses and has the best "fuck me" eyes I've seen in anime
Okay, I like glasses, but damn.

nico is the ugly slut you see marching for free the nipple with her pink haired dykes

Of cause left, not a smoker, not a tattoo person

>You look outside, you can see hundreds of girls like Nico
If I lived in a trailer park I might could find one banging her brother.

hot

based

why would you pick a old used up tattooed mutt over perfection S M H

You know if Nico was in tlou and not dmcv, you guys would've hated her. She's almost as disgusting to look at as the big nosed jewess.

No one cares about the last xv dlc so he resorts to shitting up other threads

Kinda this, I wanna fuck Cindy but Nico seems more bro tier, if that makes sense. Like, she'd stick around afterwards to shoot the shit with you and poke fun at your dick but in a heartfelt way and suggest going out to get Taco Bell at like 2am. She's just got that air about her, y'know?

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Oh definitely, her design doesn't do her any favors

In TLoU she'd probably be an obnoxious and insufferable "gurl power" cunt though because that's how they'd write her. In DMC5 she's charming and actually fun because you feel like she doesn't take any of that shit even remotely seriously and the little character moments you do get (like her with Dante) do fucking wonders.

Prompto obviously. what a stupid question.

Activate Secret Weapon

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Ok? She still looks like the ugly best friend compared to Cindy.

>In TLoU she'd probably be obnoxious
She already was in DMC

I'd like Nico more if she sounded like the singer to Devil Trigger instead of an inbred hick.
I don't play final fantasy games, so I have no opinion on the girl on the left.

NO
DELETE THIS

Sounding like an inbred isn't the issues, she is just a bad voice actress

Would have a trailer baby with

nico probably rides dick like a jockey and lets you do anal

cindy looks like she only fucks black men

That's a bonus point for me, since I'm black

3some

I want to hear Nico stutter during sex

me too

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People with eyes

>look at a girl
>think of men

You gay

whenever I look at a cute girl I can only think of how I wish I was her so that I could get dicked on demand, but I think that's pretty common.

>hairy pits and vag
>hairy vag
>bad thing

I-is she single?

Nico is too realistic. She seems like every modern THOT.

Left, the one on the right looks like shit.

Common among faggots, maybe

I don't think you have any basis for that claim.

Came to thread for more Nico pics, i'm disappointed.

Jesus lord. I didn't think it was possible for Jam to get cuter.

Nico reminds me too much of my little sister. She has the same inflection, humor, skin tone, and wears glasses. I love her for reasons other than sexual so she wins in my book.

>SoullessVsSoul

If there was one trashy girl in vidya to be gud it'd be Nico.

High quality post, this is why tp zelda is best zelda

anyone who isnt american

Not him but you’re arguing over a topic no one brought up. He was judging them by their DESIGNS, not what they did in their games.

>this is what actually amerimuttis believe

Tfw no sauce
Care to share? Too cropped for reverse

Two words. Tramp stamp.
She's a fuckin' slut m8.

You can tell you don't eat pussy

Hell no I don't, I got good enough finger game to make up for it.

fucking everyone not trying to prove something to lefties

>Cindy probably never even had sex
Spotted the roasty whore

Real talk: Where's the Nico porn?

the dmc girl looks like she smells like actual human shit. sydney is hot though.

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Cindy is more likely to have a bush because she's made by Japs. which is hot

I keep coming back to the Butcha U doujinshi of Cindy. No matter how much time passes I keep rereading it. Hell, I might read it again in a day or 2. I haven't even played FFXV. I think I may have a problem.

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Look at this faggot.

>I'm a tramp who walks around covered in their own puke.
What do you mean by this?

The left actually has tits and tits are my city.

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this, tits are the best.

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Anyone with eyes?

>Literally wanting a bitchy, unattractive, promiscuous girl.

Big yikes.

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I have a weakness against trashy girls, so right one would get my attention.

