Alright lads, how do we make Overwatch fun again?

>overwatch thread
>starts with porn because the game is too shit to discuss
what a joke

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More shields
More chokes
Reduce movement speed by 20%
Increase ability downtime by 20%
Remove movement abilities

Remove the dudes and robots and furry and give the girls dicks.

>Less focus on muh balance and muh esport
>Go wild with character abilities, stop trying to dumb them down like they did with Symetra
>Give us a nice singleplayer storymode dropping with a big expansion of multiple characters and plots, make us care about the world like we did in those early months
>Stop shoehorning in gay characters wherever you can

Cringe

Remove abilities.
Add weapons on the maps.
Increase a lot movement speed.
Make bunny hoping possible.
Add Death Match, Instagib and CTF.

I would go the exact opposite way, but I acknowledge that your design might also make a different fun game.

Go back in time and beat the shit out of the person who thought Overwatch league was a good idea. also give Sombra lewd skins

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Here's my idea for the singleplayer story. There is a new disease that causes people to turn gay. Tracer got it, then soldier 76 got it too. You have to stop the hordes of gay robots that are spreading the disease before the whole world goes gay.

absolutely based

High IQ post. Quake with sexy characters would be the perfect game.
>inb4 sorlag scalies

FIX THE BALANCING

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Admit that it was only popular for the sex appeal.
All nude models.
Sexecutions. They're like executions, but just hardcore sex.
Fucking everywhere.

>increase ult charge
>nerf healing and damage
>make maps bigger

Based

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Take out all the black male characters. As the female characters lose health, they lose clothing. Male characters stay clothed. More voice work for the women. Maybe weapon skins that are independent of char skins so you could mix and match.

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Remove all ultimates.

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Also very based
Nigs btfo

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Remove ults.
Period. That's the only way.

by making Sombra real and my love interest for the rest of my life

I want to racemix with this brown nigger!

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based

>I want to racemix with this brown nigger!

Now this is very based
May I interest you in a tale?

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I thought she was Mexican though.

She is. In this case user is using nigger figuratively.

>remove Hanzo
>remove Brigitte
>remove Doomfist

alternatively, you could just roll the entire game back to season 1, and convinze blizztards to not add dedicated stun/1hit characters

Based Sombros in this thread

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designed for the big gringo cock

>two out of 30 characters aren't straight
>Yea Forumsirgins will not shut the fuck up about them

I have no idea if this would work or not but Brig could be left in the game, but tune her damage WAY down. She should be a frontline harasser that just tickles the enemy team to proc her healing for her frontline tanks. The fact that she can easily get gold damage and healing is pretty retarded but I think her type of character could be done right.

>make the patriotic white blonde blue eyed icon gay for literally no reason whatsoever
>wtf why are people upset?!

Soldier is not gay and never will be.

as long as she has a stun with a shield, I'm never going to be happy with her. She could do 0 damage with every ability and I'd still want her deleted.

Hasn't changed anything about him in the game itself, same with Tracer. And you're not going to catch the hootie cootie bootie wootie from playing him so what reason is there for you people to constantly bitch and moan?

i don't know why mutts get upset at this. soldier's white and they aren't.

if that's your rationale, why not just remove everyone with a stun then?

I will say I don't play soldier anymore. Same reason I don't play mercy. Memes made me feel negatively toward the character so I always decide against.

self inserting, uh durr

Because there was no reason for it in the first place. It only appeases to the SJWs still playing this shite game and wins them free good publicity.

>memes determine who he plays

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not by making the same thread every fucking day thats for sure

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>he lets memes control his existence
Poor child.

There's no reason to make any of the characters any nationality, race, or gender either, could have just used stick figures. Stop being such a little bitchtit over something so unimportant.

prior to doomfist, most of the stuns were on characters with a severe penalty for it. Mccree has low mobility and no self-sustain so going in for a big stun was a big commitment for him. Roadhog can stun with his hook, but he's an ult battery. Reinhardt's ult stuns but he has to drop his (team's) shield to do it. Ana's sleep is a long cooldown projectile with a pre-fire animation on a low mobility character.
But brigette can march in with her shield up, then use it to shield bash to stun. She isn't paying a price to stun, aside from possibly pushing too far into the enemy team.

for me it's the porn who decides who I play

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Any more please?

Aim explosives to the side of her and she dies fast.

Get rid of the gays and ugly spics

12.
Bear with me here
V
12
also add bigger maps to accommodate said 12v12 mode or open it up for community maps since its so fucking hard for blizzturd to make maps apparently

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>Blizzard
>adding fun shit

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might as well play league of legends at that point

Why?

