HAHAHAHAHA

I think that’s actually the Coke making him sweat

See

ayy lmao that framerate

lel, this frame rate

More like borderlands 3 FPS

Borderlands 3?
More like Borderlands 3 FPS haha

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BORDERLANDS 3 FPS

now that i remember, why is not in jail? what happened to "that"?

very funny!

>Siren with visible abs and muscles
GIMMIE

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Okay, who used the monkey paw to wish for BL3?

BORDERLANDS 3 FPS confirmed

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Fake news

FUCK IT WE'RE RUNNING IT BACK

LETS RUN IT AGAIN. THEY TOLD ME THEY FIXED IT
>3 fps

I wanted to lick her tummy

FIXED

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looks good to me 3 fps is a lot for the ps2.

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>They told me they fixed it
>Still has shit framerate

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game looks lit, get fucked

>STILL LAGGY
OH NO NO NO

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ITS NOT WORKING HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>"they fixed it"
>it's actually even worse

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>we fixed it
>should we run it again?
>same lag
hahaahahah

They better let us go full Asura's wrath

FIXED
THE GAME IS ACTUALLY 5 FPS
YES

>"Borderlands 3 announcement, but its a shitshow"
>footage untouched

post muscle mommy

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>SO HOW'S IT GOIN

I need pictures stat

>that cyberpunk city
neat

Post stream link

>they brought a shitty laptop to play 4K video

Still Jittery

>that guy shouting turn it off and on again

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TILTED

>it got worse

Randy on suicide watch

>CAN'T RUN VIDEO CLIP

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>pax doesn't have the equipment to play 4k video on their screens

or is it gearbox didnt bring the equipment?

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Honestly, will all the spaghetti dropped this is the best vidya presentation I ever saw.

well, the character interactions still look cringey as fuck, I assume the dialogue will be as expected.

Hopefully the bosses and gear grinding is decent at least.

He's doing this on purpose to create a big hub bub about the show

This might be Konami tier, if not worse holy shit

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Kinda feel sorry for Randy

Its still a legend. You can see for once a game people actually want. He can dance naked on the stage and crowd still will be extatic.

blizzard and bethesda on suicide watch

twitch.tv/pax

>it's just a borderlands 1 reskin
No thanks randy.

At least it looked good

they probably didn't have enough time to scrub out randy's harddrive

5 years
5 fps

can't wait to play this game in all its 5 FPS glory

HAHAHAHA THEY CANCLED BORDERLANDS 3 BECAUSE PAX IS RUNNING WINDOWS 10 ON AN ACER LAPTOPHAHAHAHAHAH SO REKT THE END BORDERLANDS WILL NEVER EVER RECOVER
>gets posted on youtube in 60fps in 10 mins
Grow up

Randy btfo live lmao

good lord they actually managed somehow

MORE THAN 3FPS POGGERS

Team backstage atm

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All frame stuttering aside, this looks pretty promising. Returning characters, wacky villains, a stupid amount of guns, pretty much everything I wanted.

>"AHAH BORDERLANDS 3 FPS LMAOOOO"
>"LOOOOOOL IT'S NOT WORKING AHAHHHHHH"
>"OMG OMG RANDY BTFO"

>people falling for this shit

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It looks like Borderlands 2

Is this some April fools joke?

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IT'S FIXED

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>still don't understand that you don't play the fucking trailers at 4k on a shitty laptop
Christ, fucking christ. What an enormous shitshow, how the hell could you fuck up this bad.

they actually fixed it, lol

WE DID IT BROS

This is definitely "x x x y y y u will be sucked" tier

Why people actually care about borderlands? Randy was the only redeeming part of the stream

I estimate this will provide memes and reaction images for the next ten years or so.
Is Randy unironically a godlike marketer?

game is absolute trash.

now I need to buy this shit

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i will deff remember this one for years to come, and not in a bad way, kinda wholesome

Crowbcuck would be loving it

Can I please get a screencap of Randy’s gay 3 jacket.

I actually feel bad for them, this shit is completely on the PAX production and not the devs

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NIGGER OR NO THAT'S SOME BOMBASS SHIT

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am I the only one who thinks the characters look ugly as fuck? They looked much better in Borderlands 2.

Who's that girl with Maya? Aussie sister from the pre-sequel?

this

I'm already bored of this shit. God damn it looks bad.

Lol. This is embarrassing.
But, it's kind of fitting that Borderlands would have a shit rekt premiere.

Game looks fun though.
Mulatto muscle girl siren is a cute.

Was that a cute shota on the left of the fist bump?

Someone finally had the great idea of launching LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER.

>Hate Gearbox
>Hate Randy
>Enjoyed the Battleborn mess
>Still want to play Borderlands 3

Help, I'm a consumer whore

Looks like it in what way? It's not a lot of shit they can do with the graphics at this point, as the cartoony shit is part of the art style.

that's more like it

Playable characters look shit honestly.

