How do you do fellow squids?
How do you do fellow squids?
Daniel Kelly
Gabriel Lopez
Something isn't right here...
Connor Hall
hey squigga
Leo Morris
>the spaghetti on the ground
Everytime
Cooper Butler
Better?
Liam Gutierrez
Luke Harris
Wow, THAT'S what ngyes's look like?
Brayden James
Veemo realized the cuteness of woomy can’t be beat and is just stepping up her game.
Hunter Reyes
Evan White
>mixing the races
Disgusting
Chase Fisher
It is the eventual future of inkopolis
Austin Foster
Fuck woomies with my tongue, fingers and tentacles
Ryder Sanchez
Man, I really wanted to like this game but after last week's free trial I realized never gonna be able to get used to the aiming controls... I really wish I could use a mouse & keyboard to play it...
Blake Taylor
>tentacles
Austin Cook
Those extra limbs on her head aren't just for show, you know.
Carson Collins
Octopuses have brains for all their tentacles, and all of them are horny for a woomy's woomy.
Christian Garcia
I thought the same thing but now I'm X rank a few months later, you do get used to it, I'd suggest going through and 100%ing the octo expansion. Yes that includes IA3
Ian Carter
I have an autistic question, what happens if a inkling and a octoling mated and had a baby
Wyatt Ross
Are you using gyro/motion or normal controls?
Owen Bennett
You just need to practice more user. I never played the original splatoon and I played the entire vase campaign with stuck, then switched to gyro when ai was hard stuck S. Now I'm all X's. If you don't like losing ranked games, play a shit load of salmon run and really pay attention to how you're using it: even now, I find myself accidentally using the stick in conjugation with motion and it fucks my aim up every time, you have to really be vigilant and disciplined.
Jayden Davis
WOOMY
Lucas Allen
Disgusting
Noah Nelson
This
Michael Perez
Oh cool didn't see that
Mason Hall
Try playing the single player campaign to get used to aiming.
Hudson Morgan
What happens if a cat and a walrus have a baby? Same answer.
Gavin Kelly
Brandon Nelson
Force yourself to keep playing with it. I played through S1 with only stick aiming then I tried motion in 2 and realized how much I was dragging myself and my team down.
Elijah Barnes
why does nintendo have to make chlldren so, you know, like that
Zachary Allen
Cameron Ramirez
Fuck you that's why.
James Bennett
Like what? Dark?
Kayden Hill
like what?
Nolan Cox
Anthony Roberts
just a lot of the squiddlings look a little young for how some of the animations make them bounce and stuff, just seems a little deliberate on japans part to sexualize children
Gabriel Moore
jesus fuck, can this madman be stopped?
Jack Butler
But they're teenagers
Jacob Young
I totally agree
Sebastian Wright
Really, the squiddlings in splatoon 1 and 2 don't really look like high schoolers, more like middle or elementary school even
James King
>Squiddlings
Kevin Cooper
That's not an octoling.
Brayden Peterson
squiddy kiddies
Easton Wright
>society that sexualizes real minors gets mad at society that sexualizes fictional minors
Jayden Perry
Cute and funny?
Oliver Richardson
Um...maybe
Parker Brown
I'd point out how hard you are assuming, but flags aren't on for Yea Forums, so it's clear how retarded you are without me pointing it out excessively.
Kevin Torres
based Japan
Ian Russell
>enter cunny thread
>post tits
why?
Easton Jenkins
So now that the phone and the blender is broken, what the fuck is CQ gonna do to make a living?
Nicholas Morgan
>Splatoon threads are cunny threads
Caleb Taylor
>the longer this man draws 8, the bigger and lewder she gets
Isaac Collins
Nationalities aren't societies, user.
Jaxon Sanchez
Correct
Mason Roberts
>guy refuses to draw Pearl getting fucked properly
Grayson Walker
I think he owns kabo corp now or something.
Noah Howard
>calling this a child
fuck off
Chase White
Good. Pearl is not for lewd. And exclusively for Marina.
Sorry to hear that, man
Adam Gutierrez
He's no longer drawing agent 8
Just some weird OC
Nathan Rivera
Pearl looks so happy
Tyler Baker
Pearl's been doing heavy metal since she was 18, she's likely been around the block with every roadie that even glanced at her.
Samuel Smith
>bought splatoon 2 on sale
>check price for octo expansion
>20 fucking bucks
Is it ever gonna be on sale?
Henry Brown
No but it's worth every cent
Oliver Butler
it's worth it.