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>and ugly spics
Fuck off faggot. Sombra is cute

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>Make a previously straight character gay because reasons
>”Why are people upset and still not buying our game? We gayed someone up for you”

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Kill yourself for white knighting the hard lefties you fucking faggot

>three characters gone
So, now what? Is your fragile temper soothed?

>previously straight character
proofs?

Okay here we go

>completely remove armor
>reduce widowmaker's bodyshot damage to 80
>widowmaker snipe has infinite ammo but has to reload after every shot
>add additional entrance points to several maps
>selectable KOTH only mode
>scoreboard
>brig's shield can no longer regenerate but she enters a 2handed mace mode with a charge like demoknight afterwards similar to dva's pilot mode; give her a new ult but she still has anti flanker capabilities
>doomfist ultimate activates faster allowing him to uppercut into a meteor strike and not have to use it to re-position or be forced to combo with someone else to get value out of it
>junkrat 6 ammo

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The only people upset are the shippers who don't play the game and people like you who don't play it either.

Sorry that I don't feel the need to throw retarded tantrums over absolutely nothing.

Only character to ever make sidecut attractive

>queen of spades
>I love bwc
can you plz kill yourself

>Sorry that I don't feel the need to throw retarded tantrums over absolutely nothing.

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Revert all the hero patches aside from Brigitte and allow hero stacking in Quickplay again.

The game is casual. It was good at that. Stop trying to make it the ultimate esport game with characters that hard counter each other and are purposely imbalanced.

>Roadhog has passive 50% damage reduction due to his fat absorbing the weapon fire

This game is only still popular because of the god tier porn it has. The gameplay is horrendous

>neckbeards are adults who don't feel the need to cry and whine incessantly over who fictional characters fuck
Okay then, cool.

qoh.booru.org and use the tag overwatch
it's a queen of hearts, dummy!

I’m more annoyed than upset that: instead of trying to make the game better, Blizzard does what they will and just trades off who’s OP when each patch. They could have had something great if anyone other than Tracer felt good to play

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I ain't reading that shit, probably written by a dude.

When a game has a bunch of characters with such varied abilities, making everyone equal is rather difficult.

give every female gigantic tits

the focus on ultimates has been shit since launch. you would have thought mercy's rez made that obvious but even without her in the game, the extreme focus on saving ults and chaining them as a team has been stupid forever

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>Okay then, cool.
You genuinely talk like you're either a summerfag or from Reddit

do you not use any porn based on that pretense?

Introduce a story mode
No more instakills

turn all the gayboys into big titty shemale whores

The world as we know it wouldn't exist without Leftism.

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this, people only played it for the wank

And we might be better off for it.

Child A gets the flute
Child B gets compensated

Fuck off with your shit "pseudo-competitive" RPS-FPS titles and kill yourself.

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B gets the flute, C gets the D

Hats

Prop hunt mode

>overwatch thread is either filled with cucks or people actually talking about gameplay
Yawn, wake me up when porn is being posted

>you talk in a way I hate, you're from my boogieman sites!
I can claim that about you as well.

Why even have 30 characters if only 2 feel good to play or are even viable?

You dont ?
Fuck that game i quit it 2 years ago, i want my money back

Never said don't try, but there's always going to be someone who's OP and someone who's useless.
>feel good to play
That's 100% personal preference, though.

That’s all well and good but when a meta is burned so hard into a game that only a few characters out of an entire roster are viable, it ruins the game if you even so much as think of playing someone “inferior”

Let one people carry outside of genji

Can't believe I paid money for this shit but it's almost worth it for the advancement of 3D porn animators.

More armpit pandering

That's just Blizzard being incompetent at making anything other than RTS or dungeon crawler games.

I love my perfect wife Olivia more than anything.

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modding

True. Their FPS suffers greatly because of it though

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More? What do you mean?

Damn

I don't know why but rule34.xxx makes my Razer Synapse app crash any time a webm with audio starts playing

Is that Shadman?

But why though?

perfect for the BWC

Why not? She's gorgeous. good with technology, and has an adorable personality.

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Just wondering. She is pretty cute.

based

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I want to be her white husband and the father of her hapa children.

user, could you BE MORE BASED?

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Start by making Roadhog fun again

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Depends, could my wife be more perfect?

I don't think so user
I can't post NSFW for fear of ban but you should check her tag on the Booru ;)

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It was a rhetorical question, because she really couldn't be more perfect.

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more big tiddy bitches

Idk

how can a character be so perfectly designed for strong white men?