>shit up the conference
>fans don't care because they like the game this much
Based

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>shill spamming threads for ages
>this shit show happens
you deserve it, I hope Randy's check bounces

>still 30 fps

only underages care about it
im waiting for him to say sorry for duke nukem and that one scam tf2 clone

Straight up stolen from Asura's Wrath.

Trash series for retarded zoomer faggots

Can't wait for Crowbcat's compilation of this

>that pink haired ogress

>t. seething Randy

I almost expect they'll make all the old characters playable. At the very least the ones from 2.

she cute

>GUNS WITH LEGS

Watch it be one legendary gun with leg only

>EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE
EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE
>EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE
EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE
>EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE
EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE
>EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE
EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE
>EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE
EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE
>EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE
EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE

this abs

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>stolen
are you retarded?

>BOMBASS SHIT
I heard that *dabs while tipping fedora*

>extatic
ecstatic

>abs

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>epic game store exclusive

>we got you boo

not playing this modernized garbage fuck= this game and fuck the faggots who made it

this

>Rhys but no Fiona
What are you playing at here Randy?

the walking gun is pretty funny, i hope thats the "pets" that are apparently part of the robot's kit

keep crying, bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=x4o5g_PGkiA

Its a shit franchise. Borderlands 1 was so fucking boring. 2 was the fucking same and people kept telling me i need to play with people to truly experience the fun of borderlands kek. Its shitty af

>those abs

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>Maya with long hair
>brown musclefu
New siren is a tranny innit? I mean, it's randy and [current year], they can't a waifu just like that.

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All according to plan

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WE DONE
CRINGE OF THE YEAR

WHERE IS MY BOY KRIEG

>not playing this modernized garbage fuck=
Imagine being 40+ still playing vidya

top zozzle

All Sirens are female. That's a girl.

NO RELEASE DATE
HOLY SHIT

Kys redditera tranny

People actually like this crap?

Yea Forums really is full of children isnt it.

>justin roiland next
when? fuck you guys he is awesome

>what cyberpunk city do you want senpai?
>ever heard of Akira (1988)?
>say no more

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>no release date
icing on the cake huh

Rhys looking good

I will now buy Randy's game.

Oh lord

So is Tales from the Borderlands confirmed canon?
MUH

>Randy's posting on Yea Forums in the middle of a presentation

Mommy

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Its a nigger, user. Bestiality is a crime in most civilized countries.

It’s either going to be the best one or worst one by a mile, nothing in between.

you never know, considering how, uh, LGBTBBQ-friendly the Borderlands crew is

Post Yfw they said they fixed it but it wasnt fixed

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/OURBOY/ IS CONFIRMED
RHYS' IN BABY
HE'S FUCKING IN THIS SHIT

NOW WHERE'S FIONA

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unironically and literally just came to that image

Rhys is still around! Fuck yea!

I feel kinda bad for Pitchford desu. He clearly just wanted it to go smooth, but the dudes backstage kept fucking it up.

I wasted my time, that was all I fucking wanted

MUH

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He kept talking about a big finish so I was expecting more than just a trailer since we all assumed we'd get one of those. I thought there would be a release date, but I don't think they even showed a release quarter

More like Bitchfork, since his son lives in a Bitchfort

>So is Tales from the Borderlands confirmed canon?
Yeah.

Is borderlands 3 exclusive or just that mobile game?

Goddamn

So we've seen 5 of the 6 Siren now?

im 32 but will still be playing when im 40 and up uintil i die of a heart attack at 45 cause of my terrible eating habits

YES!

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But they don't?

Oh... :(

>same shit humor despite firing anthony burch
i guess the game was cursed from the beginning

the city is going to be in the background isn't it.

Even if it was stolen Asura's Wrath was a shitty movie filled with QTEs.

Visit Borderlands.com on April 3 for more info

>chocolate
>defined abls and muscles
>still curvy
>nice face
HOLY SHIT I'm so glad they didn't uggofy her.

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She looks hideous. Like the lame sister from season 2 of Stranger Things.

Say it with me
BAD

It's called art style you Mong.

wtf he just left?! Weren't they supposed to talk about it or something.

Robo hobo brobos
WHERE
WE
AT

only thing i care about is if its run on my toaster with 4gb ram and years old graphic card

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did you play it?

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Who gives a shit

She's just Indian or at the very least Hindi with that Sheeva aesthetic with those Phase powers.

She's now the best girl

One's dead, she doesn't count anymore.
Hopefully Lilith dies too.

okay, now this is epic

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im glad to see they are remastering the VITA version of borderlands and keeping the experience intact

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OH HELLYES

No gaige no buy

Also maya with long hair is trash tier.

Because it's a great hectic multiplayer shooter, especially when you have friends? There has still be no other multiplayer shooter with battles and shootouts as crazy as borderlands.

Rhys is back baby!

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This is literally the only good thing about the trailer.
Other characters look like the blandest shit ever and the game itself is LITERALLY reskinned fucking BL2

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WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO TINA?!

