Was claire too immature for leon's taste?

Wow careful not to impale your eye on that toothpick Claire!

Bond burgered your sister?

>putting tomato on it at all

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claire is very dexterous so don't worry!

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no way fag

Reminds me of this

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homemade hamburger bun, toasted
beef ground by your own mixer
sauteed onions and jalapenos
crumbled blue cheese
ketchup

sounds pretty fucking good right now

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>AHAHAHA IM SO FUN AND QUIRKY
why do you guys like her again?

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tfw no burga

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I don't get the appeal on this chick.
She's like 5/10

I honestly can't see the appeal of 3D women.

god damn her torso caves in like play doh

Hot

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That doesn't look healthy

does she know that there is a group of obsessed virgins that post videos of her everyday?

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Her fault for getting pregnant

it's one thing if you dont like tomatos at all but sure if your not in the mood to have a slice on a burger thats fine

i will say this, you either have a slice of tomato OR ketchup, NOT BOTH
(you can have neither if you like that's fine)

god i wish i was that burger

I'll give you a hint. A 5/10 is a perfectly workable arrangement as long as your personalities don't clash hideously

based lonely and horny posters
cringe jordan poster

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Except the personalities of Yea Forums incels and an instagram model WILL clash hideously

>personalities don't clash hideously
i see you haven't online dated much

i'm actually ok with tomatos as long as it's good quality and thinly sliced and put in the right fucking place where it's not making the bun mushy

We'll balance each other other and not encroach on each other's established territories and niches

underrated

yea personally i put a small piece of lettuce on the bottom fo the bun, place pattie on it
then you put tomato slice on top of pattie and can put a piece of lettuce over that(you dont have to here if you have decent buns or decent non soggy tomato)

im no taking into condiments into this, thats up to personal choice how those are put on
also for me i peel lettuce off the head so i have decent size pieces/layers unlike shaved/shredded lettuce some people might be thinking of instead

it hurts bros

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You stupid fucking nigger, lettuce, tomato, and mayo goes UNDER the patty and the cheese, fried egg, pickle slices, and mustard goes ABOVE the patty.
Learn your fucking cheeseburgers.

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I got a boner

try to keep up, Claire!

yea i just love going to pick up my burger and have the patty slip off because of the tomato slice under it

fucking idiot, we arent even talking cheese burgers, you dont put tomatos on those
also eggs dont go on burgers, you are crazy

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This kind of shit doesn't even make me sad anymore. At this point I genuinely believe I don't deserve to be happy at all.

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She doesn't look like the girlfriend kind of girl for me. It's more like the good friend type of girl you accidentally bang one day because she's hot and you're drunk and you both regret it.

If you can't make yourself happy, what makes you think other people can?
People look for partners to complement their lives, not to give theirs meaning or dependence.

abortion?

stupid woman

>If you can't make yourself happy, what makes you think other people can?
It's this exact realization that made me accept my misery.