I dunno guys...they both kind of appear to be shitty-rendered video game NPCs
The one on the left is clearly Paris Hilton, and the other one is pretty obviously just to trigger edge-lord Pepe-kids.
> wearing a big pointless belt and holding something vaguely phallic makes you a 'tough chick'??
> has anyone ever taken a figure drawing class? their bodies were both dsigned by autistic virgins addicted to 2000's era GIF porn.
WEAK.

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God I love vagina bones.

I want to pick Nico, but smoking is my biggest turn-off so I'll go with Cindy. It really sucks because I love Nico in every other aspect.

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Your left or mine?

Left is a much better version of the "mechanic slut" concept. Nice tits, doesn't smoke, no trashy tattoos, less annoying voice, pure upside. Only reason people might prefer the right is because the left is "too good".

That said, the only part of Nico that I actually hate is her flat chest. It ruins the whole "trashy trailer park whore" look they went for.

Why do you say that like it's some kind of a flaw in Sidney, instead of a flaw in the world?

Niggers

This is a classic case of "Occams Razor"
Which is to say, 'the simplest explanation is often the right one."
2d anime girls are not just drawn with physically impossible proportions, their almost always paired with an equally impossible personality (They're an Alien, from a different time, dimension, universe, or some fantastical world that bears little resemblence to our own.) because these characters are so outside our world, it kind of allows (even encourages) a certain level of sexual fantasy
Anime becomes kind of a 'safe-place' for self described "socially-awkward" people who, after some sort of short coming with women, have decided it's WOMENS fault, and nobody elses that your single.
90% of Anime women dont react too much to being sexually assaulted or talked down to, they are constantly submissive, soft spoken little nymphs that just giggle and hide their face and blush.
What these creeps pretend not to realize is that this is sexualizing children and training young men to be strait up pedophiles. I mean...look at this entire thread. Theres like, two dozen people freaking out about the sight of pubic hair on a woman.
You dont gotta be Sigmund Freud....

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>read meat

Books are murder.

Anyone who doesnt want baggage

> everything was fine until people started sharing information

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Virgin.

These girls are 10....

Any non drug addict trash.

Why not both?

Literally anyone in their right mind would pick left over right, unless they're shit taste faggots who like smoking and nasty ass tattoos.

Media isn't sharing information, media is falsifying information. Lies and manipulation of billions of people.

I'm increasingly coming to the realization that all "advances" in society past hunter-gatherer stage were a mistake.

those are children
I want a girl who's waist can fit inside her thigh. and who's legs are twice the length of her torso.
>?

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The better question is, Noctis or V? the joke is it doesn't matter because they're both DEAD

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noct has the more developed personality but v's brand of autism is more entertaining

noct is for bullying, v for rough sexing and performing musical acts with

Pretty stupid post imo, you should probably just delete it

V all the way.

I do kind of agree with this though. I'm a former mechanic turned machinist and the FF chick's design always bothered me while Nico's one didn't and I understand why now that they are side by side.

Nico looks like an actual tinkerer who tries really hard to be sluttu. When she's working she wears a full welding coat and has tools on her belt that make sense and also looks like she's actually working.

The FF chick is the opposite. She looks like a pornstar/stripper acting and cosplaying as a manual labor for the fantasy of other men and look nothing like someone who actually labors on cars. She looks more like she service men than vehicles and that always got on my nerve.
Funny because, overall, they have almost an identical style even though Nico's actually look somewhat practical, yet retarded for manual labor.

I like them both but i prefer left.

I understand that your frustrated.
But, "blaming the media" wasnt your idea either.
> people telling me not to trust the world biggest news sources are trying to uncover a hidden truth.
There's a sucker born every minute.

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My dick.

V
>tfw no poem loving professional dancer goth bf

>left
>pure skin, no disgusting nigger ink, no ciggie smoke, skin is youthful and glowing, looks like she fucks becuase she loves to fuck and is a bubbly person
Why wouldnt I pick left?

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