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The villain duo look fucking retarded. Shitty hair, overdone costumes, no personality. Handsome Jack worked as a villain because he was a normal greedy asshole, the villains from the first game worked because they were simply greedy assholes, and even the spinoff villains worked for the same reasons. Those two Tumblrina villains look like they're bad for the sake of being bad. Everything else looked nice, but shitty villain designs ruin it.

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Can I get a video? I missed it.

Ignoring how terrible the magic section was, dude was a trooper. Did a decent job in working the crowd.

whoa epic

I want to lick that tummy

Yep, it's retarded.

>Lilith
>Anlge
>Maya
>brown hotness
Who else? I never played pre-sequel or tales.

>being excited for walking simulators

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>His fucking tache
my sides

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one of the twin villains is a siren male.
It's 2019 gosh.

source?

She grew up apparently

obviously

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God I wish she was playable again.

Was that a female psycho? that was definitely a woman psycho.

Tales was always confirmed canon

>I feel kinda bad for Pitchford desu.

Fucking how. Guy is a piece of shit, fuck him.

The whole presentation was a technical shitshow, but that trailer left me hyped.

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I bet she will be stuck in a castle with a fire breathing dragon

Maya aged well

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It was canon from the get go
TFTB was allowed to kill off scooter permanently because the voice actor has a disease that would make voice acting painful, so everything in it had to be canon or there would be outrage

it was pretty funny ngl

Fucking Elder God tier

seconded

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No trolling here but I don't understand the concept of the Borderlands series being fun. You're literally looting every container in every second of you exploring the wastelands and only finding nothing but shitty weapons and it's a huge distraction from the actual gameplay.

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Notice how they didn't announce any platforms for Borderlands 3.

Fuck you just tell us if it's an epic exclusive or not

3

Oh shit, it's Zer0. I didn't even see him in the trailer.

>she

Jojo?

what did they do to him

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I want to arm wrestle her.
>tfw ywn

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El Cielo de Corporacion

Already bored with DMCV?

That totally killed it for me, not interested now.

I'm a huge maya fan and not being able to play as her again is a deal breaker, the new characters are shit too.

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For a second there I thought Maya was pregnant in that scene where she puts up her hood. Turns out all that black was just making her look fat in the belly area.

MORE!

Oh shit that's Zer0

I do man, fuck you

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL CONNING BASTARD WITH A HEART OF GOLD

i-i can't fucking breath

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Oh hey zero

>Chocolate abs

Bless Randy for bringing me something I didn't knew I needed, I am completely okay with the character design in this game for both males and females.

N-...Nero?

Five years in development

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AI JACK DLC OR NO BUY

i think she looks better with short hair, but the hood is a nice addition

hello randy

>wanting a shota instead of cute loli

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Angel ded = new Siren. Maybe that male twin with Siren powers siphoned them from whoever was born with them somehow.

When one siren dies, isn’t another immediately born

Steele from BL1

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ASS

wouldn't be surprised if she is

>Because it's a great hectic multiplayer shooter
>great

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im pretty sure shes actually called asura

>Krieg didn't make the cut
I..I don't feel so good lads..

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Gave him a mustache

>expecting characters from older games to be replayable
found the retard

Wheres my nigga salvador

Young girl with Maya (assumed to be reincarnation of the one that died in 1)
Female antagonist

Tina was a hideous goblin before

does this mean zer0 is a corporate assassin now?

video link?

Make him look like the boss of a big corporation rather than an awkward kid

Guardian angel is a cute!

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by the way the trailer was going it probably was running on the vita

Oh hey, Zero's back. Didn't see him the first time.

With axton, gaige, krieg and sal
Dead

>pig nose
why?

He's savvy business man Mario now, the real question is where is Fiona?

Into a crackhead?

This is almost perfectly like how I imagined she would grow up to be, plus rabbit ears which are always 10/10

Waifu game is going strong with this one

Probably dead. Vaughn has his axe.

2 are dead and that doesn't mean 2 more pop up right away. The only thing is that at most 6 can exist at the same time.

Brittani Johnson, she got her tits out in a movie once

>Rhys finally gets to work with his her0 Zer0
/ourguy/ made it

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You mean BADASS shit, m'BADASS

So how does it work? Is it like Avatar where as soon as one dies another is born somewhere in the universe, or does someone who is already alive inherit her powers?

Why are you mad? How will this game affect you in any way? Go play your nippon games, user.

absolutely based

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they named the third borderlands game "borderlands 3" because it took 3 tries to make the trailer work

ZERO, GET AMARA OUT OF HERE, SHE'S JUST DEADWEIGHT

looks like a dude wtf are all you actual fags so happy about?

based mommy

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anybody got a pic of the hammerlocks?

das rite white boi

"God, i don't get the appeal of diablo 2, you're literally just looting everything in sight and getting mostly shitty shit, it takes away from the actual gameplay"

Cult confirmed

Their names are
>Flak
>Zane
>Amara
>Moze

>real randy out there for a second
what did he mean by this? public freakout?

