night elves are literally perfection
Night elves are literally perfection
yes
Old and busted
>leader is a horde slut, who also submits to the humans.
uh...
>nig*t elves
Made for Orc cock
WoW is literally dead, shut the fuck up about it.
That's a corpse
Daily reminder that it's canon that Tyrande wants to breed with a strong Orc warrior, hence why she's not having elf babies.
soon classic, soon.
Night elf men are cuckolds that let their women slowly self destruct their society sleeping with the Tyrone orcs while they’re cucking themselves in the Emerald Dream. As pointed out, Blood Elves are truly the best elf race in Warcraft, also their porn is much better
with a fat ass
wtf, did they update character models?
blood elves are nice, but they look too human to me, which is boring
When it's ready amirite blizzcuck?
>Game made 13 years ago
>Not ready until summer
Blood Elves are made to be impregnated by Humans.
And that’s a good thing
Where. Is. The. Cock.
What is the best race and class to support a big Tauren Warrior?
why are her hands and fingers the same as the undead?
I doubt there's any fat left
good night Yea Forums
a challenger appears
They just want their porn threads.
why does she have tits then
made to reach your prostate
Magic
Her womb is designed for the potent seed of a powerful Orc.
*blocks your path*
male nelves have really nice bodies
easy to get too.
Too bad they can't compete with Orc males and have to watch their females getting bred by the BGC
Get on my level plebs, then we talk.
Male orcs would die to look as a male nelf
>tfw always thought male Nelfs were peak masculinity whilst everyone else thought they were gay
am i a homo
Its not real
Reminder that Tauren have the biggest cocks of all the playable races, meaning they can cuck every everyone
Reminder that Baine is the biggest cuck in Warcraft.
You might be. Maybe not. Does it matter?
nightelves and tauren should have been a third, nature themed faction
I just want a proper sequel to DAOC
Oh! Sure! You are gay just to find aesthetic beauty in what is designed to be a pleasing, yet fantastic, representation of male fitness
Me, on the other hand, I'm gay because I like cocks. One in my mouth, one in each hand, and one in my butt. Delicious meaty manhood.
i want BBC cuck fetishists to leave. no matter the board or media, they have to inject their depravity into every subject. they truly are the furries and ponyfags of 2019 but somehow even more pathetic
Buttblaste non Tauren
Elves are dumb and their eyebrows piss me off
That's not a fetish, that's literally canon.
We are talking about the lore here.
some day the cucks will be purged, friend
I want to marry and impregnate a Night Elf
Better RP an Orc then.
IF HE'S SO SMART, HOW COME HE'S DEAD?
>his main isn't a female night elf
reminder of what could have been
Why would i want to play the submissive race of WoW?
I'm not a tranny.
It's not because it's a male Human who wants a Night Elf wife
People complain about footfags, futafags, trapfags, barafags, fatfags, furries all fucking day.
But let me be clear. Cuckfags are the worst. To the exclusion of all others, they deserve the rope more than anything.
Female Tauren Shaman
yes
The one artist in the world who understands that all races have humanoid dicks given that their women all have regular human boobs.
Then what are Nightborne, who are far better? Double-perfection?
Two of the three you posted are shit though.
Retard. He's not a cuckfag, it's just a reminder since the thread name is "night elves are literally perfection".
thats a really short arrow
>have the biggest cocks out of all the races
>still end up being "muh nature and elemental spirits" pacifist cucks instead of conquering kalimdor
so much for physical superiority
As much as I love WoW, fuck what it did to nelves.
Nope. He’s a cuckfag. If I started posting pictures of cute elf feet I would be a footfag. If he randomly brings up cuckolding he’s a cuckfag.
Those renders were made like 10 years before the updated models. What could have been...
They are conquering it right now and are pleasuring the night elves captives.
BWOMSAMDIIIIIII
HELP ME KICK DE ALLIANCE ASSES MON!
Tyrande already had children
>you are a cuckfag when you point out that other people are cuckfags.
They don't feel the need to overcompensate for their shortcomings like some other races.