Ryder Gonzalez
It's basically an Expert Tutorial with god-tier music
Eli Miller
Worth every penny
Leo Brooks
It was on sale a while back, you missed it.
Luke Flores
Carson Gutierrez
Easily the most worthwhile DLC that I've bought, next to Hyrule Warrior's and Bloodborne's.
Aiden Roberts
But why? I assume it's like a single player campaign? How long is it?
>buying DLC for a game I didn't own yet
???
Justin Cook
I hate how there's almost no good prawn for Pearl, like 95% of what exists of her is intentionally drawn bad as an annoying joke, 4% of it is unintentionally drawn bad.
Daniel Lewis
original octolings > s2 octonigs
Ryan Nelson
You can buy DLC for a game that you plan on buying later.
Parker Sanchez
I didn't know yet if I wanna buy Splatoon.
Anthony Hughes
ALL OCTONIGGERS NEED TO LEAVE THE SURFACE IMMEDIATELY AND GO BACK TO THEIR TRASH SEWERS. INKOPOLIS IS RIGHTFUL SQUID CLAY.
Carter Russell
Owen Jones
Because she looks too young and artists don't wanna be slapped with WOW PEDO
Jeremiah Watson
It's about 6 hours of content with a great story line and fun challenges except IA3, I'm x rank now and can still only beat them 1 out of every 10 times
Parker James
Jack Green
If you rush, look up a map online and are really good, it'll be around 3 hours but 100 % can take up to 8 also the super duper secret boss can add two more to that
Adam Martin
Its a funny joke though
Chase Carter
Camden Foster
Can we still save her bros?
Zachary Young
No, she's fucking dead.
Leo Lee
Grayson Moore
Oh i'm just crusin' in my Squidmobile.
Gabriel Ortiz
Owen Roberts
Is this woomy wape?
Zachary Davis
Woomies are not for raping
Christopher Morgan
anyone got uhhhhhhh some fuckin webms they wanna post
Samuel Reed
No this is
Juan Morris
You're projecting. Stable adults don't care, pedos do. It's not making more pedos, you're born one.
Nathan Fisher
My favorite webm is from Donnie-Raph when I was killed by a super-jumping Heavy Splat long before he landed. I dunno what I did with it though.
Samuel Morales
Landon Brown
except, maybe they are? They wound't dress so slutty if they didn't want it.
Juan Ward
Is Veemo trying to get in smash by dressing up as a Woomy?
Ryan King
NO
Jordan Martinez
she's trying to get smashed by a yebby by dressing as a woomy
Aiden Ramirez
you really wana make me fap huh?
Ryder Diaz
Holy fuck that's amazing/
Leo Jones
just why
Cameron Wright
>that octo
muh dicc
Jordan Perry
>2 more hours
Oh looks like we've got a profreshional over here. Easily took me a couple of days to beat.
Jack Morris
Your dick?
Isaiah Nguyen
her dick
Isaiah Hughes
kek I like that that exists
Dominic Jones
Christopher Davis
Her... cock.
Blake Hill
Holy, why is this octo so fat?
Camden Moore
Too much cum
Jonathan Jones
Her fat ock cock!
Christian Thompson
Are you saying inklings and octolings who mate produce catwalrus babies?
Luke Young
Kayden Martin
yes
Henry Williams
Jace Morales
Where the fuck did her legs go
Benjamin Lee
It's just Kier, he's a terrible artist that does shit like that for attention.
Just ignore him.
Liam Gray
i concur
Bentley Nelson
Leo Hill
S-sauce
Jayden Campbell
Should I post their story?
Jaxon Flores
Do it
Wyatt Foster
And non-motion players think they can beat aim like that?
Easton Wood
Fine.
Luis Rodriguez
Ika outfit when?
Eli Martin
>for attention.
He doesn't even have an amputee fetish? Wow that's fucking stupid.
Anthony Allen
After what I heard about Ika's VA, never ever I hope. Holy shit, what a fucking insufferable person.
Angel Martinez
Camden Thompson
Grayson Wood
Jackson Gonzalez
Story?
Connor Taylor
He's just a giant and miserable shitposter, nobody likes him.
Dominic Jenkins
Nolan Perry
never unfortunately
>hating the character because of the VA
read the manga pleb
Kevin Gomez
Kayden Powell
What?
Cameron Baker
Sebastian Ross
English or JPN?