Do you even Borderlands?

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Why does Brick look like Marcus Fenix?

>Brick plays Sax
Ok gearbox, I laffed.
Are you fucking happy?

A melee vault hunter is all i ask

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call me a faggot but I was waiting for this lunatic to make a comeback

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what is this neon cat and why am i suddenly seeing it everywhere

>I do man, fuck you

I suppose there were people somehow excited for Andromeda and Anthem

the real question is who if the second game characters is going to bite the dust now

he's probably dead.
considering he's a psycho.

>no trolling but i don't get why shooting things in an fps is fun
shut up you dumb nigger

sfm when?

so someone got fired, right

BASED Randy, one of the new enemies is a tranny

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he looks like he smokes cigars and fucks escorts while on business trips

Hottest siren

imagine the smell of those pits

Told you.

Please let Fiona x Rhys be canon
>option to port of telltale choices when

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WHERE THE FUCK IS FIONA RANDY
WHERE IS SHE

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It's a Hindu thing, you fuckwit.

If they cut costs by keeping visuals the same and focused on gameplay I don't care.

I guess I'd fuck a loli but I wouldn't love them romantically like a shota

looks more like Altered Carbon really

Nah it will be a Tediore, like that one Tediore Shotgun that Flew around and shot shit.

rather you know it's gonna be fun game, but you have that ton of insecurities and want to blend in cynismcrowd.
I would even play EA game if they had anything good. Which they don't, for like 5 years

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Burch isn't working on this, right?
Does it have any potential to be as supposedly kino as Tales of was, or are they going to try and copy his "style"?

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borderlands 3 trailer for those who missed it

youtube.com/watch?v=d9Gu1PspA3Y

Zer0 oh god yes

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I imagine they cut costs everywhere.

>so someone got fired, right

More than one

Glad I'm not the only one. Idk what it was, but it just seems so fucking bland

better not be fucking axton. he's my nigga

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Always looked like a crack addict, mate.

Literally top tier female design, faglord.

Pandora again

>none of this shit coming to switch
oof

It's called shit you incel.

WHERE IS GAIGE YOU SHIT

but NONE of the protagonists were ever playable outside of their launch title.
>but muh waifu

I suppose there's faggots that somehow care that people like things they don't like as well

damn he's pretty hot

Randy kept it pretty cool, but I'm sure heads will roll.

Diablo gets a pass because it's a lot slower paced and there's waaay less loot than Shitlands 2. Shitlands 2 it's a fast-paced shooting game. I can handle the looting in Diablo but in a FPS game? Fuck outta here with muh container having a shitton of shit weapons. Nice try though.

BASED Randy bringing back good old classic E3-era cringe.

Literally the siren

I still think Tina has a Siren tat under her arm cover.

So which deviantartist finally made it big?
would lick

The designs are bad. Especially siren

This is very important.

>can kill trannies
based fucking randy

female psycho

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BASED

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stop, i just fapped

>axton
hes a faggot, no way in hell they would kill the diversity quota

slang past the 90s is new age cancer and should be banned

so is it coming to steam or epic store

>Rhys is back

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Albino nigga from borderlands 1 and main villain in borderlands 3. Only 6 sirens exist, so we see em all.

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>Pants hanging that low
>No waist underwear band
WTF gearbox?

El goblina...

muscle-mommy will use her siren powers to hit things. don't worry.

I nutted to her at least 100 times

>Please let Fiona x Rhys be canon
This, fuck Sashafags and fuck niggers

YouTube video description
Check out the Borderlands 3 developer trailer and prepare for an all new mayhem-fueled adventure! Visit borderlands.com on April 3rd for more info

I'm just laughing at people hyped for crap

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IT'S MAAM

wow you niggs really love brown girls/ brown girls with muscles

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The fuck up seemed to be on whoever's working at PAX, not from Gearbox.

I thought the ttrailer said more planets.

But who cares planets are kinda big, there's bound to be unique looking areas and more lore even if it's just Pandora again

What's the release date?

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WHY IS BRICK FUCKING ALIVE

Did anyone see him in the trailer?

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>implying it's not a quest NPC

Anyone get a good look at older Tina's face yet

who would of thought Gearbox, of all developers, would be one of the torchbearers of western waifus in 2019

what a time to be alive

Why was is 5 fps the entire time?

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Yes

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POST YOUR FACE WHEN MELEE SIREN IS EXACTLY HOW YOU PREDICTED HER TO BE

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Manned the fuck up

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Steam, if the Gearbox Publishing is anything to go by.

They tried playing 4K videos through a laptop on Windows Movie Player

Should I care and start playing these games?

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How could he be killed?

HOLY FUCKING BASED

Oh shit it looks like the bad girl is also a Siren so that makes 6.