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I prefer VG_Erotica's recent stuff

Mainly because he's basically the only OW porn artist who does pregnant stuff, and I naturally want to impregnate her

>reduce movement speed
>when everyone is already slow as fuck and there's 300 quadrillion stun abilities in game already
why

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Based

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>pic unrelated

>Rework healer characters to be more combat-focused (Mercy's healing capabilities should roughly equal those of Soldier 76, for example)
>Rework all ultimates into regular abilities with cooldowns, balancing accordingly
>Bump up everyone's speed just a bit
>Add more flanking routes to maps
This would take emphasis off of teamwork, chokepoints, and ult coordination, and make it more about skirmishes and matchups. Unfortunately this will never happen because Blizzard is obsessed with embracing the worst parts of MOBAs.

retool the game into a pve shooter looter like destiny, but in the world of overwatch.

remove class limit
gas the ults

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#DeleteBrig and #NerfShimadas

cringe edits

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I love my healthy shortstack wife Mei!

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You can't because the game has always been shit.

sorry brother it is what it is ;)

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Zarya and Mei are best Overwatch wives

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No thanks

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I feel like they get paired up in fanart often too.

you don't get a choice

Downvote
Upvote

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Make Tracer straight.

Make Overwatch more fun by giving Sombra skins that show off her perfect plump latina ass

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Already happened in a porn animation. Both her and Emily were broken in and bred by their new mutual husband.

I need to racemix with Olivia

By removing faggotry (esports) and making it a fun game to goof around in like TF2

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I need to same race breed with Olivia

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I'm not Mexican myself but I desperately need her to be my wife and bear my children.

>ywn use Mei's huge full soft breasts as pillows

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remove all tanks, healers and auto targetting niggers.
Make it a pure less hero more shooter since the hero shooter is a flawed genre as has been proven many times.

I keep thinking she's wearing a diaper in the thumbnail

Don't remind me
This ending needs to change.

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Just play Paladins and you get all of that.

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I love my perfect wife Mei and would do anything for her

Is Blizzard really this desperate for ideas? I've literally seen this exact same thread at least 3 times this week and I don't even go on this board that much. How about you stop letting Activision jerk you around?

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Would that make it worse or better?

how did Hi-Rez still not pull plug on Smite and Paladins?

They wouldn't have anything then

>Just play Paladins
lol no I'm good

>sexy Quake
I want this so bad, but it'll never happen...

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>Multiplayer
>FPS
>Vague MOBA-inspired elements
Take the characters and name and transplant them to a completely different game.

When they reveal Mercy is a M2F shemale and add dickgirl fencing mechanics.

fpbp

That's pretty specific

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>Mercy is a M2F shemale
STOP

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>"The wonders of modern medicine"
Ah, now that line makes sense"

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So cute

I'm really glad I own all of my wife's skins except for the lazy Christmas "legendary"

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I want her to sneak into my room and molest me while threatening to steal my bank info if I make a sound

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This would be glorious, because I'm sure at least some normie girls would then stop playing the game/"her".

I've got everything except the Halloween outfit. Pajamei is still my favorite though.

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There were precisely two characters that I even slightly enjoyed playing as. If I ever reinstall Battle.net, I might reinstall Overwatch, because it wasn't a horrible game.

>dickgirl fencing mechanics

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>bleached

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Competitive Mystery Heroes when? The game would be a lot more fun if people stopped trying so hard

got a problem with people's fetishes, user?
gonna kinkshame me?
gonna shame me hard?~

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Was one of them Lucio or Zen?

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>pop culture titan
>can barely sustain it's own league

All of her skins are absolutely fantastic. I'm biased because I love her, though.

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Those were the two, actually! Why?

>again
that's being awfully generous
make torbjorn usable or make a real melee character and not memenigger

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They're the two I play the most. They feel the most satisfying and most people feel the same, I think.

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>pop culture titan
>Was sort of popular for for 1.5 years at the most
>Game isn't even 3 years old
>"pop culture titan"

Play team fortress 2 instead

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give all the players a personal cosplayer of whatever your preference to suck on ya nuts

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wow can you post more lewds, theres really no other reason to spam these threads

How do I throw, tho? I wanna get into competitive to stay sub 500 SR and dominate dumbasses

just walk around and then occasionally shoot at the floor or shoot just past the enemy, whatever makes your team lose

But I don't really find any of the Overwatch characters particularly attractive.

I'll probably get it if I decide to play for this Anniversary event.

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Nope sold all my stuff on the market made almost 2k off that shit, NO GOING BACK

This. They pulled a J.K. Rowling on their characters and were shocked, SHOCKED the playerbase hated it.

If they wanted to be progressive, they could have just made a new character gay instead of this shitty retcon bullshit.

Delete Symmetra.

the game's nowhere near as good as it used to be but it's still a heall of a lot better than overwatch

Might as well. Sym has been reworked how many times now?

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by banning these threads

20 v 20 objective games with dick dick maps

ALL characters on the field

Nah. I can be retarded in overwatch, turn my brain off, and be retarded on any champ. TF2 pretty much all my favorite classes are boring now.

