Hear me out. I am a shy, introverted guy. LegendaryLea, a famous, beautiful Twitch model played Sekiro today. I gave her advice and made jokes. I single-handedly helped her beat Blazing Bull and she repeatedly acknowledged how funny I am. Now I can't get her out of my head.
Sekiro actually gave me a shot with a 9/10. Has any video game ever done this for you?
Good job user. You're gonna score for sure.
Are you 15? You type like you're 15.
Please tell me this is bait. Please tell me there isn't someone this absolutely pathetic that would think this. For the love of god please
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Hire a lawyer to draft a prenup and put down payments on reception halls, catering and flowers right now. I hear wedding bells.
>Please tell me this is bait. Please tell me there isn't someone this absolutely pathetic that would think this. For the love of god please
>>>/reddit/
lol, hopefully this is a joke, because this is embarrassing; thanks for it if it is.
>takes sodapoppin's virginity
>ruins his love life, view of women and shit talks how awful he was in bed after
Pretty based desu
how fucking stupid are you
You joke, but fuck these whores for preying on men. Luckily, I have a nice revenge story.
>Be the top donator of that month for this particular streamer
>She's playing Red Dead 2 Online
>Occasionally ask her on Discord and donations during the lead up to the Online launch if I can join her posse
>Online finally rolls out
>She has no room in the posse, it is composed entirely of her mods
>Feel like I've just been punched in the balls with the power of 13 suns
Needless to say I dropped the bitch after she thought she could walk all over me like I'm some cashcow, I've not looked at her stream since, removed it from my bookmarks and I've moved on to another girl who is a smaller streamer and who I make feel cherished as I'm one of her only regular donators and we chat on Discord every other day. I think I've made it, guys.
Remember to donate $500 and I guarantee she'll send you nudes. I do it all the time with smaller female streamers.
You helped a random chick out on a stream and she appreciated it. Expecting sex or seeing a relationship from a passing interaction is a surefire sign that you're an incel.
On a related note, I met Oroboro's girlfriend in the DS1 forest about a year before they got in contact in a very similar fashion to how you talked to this chick, i.e. messaging each other in a low-viewer stream. That was the only actual example of someone getting in a relationship by helping someone in a stream. You got close, but you're not there yet.
Good job user you're in there. Just keep donating a minimum of $10 to her every day and she'll be yours in no time.
You guys are missing the point. My actions caused the neurons in her brain to fire in a positive way. As a resulto of my advice, she achieved victory in an event in her life (beating Blazing Bull), however small.
Her and I are bound by the very laws of physics that govern our brains.
amazing thread I am in awe
You're in dude, just make sure to donate more and she's as good as yours.
Are you joking? When it comes to being a cucked twitch viewer, it's hard to tell if you guys are serious or not.
yes. stream donating is the thinking man's social interaction.
>revenge story
>I walked away
What
Exactly. Don't listen to the jealous losers in the thread saying you won't make it. Just keep donating and she'll be yours in no time.
Lord. This is just sad on both ends.
The absolute STATE of the male gender.
>things are looking up for me (and down for you)
I can't tell if this thread is master trolling or if people like this legitmately exist.
>white people
Nobody who legitimately loves their husband would act like she does over the internet.
Hell, no husband with any tact would allow their wife to do that type of shit. That's grade-A cuckery.
I used to donate to LegendaryLea too, I think around ~$1500 AUD in total up until last year. But then I realized she started to get used to me donating and wouldn't give me as much attention as she used to.
i dont believe this is real but i know there are genuine people who think like this.
youre both fucking pathetic if its true.
>and if you need me, I'll be in STPeach's chat
>STPeach is also taken, and she kept it a secret for a good while until it came out
Male streamers are honestly just as fucking retarded. Their commentary is usually braindead at best and they spend half their time reading out donation messages from whales who stole their mom's credit card. Doesn't help that twitch humor is goddamn abysmal
thank GOD im already married to a 9/10
>>Be the top donator
stopped reading there lmao
>plenty of other fish in the sea
>these other twitch thots will surely fuck me if I donate to them
I wonder how many times this idiot will get taken advantage of before he figures it out.
how much did you have to donate to her stream to pull that off? i assume 1 year + sub?
Both is true at the same time in the dankest timeline.
I don't care if this is bait. either way you're a pathetic loser and should kill yourself.
>revenge story
>be the top donator
Whoa there buddy, don't go all crazy on her jeez
This can’t be real.
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>me thinks that was the joke user
Shoot me a few hundo and we can talk about whatever I feel like, bro.
>Sekiro actually gave me a shot with a 9/10. Has any video game ever done this for you?
How much beta can you get.
Dude user you've practically made it. You have a foothold in her mind. Now you just need to keep up th advice and humor. You OWN her.
Why get into prostitution, stripping or porn when you could just be an e-thot? Times really are changing.
You're making me angry. I want to hunt you down and strangle you.
She makes bank. You would rather have her in the kitchen making waffles rather than bringing in like 200k a month by showing some cleavage?
Yes, you fucking poorfag.
I'd definitely ask her to show no cleavage. She can stream all she wants, but that shit is for your spouse to see. Cuckolds begone.
butterface
oof AND yikes
kek
dont see what's the big deal he's the one actually fucking and touching her while a bunch of autistic zoomers give her 6 digits for sitting in front of a camera.
>tfw i'll never be a women and make a fourtune of retards on twitch
>cringelord
It's strange how common this new wave of social conservatism is on fucking Yea Forums of all places.
this, someone needs to post the story of the beta moderator for some twitch whore's stream who donated thousands of dollars to her hoping he would someday hook up with her, only to find out she's been married for 2 years or something.
it's already been posted
>being a woman is har...