>Steele from BL1
>Lilith
>Angel
>Maya
>New Black/Brown chick
>New antagonist from BL3

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She's too old to have been immediately born

Is it just me or does the game look kinda... bad.
Like, it seems the graphics havnt improved since BL2. Textures still look muddy (and not the style, but the actual textures), the world almost look like they could be an expansion to 2, the animations are just as floaty and not in sync with the world as BL2, and just seems as janky as 2.

I only saw the trailer, but honestly, seems like im looking at a BL2 DLC pack and not a game released 7 years later.

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Noticed those bandaged bods as well Fwen. Looking forward to jacking it while kiting a fem psycho around in circles while she yells aggressive and perverted shit

>brown skin
>abs
>those arms
>has a stand
Day one purchase. Day one main.

At least he's not Anthony Burch.

What if you think it's gonna be a bad game tho

The fact that she's taking Roland's place on the team is actually cute af

>of all the western devs to get a brown girl right it's Randy

What a world

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>Noncanon plebs still this buttflustered

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um okay, randy i am sorry for how Yea Forums has been treating you. You are truly a based magician

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If you are a literal faggot maybe. That straight up looks like a dude in a wig. Come out of the closet already.

>Seele is a siren
no

They left it out if the trailer and randy ran away, so 90% chance it's an epic store exclusive and they're trying to hide it as much as possible.

>morse code

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I literally licked my lips when I saw this. What the fuck is wrong with me

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As someone who played almost 100 hours of 2 with friends, _no

august 16th 2025

here's a (you) now kill yourself faggot

Based

I didn't play the 8 millions DLCs so which characters are dead?

This is literally the guy from gas monkey turned into a girl. Give her so e real hair, not this dude hair. Fucking tranny loving Yea Forums

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It does.
youtu.be/x4o5g_PGkiA?t=87
Says "explore the worlds" right there.

who?

They gave you remasters

>Actually get people excited when you announce BL3
>Your presentation the NEXT FUCKING DAY is a total car crash aside from a trailer
My sides, say what you want about Gearbox they know how to entertain.
The whole company is like a metaphysical extension of Randy.

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Is Maya the best looking western made woman, because I think she is.

>Is it just me or does the game look kinda... bad.

Whaaa, no way dude. Gearbox wouldn't possibly be making more trash after presequel and battleborne

Yes, retard. Play through 1 again.

If there is god, it will be.

Angel and Steele are dead so they don't count.

Day 1 dlc

This is the only appealing playable character in the past 2 games..

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We were supposed see him live a happy family life with Maya and 3 kids!

the leak said the guy has siren-like powers as well

>never heard of self deprecation

Since when was Gaige dead?

This. It lokks like they took half if not even more assets from 2. Lightning looks a bit better and textures are higher res. But also this

>gun with legs
SOUL

he sacrificed himself

I love only Maya, but I'd date the nu-Siren too, sure.

>does someone who is already alive inherit her powers
Lilith said boys mocked her for her tattoos when she was small so I would assume she was born with them

As a life-long fan of this shit, fuck no.
Borderlands has always been more about style than substance. The gameplay has the depth of a puddle and the looting and shooting will feel tired now that everyone else has done it.

If you really want to, get some friends at least.

How long until porn?

Yes she is you fucking retard. How do you think she got the key together? She just died before we saw her wings.

Is your middle name Darkness too?

Jesus. Other western devs have absolutely no excuse now.
>inb4 this one gets uggo'd before release

The Sky/Heaven of the Corporation?

Okay, so it gets smashed in the fourth frame, but what happens in the third? I need answers dammit

Your romance was forced and you know it, faggot.

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>what is streaming video quality

you sound like a faggot that hates popular things and therefore thinks hes cool.

Is this the start of RAndy's redemption saga?

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it was PAX who fucked it up though. He literally said its their equipment.

SOMEONE GET AN IMAGE OF THE KID SHE WAS WITH

Borderland fans only care about shitty jokes and opening boxes. They talking about guns and only showing one new kind of gun tells me the cariety will be as awful as last one but with 200% trash guns.

I played Mordecai only because of the bird; hopefully this character does that but better.

Look if Stand Arms girl is even half as fun of a melee character as I can imagine, Ill love it.

yeah maybe if Borderlands 2 didn't exist

there only what 9 in the universe at any given movement

that couple inches of hip has killed billions of my children over the years.

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Is this shit Epic exclusive?

>I literally lift 5 days a week and her arms are nearly as big as mine

I need to get my shit together and defeat anavar amazons

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>telltale """choices"""

I shall be nice and post leaks 1 month old that so far have shown to be accurate.

1/2

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Didn't most people choose to not kill Jack at the end of Tales? I remember it was pretty 50-50, but now that Rhys is confirmed I feel like it should be important

He also has a fuckhueg cybernetic right arm and wields a sword.