Fuck overwatch I stopped playing that piece of shit when they made it about esports. Tf2 gave me fond memories not that other joke of a game

I hope she gets more good skins. I can't get enough of seeing her beauty.

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>delete one of the only fun characters in the game
no

Overwatch is doing fine.

>TF2 pretty much all my favorite classes are boring now.
they've nerfed some of the fun weapons (for some fucking reason) but I still find you can do more fun shit in tf2 than overwatch
it always hurt me whenever pharah said "rocket jump? that sounds dangerous" because rocket jumping/advanced movement shit was one of my favorite things to to do in tf2

>mfw Arhoangel has been making more Mei stuff

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I don't know where he got the model for her from or if he made it but god if it isn't the perfect Mei.

Someone finally made an accurate model for her.

it was never fun

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You want a game mode where people try hard yet want people to stop trying hard?

>tfw played too much
>now match with lvl500+ tryhards and widows on every fucking map
>no more comfy qp, motherfuckers playing like its comp

Now I understand the appeal of smurfing. I just want to have fun again without playing like a tacticool retard

>healing orbs
damn this vid is old

Maybe she'll finally get something for the Summer Games event

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I really hope so. She deserves a skin with lighter clothes considering most maps aren't set in a cold climate.

I wish the game had a sense of humor. Everything is so fucking grimdark and depressing. Compare that to TF2 where everything was a joke. The only funny moment in the history of Overwatch was that one-off shitty Junkertown trailer with Junkrat and Roadhog. That was 5 years ago.

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Get rid of this fucking spic, for starters

Give movement a purpose acceleration should be a thing
Less adadadctrlaspacebaradadctrl bullshit and more sliding
Give abilities wind up
Lose ults on death
Less ability spam overall

Chinese
Or
Mexican

I just can’t decide sometimes

Remove every stun mechanic.
Nerf healing across the board.
Hire someone with a sense of humour to write lines instead of all the bland bullshit they actually have.

Where find the whole pic?

Seriously

Not ever character needs a way to stun or yank or push people around. Mcree and Hog are fine. Everything else can fuck off

Why decide? Just bleach em all

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>grimdark and depressing
I fucking wish. But even the slight hints of things being dark have vanished along the way.

I'm sure next they'll retcon the Omnic Wars out too.

How do we fix GOATS?

They both have their perks

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Go back to your containment board/thread you fucking racebaiting faggot

>[distant chair clatters]

the porn is literally the only good part of the game

make me ;)

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mercy for BLACKED

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why would anyone ever want a wh*te """woman"""

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post full image quick

The brown goddesses belong to white men so the white women go to non-white men.

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I still don't know which of these is more pathetic
Probably the bleached one? At least you can say "blacked" is ironic

Ana for BBC

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i never said otherwise idc what happens to coalburners
but why would anyone desire a wh*te woman
>blacked is ironic
oh you poor fool

>>blacked is ironic
Not all of it, of course, but it became a meme for a while.
I don't think you can say that any of the "bleached" stuff is ironic, or at least it's never seemed like that to me.

It's not ironic to me.

I can't stand my own race's women, brown women are far better.

who cares? people can jerk off to whatever they want
i find blacked disgusting cause niggers and their dicks are gross, but idrc if someone faps to it

Right here
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Preciate

you cant, porn, antagonistic marketing, and lootbox skins/events are about the only thing keeping it afloat. lucky for them whales are addicted and rich.

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Tits too small

Imagine being mad that something isn't stereotypical ENOUGH

also, bleached is based in reality, while blacked revolves around the pipedream fantasies of a bunch of pathetic white cuckolds and some 90iq nigs with nothin else but muh dick and the BBC myth

swallow the bleachedpill, or live in the fantasy, your choice

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mods obviously do not care, post more

btw this graph isnt really intended to show y'all white attractiveness
more overall how undesirable niggers are despite their fantasy porn pushed by dedicated white cuckolds

Probably bleached, if we are being honest.

Liked “blacked” is a mostly a fetish for literal racists who get off on some sorta strange “degredation of my race” thing, but bleached is a reaction. So on the one hand you have people who have a really fucked kink, and then you have people who have a kink based off that. But based off the earlier math that determined cuck was the lowest fetish I think we could probably place “bleached” above cuck, but barely above vore.

I kinda miss the rampant pit posting on Yea Forums

3-4 dps meta.

D.VA blacked.com

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>bleached is a reaction
so somehow wanting white sexual supremacy, and the fetishism of it, which has existed for centuries, before any idea of even slight black sexual supremacy (colonialism), is a "reaction" when the basis of it has existed for ages before?

