>nu-Lilth
what the fuck Randy
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hmm
but did you see the strong black woman tho? instabuy for me
looks good, can't wait for the 3d
massive underbite? or mixed-race?
Imagine being this upset by the color of a cartoon character.
Wasn't her and Roland were a thing? You're not wrong
DAMN, them lips.
She looks bogpilled?
the cheeks look kinda different from the old Lilth for me
What's the problem?
>vlc
...
she in her 30s now
What is aging
damn will randy create a rule34 subreddit for borderlands too?
yes. That magic using death defying space dwelling future girl must just be aging.
MOMMY
Yeah...is that somehow unbelievable? Tina is an adult now-- there's clearly a notable timeskip here.
wtf why is she so ugly now?
what fucking mutant human race are you that aging = bottom lip slowly consuming the upper. she looks like she's dipping like she's gonna spit some snus out
Lilith was always trash.
Maya > Angel > Steele > Lilith
Any one else feel like they overdid it on the hair? Lilith, Tina and the Villain guy all look like they looked for life-sized Lego hairpieces. Shit's out of control.
Imagine being this upset someone mocked your diversity
>That magic using death defying space dwelling future girl must just be aging.
Roshi did the same thing
They pulled a "muh realistic details" when the artstyle of the games is exactly a reason not to bother in the first place.
Gaige > everyone else
Fuck is wrong with her bottom lip, looks like she get stung by a bee.
my wife's kids will love this game
>She is using the same clothes for three games
>Maya get a New costume and hair
No wonder Maya is best girl
this will be the perfect game to play while the wife is having fun with her boyfriend.
Special edition will include a USB stick signed by Randy that includes a link to the new rule34 subreddit
you scared of slick abs and thunder thighs?
how would anyone ever think posting this pic could be a good idea? is randy that dumb or is he just a perv?
>USB stick signed by Randy
That is, Randy's son, Randy Pitchford the Third.
His wife is of the gentle femdom type I suppose
>is randy that dumb or is he just a perv?
Yes.
who is that
>NO U MAD XD
yikes
She looks 100 times better what the fuck are you people going on about
She looks like a goblin
user being upset and being mad are two different things you should of said
>NO U UPSET XD
Never do drugs, kids
tits tho
Tina looks like shit, Im all for aging her up but she couldve looked so much better than THAT
They turned lilith into moxi? Why?
>Rhys is in the game
Based
Shes gonna die you know.
If only
>that delicious brown with abs
I like how he definitely looks much older. Amazing what a mustache can do.
Well at least they know about the one saving grace of their series since 1.
Bit hard for them not to.
Dont know how much time has passed but she definitely looks like she went from a late 20's woman to one in their late 40's starting to get the grandma features.
This game takes place 5 years after BL2 aka 10 years after BL1.
She ages you know.
Maya still a cutie.
her cheekbones look a bit too puffy
Shit defense, it's a video game they shouldn't be going out of there way to uglify their characters
>Randy's gonna make more millions when Borderlands 3 sells 7 million copies over its first weekend and Yea Forums will continue to seethe
can't wait
The new siren looks bogpilled too.
Why have they not voted him off the board yet the shithead is the cause for most of the company's problems.
Shit their best games he barely had a hand in.
Randy's a founder of the company. The only way he'll leave is on his own choosing.
Wonder how she lost the arm. Not a surprising thing to happen on Pandora, but it still sucks. I wonder if that impacts her use of her Siren powers at all though.
voluntary limb replacement like rhys?
About Sirens, I think they cant make Bordelands4 because they keep adding new one everytime, and run out of bounds. Well they can retcon their silly universe rules I guess.
Are you retarded? Look at what happened to John Romero for not pulling his weight
Possible. If there was an absolute need for being able to interface with machine, then you take every advantage you can get. It also doesn't seem to be the hack job that Hammerlock has either. Speaking of Hammerlock, did he finally get his arm replaced with something better? Or is he still using the piece of shit?
Considering how much Gearbox seem to hate Lilith, she's probably gonna die. Same for the twins.
Romero left due to creative differences clashing against each other, not incompetence. Even so Randy still does more good than harm for the company.
lmao it's just her sleeve. Just like in her BL2 design.
They already took away her powers, so killing her at the end of the game when she does a suicide attack against the Twins seems like something they would do.
The faces are awful.
>hip cleavage
Dirty slut
>Even so Randy still does more good than harm for the company.