I'll be eternally bootyblasted if this is canonized and I'm not even memeing

youtube.com/watch?v=Ne2enoKc57Y
ETERNAL REMINDER THAT THEY LEFT IT FUCKING OPEN
IT WAS ALL SET UP FOR SEASON TWO
FUCK YOU TELLTALE AND YOUR INCOMPETENT ASS

>Randy says this
>Audiences boo's Randy for making fun of PAX
These people I swear

Steele and Angel are fucking dead. You're one of those retards that asked for a BL1 remaster knowing it has no fucking story because you don't pay attention to the fucking story

Her face looks like when you try to make a waifu out of some ugly race in character creator.

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yeah thats my guess

His eye does have siren tattoos, though given that they seem so dull compared to all the others I'm betting his sister can just loan her powers to him.

Make sure to pre-order the BASED & BADASS edition when it becomes available

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>killed off literally the only nigger in the entire borderlands universe in 2

uhh....

Borderlands fans are so fucking weird. Same trashy vibe I get from TWD fanboys.

6. Steele and Angel are dead which means 2 more could've been born after their deaths.

2/2

Post more I don't know about if you have them.

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did you not watch the credits you mongoloid? or play bunkers and badasses?

Is the trailer up on youtube yet? Trying to search for it is a fucking nightmare because of Google/Youtube's algorithm shit.

>tomboy
>/fit/
>abs
>chocolate
>bikergirl vibes
>Hair lenght is just right the right size
>cute face
Perfection

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Watch him get Bloodwing'd or just never referred to again.

youtube.com/watch?v=d9Gu1PspA3Y

nice avatar tranny

Impossible to get a clear answer right now.

Randy haters literally SEETHING, what a time to be alive, feelsgoodman

anyone got the 100 key code for the pre sequel here's the code for 2
C3W33-RZ6ZJ-TFJ6C-TTJ33-RFHX5

I wouldn't* kick her out of bed.
>*couldn't

>diablo 2 isn't fast paced
Then you're playing it wrong

Cry more faggot

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Excuse me, Mynt is a girl, not trans

Vaughn has his Axe. He's dead mate

Did someone say tomboy?

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They look like herself just grown up.
What'd you expect, motherfucker?

I honestly can't believe the women still look hot and cleavage was shown on multiple women throughout the trailer. Even Mortal Kombat has been hit with Shariah law. Say what you want about this game or the devs, but at least they're not afraid of tits.

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I doubt it, Borderlands 2 was the big daddy of steam for like 2 years straight

I forgot, do Sirens reincarnate
>there are 6 siren "souls"
or once a siren dies, some where a new born girl manifests siren powers

Check the trailers, the games are coming on Steam

What the fuck happened to Lilith?

Please, they're called "Ultimate Bad-Ass Loot Chest" editions.

Also that's a cute avatar buttboy, did you make it yourself?

I killed him. But if it's CyberJack that's coming up they could write it off as if he backed his data up somewhere.

Ugly lilith. Fuck her anyways, Burch killed her as a character.

It's a nigger with a dude bod and an orc face

Imagine actually watching Stranger Things

All for me, then

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That's a dyke

>hip vents
Gearbox confirmed for having absolute top-tier taste

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They actually left it open for Borderlands 3, not a Tales season 2. Blame Gearbox for taking so long

Wait, Vaughn was in the trailer? Where?

Lmao boomer fag, go feed your kid or some shit

Stupid faggot where did I say they were not dead? You show me where it says a Siren is instantly born when one dies. Fact is we NOW see all 6 that were alive at the same time. Yes TWO more can be born now.

Fuck off

For you I guess, I go back to play BL2, and still no other MP shooter tops it's chaotic battles.

That face & haircut is pretty meh, but the rest is pretty nice.

SHOW ME THE LOLI

Fucking this, he is gone now

Not anymore. She didn't have the tattoos anymore in the DLC. Death means you're no longer a siren. That means a new one has to be born to take its place.

5 years

That is where the boner is created

>Game looks exactly like a 7 year old game despite it being on an entirely new engine
>Somehow streaming quality makes textures look EXACTLY like a previous game
>streaming now apparently makes janky ass animations that somehow look EXACTLY like BL2
Dude, randy. Calm down

I'll do you one better and post leaks from two months prior.
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/445820048/

and how many more did they add in 3?
fuck one of the playable characters is a black tranny

The tears are great because all these autists have incredibly skewed views of what borderlands should/could be and just cry lol

Tina better be one, her arm is still covered

Vaughn was in yesterday's teaser, if he was in today's trailer then no-one's found him yet

That's what they all say
they say they are going to Steam it gets hyped up and then OH Epic exclusive

Thanks, I missed these. Good shit, it gives me hope.

Yeah you mean the same pistol with one billion variations

then don't play it, geez. There is no hive mind, not everyone likes same shit. B3 looks too much like B2 for me to say it's new new game, but if story will be cool and they don't fuck up stuff that was good in BL2, then it has green light.

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Moze>>>Poo

Kill yourself avataring furfag

I like brown girls in general.