Angel Smith
I forget the specific details, but the gist is that there was this fan who really wanted to work in the industry, and so he was invited to do a quick interview. The interview was broadcasted on live TV and he had no idea that he was never actually going to get the position and was instead relegated to some bottom-barrel job. He was openly mocked by the VA and everyone involved (this is all live, mind you) and he was clearly uncomfortable with the whole ordeal.
Whem the VA and co were asked about it later, their reply was "it was just a prank bro, why is he so upset?".
Nicholas Howard
And then they fucked.
Connor Allen
Who the fuck cares about English VAs for anime
Austin Morgan
Leo Hill
What if we mixed it further with human
Adam Hall
Figured the English VA would be more likely to do something that would make someone here mad.
Parker Morgan
Michael Jackson
Are you saying that looks good?
Elijah Ramirez
Japan.
Andrew Powell
Joseph Martinez
This goddamnit. It took me a long while to warm up to the Weyyo’s and Veemo’s, but I was always a huge fan of the enemy Octolings. Really wish Agent 8 was the same as the S1’s Octolings, especially since they never actually showed what an Octoboy in that variety looks like. At least, outside of that Sunken Scroll with Cuttlefish and Octavio as young men
Owen Stewart
SHES EATING HER
Evan Cox
it's very obvious staged, just for your entertainment and nothing else
Camden Rodriguez
Jose Perez
The end.
Have a nice day.
Luis Walker
I would if I knew how to convert to webm.
Jacob Cook
Cute.
Oliver Lewis
webm for bakas
baka
Alexander Flores
So they fought then fugged?
Landon Ross
Joshua Taylor
Adrian Parker
So is online the only way to level up and get skills on the gear you buy? I only got to like level 5 with my 1 free week.
Is it weird if Salmon Run is my favorite part of the game? It's like the L4D3 I always wanted.
Wyatt Harris
And then the kid they adopted became a mutant from cannibalism.
Noah Thomas
Why is amputee stuff so goddamn common with inklings
Bentley Williams
>not "this kills the woomy"
Mason Torres
James Wilson
Owen Watson
no, there's several people who only play sr and regularly get to 999 every shift
William Bailey
Corpse Party dot webm
Kevin Edwards
Salmon Run is the best mode
Asher Sullivan
W-why do they turn white when they die..?
Luke Powell
We do the same don't we?
Anthony Lewis
blood stops pumping.
Juan Long
...
Michael James
Brody Young
The camouflage is like a muscle, so when the squid dies, they loosen up and turn white.
Jaxon Perry
It was in fact the Japanese VAs.
Blake White
But where does it all go? And why does the blood make them look dark brown? What color is squid blood?
That'd make more sense
Ayden Watson
The soul leaves
Alexander Perry
Ryder Hernandez
Jeremiah Perry
It'll never return
Angel Jenkins
Arigato. No bully.
Aaron Price
So they fucked, married, then adopted a kid who ate a piece of the octo and became a hybrid?
Jonathan Rivera
How cute
Mason Brooks
She would be too powerful
Samuel Jones
JP exclusive outfits when?
Austin Harris
Never
Wyatt Taylor
Some people play Salmon Run religiously, even during Splatfests. In their defence, it's the best gamemode.
Benjamin Bennett
>Make game based online play
>Charge people $20 in order to be able to play online
based nintendo
but fuck'em
Michael Hill
Jace Walker
god I love veemo
Justin Foster
new player here
convince me to use motion controls
Carter Rogers
it's basically splatoon 3
Brandon Hernandez
If you want to stay shit like me then use regular controls
Brody Jones
>sanitized inklings
Robert Edwards
Nathaniel Russell
It's the only way you'll keep up with the people who do.
Splatoon 2 doesn't pull punches. The fact that 99% of good players use motion controls means something, even if dumbfuck consolefags will insist otherwise.
Parker Thomas
once you get used to them you will get a divine revelation and you will never be able to look at console aiming the same way again
Connor Sanders
>ywn be Agent 3
Mason Myers
>Agent 8 wasn't a recurring flirty antagonist throughout octo valley turned ally and lover after the final bossfight
wasted potential of the century tbqh
Gavin James
Asher Morgan
Nathaniel Murphy
I'm just glad they gave us ally octos to play as at all, the could have easily kept them as generic enemies to shoot in singleplayer and nothing else.