>3-4 dps meta.
Unironically this. Overwatch would actually start being fun.

Also, kill goats meta and delete Brig.

I fucking hate the 6v6 format of this game. Every time I play dps it either turns into 5 DPS fest unless I switch to tank.

posting a good girl in this kusoge thread

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Yeah

i at least had the decency to post solo without any whypipo in my posts

i dont wanna see niggers so im out
remember all nonwhite overwatch girls love big white cock

>I fucking hate the 6v6 format of this game.
I feel like this is one of the biggest stumbling blocks for the game too.
Where's that image about "matchmaking" servers and it combining tryhards, casuals, and stoners so all 3 groups get pissed off?

It would be better if people stopped using that shitty "bleached" term. Bleach is toxic and can fuck a person up.

Colonized is far better and accurate to what whites have done in history.

>i dont wanna see niggers so im out
u can watch OW girls taking BBC instead

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People would say having it 8v8 or more would be a complete shitfest because of the character abilities but you can easily compensate it with bigger maps and actual proper spawn timers for attackers and defenders. You know, the things that TF2 managed to figure out over a decade ago.

Doesn't make the gameplay any less trash.

notice bleached only became a thing until after /pol/ kept spamming blacked.
black men dont like asian women and vice versa. Asian women ONLY like white men, having an asian like D.va wear bleached is pretty redundant

>You know, the things that TF2 managed to figure out over a decade ago.
Every game has to reinvent the wheel though. Sometimes you should just have the wheel.
Also relatedly: their insistance to never have alternate loadouts has been a really obvious failing for them. Look at the (numerous) entire overhauls that symmetra has had, and then the ones with mercy, torb, and d.va

Yeah black men only look morbidly obese white women for some reason. I guess they're the only ones with dicks big enough to get past the fat.

Yes? You don’t really find “white sexual sumpremacy” before the whole “black men raping white women” porn born around the age of slavery. Before that point in time there is a bit of “colonized”, but the subtext of the porn is that these strange and exoctic natives have different views on sexuality and is based mostly off christian puritanical views. They were jerking off to the fantasy that tribal girls think blowjobs aren’t the devil’s way of runing marriage.

The whole “white man dominates sexually” is a reaction to white men jacking off to “black men dominating sexually”, so it’s literally white people freaked out by white people, loosing confidence in themselves, and creating porn to live a fantasy where their self-created worry doesn’t exist. That’s pretty pathetic when it comes to reasons to pop a boner. So I think that bleached>=vore>cuckoldry

>Tits too small
This better?

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>black men dont like asian women

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Way too big.

My wife Olivia's chest is perfectly proportioned to the rest of her.

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Tits too big now

how about now

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This titty is JUUUST right

Much better

what the should have done in the first place.
destiny 2 with these characters instead of those 3 shit classes

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It really is bizarre that they made over half the cast DPS but then made the meta so focused on tanks and support. Are DPS characters only there for SFM?

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post more cropped porn

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Get rid of one tricking, install a role que, make SR dependent on your role/character rather than a gigantic mess, and instill 2/2/2 to get rid of the retarded comps.

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kys

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Blame Tracer and Genji. Ever since Blizz tried fixing the dive meta, Tanks and stun counters have been dominating this game

They didn't make the meta. That said, its retarded that they made the cast primarily DPS.

it was only fun during the beta when there was no meta and no one took it seriously.

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That is UNAPPEALING

Not big enough desu

turn it into a porn RPG and sell it on steam

>unreal tournament put on indefinite hold because fortnite exploded
it hurts user

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The meta is determined by which characters are powerful together, which is determined by devs. It would be very easy to buff DPS to the point where having 3 or 4 of them is the best tactic.

Devs are trying to balance the game, even if they're doing a shitty job at it. They didn't design the meta, it came as a consequence of their shitty balancing and attempts to create counters.

>devs try to balance the game

never ever been the case with blizzard

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Indeed.

OW is probably an even worse example of that truth be told. Ever since day 1 the Devs don't seem to know what the hell they want to do with the game and have pulled it in opposite directions.

based

>BLEACHED
>BLACKED
>BEANED
>BUDDHAD
What the fuck is everyone's obsession with B words?

>The Riot Way
>Angel vs Demon
100% accurate comic

>BOND-BURGERED

yikes, i hope you dont do anything "harsh" to these posters

Post more Sombra you dumb niggerfaggots

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They don't specifically write a line of code like Meta.Set("cancer", "aids", "herpes", "brigitte", *, *);, but changes to the stats of characters made by the devs determines the meta.