Haven't seen anything more shill like in all my years on v. Shit did Randy the cuck point into your office to tell you that you have to say something nice about him?
The guy has been 100% a burden on his company and made none of the actually solid contributions. He's a negative publicity magnet and as you said, he's the despot that wont back down.
Hip/thigh windows are kino
>is randy that dumb or is he just a perv
He left a USB stick with underage porn and confidential Gearbox documents on a restaurant table when he left. So both, definitely both.
They chopped their dick off? Gross.
Game looks great. Get fucked Yea Forumsermin.
hi Randy, your games suck.
MAGIC
TRICKS
what? how have i never heard of this?
Go sit on a stage and sing about it cuck.
God I hope randy leaves that way borderlands could be good again.
shes indian
I hope Jack talks to us.
He most likely won't, so as to not tread on player choices from Tales where you choose to kill him for good.
Forever best gril
Cause he never got charged
>underage porn
Barely legal porn.
Maybe there will be an end game skill tree where you reinstall the eye.
he used his magic to switch the drives
What the hell is wrong with Edgydude arm?
>bl1 not on sale
reeeee
is jacks death canon?
Remastered version is coming on the 3.
BIG O
We get to kill her right?
I need a quick rundown
That cunt deserves nothing but death for how much of a douchenozzle she's been. she was the final trigger in Jack's descend from Neutral Good to Neutral Evil. I really hope she is a boss, I will make it slow as she made it slow on Jack by maiming his face and fleeing.
he jacked off too much to 3d twincest
Maya is cute as fun but the midget is scaring me.
They also announced a GOTY of BL1, of course it won't be on sale for the time to come
>got knocked by psycho
what did you expect?
You are walking when those two fucks comes and bully you, what to do?
who here waiting to see more /clapchad/
Who is this goblin?
take that back.
but the handsome collection is
>nigger twins are the bad guys
What did they mean by this?
i really hope that he dies in first mission
I go for the Psionic / Mentalist attacks.
''Nice haircut, which indentity did you pick this week?''
Krieg seems split personality and severe speech impediment to me. he isn't a ASPD'er as he cared about Maya's fate. a sociopath wouldn't.
I LOVE MEMELANDS
WHO CARES THAT GEARBOX HAS FUCKED US OVER FOR YEARS
ITS MEMELANDS 3!!! I HOPE THEY MAKE A PICK RICK JOKE HAHA
Krieg offspring when he fucked Maya.
cringe and bluetrapped
But they're white you autistic fool
You can't even racist right, kill yourself
I can already tell these two won’t be as good as Jack just from their design alone.
>split personality
it's schizophrenia.
Is this cannon? I know Krieg and Maya had a thing but did they actually have a kid together?
>that adams apple
>brown skin
>white
Let me guess, you're a spic who thinks he's white, huh?
is it that unbelievable?
Probably not dude but just let people dream.
The kid is likely Steele replacement. So she should be born around BL1
split personality disorder and schizophrenia are often mixed up but are totally different. Krieg is /STILL/ too rational to be in a schizo-psychosis. to be frank, a schizo isn't long for Pandora.
Nice
Are you so stupid that i have to explain lighting to you?
>axton is fucking dead
>Not only do you get to play as a brown skin qt, she is a muscle qt too.
MMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Post a screen shot where they are clearly white then faggot.
can split personalities talk between themselves? it's seems more like Legion tier.
*blocks your vault hunters path*
they can do battle and push away other personalities. Key is to make and keep the Original personality dominant. I'm sure some sufferers say it's ''talking'' but psychiatrists aren't mediums and can't ''listen in'' in the literal sense.
She dies.
So funny dude.
>I need healing
sauce?
t. Handsome Jack
Impossible to be Canon due to 5 year gap however if the gap increases to 15 maybe
>dies
doubt it
she probably going to age fast and be fully dependent on eridium.
the cyclops android is using his jacket
Post Maya!
>Rhys is back as a good guy
conflicted feelings
Yep.
>CEO
That alone puts him on the vault hunters' shitlist. Twice, even.