Dylan Turner
I want a girl squid to ink me and turn me into a cute girl Inkling
William Adams
This is just a game for pedophiles. Prove me wrong
Elijah Cruz
Octos are too cool to be enemies only
I hope we get the amazon hairstyle in the future though
If they could make afros work, they can make the amazon hairstyle work
Jacob White
Cephalopod yuri is the greatest
Michael Nguyen
>you will never be the little woomy
Ian Russell
>tfw discovered the power of dualies
holy FUCK why wasn't I using this earlier
Alexander Green
>Game is for foot lovers
>No feet
???
Jonathan Morgan
That it is.
Kevin Lee
What about Cephalopod incest yuri?
Nathan Hill
Evan Russell
Even better.
Dylan Young
extra greatest
Alexander Stewart
God damn, I felt the anxiety just by looking at it
Jason Butler
Jeremiah Carter
okay, you've been proven wrong.
You're probably a buttblasted Xenofag who's upset that "muh mommies" didn't even sell 1/4 of what Splatoon 2 sold. Fuck off and kill yourself already.
Ayden Davis
not for the faint of heart
Zachary Mitchell
El Inklino, La Criatura Marina
Henry Moore
Jayden Robinson
The weak should fear the strong
Thomas Ross
Im a squid and what is this?
Sebastian Garcia
Mason Miller
>dualies get bigger shots
>"wow there's literally no reason to use a standard shooter anymore unless you want to turf and swim I guess maybe"
>everyone else in the "pro" community still says they're shit
>they get buffed two or three more times
>"these are really way too strong, I may as well always use these"
>meanwhile "pro" community still thinks they're shit
>three months later everyone in the "pro" community is talking about how outrageously powerful dualies are all of a sudden when they haven't been touched for months
I hate pro recommendations, keep experimenting user, find the power.
Ian Thompson
>human
Bentley Parker
Don't act innocent. You know exactly what this is.
William Cooper
Poor li'l veemer
she just needs to snuggle with the right woomy and she won't have bad dreams anymore
Ryder Perry
Yes
Carter Walker
I wish humans were real
Daniel Richardson
where's the Octoboy love?
Aaron Lewis
A squiddo's skin is filled with tiny cells, when the cells are relaxed dark pigment in them spreads out and causes them to look dark, when the cells clench the dark spots congregate together in a little pinpoint, causing the cell overall to appear mostly translucent. They turn white because every cell of their skin is clenching in a death spasm, and cephalopods often blanch white when they're startled, in pain, or otherwise agitated or stressed.
Ryder Richardson
Gay
Ryan Jackson
Fucking this. Using Gyro for shit like Fallout and
Borderlands is fucking amazing. 2nd only to an actual mouse. I'd go as far to say that being handicapped I'm still able to somewhat keep up with other players solely because of motion controls. They're a fucking godsend
Isaiah Evans
>Posting beastiality.
Absolutely disgusting.
Aiden Barnes
Not in this thread faggot.
Carson Lopez
post more
Tyler Campbell
Michael Reed
Juan Miller
She will remember
Leo Reyes
Thanks for the science
Camden Flores
Just got the game so everything is pretty fresh to me. I also like the concept of brellas and kinda want to learn how to use them better. I heard one of the heavyweight brellas are really good is hard to be consistently effective with.
Lincoln Turner
Adrian Taylor
gottem
Jaxon Allen
Have any game ever been so creative about expressing what the PC is thinking and feeling as octo expansion with the memcakes I wonder
Aiden Myers
Blake Sanchez
Jose Foster
Matthew Moore
Hunter Barnes
Is this more woomy wape?
Christian Campbell
I know a lot people want to sexualize squids and octos but I feel I rather want to hug these bastards instead
Josiah Myers
>Money in charge of beating love.
Camden Thompson
they are NOT for sexual
Xavier Diaz
Ayden Rogers
They are for both sexual and hugs.
Carson Reyes
The brellas are great and each has a special place in my heart. The heavy one you're thinking of is the Tenta Brella, and people like it cause it has the heaviest shield and you can fire it off a lot so your team can advance with it.
I'm not as big a fan just because I like holding onto my shield, that's just how I feel comfortable playing after time with the standard and undercover brellas. But give all three a go. One bit of advice is: pick the brella with the shot you feel is best, don't think about the shield
Brayden Flores
Are you the user from the shameful faps thread
Leo Gonzalez
Evan James
They are for hugs, snuggling, even kissing
but not for sexual
Henry Sanders
BOUT TO PLAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS, RECOMMEND ME A WEAPON TO GRIND WITH
Note: I'm a Splattershot and Bloblobber fag
James Evans
God I want to play this map again
Nathaniel Butler
gold dynamo
Jack Martin
Jordan Taylor
Then how will they reproduce? Sexual is also for love reasons not just for pleasure, remember that.though lewding just to lewd is alright though
Juan Rodriguez
silly woomer, you don't have big boobs
David Collins
when two cephalopods really love each other, they order a baby through splatnet
Lucas Long
Calsuka is best girl.