*sprays gay couple photo of soldier over your spray*

I'll take futa mercy if it means killing healsluts for good. give us anas and zens not mercy moira twotricks

>I'd rather talk about identity politics than video game mechanics

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>forgetting BOGGED

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Yeah, more like this instead of cuckholdary

You come home and see this. What do you do?

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Cuddle, fuck, then cuddle again

You can’t fix it. It’s fundimentally broken. Let it die.

I don't have anymore lewd shit

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Valve Way is objectively correct

I laughed at that more than I should have

Impregnate

That's not nice

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I've got a better idea. A gay plague has come out. You play as Winston and doomfist and you have to get every gay person into the gas chambers and exterminate them. Every time you kill a gay person in game, a blizzard employee goes to a corrupt third world country and kills a starving child with a bowie knife on twitch.

I want to marry and impregnate her so badly

your hentai mangas are also drawn by dudes

I would never do anything to hurt my wife Olivia.

PROPAGANDA IS USELESS

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I agree, nobody can damage my wife's reputation.

>I don't have anymore lewd shit
Dont worry. I'm here.

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Damnit I shouldn't be getting hard right before I have to leave for work

anyone have those twitter screenshots of all the asian girls talking about how much they want little hapa babies

No but now I wish I did

Is this real?

100%

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reeeeeee

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>not fuck, cuddle, fuck

Pleb

I need affection first. Gotta make sure she's real.

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I need her in my life so badly.

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Actually agree with this man. Even if it ruins it, I would love to see most of the women in OW with some huge tits. Except Symmetra, she can keep the hips

These threads always get me hard in the end.
Post something especially lewd that I can finish to

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>Is this real?
very much. Sombra has one of the top 5 butts in Overwatch

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Give this game a 2fort gamemode that doesn't have a timelimit and allows 12 vs 12. Maybe remove ults from this mode. There, game fixed.

So strange how Overwatch threads always devolve into Bleached discussion.

it's one of the few games with attractive non-white, non-Asian characters, so idiots try to fight fire with fire with bleached stuff whenever someone shows off one of the white female cast with black men.

Why do whites have such fragile egos?

Make them look like pic related instead of the toon style garbage they currently are.

better question, why does every porn scene including a black man automatically be called "showing that white girl the power of big black cock", it's alright to be annoyed with it.

Source on that please?
You teased us several times with this pic.

Because the audience for it is for white men who have a black dick fetish.

Same reason 90% of all porn is faux incest, people who aren’t into it just ignore it and jerk off and the people who are into tend to actually pay the money that funds it.

but how is that common? Why don't they just straight up watch gay porn with black people? Are there literally this many cucks around that you can build an industry of porn on top of it?

Delete the faggots and niggers

>again

Yes.

enjoy also please dont ban me
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3137687

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Nice, thank you mate.
I saw an similar bondage picture of Mercy yesterday, i guess they are from the same artist.

Too bad we don't know their name.

>le why not argument
Why even do it if it adds nothing. Only reason is because you're a disingenuous faggot jerking yourself off for being progressive. The story has gone nowhere and all they do to keep interest and belay criticism is turn more characters gay like it's a special treat.

Everyone like you is gonna get fisted by life eventually, I just hope it's in a civil war, you pussies can't fight.

Gaperr on Devianart

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Hit me up with a good cum pic of Sombra pls

Dude the source is right there.

You are right, sorry.
Thank you guys. :3

...he wasn't talking about the butt, buddy. come back when you're a man.

Please stroke hard for her!
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I'm glad I don't live your life, being this angry over nothing.

we raid the bliz HQ and kill the fags

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>gangbang
absolutely not
only closeted homos like that shit

I spent more time fapping to OW porn than playing the game.

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How do you get off to cumshot pictures? I've never understood the appeal. Cum is fucking disgusting. The first time my girlfriend swallowed I had to use every fiber of my willpower to not dry-heave in front of her and act like it was something I enjoyed watching.

I'd stand around with other guys as long as I get a round with Sombra, she isn't my wife, so why should I give a fuck.

what are they talking about then?

>again

well that's odd of you, but I guess i can see the logic. I can't into oral because it's basically drinking mucus

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Yo thanks, I needed that

>people who aren’t into it just ignore it and jerk off and the people who are into tend to actually pay the money that funds it.
>implying

Protip: porn is propaganda and the blacked.com site is run at a loss. Why? Look into it yourself.

>the way she makes that dick move
god i just want to FEEL IT like this AHHHHHHHH

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>Everything is so fucking grimdark and depressing.
Uh, what? Are you sure about that?

I imagine it's my cum blasted onto them

>whites
>fragile egos
lmao niggers are the most fragile of all
literally put them into full on primal chimp mode by just saying a single word

That type of bait would work on me if I didn’t grow up next to the home offices of most of the big porn companies. At least until the condom prop. passed.