I hope he's this good.
youtu.be
>manufacturers bow to Sirens
>in contact with Eridians
>possess supernatural abilities
>control Pandora with an iron but fair fist
>own Marcus Munitions machines globally
>direct descendants of the ancient Siren blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Promethea (Sirengrad will be be the first city)
>own 99% of Eridium deposits on Pandora
>first designer babies will in all likelihood be Maya-Krieg babies
>all six sirens said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Pandora has only existed deep in the Eridian Promontory & The Vault
>ancient Eridian scriptures tell of an Angel who descended upon Pandora and brought an era of milquetoast loot shooters and unnecessary Internet references with her
>they own Eridium refineries around the world
>you likely have slag inside you right now
>the Sirens are in regular communication with Commandant Steele and Baron Flynt, forwarding the word of Atlas to the bandits of Pandora. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Vault Hunters & the Crimson Lance and arranged the Crimson Lance general's first trip to Pandora in history literally a few days later to the Armory in the Parched Fathoms?
>they learned fluent Psychobabble in under a week
>Pandorans entrust their loot reserves with the Sirens. There's no loot in the Vault, only in the Sirens' inventories
>the Sirens are ageless, operating outside the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by Pandoran society
>in reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet, but they are clearly not benevolent beings.
She needs to die for every single fuck yo she’s pulled since BL2
>got Roland killed
>set the entire Handsome Jack fall rolling.
>tried to execute Athena despite knowing she’s the fuck up.
>Giving a shit about Lilith after she was confirmed BLACKED
Enjoy your coal-burner trash, faggot.
What a qt
Roland was a good man you retard
Thank god. She was better anyway
WHY NO MALE SIREN?
>that
>white
Not even close you dumb spic.
Fuck off poltard, Roland was one of the few good black characters.
Remember Far Cry New Dawn? No, me neither
am gonna miss scooter :(
oh no no no
They're called SIRENS, pretty big limiter right from the start.
literally misandry
Who cares about that psycho, wheres Gaige and Axton at?
He's catchin' rides in heaven now, let him rest.
The lips seem off. Looks like she's giving a raspberry to the camera
>Not knowing about Hammerlock’s sister
You're so fucking stupid
Looks like the new baddies can steal siren powers some how. This could explain how the dude can use them too along with being a twin of a siren.
O ya that brown girl made this game an instant buy for me!
She's grown now. Well guys?
The mech PC girl reminds me of her.
he said white you fag, not spic
t. spic who claims to be white on forms
i wouldnt be surprised if the female twin can absorb siren powers and give them to whomever she wants.
Have sex
I like it. Very much teenage daughter material.
I want to kidnap her bondadonks if you get what I mean.
She's 18 in BL3.
>Anthony Burch is Borderlands
He wasn't even involved in the first Borderlands. They need to fuck off.
I liked BL1 mix between humor and seriousness mix more than BL2 randomness.
Who will her girlfriend be?
Lilith gets her siren powers and cool glowing tattoos stolen by the twins in the trailer. so that effects her hotness.
Is that not still teenage or is 18 young adult and not 20
You fags are aware the original, Pre-sequel and 2 gave us a bunch of girls and nigs to play as right?
Stop pretending this is a specific SJW moment and fuck off
You fucking parasites never cared for this series and just want to shitpost, fuck off
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
We are talking about fucking BORDERLANDS here. _BORDERLANDS_
>180 replies
and still going strong
what the fuck is wrong with you
stop playing fucking trash 0/10 games. Borderlands is worse than fucking Dark Souls 2
have sex
Threesome with Athena and Janey
Felicia Sexopants
How many years exactly is this after Tales?
I prefer this Lilith.
She's ugly as fuck
What are you going to do with a couple missiles?
>looks exactly like my ex now
>the literal only game she's ever played to completion was Borderlands 2
fucking christ
this
she looks like she's 30 and works in a diner
thats what happens to carpet munchers
oh wow they got Ellen Page? I can't wait.
>IT'S MA'AM
>PUT THE COOKIE DOWN
Where’s my previous Gaige though
Also before anybody brings it up, I don't have a problem with them aging her up it's just that she is legit ugly
>Borderlands 1 was 0/10 trash
Nah, you can take your shit opinions with you m8
>Over one billion weapons
You mean three different designs for every weapon plus the random sight and colors
He's on his side
If you have a save game from a past borderlands game, the characters you played as should have the cosmetics you put on them or reflect them in some way in the next game they appear in
New suicide psycho enemy type revealed
citation needed
I had a mental sigh when reading this. Fuck you.
Where’s Athena and her wife
I'm still mad
Oh please god no not her again
she was always ugly though and she's voiced by Ashley Burch so I guess thats a given.
Maya is still the sexiest women in the BL universe and that alone is satisfying enough. Until we see adult Gaige of course.
lmao
I said should, not that it will happen
It's Yea Forums, we talk more about shit games and even more to about shitting on bad games than actually discussing quality games.