Cameron Bell
mommy veemo!
Zachary Gomez
Marie > Callie
Marina > Pearl
Tyler Sullivan
Aiden Rivera
Octos reproduce asexually
Aiden Sullivan
Marie=Callie
Marina=Pearl
Jonathan Fisher
Anyone have the one where they're hiding in a wall from two squiffers?
Chase Stewart
You have the wrong opinion.
Isaiah Garcia
This is my daughter. Please say something nice!
Benjamin Kelly
There's still someone that has to produce the bab
Mmm nah.
Hudson Jenkins
Agent 4 deserves better.
Jaxson Sanders
Would shoot her out of the sky
Kevin Wright
She would look amazing wrapped around my cock.
Wyatt Young
How do you do other fellow squids. I'm marie from the squid sisters! stay fresh.
Jaxon Baker
Jacob Bell
Sorry, bitch. Your old and stale, make way for the new green idol.
Hudson Hill
Who?
Josiah Martinez
It's just the miracle of life, no lewd activities are involved
Owen Allen
You know, I would a Woomy
Owen Butler
Rape?
Asher Cooper
Oliver Hughes
I forgot to buy it yesterday before the sale ended. Hope it goes for cheap again soon.
Bentley Bell
somebody post the wobin comic
Jack Peterson
I'm just saying I would a Woomy
Dominic Clark
Agent 3 and 4 were made for eachother!
Justin Jones
Austin Martinez
So question, I'm supposed to use stick as well with gyro controls? I'm used to gyro controls but I realized that I use the stick at the same time. I'f I'm not mistaking you are supposed to use both, but there are people saying that they only use the Gyro. I remember Dude saying that you use both stick and gyro, but I don't even know at this point.
John Mitchell
Where are my Tony Kensa Splattershot jr niggas at?
Robert Price
Adrian Reyes
ugly
cute
Samuel Lopez
Stick for macro, gyro for micro
Zachary Sullivan
based
Adrian Adams
Agent 3 is only for Agent 8, Agent 4 is Marie's plaything
William Walker
Pedo
Jacob Watson
You caught me...
Grayson Rogers
Enthusiast**
Benjamin Young
Aiden Lopez
Robert Nelson
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Gavin Scott
holy shit lmao
Jacob Wood
Do cousins count?
Cameron Harris
Yes.
Elijah Walker
that's probably just some 4 year old
Christian Cook
Anal sex with Callie!
Leo Campbell
I've seen this in X.
Asher Collins
Incredibly based and redpilled post right here.
Bentley Clark
Jordan Robinson
Remember to get your free Main Power Up chunks
Owen Wilson
I remember my first time...
Jaxon Martinez
Evan Carter
Literally played the first time last weekend and I never managed to go under 400. I don't understand how the principle "paint the floor" is so hard for some people
Jaxon Murphy
Jason Edwards
gay
Ryder Ward
Justin Allen
I love Callie!
Jonathan Lewis
thats your fault, retard
Joshua Gonzalez
Tyler Lewis
I want to make love to her bum.
Evan Russell
the only thing that gets to make love to Callie's bum is Marie's tongue
Joseph Russell
I want to slather an Octo's chocolate skin with my tongue until she's covered with a slimy coat of my saliva
Jaxon Ramirez
Lies. I demand proof of such a thing.
Leo Sullivan
Liam Hughes
You wouldn't want me to get banned would you?
Nolan Jackson
Me in the back
Jonathan Carter
Then post it in the Splatoon thread on /aco/
Nolan Richardson
Jason Cooper
>that porn pic of him
Cursed image
Eli Thomas
I still kinda wish the octolings were the ones from 1 but I'm satisfied with the ones we got
Dylan Russell
I love this squid.
Charles Hughes
Agent 8 is the sweetest little thing and I love her with all my heart.
No daughter of mine would go out like that. I can see her unmentionables, for pete's sake.
Ayden Martin
>children
they're marine animals
Daniel Mitchell
>condom in mouth
Parker Wilson
She's going to use her mouth to place it on your penis. Have you never had a girl do that before? Shits fucking amazing.