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who's the kid

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They also need to explain how did they get back from wherever the fuck they went at the end of Tales.
Which is why it's so weird to show Rhys but not Fiona

breedable.

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The ramasters.
They didnt say anything about 3.

>2019
>People on Yea Forums like tina now
This is dome top tier cringe. I wonder if she is just as annoying as the first game she was in.

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Bitch boy

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I find it interesting they didn't bother talking about it once the trailer was done with, there are a ton of questions now and it's weird they didn't go over some of them before ending the event.

the teaser

I’m 90% sure they were booing at PAX, Based Randy would never be booed at

>there's a possibility of her asscrack showing
MUH
DICK

He was in the teaser yesterday holding Krieg's axe over his shoulder

>that face
jesus christ

>then don't play it, geez

But what if I also want to shit on it and people excited for it

And how old are the new ones? 10 years old?
You want toddlers born who the fuck knows where to come back into play now?

You like photoshopped niggers?

Holy fuck who cares.

Thank you based Randy all is forgiven.

There's no fucking way PAX employees wouldn't know you can't run jack shit using Windows Media Player. They literally could've just run that shit off YouTube and saved us all time

yea but depending on the timeline they may not be old enough to manifest ability's yet

but who knows how far time has progressed

Special editions comes with a USB stick signed by Randy Pitchford

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>people hate Sasha
what? I thought people liked that cutie

So why is nobody talking about this?
There are guns that walk now. My guess is that they will be limited like grenades.

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>badass chocolate muscular girl that doesn't look like shit.
Netherrealm studios should take some note.

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indian, and not a tranny

also look through the trailer, i didn't see a single nigger

She WAS a Siren dude thats what we said.

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more a downie than a loli tbqhwyf

What the fuck are those lips

oh no, what is that abomination?

Le 56%

I think I got it off Google. Seems like a crop, would be nice to have the whole thing.

they are kind of shit in solo, but fun with friends

>black character
>ripped more than most of the characters in the game
God that's some shit character design

>NOPE
Sums up my thoughts on the character
Too ugly

probably just an action skill honestly

CUTE!

>badass

Why is she making the alt right hand sign 4 fucking times?

Next you'll tell me her religion uses swastikas

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY DON'T DELICIOUS BROWN MAMAS WANT TO GET WITH BEANS THEY ONLY GO FOR BLACK OR WHITE NO IN BETWEEN AAAAAAAAAA

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Some leak which turned out to be true said he made something to let him use his sisters powers

Let me see your face...
GODS GIVE ME STRENGTH

tannis, marcus and lilith looked like absolute shit for no reason

>All he has to post is one short conversation thrown in at the literal last second to sate autistic shippers
Sad!

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You sound gay.

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No but I usually prefer characters without faces and flesh.

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MAYA AND KRIEG'S DAUGHTER

id bet money its like the guns that turn in to a grenade when its empty

you will probably run out of ammo and throw the gun down it will do its thing for a few seconds than disappear

or its a class ability

not so tiny tina

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I think the only person it could be would be that annoying brat's sister from the pre-sequel

Why do you faggots keep giving randy money?

>Grenade
>Not a Tediore throwing gun
Nigga do you even remember BL2?

literally what did he mean by this
i think it's probably just an ability, maybe they'll be a minor enemy type as well

>Black Siren rumor true
>But she's hot as fuck
>So Yea Forums loves her
Is this proof that Yea Forums isn't actually racist?

She only had the tattoos because Steele was meant to be Lilith's original design. As far as the first game was concerned, she was never a Siren.

>Being such a faggot

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Steele died 5 years prior to BL1. If a new Siren exist now she would be 10 years old in BL3. The Siren that replaced Angel would be at best 5 years old.

Tiny is NOT a Siren for you delusional folks. The girl next to Maya MIGHT be the one that replaced Steele her arms are covered up mostly but I don't notice any tats in the exposed part.

No-one hates Sasha except autistic Rhyonafags, just ignore them

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>It looks like borderlands
Yeah is this supposed to be a bad thing

You sound like an idiot posting photoshopped niggers

who else /beastmaster/ here?

yeah it was kinda cringy when I didn't really like Sasha and game forced me plaaying as a Rhys to be attracted to her.

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Maybe they were twins and that let him get some of her siren powers as well?

Time to check rule 34

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RELEASE DATE FUCKING WHEN

Reminder that the tumblrs who played the first game had enough time to get a degree and work at the company to have a hand in influencing the sequels
You only have yourself to blame for not being in the industry

>NOPE
how fitting

i know this is a joke but she's not even using the right fingers for it to be "le white power symbol" so shut up dummy

>NOPE

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La creatura..

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE

>re-using maps

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>5 years prior to BL1
Are you literally retarded?

Blue glowy extra arms are in I guess.

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>Rhyona
That's a very unfortunate name combination.

Nah. That's a tomboy. Cute sexy tomboy with a very low voice for a girl. Hmmmm

>liking buff niggers
Are you gay?

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>*blocks your path*

what do?