Did you forget the amount of threads we had for fucking SMASH BROTHERS?
scissoring
I have no idea who I'm going to play first. Either shorty petite tank girl, or brown skin amazonian goddess.
Jesus christ look at that chin.
I LOVE MAYA!
>blurry brown and bloom
>cel shading look that still holds up
ye I hope you're fuming, faggot
>i see siren
>i play siren
same happened in BL1 and BL2
Wrong.
Getting an easy scholarship in engineering.
>drops a unique weapon that has a 50% chance of harming the player with every shot
I like it.
I'd say the same if not for the robutt.
Robots > everything else
I will be playing autistic tank girl because she reminds me of 40K BOYZ
>never played a Borderlands game in my life
help
She doesn't look that bad. But chances are she's still a total bitch like she was in TPS so it's irrelevant.
Underrated
Do you not own a game console/pc? They're dirt cheap
The siren chick looks good here, but bad in other shots. Here she reminds me of Rose from Street Fighter.
play with friends
I remember when people were comparing it to Fallout 3 until they changed the artstyle
you're really not missing out on much, it's just a looter shooter, if you like them you like them and if you don't just move on. First one is probably cheap enough now to warrant trying it out.
looks pretty ugly. Guess its a hard pass for me
You're missing absolutely nothing. It's a shitty looter shooter with MEMES as dialogue. The fact that Yea Forums likes this series shows you how far the Reddit invasion has penetrated this place.
That would be pretty funny desu
Its the only franchise that blends FPS with arpg mechanics that isn't total shite.
Lots of people always go back to it, because its fairly unique
Still has ugly blue lips, still a bad character. Along with Moxie and the fat girl, she's one of the ugliest women in the series.
Anyone who prefers that tranny nigress over this is absolutely gay
Weapon parts are gonna be interchangeable according to the leaks.
>as good as Jack
Jack was a lightning in a bottle, i'm fine with gearbox creating something different which isn't even trying to compete with Jack
I didn't played BL1 because the guns are character locked. is there a mod to change that? I also didn't played the Telltale game because fuck movie games
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
>The fact that Yea Forums likes this series shows you how far the Reddit invasion has penetrated this place.
t. wasn't here during the Krieg hype days.
bonus points for le scotsman fallacy
We already unanimously agreed that Maya is the best girl, user.
>that isn't shite
ummmmmmmm
NOT UGLY ENOUGH!
TOO WHITE!
SKIN NOT FUCKING SWEATY ENOUGH!!!
FUCKING DROPPED!!!
ITS 2019 FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU BIGOTED NAZIS AND YOUR MYSOGONIST BEAUTY STANDARDS!!!
Play 1 and 2, TPS sucks, read a synopsis, play Tales
then play 2
But what if I like both but don’t really care AS much as the rest of this site?
Also she isn’t black. Nor do muscle=trabbt
This.
But what do in TPS? It doesn't have a Siren, yeah?
Salvador > everyone else
>le
Neck yourself
muscle + the hookiest manjaw of all time does
>nu-Rhys
Thanks Randy, it's perfect.
If you had a completed Borderlands 1 save you got a special helmet in 2 for each vault hunter. Axton had a Crimson Lance helm, Zer0 had a spiderant head, Maya got a Tannis head, and Sal got Sledge's helmet. I bet they're going to bring back a few cosmetics from 2 and the pre-sequel for sure.
>trailer shows Lilith getting fucked by the villains again
Boy it sure will be amazing to save Ms.Fuck up incompetent ass AGAIN
>have sex
>anime poster
yeah right pal
>That Asura Arms Ultimate
I was going to go for Zane but Jesus, I'm definitely leaning torwards Siren again.
Activate ze Vault
quality post 10/10 pat yourself on the back for that one. this day obviously wasn't wasted due to your comedy gold here itt
I already did that dumbass. I said BL1 fuck head
what you're doing, user, is called 'taking things out of context.'
you can't leave out a word that changes what that user says, here 'total', and magically claim he's wrong about everything from where he grew up to his taste in videogames.
you ass.
>should of said
Play as Willhelm, Athena or Punished Jack.
He looted?
Thanks, boss. Should I get The Handsome Collection or just get what you recommended individually?
Sirens are female retard
>he phaselocked?
Whoa... she looks like one of my Japanese anime girls now.