Zachary Stewart
>condom blowjob
user, do you realize how stupid that sounds
Angel Hernandez
Witchcraft and wizardry won.
Camden Taylor
nigger i made that post 8 hours ago what makes you think im even still here??
Benjamin Diaz
It's not a blowjob, it's just putting it on with her mouth and then immediately going to the fucking
Isaiah Brown
Well, you responded.
Kayden Bell
Veemo so cute
Veemo so sweet
I wanna tickle her soft little feet!
Michael Gonzalez
I want to eat her.
Daniel Wood
She's perfect.
Jacob Smith
exactly
Nathan Diaz
Sweet, adorable octopus.
Cooper Fisher
veemo slut
octo slave
I'll make her regret leaving her stinking cave!
Cameron Ward
Don't be a fag
Mason Bailey
For snuggles.
I used to be able to pull this shit off regularly in the first game.
Matthew Reyes
based
Nicholas Edwards
How high should I set the motion control sensitivty, lads?
Luis Johnson
Max that shit.
Xavier Campbell
Cuddles and love
Wyatt Roberts
Honestly, the snipers in this game don't seem to agree on it. I have it as about 80% on the bar, but I've seen people say snipers should be less then 50%. I guess it depends on your aggression, if you hang back and support or push the line.
Justin Long
So wait. Are bloopers...zombies?
Aaron Bennett
If I could, I would cuddle this thing. I can't do much else other than hold it in my hand and maybe tenderly headpat.
It varies that much? Lot of people I know just go full sensitivity and they're far better than I could hope to be.
Aiden Reed
[CALL ON ME INTENSIFIES]
Jason Rogers
>We will never have an octoling girl plush
John White
I can't believe they're being so fucking slow with Splatoon 2 merch. 1 got stuff up the ass, there were plushies and pillows and shirts and everything. Pearl and Marina didn't get their own shit until this year. I'm amazed they and the octos got amiibos at all.
Gabriel Edwards
It's a travesty
Parker Foster
Octolings are the Gypsies of Inkopolis.
Lucas Allen
At least I'll always have her.
Mason Cruz
No, that would be Urchins, obviously.
Aaron Collins
Brayden Cooper
Veemo
Henry Butler
Evan Miller
Luke Sanders
>suddenly, Yea Forums is full of pedophiles
What happened?
Jack Jackson
Kayden Mitchell
>suddenly
more like suddenly the newfag showed up.
Caleb Reyes
Let him believe what he wants.
Austin Fisher
I thought they were huge boobies.
Colton Bennett
>oct*ling scum shows up
>thread dies
Brandon Lewis
Seeing this shit gets me so fucking hype.
I'm not the best sniper, but you always feel like a damn action movie hero when you can pull off one of these trick shots.
Ryan Flores
to be fair, it's like 10 pm where I am at, and these threads tend to slow down around this time.
Jeremiah Johnson
Logan Reed
>thread slows down almost 11 hours later
Funny how that works.
Samuel Howard
Wh-why do they wear spats, bros?
Jacob Russell
>do a shitty jumpshot on someone standing still
>feel like a fucking god
Austin Perez
Hudson Richardson
You need tight clothing to prevent the ink from going into sensitive places
Logan Foster
Owen Howard
What are they going to wear for running and jumping around everywhere, sweatpants?
Jaxson Morgan
Cute
Xavier Sanders
Its been like 9 fucking years and I am still mad at that ending
Ryan Watson
I want to BLOW A WOOMY'S BRAINS OUT
Angel Edwards
>woomy
>brains
Oliver Parker
Hot glue when
Jason Lee
Never. Veemo is for fatherly love.
Brandon Jenkins
Just get a custom body pillow with a picture of her on it
Isaiah Fisher
They actually have something close to that you know?
Evan Adams
That's what he said.
Zachary Brown
Quick respawn is just as shitty as Cold Blooded.
Ink Saver Main, Swim Speed up and Special Saver are the only good abilities in the game.
Change my mind.
Zachary Miller
Is there even any daki art?
Evan Kelly
Ninja squid with some speed ups, ink resistance, special power up are pretty nice to have.
Caleb King
only for the idols
Adam Gutierrez
Surprise, surprise.
Julian Anderson
There was one for Agent 8 going by google images but it’s gone apparently
Noah Green
Good, keep her pure.
