The last character you played as in a video game is now replaced by Carl Brutananadilewski. How fucked is he?
The last character you played as in a video game is now replaced by Carl Brutananadilewski. How fucked is he?
Noah Scott
Jeremiah Butler
Monster hunter world. Hilariously fucked
Adam Brown
>Subject Delta from Bioshock 2
I AIN'T BABYSITTIN NO FREAKS
'EY
WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE NO ONE CAN HERE ME THROUGH DIS DIVING HELMET?
'EY
LEMME OUTTA HERE
Dylan Clark
>last played Thunder Force IV
Very
Logan White
>DotA 2
He’s gonna die
I am now imagining Carl being ulted by every hero
Jason Roberts
Deus Ex
>So uh, what uhhh, you got any of them robot implant things for my schlong, Tonight!!!
Connor Harris
>hey fryman im made of fuckin cubes
>OH GOD IT HURTS
>Whats with that freakin green thing
Eli Gray
>Ay demons and devils, go to hell with all of ya
>Heh heh
Josiah Ortiz
>yoshis crafted world
literally not fucked at all. too bad that yoshis are probably fucked too. but oh well. it dont matter, none of this matters.
Luke Hall
Noah Collins
So I uh, just sit in this chair and control this, whaddidya call it- Warframe? Frickin' awesome! That one has boobs, how do I get some action with that hooer in this thing?
Josiah Richardson
>Carl Is You
>Flag Is Frickin' Sweet
Does the game now include Jersey-isms?
Jayden Cruz
>"A'ite all yous sappy new aged millennial incel nerds. Im taking you all ona road trip, and imma learn ya something. Lesson one: Granola girls get moist real quick at the sign of a free hot meal and they'll do anything fa shelta. Also we going a class higher outta ya comfort zone. Imma show yous tha tricks of the trade and get you some bourgie broads, not these girls who watch and dress like cartoons in real life with daddy issues although I would no be opposed if you uh...wanted to send their info my way just for reference you know? For my records."
Nolan Myers
Frylock's already canonically female though.
Christopher Price
> Amnesia: The Dark Descent Hard Mode
Why the fuck is there no TV in this freakin' castle? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? FRYMAN? HELLO?
Samuel Sullivan
>Cyberdimension Neptunia
I'm sure that since it's a game of all the main characters playing an MMO, he'd just sit in town all day looking up skirts rather than playing the game.
Eli Bell
>Nuclear Throne
i dont think he'd even get past the radiation, much less the monsters
William Campbell
>pokemon hack
Idk I think carl would do pretty well, he'd probably steal from others and beat the fuck out of pokemon
Dylan Wood
Knowing his luck it would probably end up being the Aqua Teen video game.
Jaxson Gutierrez
Levi Hill
he's the Archduke of Austria losing in a war against france, hungry and some other minors.
Kevin Thompson
Octopath Traveler. He could maybe make it. I wonder what his skill path would be.
Hunter Cook
>sniper from team fortress 2
He'd probably get a few kills in self defense
Jason Turner
[CARL] [NOT] [DOIN'] [THAT]
Jace Butler
>Dead Space
>"'Ey, uh, Fryman? You there? I thought I saw this uh, fetus thing crawlin' around earlier. Fryman? Anyone?"
Dead within seconds almost certainly.
Caleb Garcia
>the Huntress in Dead by Daylight
Carl as a killer I can only imagine has 115% move speed because he's fat as hell and his primary weapon would be a tire iron.
Brandon Parker
>Arma 3
"That's alright, you guys go and... uh... y'know. I'm gonna stay here 'n watch the game."