I love this picture. Symmetra is underrated

Olivia is such a qt

Niggers don't have fragile egos, they're just retarded. I expect that from them, I expect better from whites.

> ovewatch
> fun

>[citation needed]
I see a lot of circumstantial evidence showing that Blacked.com might be run at a loss due to PornHub's reporting of interracial's extremely low popularity against what we know Blacked is paying their models (a lot, we have the numbers).

That doesn't mean they're running in the red though.

which version?

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triggered poop skin.

All of them of course

Summer

>remove ults
>rework utility into kits
>tracer dashes cost ammo
>mcree flash only interrupts skills
>zarya bubble and genji deflect block one projectile
>lucio speed boost affects only closest teammate
>orisa bautist moira brig and sombra removed from game unless reworked
game fixed give me OWL profits pls

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JK Rowling is one thing because it’s her taking her own work that’s already finished and had everything written as is and revising what’s already written in what might as well be Stone. It’s fanfic at that point, even if it’s the original creator doing it. Her own written story contradicts what she’s decided to make shitt up about

Overwatch is an ongoing story (even if it’s on an insulting slow drip because Blizzard was always a hack job with their writing). Adding details in the form of a story going forward that’s still a blank is perfectly acceptable wether or not the reader likes it.

Then again, I think the most insulting retcon so far bad to be Chu and his infamous “misconception” about DVA

Speed Boost already does that

I didn't think there would be this many Sombros

Balance the game like an actual team shooter and not like a moba.

I remember when the "bleached" threads were starting on /trash/, colonized was one of the ideas presented, but some spam wave pushed "bleached" over it.

I was never a waifufag growing up but Sombra completely changed that. One of my missions now is to go out and find a irl Sombra gf

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me on the right

Mei is bae

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Yes

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let me _be_ Mercy

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you forgot removing widow

a character that literally doesn't belong in the game

>racemixers

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None of the characters are particularly attractive.

worst they are all wanting to fuck beaners

the dick doesn't lie

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This. Imagine being so desperate for pussy that you fuck a low IQ shitskin. The absolute fucking state of white men.

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>look /pol/ i posted it again accept me please

>white men
ha good jokes
americans aren't white

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fpbp.

Only SFM Porn is fun.

Classic Mode

I could literally smell your parent's basement as I was reading this post.

COPE

>If you don't want to fuck non humans you're an incel and you live with your parents!
God please let me go back to being underage and stupid like you.

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Spoken like a true woman. Maybe you CAN pass as a woman after all, tranny.

Less baiting. More barely sfw posting

no fuck you

he tried to copy yeero's style but that wasn't enough so he copied the watermark too

But you're a non-human. Real human don't have 6 gorzillions fake genders and don't do faggot marriage.

you okay champ?

>titfuck prequel

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Ah fuck it. Good night

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No, it just needs actual character and not cardboard cut outs.

youtube.com/watch?v=yK9ya1vZZcU

You may be right but I like the way he does Sombra so I really dont mind

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>if you're not white you're not human!
You already are underage and stupid.

no you're inhuman
go back to being 3rd world and stop speaking around real people

>Female brain making advances in medicine.
Of course he is.

No, you're clearly just not white.

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no shitpost here
only truth that hurts the shitskins

I wanna bang Sombra so bad

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This but while Jeff watches

PLAY FORTNITE

Fortnite is gay tho

overwatch has more confirmed fags than most games

Break jeff's promise
>no additioonal maps or heros for money

fuck it add 10 heros that balance the game and i;ll pay 40 bucks for it

and....

>work on project titan it's pretty clear the best gameplay aspect of overwatch is the heros so just do whatever you had originally planned because no one is playing this shit anymore

the problems

>if owl crashes the game will too, a complete breakdown of a esports league to unpopular game with billionaires involved will kill the ghost of blizzard

>jeff probably has no control and the original writers quit

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>P-PLEASE DADDY GIVE ME MORE SHIT I'LL BE A GOOD PAYPIGGY AND GIVE YOU MY MONEY!
Rope your neck

I'd rather use the homos in Overwatch than ever have to touch Fortnite again

You can complain but what keeps the kiddies and brazils from giving the game a long standing player base is content is painfully slow, story is told via twitter rants, its not f2p and this is the last raft of old blizzard cast aways

Fix all that shit and the goats meta will solve itself via balance or hard nerfs

the other problem is when you do get a trickle of content it;s another hero that enforces the meta

The meta being boring to play and to watch

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How will giving activion money make them do anything they aren't already doing.
You're delusional and a blizzard shit eater that throws money at them hoping a whore will become a housewife.

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noose yourself /pol/turd

You can throw your copy of overwatch up and try and shoot it out of the air like a clay pigeon.