Orc babies, yes. But don't tell that to Malfurion (though i think he probably suspects it).
More reasons to have a Bard class!
I want to charm some fools with my cheeky charisma and silver tongue
Yes. You’re injecting your fetish into the conversation.
Oh yeah? where are the tauren/elf rape babies then? that's right, they don't exist, because taurens are such pussified cucks that they can't even bring themselves to rape their captives while also accepting the leadership of a literal female corpse.
What about those big ass totems
That cries 'compensation'
The conversation is literally THE NIGHT ELVES ARE PERFECT.
It's not a fetish it's a FACT that Night Elves men are cuckhold. Not my fault if it's a fetish for other people.
April Fools Blizz was fun
>It's not a fetish it's a FACT that Night Elves men are cuckhold
there you go again
Looks like some League splash art.
At least the female corpse allows them to have fun with pretty women.
Also not every race can breed with another one. It's the concept of race you know?
I want to marry her
So the stronk womyn meme doesn't apply if the womyn is sexy?
T. lorelet and/or RP night elf male in denial
Stop talking about rape and big dicks you crypto-faggot cucks. Imagine talking so much about this shit in threads about female elf qts, you obsessed brain-damaged shitlords.
Yes.
Yeah! Diablo III 2014 it was also hilarious! Oh... wait...
I want to marry and impregnate Valeera
too busy getting fucked over by lvl 10 centaurs, pigmen, and harpies
>matriarchal society
>all the major positions are held by women
>the men are goofy looking ingame
reddit spacing
How is he wrong again?
if you've posted in this thread you should kys me first
>top tier unit for the 'Orc' race is a Tauren
What did WC3 mean by this?
>female corpse with bigger balls than their chieftain
>stop talking about the lore
k.
>NE
>Strong women
Bitch at the first sign of trouble they literally went "Welp, time to wake up our sleeping husbands".
I wish I was a cute elf girl
You’re jamming it into the conversation. If you constantly brought up cuckolding IRL people would think you’re a cuckfag.
>strong women
Srslly? They constantly got raped and had to side with some humans since they are so scared about the orcs and their BIG GREEN COCK.
imagine Blizzard working
I wish you were my wife
that's the point of an anonymous board faggot
i wish i was your orc owner
something about their pointy ears really turns me off, can't get hard for the elves.
because they're fucking retarded. the females can hunt and fire bows but if anything beyond that happens they need druids
Blood Elves are already Orc owned though!
>tfw no qt awkward NE gf who gets bullied for being shit at archery
The point of an anonymous imageboard is to force your fetish into unrelated threads?
holy fuck learn to follow a conversation.
But imagine for a second... new objects, maybe off-hand weapons to represent instruments. String, wind and percussion.
Maybe its a little bit silly, but it would be rather nice to let players create pieces of music... they may even have additional effects depending how they are crafted
It may even implement a new crafting profession to create sheets of music using inspiration extracted from objects...
I DON'T KNOW
I just want them to add something different to the game...
>first sign of trouble
>full scale legion invasion that is a planetary level disaster
>trouble
They were killing nigger orcs just fine before they juiced up on Mannoroth blood.
Did you know that Night Elf women poop? They probably just poop on the street because they don’t have toilets. haha
One would imagine that they do it in the forest, with the bears
Human*
High Elves and their derivatives belong to Human men.
They probably just go in their pants haha they don’t care.
The orcs were killing them like it was nothing until Cenarius (a male) arrived.
Stop telling lies.
Wizards at least can make it banish, no?
I wish I was a Night Elf woman who just does it in the street with many onlookers thinking I'm a disgusting creature.
Stuck. In. Your. Ass.
Orcs probably take fat steaming shits. Probably smells really bad haha. Demonically enhanced poop.
>until Cenarius (a male) arrived.
>dies to an orc later anyway
Tell me about Illidan.
Why does he wear the blindfold?
Post more elf foot sluts
Does Cenarius take human or deer poop? haha? What if night elves make deer poop. Maybe both at once haha
There are simply not enough elves being posted in this thread.