Alexander Sullivan
Sub Power Up beacons
Grayson Murphy
Does it let you use one multiple times or increase how many you can have up at a time?
Ethan Baker
Apparently it shortens super jump time.
Does it do that only for the owner or for all team members?
Joseph Gonzalez
Increases jump speed for anyone using it. Can give your whole team quick super jump
Jacob White
That's actually super fucking rad. It's a shame most people don't actually use beacons. I'd be lying if I said I didn't occasionally miss beacons myself, but that's because most of the time I find super jumps aren't worth it. Teammates are too far into enemy territory with no safe spots. I try but often it just leads to trouble.
Kevin Davis
>user isnt good enough to get into x rank
what's your excuse?
Daniel Jackson
it makes anyone who jumps to it jump there faster, stacking on top of any quick superjump they have.
so, if you're an intelligent teamplayer who likes to play with beakons, they'll have quick respawn or quick superjump and your subpower up will add value to those you can't otherwise get from your own abilities.
To answer the question for which abilities are useful; special charge used to be around a lot more in the baller days, main power up is the new hotness for damn near everything, and run speed up is far more useful than it was before because nzaps and splatlings are typically considered powerful. Haunt is seeing a surge in Japan because its respawn punisher-like ability is a plus, and bomb defense dx will always see a few subs on the pro sets because it makes it harder for inkjets, bomb rushes, and haunts to hound you
Owen Peterson
X rank isn't impressive
Cameron Reed
They're great. Keeps your team in the fight easier. They've helped me make some great Rainmaker pushes
Angel Morales
I suck dick in this game. I kind of miss 1, but 2 has salmon run so it's a wash.
Logan Jackson
He's right. Even I got there
Aaron Collins
It's actually really cool, however getting to tell your team to use them without any voice chat makes them pretty much useless sadly. Which is a shame because they have serious fucking potential.
Jack Gonzalez
Just name yourself USE BEAKON
Joshua Sanchez
never said it was
Brody Lopez
Climbing out of S+ is tedious
Ayden Gray
Squishy octos.
Levi Smith
Levi Harris
I can't read moonrunes.
Gabriel Richardson
Neither can I
Bentley Perry
I wonder if takoyaki is any good. Not much of a seafood person, but I'd give it a shot.
Brandon Gonzalez
They don't look like much but they are delicious!
Jose Edwards
It's not it has the consistency of glue
Austin Cooper
Love
Jayden Howard
If it's tasty enough that could be forgiven. Coconut's consistency in a lot of foods is pretty bad but it's just so dang good.
Colton Reyes
These shorts are fucking exceptional.
Ryder Perry
Owen Wright
Blake Miller
Warm, sticky strands of it
Michael White
Fathers should not lewd their octo daughters.
Jace Cooper
God, I hate twitter as an art platform. Have to go through multiple pictures just to find one particular image (mostly food) and hashtags that many people don't bother using
Zachary Howard
I hate that so many fucking people use it for their art. There's a thousand boorus and pixiv and shit but they gotta use the ONE fucking website where you can't easily search via tags and artist names and shit. At least JTVeemo has the decency to make a side account where he just retweets nothing but his art.
Brandon Sanders
Because this thread is full of low-test faggots that want to be women rather than want the women.
Evan Richardson
I just want people to at least tag the media the fanart is based on like #Splatoon but more than half the time, people don't
Ryder Martinez
nice phoneposting
Jason Brown
They're fully dedicated to being lazy about it, which is impressive considering the effort that goes into nice drawings. Oh god I want to play with Agent 8's little octo curls so bad.
Wyatt Reyes
It's a bit weird since there are those who still post on Tumblr and they tag on there but not twitter. Also me too
Bentley Harris
>S+
>people still miss the fucking basket in Clam Blitz
Please tell me this stops in X rank
Noah Cooper
its walking animation even makes it look like a retard
so precious
Grayson Hall
The Splatoon tag on twitter is filled with automated posts from people's in-game screenshots, it's not a great way to find art if there's thousands upon thousands of posts being posted at any given hour.
Christian Thompson
has the player base increased after the demo?
Nolan Morris
I got no explanation for that one, other than twitter makes everything worse. At least it's a semi-decent news source.
Nathaniel Cooper
>posted from a Window's desktop computer
Mason Morgan
"No"
Liam Ross
do we really have to wait until Splatoon 3 for more octo hairstyles?
Blake Parker
They said they were going to keep making updates for the game beyond the planned summer 2019 final update, so it's not impossible we'd get some more. I still don't see it happening, though.
