>UPCOMING CLOSED BETA
taleworlds.com
BANNERLORD
GIVE ME A KEY TURKROACHES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
and you cunts never believed me when i told you THIS YEAR
are these roaches going to release this on early access after all these years?
>Bannerlord will be playable in your lifetime
Exclusively on Epic Store!
Yeah but full EA won't be until just before full release, they're doing MP testing with a smaller group
It's almost here?
literally impossible
I've been coughing for the last 3 months now. I am not so sure anymore.
>closed beta
Isn't this about those keys they were giving away at that tournament that took place a few weeks ago?
what a year to be alive, [god of your choice] be blessed, it delay my an hero
>closed beta
>closed
just kill me already..
Hircine is the correct choice for worship
:(
>Not Sheogorath, Sanguine or Hermaeus Mora
pleb
They all bow to Sithis.
>Sheogorath
Le Yea Forums tier random wacky man!
>Sanguine
But I like being steady with my qt GF instead of partying with STD ridden dark elf hoes
>Hermy
I don't visit /d/ or /x/
Sithis isn't a god, he's a force
This is what happens to filthy Rhodoks hiding behind their spears in open field. You best stay in your mountains where you belong.
BANNERLORD WILL BE A EPIC EXCLUSIVE SCREENCAP THIS
They already have the turkish government's money, why do they need chinese.
they already confirmed they are on steam
This would probably be the only game to make me even consider the epic store, good thing they have some integrity
>some cocksuckers will get to play the game and laugh at the rest of Yea Forums while we beg for screens
It's gonna be a shitstorm
Peryite is cute. CUTE
>2019 and still not a hint of a release date
Build a faraday cage. Your location is EMF compromised.
I disbelieve
Hes one of the few Daedra who is actually noted as being genuinely evil, despite being far the weakest of the Daedra princes. He's basically their little bitch caretaker.
ok how do I register to it
Jyggalag is the correct choice
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT, BRO.
DON'T WORRY
Go see a doctor, retard.
This is how I know that I died sometime ago and now I'm just dreaming before my brain shuts down
I did, he told me my lungs sound fine and I told me to buy a bunch of non-prescription rip-off shit that didn't help at all. Going again tomorrow actually to confront that fucking fraud.
see
vanilla wow, bannerlord, df in steam, ss13 in unity
I'm in a coma arent I
so basically that means the game is confirmed to come out within the next 5 years
yay?
IT'S FUCKING REAL THIS TIME
Don't forget Halo
>A group of three teens recently murdered and tortured another teen
>They were confirmed for having met over and played a lot of Warband
>The story breaks yesterday
>Closed beta announced today
They were so close.
I'm hoping this game is far better optimized than Warband. Sucks having a GTX 1080 and still lagging in 100 v 100 battles.
>releases this year
>Epic store exclusive
fuck off cpncold i dont care about halo
>thinking türks would give two shits about something like that
Nice try nonetheless.
this year is the year guise I can feel it
>DMC5
>RoR2
>bannerlord
year of comebacks it just makes sense
literally who?
based
>halo bad
>but classic wow good
blizzcuck please.
Visit Boyar Nelag
kys wowfag
>not living forever in the tree hivemind that you worship
fuck daedra and aedra, and everything in between
(Your relation with Chairman Mao has changed -47)
Yeah, I've been having this abdominal pain for the last year that's just been getting worse. getting old sucks
>a whole new timeframe before filthy Rhodoks existed
it's gonna be great lads, September 2019.
why does Yea Forums hate Rhodoks so much?
Too many hills and Crossbows are for pussies.
you know they also talked about having a multiplayer beta for the winter of 2016
Why wouldn't you hate cowards who do everything possible to not fight their enemy honorably like a man?
SWADDIANS RISE UP
Yeah every dev say that til the paycheck clears.
The Armenian Genocide didn't happen.
Can I have a key now?
No don't fucking do this
>All these cliché and unoriginal names.
still gonna pirate it because they made me wait that fucking long
>King Harlaus why are you having a feast at Praven when the Vaegirs are taking over Dhirim (again)?
>implying they do it for money
>vaegirs
>taking anything ever
KHERGITS managed to take over Dhirim in my playthrough. You overestimate Swadia's competence.
>Several visible units just stab the air
Good thing it only took 10 years to get this far
Khergits are OP for sieges.
I mean if everyone in the castle is on vacation, sure.
Threadly reminder that if Taleworlds was still with Paradox the game would had been out use ago and all the feature creep would had just been DLC. Now the game is going to be outdated by the time it even comes out.
The khergits are all archers, m8. 150 of them shooting arrows at the walls make holes in the defenders' army real fucking fast.
It'd probably be better to get a second opinion, doctors tend to be very bullheaded once they've made a diagnosis, especially internal medicine/general practice.
>Not playing Rhodok for the War Cleaver
>terrible light armor
>terrible melee capabilities
>loses their one benefit in sieges (mobility via horseback)
>but muh archers
Literally all it takes is the enemy to get aggressive and take the fight to the Khergits instead of trying to take potshots through the battlements. No way is your shitty Khergits going to stop them when they do.
khergits would conquer the world just like based ghenghis IDIOT
look, just because you're insecure about your wife having 4 legs doesn't mean you need to get uppity with the rest of us civilized people
Genghis didn't conquer the whole world though.
he did conquer the relevant world
HOW does one get a key?
Jealousy breeds contempt
You buy it on Steam, there's no beta yet.
Kill a journalist who insults:
Turkey
Islam
Erdoğan
Are you retarded mate?
Are you having a giggle?
Can somebody confirm this? I know a journalist in exile who matches all the criteria.
Nice I'd like to do that anyways.
>multiplayer
Boo, give us singleplayer.
I almost threw up from excitement when I read this.
>Hating Sheogorath
Do you suck dick for money or as a hobby?
why are we talking about elder scrolls in a bannerlord thread?
bannerlord encompasses all
it will kill every game out there as it greats overhauls for elder scrolls, warhammer, warcraft, witcher, etc. because no game compares in its variety and depth of mechanics
yeah but bannerlord is only going to come out during the second coming of Christ
I'm curious but is there a Elder Scrolls mod for mount and blade warband that anyone knows of?
The best memes and RP shitposting games are merging
Literally only want this to hurry the fuck up and come out so they can do a Napoleonic Wars mod for it like the last one. Medieval can kiss my ass. For some of us the wait is going to be even longer
someone made a morrowind mod a long time ago
don't know the state
>Don't worry we won't be an epic exclusive
>It's not exclusive if it's only for a year
Eat SHIT gunpowderfag
>M&B has Swadian v Rhodok shitposting
>TES has Men v Mer shitposting
>substantial amount of obscure memes
>both attract players who like sandbox gameplay
It's not a surprise the playerbase overlaps
shan't. Napoleonic Wars was a uniquely fun Multiplayer and the community for it has only just this last year and a half started to die out. That's mostly due to a lack of alternatives though. It's a damn shame i love the era and want to play in it more
I THINK WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BROS
Well, you could try a hard dry fast for a couple days. Just remember not to brush your teeth or shower.
I knew I was right to keep the faith. Walk into the light of daily M&B threads my lost weary friend, for harvesting season is almost upon us.