BORDERLANDS 3

It will be a trading card game.

nth for bittorrent exclusive

Hope this game will be good if it's actually BL3 :)

please be good
please be good
please be good

>Bordthreerlands

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Epic exclusive battle royale live service incoming

As much as I hate Randy Bobandy and Cliffy, I like videogames and borderlands to that extent. I understand where you're coming from, but I also think that a lot of good honest people tried their best when creating a videogame. So, even if I don't like the idea of supporting one or two corporate jocks or retard ideas men, the amount of folk that are feeding their families from this industry overweights the others.

And I agree, but getting even purple rare stuff was super hard when playing solo if my memory doesn't fail me. Maybe I just had bad luck. I remember being able to carry myself with common stuff when playing BL1 but doing piss shit damage with greens and blues and not being able to get anything better.

I remember that when playing BL2 I sticked with a purple that I found for around 15 levels or so because all of the loot I got was completely shit

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Damn, Randy is a big guy.

Why are you so invested in fucking Gearbox IPs.

8 Player Co-op with the 4 new vault hunters, Rhys, Fiona, Sasha, and Vaughn

>Youtube teaser
>Artwork for borderlands almost exclusively in stream
>Bl3 jokes in stream from facebook and other media
yeah safe guess its not bl3 retard

inb4 it is shit
I am honestly here for the letdown

will Randy sing again?

RAAAAPP TRAAAAP

Based and redpilled

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Please be good.

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>I like videogames *and borderlands* to that extent

lmfao

BORDERLANDS: THE TCGBR
PLAY CARD GAMES WITH 100 OTHER PLAYERS AT THE SAME TIME ALL WHILE CLAPTRAP SPOUTS DEAD MEMES AT YOU

>those tabs
Every time.

>Bord3rlands

I own the games, but I have never played any of them
are they any good? where should I start?

cringe music 2bh.

>that Clap Trap rap
I don't want to be negative already

more like brap trap

Dude it fucking slaps

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I hope they prank the living shit out of people. Open with a battle royale looking cutscene, characters opening loot boxes, etc. Then transition into the actual trailer.

yo this nigga kinda fire doe O_O 2bh

BBorn Refugee here, best of luck Borderbros.

I literally have Lilith tattooed on my arm dude...

GIVE ME KRIEG
youtu.be/Dd0IaBX8cEU?t=1426
"Over here, my sweet meats, your prince of justice and genocide has something to say: Gone are the days of the tentacle and the age of the gods and mercy is far away... We are fighters of the middle, the second act in the three-part MEAT play, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR!"

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watching to be angry
>this clap trap song
oh i'm already mad

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BATTLEBORN 2

Post it

OPPOSING FORCE 2 ANNOUNCEMENT

Battleborn deserved better.

pic or gtfo

Why would you have worst girl on your arm?

(THIS IS A PRIVATE MESSAGE YOU CAN ONLY READ)
Management here, guys
The shill event is cancelled
You can leave the thread and go home now

t. Randy
(THIS IS A PRIVATE MESSAGE YOU CAN ONLY READ)

No it didn't. It really didn't.

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>All those dicks in the chat.
Ok guys, which one of you did this?

TAKIN SHOTS
IM NO SCOPIN

Release order.
They are decent for what they are.
Don't pay too much attention to the dialogue or the story and its fine.

HOLY SHIT I SAW SHEPARD

here we go

Truth posted right here.

stupid dio poster

Damn this clap trap is really spittin

>people on youtube are unironically hyped by this song

happening

HAPPENING

>Alien Marines in the countdown
Okay now THIS is epic.

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here we go
Poker Night at the Inventory 3

E B I N
E X C L U S I V E

i just showed a cucumber up my ass for this event

Too bad they made her an insufferable cunt in BL2 and TPS, user.

>yfw tanis is now a villain

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It really didn't and deserved every second of relentless mockery.