You are required to post more. Preferably male and shirtless.
He's blind, not deaf.
>half naked
>perfect bodies
I guess from a lore perspective it makes somewhat sense but I just can't ignore this came only forth from
>tits sell
>muh modern/postmodern body image
My alliance main is a female night elf priest, actually.
DEMON-SPAWNED WRETCHES
>Warcraft shit
finna get one of these for my zandachad tank
They can heal my dude. Literally have life magic coming out the ass.
>it takes a demigod to defeat a literal who blademaster
Has there ever been a more based unit in an RTS?
Friendly reminder that posting art, especially roleplayer commissioned art, is autistic cringe of the highest caliber
Fuck you probably get perfect aesthetic just from taking a dip in a moonwell.
Your cucked headcanon isn't lore unless you prove otherwise you failure.
Not anymore, Blizzard nerfed him.
>unit
you might as well call it an army because pre nu-blizz balancing that hero was the only thing keeping orc viable
Should I roll male or female nelf druid when classic hits?
Is anyone able to explain what's happening here?
It's not like he is bad now user. I just started playing again with the Reforged announcement and I'm holding around 60% WR at level 22 right now with minimal time to play.
Male if feral, female otherwise.
These are fap threads. The same shit you are posting. You make it about elves instead of anything else and do not present an actual pure video game topic. Porn and porn talk is what you get for making it about "female elf qts" in the first place.
How come the same team of developers managed to nail the atmosphere and environement so perfectly in some areas while also fucking it up beyond comprehension in other areas within the same game?
I'm guessing its a female artist, just like how most male artists can't draw very accurate versions of the female body.
male because female druids were the beginning of the end for the race.
Infinite fractal abs
>.fr
tyrone stop
These muscles are called serratus anterior
Ricardo?
You can call me daddy if you like
learn to use google
wow.gamepedia.com
I read it. He was an orc that fought against demons and earned himself some respect among night elves for that. Tyrande was nice to him, as well as Malfurion. Of course the absolute dumpishness is that cuckanon automatically thinks there was some sex happening.
weird way to spell gobbos but okay
Fucking skinnyfat incels, don't you know how muscles work?
Except it's "porn talk" ABOUT female elf qts. Some of you are shitposting cucks or trannies who can't let go of your shit fetish and talk about males and their dicks. And the problem is that you systematically do this in every similar thread like parasites: "made for the BBC", "made for big orc cock" etc etc. And then you derail threads with your cuckoldry and headcanon.
Where does it say that he had an affair or fucked a Night Elf?
>the mere mention of Brox's name is enough to remind Tyrande of how they lost him, causing tears to well up in her eyes
>During the trial of Garrosh Hellscream, Tyrande referred to Broxigar as "one of the great heroes of Azeroth".
Also Tyrande slapped a priestess because she asked why a stranger was allowed in their most sacred and forbidden place, they built statues of him, etc.
It's fucking obvious.
Fuck off Knaak.
It's obvious in your sick headcanon. He was a valuable ally that helped them in that incident abotu the Well of Eternity and sacrificed himself on duty and with honor. Of cource the Night Elves will honor him from their part you obsessed cuck.
brox is medan tier terrible and makes zero sense considering tyrande didn't know what an orc was in wc3. all wc books should be retconned.
Fuck off Rexxcraft you massive cucklord.
I don't like night elves because I'm racist against purple people.
based
kek
It could be him for all we know
What do you think Broxigar’s poop taste like? What if Sargaeras took a massive galactic flaming shit on him? haha
I want a night elf bf. Preferably a demon hunter.
Also FUCK WoW
>western cartoon shit
Why? You don't like purple? It's a based color.
Valuable ally or not, you don't act like this when you are not in love.
Night Elves are the most arrogant, racist race of all. Tyrande wouldn't do a 180 if there wasn't something else.
You know a lot of girls obsessed with a guy 10000 years later where just the thought of him makes them cry?
Also like mentionned it's written by a guy who loves interracial. Of course he would not make it explicit, but you, user, are too much innocent (or don't know many girls) to not understand what he implied.