Robert Brooks
Camden Perez
Colton Hernandez
Blake Wood
When are they making a veemo figma?
Tyler Sanders
Blake Collins
Not anytime soon, I think I heard that yebby is due after woomy comes out.
Brandon Russell
they don't even have plushies yet
Justin Carter
fat
Juan Hughes
btw The original source is Parodius Da! You're welcome.
Jonathan King
Alexander Perez
it doesnt
Mason Ross
I want my own octo so damn bad. She's the cutest little thing. Either that or an octo pillow in the same vein as the squid pillows they released from the first game. I got one of those and its' super nice and squishy.
Xavier Watson
same
Camden Morris
she needs to sit on my lap
Jack Jenkins
Josiah Cruz
No fucking way.
Isaac Rivera
reverse image search brings me here
etsy.com
Connor Jones
Not bad at all for something homemade. The one I bought was one of these, I'd love an octo version, she could be my new pillow.
Easton Wood
Veemo
Henry Collins
Which one has the cock?
Grayson Miller
I can't believe I fell in love with such a strange exclamation.
Andrew Williams
>yfw
Colton Adams
Veemos are just that cute
Xavier Kelly
>sleeping in leather pants
Good god the chafing.
Elijah Russell
Everyone wants to fuck the inklings and that's perfectly normal, even Matt and Pat admit it.
If you don't you're literally gay.
Luke Thompson
I need to play with an underage inkling's cunny and peeny
I need to stretch and squish them with my fingers, pull back the tight foreskin and spread open the pussy and then lick and suckle
Adrian Rivera
>This lazy edit
You can really tell when someone just doesn't care that much
Owen Torres
>shirt hanging off breasts
God finally an artist that GETS IT
Jack Murphy
That was great doing it live. Hearing the cheers was great.
Jacob Martin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SQUUNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Ethan Parker
any artist that draws breasts on inklings/octolings other than idols clearly doesn't "get it"
Asher Martin
Would fug and squish
Alexander Wilson
No, user
Jonathan Mitchell
>I had to fucking work the next day
It was exciting, but I wish they'd let me plan for it
Oliver Diaz
Show me a single fucking human child on the entire planet that is even remotely proportionally similar to an inklings you can call me a pedo all you want.
Nolan Harris
I'm honestly surprised the Sanitized octolings were just sort of ignored.
I really hope we can save her at some point.
Lucas Davis
>octolings
Luke Hernandez
>girl just casually clinging to a guy's fucking head
Either she's light or he's strong
Elijah Ramirez
Ian Murphy
Look at this slut
Joseph Harris
>486 posts
>131 posters
pedomods are real
Jonathan Harris
children
literal children, you colossal mongoloid
Ethan Wright
I'd splat that octoboy so hard
Aaron Fisher
I wanna squish and hug an Octfro!
Michael Martinez
Goddamn I wish I was that sexy
Gabriel Gomez
Splatoon is a video game, get over it
Jordan Phillips
Then post some video games.
Liam Parker
getting splattards to discuss gameplay on Yea Forums needs a dedicated thread, almost every thread gets to image limit first
>inb4 go to /vg/
no, they're the usual /vg/ circlejerk with spergs
Cooper Harris
Do you think Woomys and veemos drink?
I think Woomys are the type to take one sip of a wine cooler and act wasted while Veemos will nurse a glass of red wine and be troubled.
Jason Ward
The Splatoon general does the same thing, because there hasn't been anything new to talk about in this game for months, just bitching about noob slayer weapons they haven't learned how to deal with.
Leo Martin
Just look at this shit
boards.fireden.net
Kayden Garcia
This is by far the worst part of Splatoon. It's what attracts the autism and general degeneracy the most.
Bentley Cook
Ooh thanks, I must've missed this thread
Ryder Turner
Why do i never see you bitching like this in Xenoblade 2 threads?
They're far more common than Splatoon threads and they only post waifus and never discuss gameplay
Jason Ross
That was a good thread
Jaxon Carter
I don't go to xenoblade threads
Cooper Adams
Brandon Thompson
Because this fanbase flips out over retards complaining about degeneracy on Yea Forums. Post the word "pedo" in a Splatoon thread and you'll immediately get two defensive (You)s
Levi Cruz
They're teenagers though
Hunter Sanchez
You don't have to tell me that, no shame for cephalopod love here, but it gets reactions. Aw damn, that's image limit. Well, good thread