If you bought digital there's nothing to be done i'm sorry.

I'm gonna buy my 3rd smurf account thanks too you :)

Stay mad that i'm right

Stop shoehorning in gay characters wherever you can

Make Soldier 76 straight and great again.

whoa sure showed me how correct i am
retard

if they don';t do it the game dies, the owl sinks blizzard and your insult will be as dated as calling people Westhoods

so what are you bitching about?

wow is dead classic wonb't bring back your youth or friends

hots dead diablo 2 dead

the last remaining blizzard money maker is a card game that had to ban a entire year of work and force a meta no one has previous cards of

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Good i hope blizzard dies you retard and you as well

And 50 lootboxes :)

giv sombra gf

Olivia's children would be castizo and therefore white.

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i know you're just looking for attention seeing no one else even talks to you so here take this and fuck off.

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And I'd be the father.

I love her.

>castizo
>White
American education and existence is a blight on this world

And then I'll buy your boyfriend a copy :)

>look up Zaya rule34 on the Internet
>nothing but futa shit
way to ruin a perfect woman

No more (You)s cringy faggot

What is that goblino

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What's wrong?

Make teams bigger and alter the maps accordingly to handle more players

Then add all these guys.

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I love my wife!

wrong

don't talk to me inhuman

MILLETE RAMSAY from rooster teeth

shes 11 you sicko

Yup euro hours. Yea Forums turns to shit.

coming from the /pol/nigger lol

just make a hero that totally fucks goats make 3 of them

I suggest a guy who does more damage against armor and shields but shit damage against regular dudes

You're some shitskin
who are you calling a nigger you literal nigger

t. triggered /pol/nigger

You're the one that keeps replying to me when i called you the truth
You seem pretty triggered by the truth shitskin
Maybe just end it so we have one less shitting up the world

I wanna impregnate sombra and then immediately move on in classic latino style.

seethe more subhuman

keep assuming that. If you're so high and mighty then tell us where you're from. But you won't cause you're probably a scared little bitch.

You're still replying shitskin
Only putting truth to my words
Just do what your dad should have done and shotgun your ballbag

norway a whiter country than you'll ever see amerimutt

>norway
ok opinion discarded

I can smell the jealous shartmutt from here

so much anger from such a little faggot, cope harder shitskin

Shes very cute

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Says the amerimutt still replying
mad little inhuman

shoo shoo, go back to your cuckold tab, sissy.

She is. She's cute, beautiful, sexy, and adorable, all in one perfect wife!

Projecting now huh shitskin
I don't want to hear about your fetishes

>people thought overwatch was gonna be a tf2 killer
>3 years later
>tf2 is more relevant then overwatch
>even old tf2 youtubers came back
>no one gives a rats ass about overwatch

called it

This is the butt of my wife Mei. Say something nice.

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She's my wife as well, actually. Fatfags and obese cosplayers appropriating her even though she's not fat won't ruin her for me.

I dont neccesarily like Mei but the thought of slapping that fat ass and plowing that doughy body gets me going

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>n--n-n-n---no you
cope

The Spanish considered them white at the time.

You're the seething shitskin trying to tell me about your cuck fetish

I can hear your heavy breathing and angry typing from here.

Projecting again huh... How sad.

>No you again
How sad

Fact is killing you slowly but i need you to speed it up by drinking bleach

I'm good timmy, go to sleep.

both of you faggots have ruined the thread. i hope neither of you sleep well tonight.

nah kill yourself

I'm already having a blast with my friends

>Whaa my totally not porn thread is crap!
I hope these in the future get a instant ban but mods are lazy fuckers

no thanks lol

>IM NOT MAD U R
>NO UR MAD U MAD U MAD
>SEETHING!!! SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING
Why do you want to hurt people? And why do you think doing so doesn't make how hurt you are any more obvious?

shut up faggot
eat this dick

I understand that you're in pain, but this is no way to deal with it.

i'll give you some pain faggot

Little Norway boy is still going lol

Are you trying to say your fat gene shapeshifting ass is any better?
You inhuman americans are a blight on this world and you're going to slave yourself soon enough
Then i won't have to listen to you fat fucks smack your lips and smell your scootering ass on my boards

>bla bla bla I'm from Norway
literally irrelevant opinions lol

I can't imagine having a room temperature iq
But amerimutts make it look so easy

this is specifically exactly the opposite way to fix the game. Are you Jeff fucking Kaplan?

>increase movespeed by 50%
>more alternate paths with open areas to the side and such
>slash cooldowns by 30%
>turn ultimates into cooldown abilities, make them weaker, and make them available about twice as fast.
>every hero has a movement ability

My friend, seems to me like you're replying to a joke post.

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