God damn she's just asking for a good dicking.
sneed
What if C'thun took a huge slimy old god shit on you? Bet you'd like that haha
Wow haha they probably put his poop in his musems. Fossilized poop shrine everyone who walks by has to kiss it.
I love my Kaldorei wife
God I wish
Why do you think Tyrande has no babies?
Why do you think that she submitted to humans so that they could protect them from the Horde?
Why do you think she didn't fight to protect her people when Teldrassil happened?
Why do you think she let Maiev fight at her place to retake their territory?
Because she was pooping! haha Night Elf TURDS take months to come out.
>Except it's "porn talk" ABOUT female elf qts
Yeah, because all you can post is female elf qts. That's the topic you provide and it will lead to the thread being about porn. I'm not one of the guys that posts porn in these threads, but I've seen enough threads about "female elf qts" to know that it's unfortunately the natural progression of the thread.
Like the swirling of a toilet bowl. All discussion leads to night elven poop.
And yet they have been working for so many years with the humans of the Alliance and even had their world tree burned during the Alliance - Horde war because of that. If they loved so much orc/tauren/your average large brutish race cock, they would have joined the Horde in minutes. Especially with many of their husbands sleeping.
Or I guess they don't do that because secretly all Sentinels are taking that amazing and delicious human cock on the basis according to your headcanon, right? No other way that the NE could feel loyalty or be sympathetic to someone.
Just stop Rexxcraft you cuck.
No one posts porn. And the ones who overdo it usually get axed. Porn talk =/= actual porn.
But when you want to talk about attractive females and share pictures of them, it's very annoying when a number of faggots suddenly project their fetishes across the entire thread. Like those obnoxious Draenei futafags for example. It's to be expected to get shitted upon by others if you overdo it.
There are only two of those strip type muscles: serratus anterior and external obliques. That other stuff down towards his illiac crest is nonsense.
>No one posts porn
Yet. Also If you've ever been in one of these threads you'd know that the porn will happen.
And the porn gets axed, as it did in that post.
Are you an actual idiot user? Do you have communication problems?
>*blocks your draenei goatfucker futa fags*
>*blocks your embarrassing barbie doll horde race*
>*blocks your furries*
Now THIS is based.
>*rolls a female night elf or human and goes and gets railed in goldshire*
oops lol
go in your containment threads you sad boomer
>*blocks your furries*
uh
retail seethe
except they're not human
They are aware of their weakness. They are still want to maintain their culture but it's a fetish they just can't get rid off.
So yea they needed the alliance to protect them, but they were too late for Teldrassil this time.
>all Sentinels are taking that amazing and delicious human cock on the basis according to your headcanon, right
I mean that' also the other reason why Night Elves are in Alliance. So your average incel could RP the human banguing his night elf wife.
>Elf women
Do I want to know what happened here?
I never noticed the hanging corpsed in the background.
Wish horde was savage again.
Grom was right to give in and thrall was a cuck who ran the horde into the ground.
Ok you are an obvious headcanon faggot, everyone with a half a brain can see this. Total waste of time.
And congratulations, you ruined the thread you cucks.
Keep being in denial. And call me back when Tyrande has a night elf baby or do something against the Orcs currently raping her people.
GODDAMN, THIS HORDE SHITS REALLY LAME
I GOTTA LIVE IN THE BARRENS TO FIND THE QUILBOAR TUSKS
SO YOU SEND ME YOUR LOVE FROM ALL AROUND THE ALLIANCE
AS IF I COULD LIVE ON
WORDS AND DREAMS AND QUILBOAR SCREAMS
OH, HOW I NEED A HAND IN MINE TO FEEL
Thinking about making a fem nelf for my first classic character desu
Thinking about marrying a female Night Elf desu
I love how stupidly long the night elf ears are
Good lad
classic wow is literally the only thing preventing me from killing myself
what do i do to pass the time until then
It's just any elf thread, especially with a focus on the females. Regardless of the video game, regardless of the topic, regardless of what the actual lore says. It's automatically about sex.
