Have sex

have sex

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have sex

Just did.

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normal and sexpilled

Why did the mods pinned this thread?

With who?

It's not that easy op. Some of us are just ugly.

just stop being BETA lol. Its all about confidence and knowing your striking range

Have YOU ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

The idea of looking like a man while having sex horrifies me
I will wait until my crossdressing skills have been perfected and then I'll become a slut

Still waiting for my wife's post-baby vagine to recover, but maybe in a few months thanks

ahh good, this meme should be run into the ground by easter. i was worried it make actually make it into june or july.

I wish a nigga could.

I want release, but escorts are expensive and I still feel empty.

i would but my wife's boyfriend is using her at the moment,so i gotta chill at the cuck shed meanwhile.

My gf and I fuck and after we usually just clean up and go do our own shit. Sometimes we'll cuddle and shit after but that's when we're both feeling it because you can't force intimacy.

I hope you get killed.

Wow mods your the biggest normie cunts i have ever come across your pinning this? REALLY? i miss Yea Forums about time we left this shit hole and made a new home.
First off fuck off and die society is a joke and i don't give a fuck what you or anybody else think second your faggots! Come at me i'm pretty much impossible to break you will NEVER break me society have fun stay classy and remember you are the true cancer of the planet.

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Yes have sex with a clean hetero real genuine woman

Not:
Mentally ill trannies

>mods actually pinning this
bruh moment

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Anybody here willing to pay for sex if it was legal?

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I just came to this shit thread to say
FUCK NIGGERS
That is all.

If none of you can see this as a message to us non normies your blind LOL the normies are taking over. So i have a message for you.
*AHEM*
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT GOOK GOOK GOOK GOOK YELLOW NIGGERS!
that is all.

I'm asexual

Nope

sex isnt something you have u turbo vrigin sex is something thats taken

Just nutted in 's asshole, get on my level

How to be attractive as an autist? How do I practice maintaining eye contact while also being able to focus on words at the same time?

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onions

>He lives in a country where prostitution is illegal

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i fap almost every day. does that count?

okay, spread em big boy

At least give some advice.

Start here to redpill yourselves to get the sex you need:

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What does kissing a girl feel like Yea Forums

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Ask that again with correct question syntax and I'll tell you.

>Yea Forums meme gets over

sex is gay, even with women

Stop caring move on

Have sex again

Funny you mention that maybe the world would be better if we dropped society memes and just fucked think about it a world filled with mindless fucking up and down the streets dick are dicks pussy is pussy who cares! Would never happen...

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/pol/tards might look down on prozzies but if it wasn't for them I'd be terrible at sex, I'd say I owe them for training my dick but they got paid in full so everyone walks away happy LOL

I can’t, I’m retarded.

Have unpaid sex.

Society puts a lot of pressure about sex and i for one don't care. Fuck the human race i hope we all die out personally.

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*unzips*
ok