I played 1 on console before I moved to PC so I never knew this, that's kinda cool. I haven't decided if I'll play this one yet, the low gravity in TPS almost put me off the whole series and I only even finished the game because I was playing through with friends
handsome collection doesnt have 1, only 2 and TPS but both are complete.
Buy that one.
You can honestly skip 1 anyway, because its 2, only emptier and slower.
>pussy flash
>adam's apple
isn't that a contradiction
>He bought Pandoracoin?
>Marcus Beefed up and in combat gear
Please tell me we aren't just limited to the 4 new guys, I would love to play as Marcus instead.
So you're saying that Borderlands wasn't a shitty grindfest where half the guns were worse than useless, the enemies only posed a threat because they were bullet sponges and the dialogue with the NPCs could have been written by a teenager? We must have played different games then.
hopefully they kill her
Borderlands 2 was the Clear Sky of Borderlands
I’m guessing I’m in the minority who likes all 4 of the new Vault hunter lads and chicks?
Gotcha. Was already eyeing Athena and Jack too.
You're not the only one user. I like them all too. Might play muscle brown qt first.
Don't play it, it's somehow written even worse than 2
AND THEY SAY
Man id face fuck the hell out of her. Anyone else?
Something is fucked with the faces. She looks fine in the other shot
>her
It was done by aussies with help from burch.
You’re not the only one, but Flak is really clicking with me.
Ah fair, cheers.
damn right
Too late, Randy magic tricked my wallet.
I want to see exactly how bad it is. Worst case scenario, I'll just laugh it up with my friend.
Really hate the idea of having to replay multiple times just to fully use all the characters even in games I like but I guess that’s just how replayability has to work nowadays
That robot hunter guy is wearing a big coat. I dont see axtons jacket. Screenshot?
christ don't remind me
So what the fuck do they do?
Brown musclegirl Siren summons six jojo arms.
Womanlet summons a D.Va mech.
Robo hobo has several pets.
"Operative" spawns a clone?
i don't see it
Its funny because your post shows that you didn't play past NVHM yet you still use post NVHM shit like bullet sponge enemies who only started becoming a thing in UVHM.
Its not often you see someone checkmating themselves.. Impressive.
HOW CAN WE STOP THE AUSTRAILIAN MENACE?
Is there some meme going I'm missing? She looks like she always has
>exposed hip
S L U T
L
U
T
Nah thats most people obviously.
Way to totally not address my points and admit the game has bullet sponge enemies to pad difficulty. Thanks I guess?
If you didnt play as pirate ship claptrap in prememquel then there is something wrong with you.
wait a minute...
Never played it. This looks like they took scooter and made him actually cringe. Or maybe she’s actually a Claptrap that hijacked a human body
You're really grasping at straws right now.
She has a completely different bone structure and the face itself looks... super chubby? I don't know something about the facial features just ain't right.
It looks really weird for the artsyle Borderlands normally goes for.
I'm iffy on the siren, don't care for her look much, but the rest I like.
Who has porn on a USB stick?
Australians make vidoegames?
this series is so fucking ugly
>FIVE MINUTES UNTIL PANDORA IS DESTOYED
>trepidatious
gotta do something with that community college english degree
Taek ze sirenpill
Walk away faster so I don't get bullied.
haha, what do you think psycho coochie smells like bros? Don't look at me, was brought up in another thread by someone else and asking for him, haha...
>Underage
It was barely legal teens, I'm pretty sure he would have been Ousted from this announcement if it was anything else.
Bad ones
Still not addressing my points. So you're saying the writing in BL was good, the guns weren't garbage 90% of the time, it wasn't a grind to try and get the rare non shit guns and that there was no bullet sponge enemies?
It was pretty big thing when the news first broke but the commotion immediately died down. Surprised the shit out of me how fast people moved on, including myself. I forgot about until a few months ago when those BL3 leaks were a thing
I can't wait for the bitching when a color palette changes her skin color
>She looks like she always has
autism.
You're so fucking ugly.
except scooter was actually a likable character
i don't think a single person likes (or even cares about) janey
>rushes at you
>I'M GONNA CARRY YOUR BABIES!!!!
wat do?
Ty the Tasmanian devil was pretty good
Moxxi is looking pretty fine, even if it's just the back of the head. Love the new haircut.
She looks much more like herself in the other shot
If this is an actual thing that they say in game, this might be my GOTY.
Wait, she's alright looking though?
I usually agree with the whole manface thing as with Mortal Kombat.