They live out of Stormwind with us Humans so I feel like I'd stand a better chance at courting one now.
>tfw you will never have a human gf
I wanna marry and impregnate Sally
made for orc cock
Why can't human females be real?
>suddenly project their fetishes across the entire thread
draenei are canon futa whether you like it or not.
I love you two.
provide citations then
>Rexxcraft
I want a belf wife so badly
Is this official or some cuck's own comic?
Haven't really followed wow stuff in a long time.
I will roll a futa night elf priest on classic.
Anyone down to be dominated and penetrated on a daily bases by my huge horse cock?
Yes, but only if I can play a balding male dwarf.
>is this official
It's official. As hilarious as that is.
sure, dwarfs are cute!
she mind controls and fucks him after so yea it's official
Yes, yes, and yes yes yes.
Draenei are the superior WoW race, futa or not.
It's some cuck's own comic. As hilarious as that is.
warlordrexx.tumblr.com
i must safeguard the land
>horns look like Bugles (the snack)
>tail is ridiculously small and deformed
why the fuck do so many artists take liberties with Draenei and ruin them
post discord
>nelf
>horsecock
Why?
I can't do it publicly...
>love how tall draenei and nelf girls are
>95% of art makes them normal human sized
Based and greenpilled
CSR is so hit and miss, huge miss here
Based. Love you lassie.
Post yours
>He heard a slight thump and a small shape appeared. It was jar shaped, filled with a
glowing light, and he knew it to be a totem—a method for shaman to contact, summon,
and control the elements. Radiant jewels seemed to swirl about it, and runes he did not
recognize moved in a slow circle.
>A heartbeat later, a little dust devil formed, blue-white and whirling. It grew larger as
the shaman began to chant, and with a flick of her wrist she released it. It did not move.
The draenei opened her eyes, puzzled, and said something in a language Anduin did not
understand. Still the little elemental she had summoned did not obey her.
Same
Nice pits
yeah a "totem".
Is that supposed to prove anything, retard?
A totem to summon an air elemental
You'd know that if you didn't start this expansion
yeah, if only Human females were real
FF14 has this
Can I get a link ?
Nn, I wish that was me.
Imagine a nelf wife
Then their made up muscles serve no evolutionary purpose and are fukin gay lmao
wouldn't an orc and night elf just make like, trolls?
>fish mouth
are you an actual female or just some retarded tranny?
Neither, fuckhead.
Does it matter to you? You're still not going to get any real sex
Theres a lot of interesting discussion about elves in this thread.
i bet whoever this girl is really ugly. most chubbies are.
Imagine her bearing my half-human children.
imagine being her!
fuck evles
based, also sauce pls
I'd want to impregnate you, then
We are all aware that night elves are essentially evolved trolls, right?
>Around 15,000 years ago a tribe ofdark trollsunconcerned by the battles for land and power and longing for a peaceful connection to the world, came to settle near the translucent waters of theWell of Eternity, the prime source of all magic on the planet. Over time, the Well's cosmic power affected this nocturnal and independent tribe, suffusing their flesh and bones, elevating their forms to match their graceful spirits. They transformed into highly intelligent and virtuallyimmortalbeings. Their skin turned various shades of violet, and they grew stronger and taller in stature. The tribe gradually abandoned their ancient heritage and tradition. The mystics began worshiping the moon goddessElune, who they believed slumbered within the fount's depth during daylight hours. The former trolls also discovered the name "Kalimdor" and other titan-forged words from communing with Elune and investigating strange artifacts scattered around the Well's periphery. They adopted the name kaldorei, which meant "children of the stars" in their native tongue.
Yes.
That's part of why I find Night Elf women being dicked by Troll men so hot. It's a shame there isn't much art of that.
user it was referenced IN LEGION as being a thing.
Reminder that this always has been and always will be the go-to interracial pairing.
Is this the video game equivalent of white man asian female?
