You're in the 'bucks bing bing wahooing

>You're in the 'bucks bing bing wahooing
>This girl slaps your switch's ass
>"Consider other people sweetie"
>wwyd

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Beat the shit out of her

Offer to play coop with if she wants to play that bad. Besides why did I bring my fucking switch to what clearly is a date.

Tell her to fuck off because I have my volume off

>Get out portable amplifyer and rig it up to play even louder.
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Bing bing and then wahoo on her face

Tell her I don't heed 3D pigs, and you're not supposed to do your makeup with a roller brush.

>using the internal speakers on a handheld or phone

absolute cancer

Extend my white privilege

>the 'bucks
I hate americans

purple lip stick is p ugly
especially with those other colors. like a moldy banana

This. If I was enough of an autist to be at a starbucks in the first place, let alone playing my switch at full blast, any sort of social contact initiated by a girl would probably trigger my 'tism and make me chimp out on her.

HEY FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING WHORE
*punches her right in the face*
*unzips dick*
*sticks it in her vagi... nah fuck it it smells like fish and probably STD-ridden*
*sticks it in her ass and starts thrusting*
*starts screaming BING during every thrust*
*cums screaming WAHOO*
*wipes dick on her clothes*
Heh... that was barely worth the effort...

>*sticks it in her ass and starts thrusting*
uh you can still get stds from anal dude

and i'd be willing to bet money that a girl's unprepared ass smells worse than her vagina

>implying a nincel would be able to do such a thing
Don't lie, you would shit your pants in anger (while playing smash) and you would come crying to your mommy and post about it here, you pathetic manchild

Nah

Keep denying reality, it doesn't change a thing

Nah I don't have Smash

You probably broke the card and deleted it out of anger, but I understand it must be too hard on you, a smasher to take in defeat

Tell her i'm a fan of her work in the chucky movies

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Back at 'cha black lips. Waduav' finking dolln yourslv' up like ah' copse ov' some scurvy victim? Uglah whore. I dunvanah see aht' face.

To everyone else I'm 'other people,' so maybe you should take your own advice and consider me.
BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOO

>Chasing this old hag's vagina

Just keep playing bing bing wahoo, you're better off without stressful bitches

>That resting bitch face

Just fuck off