But I don't get this one
Honestly the trailer was nice. A huge improvement over BL2 already
>anime poster
Into the trash
The long hair in the front and short/shaved back is weird.
Run because you’re going to die and she’s going to use your Rigor Mortis’d dick to get pregnant
maybe that's gaige with brown hair
>pussy
>anime
>Still holds up
Did Krieg smash? He wasn't shown but her kid or whoever was.
Grasp harder mate.
You made a generic shitpost and then instead of dropping it when being called out you started to go to generic points instead.
If you really want me to blow you out again, sure why not:
no 90% of guns weren't useless, especially on later modes where a lvl 50 weapon would beat a rare lvl 49 one
and no bullet sponges weren't a thing in NV/TV unless you're really bad at videogames. trying to put an extra mode that was added post release as standard just shows that you know nothing and just parrot shit you read online
and the writing ranged from terrible to okay so what gives
you're welcome mate
uh hello? anime website?
party in the front, business in the back
never heard of the reverse mullet?
Nah, you can see it's a similar outfit to 2 in the pan up
That's no gfd I know of, it looks like the start of a snuff film
Give her 500.
I WILL PLAY FLAK AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
The fuck ugly goblin she fist bumped says yes.
Yes it does
the fucking onesie/ low pants combo gets me everytime. My fuccin dik
Top Tier:
Tannis, Maya
Tier 2:
Gage, Angel, Athena
Tier 3:
Aurelia
Low Tier:
Lillith, Moxxie
kys tier:
Tina
This is my least favorite type of prank.
>that kid is 5 years old
>Black
>Indian Goddess Shiva phase powers
lol she's not black she's an indian/middle eastern womyn
>her nose is 1 degree more downturned! Only an autist wouldn't notice such glaring details after examining every pixel to find stupid shit to whine over!
based
I fucking love Borderlands and JRPGs. I don't care if Borderlands is seen as trash. I even read the novels. And Lilith is one of my favorite characters.
If you aren't a big fan of diablo type games then you are probably only going to be able to play one of these before you are sickened by their existence. Choose wisely!
She's okay as long as you avoid the trap dialogues in tales
>new Borderlands
>on nu-Yea Forums
yeah no thank you, the shitposting will be 24/7
She clearly has two real arms
can you give me a quick rundown?
Why do you fucking autists have to scrape for the tiniest fucking details to fixate on so you can bitch and moan till release for every fucking game?
same here.
Hope the siren in 3 is as good.
Based Tier:
BL2 Tina teamed up with Moxxie
I don't get this
>I even read the novels
u fuckin wot
Ready for the third wave of the worst astroturfing the world has ever seen?
>Steele not first
>Wojack
>Believes in the bean meme that you'd only believe as fact if you believe in hearsay like a fucking retard
>Triggered by anybody who isn't as white as Jeff the Killer
I get she isn't in her 20s anymore but for fucks sake what did they do to her face? why is everybody's face looks like hot garbage? I hope modfs fix this hell please any modders please fix this when it comes out including tina.
So have the leaks been confirmed?
oh yeah sure looks female actual faggot
Randy is a pedo; no one is surprised.
Steroids
never played tales, never will
but what are you talking about
she would be hot if you just changed her nose and mouth
I scrape for the tinest details in the trailers so I can get more hype
So what new Borderlands got added to steam?
Is that JP's brother?
>$300 for finger herself
I literally don’t comprehend this stuff. There are more hours of any of this shit than one can ever hope to watch, for free, easily accessible.
I'm still baffled that there are people who really believe this nonsense. On Yea Forums of all places.
How can you tolerate the constant, prattling, irritating memealogue in these terrible games?
Angel is ugly.
Moxxie is hot as hell.
The rest is correct.
Suicide bomber power?
it's obviously not just about hotness
i'm guessing he is talking about a part where you meet Janey and you think Athena is trying to kill you
hopefully man
maybe like krieg's but not when downed
>the constant,
because it isnt constant.
most of the time is spend shooting shit
she is the poster girl of the franchise, not happening, sadly
>she has abs
>must not be female
Literal brainlet
Moxxi did absolutely nothing wrong. At any point. Ever.
Cringe and keep playing
I like the look of the dude.