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Cheap nostalgiabait.

My nigga, I thought she was cute too but the musclefag in me is making the choice hard
All the playable characters look so good fuck

look at that face and tell me its not a tranny

there is more muscles in that thing that in terry crews

Nope indeed.

Check those cargo containers in the back. I'm also guessing the robot dudes are also Maliwan's military, making them the megacorp in the spotlight this time.

SHUT THE FUCK UP WE'RE SPERGING OVER BROWN MSUCLE?!

Factual incorrect. When Steele put the key together right before getting killed her hands glowed just like a Siren because that was the power needed to put the key together.

Fiona is the top girl though, simply because of her VA. And Gortys is second best.

WHEN YOU THINK THE RELEASE DAY WILL BE?

tfw actually thought they where going to announce an "OUT NOW"

>everything but the trailer of 3 states it's coming to Steam
Basically confirms that either it's EGS exclusive, or they are still working on a deal with Epic. It is UE4 after all, 12% vs 35% cut.

Shit man that's cool, but I gotta tell ya' newfriend. Avatarposting is heavily frowned upon here, it makes you look like a sizzling perishing faggot.

Also look up Gumball's Mom, I think you'd like her. She's a cat lady as well

Will murder with extreme prejudice

*pulls back foreskin*
pisssssssssssssssssssssss

He looks more like a cyberhobo than an edgy boy

Ask if I can get a suck and fuck, no particular order.

the white hair one looks like a dragon ball z character

>Brick has another dog paw

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offer a threesome

I agree Fiona is best girl, no reason to hate on her qt sister though

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Why is her neck so thin?

>Wanting August's sloppy seconds
gay!

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Yeah, re-using maps is really shitty but it's what I would expect from gearbox. I'm still basically going to buy no matter what at this point

They look hot. Both of them do. I'd fuck them both.

>abs
>THICK thighs
>delicious chocolate
>tomboy
>fit
Imagine being so insecure that you wouldn't wrestle with this qt 24/7

legendary tediore shooting forward before exploding
cute

>OTACON, WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING AT TRANNIES

That was a BL2 ret-con to justify Lilith and Angel's roles. Presumably, any dope could have put in the key and Steele was simply the one who did first.

how many did he used to have ?
there are three in the pic

Who's she?

Reminds me of Lion King 2.

the same shitty graphics as always
I wonder how people like this game. it didnt evolve in all these fucking years

You knew what I meant if you kept reading you cock sucker.

Throw a longbow slag singularity grenade and B0re them with my Pimpernel.

I'm sure you'll get better one day

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Nah that's a buff nigger bitch. Probably has more test than you faggot.

Prove it?

he had 1 in 1 and 2 in 2

Niggress larping hindu shit. How Beyonce of her.

He gets a new dog paw for every mainline game he's in.

>I'm still basically going to buy no matter what at this point

My condolences

so the progression makes sense lol

"Save the Worlds" plural

Can't wait for the r34

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it will probably just be one level
BL2 did it and more stuff was added to the map
im sure it will have more things added

Thanks?
You can do it too, man. We're all gonna make it

laugh in DPUH money shot chain

Does she have a neck even?

You mean not being a faggot?

A trannemie?

Bros, I feel fucking giddy. For the first time in awhile I'm excited. Fuck me, this looks delicious, and I spent the last seven years laughing at gearbox fail and stumble out of the gate. and now I'm smiling like an idiot at a meme filled trailer.

Fuck you, Randy is redeemed

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>no reveal of how the psycho is going to have three finger guns
dropped

WELCUM TO EARF

More black tomboy QTs for me, then. Suit yourself, laddie.

That's 100% Rhianna's face.

>imagine her overpowering you and wrestling you to the ground
>Imagine her subjecting you to hours and hours of cock and ball torture
>Imagine her forcing you to breed for the whole night
>Imagine having to lick her sweaty body clean in the morning
Imagine.

>All brands returning except bandit/scav
So Bandit is gone, but Hyperion is still there? I thought they would have just abandoned everything after what happened with Helios and all that's happened bc of vault keys

Just pirate it.

btw I'm serious Gumball's mom is a babe

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is it just me or does that guy look like jack?

Nope, but he'll prolly make an appearance in game. Stupid to bring everyone back but him

their robo dick

>im a nigger faggot
Whatever dude

I loved it solo, but It was back when I haven't played much games. It's way better with friends
BL1 aged okayish, but gotta play with friens
BL2 is still entertaining solo, Handsome Jack was fun dude

it's all gonna be futa isn't it? :'(

whats wrong with randy?

That's not even what she looks like you nonce

Go away, Manyakis, I already wanked to all your stuff.

They looked much better in the teaser

>melee siren
>ugly
Welp first Siren I won't be maining. I want Maya back boyos. Well, I guess Beastmaster it is.

handsome jack wasn't playable in 2

Lurk more kid

You would honestly think this is how most women in BL should look considering what people need to do to survive.