The most natural pairing in the universe? Yes
everyone says its some guys comic but thats pretty much verbatim what happens for real
I would fuck her until my dick fell off, that's what matters
Who is this goddess
Someone all the females in this thread wish they were
>females in this thread
uhhh
I am going to play a Orc or Troll Shaman come classic
I want a Void Elf wife
I wish I had money and time to start playing wow again :(
I want to lick void pits
Same. Void Elves are literal perfection and the best addition to the game in years. I would give anything to have one as my wife.
there are no blood elves with humans
Not yet, once factions dissolve their High Elf genealogy will kick in and they'll seek out Human husbands.
Mate all windrunner sisters love human dick, I know they aren't "blood" elves but its still the same shit really.
why is there no Tyrande Sex doll? I need her in my life
GOD i wish that was me
me on the right
You'd be my wife
Nelf booty is, at least.
I want a wow gf to play p.servers with. and classic when it comes around.
Where are you :(
Am I the only one who had a thing for female taurens?
I personally like the girls of every race, though the weakest in my opinion are Trolls.
I agree, though gnomes and dwarves disgusted me too. But I just always liked the tauren girls and thought they had far too little lewd art
>tfw you'll never have an elf wife
How do other anons cope?
By constantly masturbating to impregnating Elves
Oh I can handle this
youtube.com
>tfw have had several sexual fantasies of my high school crush as a night elf
>even though she preferred draenei
She did have these ears though.
Draenei women were made for breeding after marriage, then being Lightforged and made immortal so you can spend the rest of eternity together with her happily.
you aren't the only one
You mean until you die then she fucks other orcs and tauren freely.
And exclusively made for black cock.
But user, how am I going to be immortal to live that eternity with her?
why do i wish that was me
Why would anyone make an ERP alt on a Classic server when it will have old graphics, won't have transmog, and if you want a slutty gear set you'd need to level and farm it up in fucking vanilla? The games will literally share the same monthly fee.
I just fucking said that you'd be Lightforged and made immortal
It's not a Draenei-only thing
>and made immortal
Let's see how long it will last when we kill the second Xe'Ra
Back to work, shortie
I'm still mad with what they did to him. Quel'thalas needs it's monarchy back and they need to start having more babies, not enough elves to go around right now for the humans.
I dislike Nelfs, stop making me want to fuck one.
I agree. The factions need to dissolve so they can finally rejoin humanity and kickstart the Half-Elf race.
I like that the blood elves said they'd be fine with Lor'themar just taking the throne now but he's loyal to the Sunstriders and doesn't want to.
There isn't enough art of High/Blood Elf man on Human woman.
Nah that's High Elves specialization,
No, Dwarves are.
MORE
Dwarves are kikes
In universe that shit would probably be pretty popular seeing as blood elves are said to be attractive in general. There are probably tons of human girls wetting themselves thinking about blood elven men.
consider female worgen
>Dwarves
>dark irons are niggers because their skin is dark
enough of this low IQ meme
I considered them for marriage
>Violent black dwarfs that bound themselves to a elemental lord just to attack other people aren't niggers
Not a meme it's reality nigger
sure ignoring the fact that they're just hideous in general
that's the spirit
>greedy
>promoting race-mixing
>worshipping to ancient evil
>dark skin
They are jews
green or golden eyes?
Are you still upset that I stole Jaina from you, Kael?
Golden has better effects, but I like green more from an "idea" perspective. I'm glad they have gold eyes from the same perspective though.
Well at least kael's kngdom survived, unllike both Artha's kingdoms
Every race is niggers because they do nothing but attack other people... almost like it's the Warcraft universe.....
Anything that isn't Holy. Green because i like the fel issue they suffer.
Anything Holy. Gold because it fits and it makes since they use the well instead of the fel.
Would you fuck a San'layn? Can they even have children?
I want to be her Human husband.
*teleports behind you and holds off your husband and forces you to cheap shot a val'kyr and flee
Nothing personal, Elf.
Green is the nicer contrast with pale skin desu.
>see this army approaching
Wat do?
Biggest crime in modern WoW is not releasing stuff like the bikini armor in Vanilla in HD. Would literally print subs.
There is a surprising lack of even half way decent Belf male shit.
Impregnate