He looks like a villain should look
>wasn't here for Borderlands 1's release
she looks like a mean brat to me, but if she isn't a sociopath I'd dick her until all my ball's contents are in her womb and we get intellectual siren hybrid babies or something.
by substituting it with the constant, prattling, irritating memealogue of the friends i play it with
>she has a jaw like a 60s sailor
>hurr durr hottie female
neck yourself homo
she dated Jack
>I really am a gullible idiot
I know that already dude
it's obviously not just about having to have done something wrong then either.
how are you so braindead.
You can be hot and have done nothing wrong, and still be less attractive than another person.
libertardian spotted
t. weeb
Moxxi would be kinda good for Mr Torgue's dlc alone
buuuut then comes along TPS and she is a fucking bitch
>Angel is ugly.
Borderlands 2 never happened.
>takes the whole second half of the main quest
She is, together with lilith, responsible for jack's mental breakdown. he was a good guy until plot armor demanded Moxxi to know about Hawkingian reactors. I want to murder Moxxi and lilith, and I know I'm not alone. am i lads?
based
It's not dollars, it's 'tokens' or whatever they use as currency that you buy on the site
>He killed the raid boss?
>Drop ze commons
It's not $300, it's whatever 300 tokens is.
>shoot other psychos
>toss aside firearm
>unzips dick
“LET'S DO THIS!”
>die
What's wrong with her? Looks like Lilith.
She's been Norted.
This is truly the end times.
hey killing Gladstone and his bros wasn't hero-ish at all, but i get the context because two backstabs are more than enough
you have shit taste my dude she uggo
Maya best girl
amazonian muscle girl is ok
I honestly don't get the sjw angle hate. Yes there are gay and bisexual characters, that's not by definition sjw. It's not like Janey is an I HATE MEN tumblrina with purple hair that keeps reminding you she's an independent woman who don't need to man. It feels like you are triggered just because a gay woman is NOT portrayed like the stereotype you want to hate.
By playing borderlands 1
>orangekissess already drawing the buff amazon girl
based.
I know people like to shit on Gearbox but they really fucking killed it with this announcement. For fans of the series(non autistic) and people who have never played, I do not think they could've done this any fucking better.
just take my fucking money already
Reminder that sirens are the source of all evil and should be genocided.
>being gay and a jawlet
>this reading comprehension
>your reading comprehension
I'm talking about the picture retard
reminder that battleborn was a thing
I say it's grey, as inprisonment in wartime is not something that you got the resources for to do. Also keep in mind Helios must've had non-combat personnel judging by the cantina for example. Not caring about that and murdering , probably thousands, of peopel to get back at your ex is childish and evil. Moxxi is firmly in chaotic evil and Lilith is firmly into Chaotic Evil too. BL2 jack was ''merely'' Neutral Evil.
This is lower effort than me calling alice anime. SAD
is she 18 now?
>get increaseingly annoyed with the constant teasing from gearbox
>dying of laughter from how disastrous the presentation actually was
>actually impressed with the trailer itself in its proper fps seeing a lot of good shit like Rhys
This ride is getting wild
I just puked...tina is even worse...and the nigger i just fucking died a little inside it's all about the faces...It makes Japanese models looks good. Hell i hope we get mods for anime anything is better then that train wreck.
In what way will the first borderlands be remastered? Would there even be any difference with the original pc release and the new one?
So make that clear donkeybrain and you are also wrong Rachel Riley is 9/10
There is literally nothing wrong with Borderlands 1 Lilith
Charge up to super saiyan so I can fight punk rock frieza and ginyu
aiight you got me with that, it wasn't made clear
but no she's a 4
It's not bait I'm genuine. If Torgue saying respecting women is badass triggers you so hard, you are honestly the real snowflake.
she looks like all those freak hollywood kids that were put on puberty blockers and turned out malformed as adults
culkin and furlong, for example
oh i know that, the meriff even mentioned that he was fucking sorry for selling out the poor workers at Helios and Jack tells you they don't have a fucking army, probably just security dudes with shitty pistols and such
Jack was only planning to exterminate bandit camps but then shit went down, his mind was broken and only people swearing allegiance to Hyperion would be considered "good folks" (BL2)
>It's not like Janey is an I HATE MEN tumblrina with purple hair that keeps reminding you she's an independent woman who don't need to man.
she is literally that minus the purple hair
kept bothering me too like god damn leave me alone i just wanted to play athena in peace. set up the hamfisted lesbian shit on your own time
I hear personalitywise she is the worst.
>furlong
Post yfw when you're not Borderlands
Because that user is smudging the facts to make it seem worse. Be skeptical.
Purge when
>it's not bait I'm actually retarded
Congrats
Oh no... I haven't seen the trailer yet but I was hoping since the dropped Burch they'd change their direction up aswell, guess they didn't
They have fucking novels? are they any good?
She's not. You are just being triggered because a female character is trying to flirt with another female character. Oh noes.
Impressive use of arguments.
Nobody outside of /g/ cares.
Any release date/more info on the card game?
This was literally my first thought. It's like a news clip of someone sueing their plastic surgeon.
SOMEBODY PLEASE!
I NEED TO SEE THOSE ABS!
Everything is fine but the face it's butt fuck ugly mods will fix this.
Have mad
Killed off a character that didn’t need to die and was somewhat more interesting then his 2 counterparts. Truly Bungie are geniuses
Hot as fuck! Fuck the normies and their bland taste. These are the ones who hate Harley Quinn too (all literations)
She was ok when she was a player character, but in the sequels when she turned into an NPC she was horrible
i'm gonna need a quick rundown
Isn't it dangerous to strap explosive shells on your arm?
Her face is like my ass old and busted she aged like milk.
shut le fuck up suck le my dick
>These are the ones who hate Harley Quinn too
Literally nobody hates Bamham's Harley, you spaz.
She has man face
Perfectly fine in BL
Turned into a constant fuck up machine that frustrating and of course, the shit she pulls in the prequel sequel cemented her crap.
What’s hilarious is that most normals think she’s one of the best female characters in all of gaming.
his jokes were annoying in D2, unlike D1
>implying Tina, the crazy kid who uses bombs as toys, gives a fuck
Id say Cayde was funny in base D2, but Forsaken really upped that "haha im coookie :3" humor right before his death
literal fag
who's that guy with hammerlock and his sister?
I never played tps and tales
some people say it's the new owner of Jakobs, his son
It’s funny. They made a pretty good character out of him by sheer conscience for the taken king. Then after everyone pointed him out as a positive, and plaster him as the representative of destiny for their ads and then had him In the new game go overboard with his shtick before killing him off her the forsaken dlc. Even when they had something right, they go and ruin it
We just don't know.
I didn't think I could be mad at someone opinion
My nigger
>pants over a leotard with exposed hips
my DICK
he fucked his sister?
...
Bl2's script aged like milk thankt to the retarded amounts of memes
wtf these people are talking about
no, I really like the classes shown, at least their design, still not enough info on their voice, personality and skill. My only assumptions are
>Siren is basically female Brick
>Hobo Robot is a dirty and crass punk
>Soldier girl will basically be tank girl
>Zane/operative will be the serious tacticool guy
>We're now complaining about blacks and strongk women in fucking Borderlands.
Where did we go wrong?
I hope new siren is into pegging
some leakeda pointed that the boomer is some kind or millionaire going full Batman with gadgets and stuff
imagine if she fucks you while you're stuck in phaselock haha
Incredible and objectivly true taste, I'd just put Gaige on top tier
>Soldier girl will basically be tank girl
God I hope so.
kek
cool if true
They killed him off because they didn't want to keep paying Nathan Fillion to do the VA. They even changed the VA on Cade-6 halfway through the DLC and hoped people wouldn't notice. Bungie are a bunch of hacks.
She looked better with short hair. They ruined her.
>neck high leotard with chest window
>baggy pants that exposes a hip
>long front, short back hairstyle
>sleeveless, hooded cloak
how the fuck did a design like Maya come out unscathed?
I wonder if tannis still gives her panties out.
>no hip window
absolute heresy
Post more tina please. I fucking missed everything thanks to uni
>face looks nothing like her
>no hip window
Gays get out.
>this voice actress is ugly guise
awful lot of robotic right arms
Yes, Yea Forums isn't allowed to like anything except Smash and dickgirl loli visual novels. Everything else is for REDDIT NORMIES REEEEEEE
I'm not even american and live in white country and I would so do her.
new siren looks like shit, but mechagirl looks cute. I'll probably pirate
She is ten years older, than in B2.
>yfw you're not anthony burch
Why did they make her a fatty?
Bearded dude has a boring design, but the other three seem cool.
sleevless outfit was a given, otherwise the tatoos wouldn't be visible.
Same thing for Amara the new siren, they have to be dressed a bit more lightly to show off those tattoos and those delicious delicious abs, she is ambiguously brown so tumblr/resetera won't give a shit about "skimpy" outfit
I like new siren
Abilities look neat but shes ugly as shit