This song is shit, while you wait listen to the superior videogame rap.
youtube.com/watch?v=Hs0WflggoAs

ok
thank you, lad

INB4 BORDERLANDS VR

lmao the shills are trying so hard

3 threads already for this reddit shitgame. I really hope its epic exclusive to have a nice laugh

Showing the same teaser lol

>that framerate
kek

IT BEGINS

YIKES

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Console version confirmed!

this is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in my life

10 FPS

Stream lagging... OH NO NO NO

>people actually like borderlands aside from the first game

I don't get you guys sometimes.

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So it begins.
The great shitstorm of our time....

>starting with the teaser we already saw
gee fuckin' willikers

NEVER

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i swear to god it better not be Jack again

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BORDERLANDS 2 VR EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE SCREENSHOT THIS

This must be rendered in game because that fucking fps

the trailer is already in 24fps

I hope Gearbox just makes their own launcher/store. Then I don't need to worry about their shit polluting anything else.

RANDY

Its one of the biggest franchises of all time get over it

she's been pulling strings all along

fuck you randy

IT'S TODD

based randy is going to save gaming!

if its a BR im done

also if its like the previous games it needs a decent crafting system to make a gun instead of playing 500+ hours and never getting the combo you want in a specific gun

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IT'S RANDY

THE PEDO IS HERE

I just dream of a BL3 thats a return to form
let me dream a little longer

THERE HE IS
RANDY BOBANDY HIMSELF AND HIS USB STICK

EPIC INCOMING

>post yfw you will never ever be Randy Pitchford

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RANDY PISHWAAAAAAAAAAAD

BIG DADDY RANDY

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2 was the only good one. Dont predtend that the first one was any good

IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE PEDO

I genuinely like Randy

Randy "she's 18 I swear" Pitchford

Yeah I can't wait for the BADASS playable Claptrap reveal either. I hope they have memes.

why is this so fucking awkward

ITS ALREADY A SHITSHOW
FUCK

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WHAT IS HIS NAME AGAIN?

>randy
JUST

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BR DECONFIRMED

>BR proposal booed

BASED CROWD

>not battle royal
CYNICS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

LMAO BR

he said it

>He's still wearing that jacket

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BATTLE ROYALE DECONFIRMED

IS HE GOING TO PLAY THE BIGOT SONG

RANDY POGGERS

good tabs

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HE SAID THE THING

user, just wait until this over until you twist that knife, it's all I ask

Pedo?

BR NIGGERS

T

F

O

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Confirmed not Battle royal

FUCKING BASED!

NO BORDERLANDS BR
>NO BORDERLANDS BR
NO BORDERLANDS BR
>NO BORDERLANDS BR
NO BORDERLANDS BR
>NO BORDERLANDS BR
NO BORDERLANDS BR
>NO BORDERLANDS BR

dubs confirm

jesus fuck

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Fortnite diss

THIS GUY IS PULLING OFF LEGIT SLEAZECORE
/fa/ WOULD APROVE

is this penn and teller

yea, I think he's back.

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That guy on the right is mega nervous

Zoomers BTFO

It was never going to be a BR

Kek this crowd is based af

Randy "Pitchin tent, when the kid hit ten" Pitchford.

PEDO RANDY IS IN DA HOUSE!

>post yfw he finishes big

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At least I'm not Anthony burch

This is awkward as fuck

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TINA SFM

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Can someone please call me based?
Nobody ever replies to my posts saying based and/or redpilled.

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>Not BR
Well, that's something

You may want to look into mods to rebalance some of the more annoying content but don't make it a priority. Do at least one playthrough first.

This the guy you guys shit on all the time? Looks like a decent guy.

>Randy Redemption Arc

OHNONNONOOOOO

>i'm going to go off the script
>co host immediately looks worried

Pitchford is fucking shitfaced right now, isn't he

He had CP on his computer

At least it sounds like he's being genuine

>all those moxxi thots

RANDY NO DONT GO OFF SCRIPT FUCK

Tiny Tina, she grown and Randy looks dissapointed

NO BATTLE ROYALE

BASED RANDY

based
redpilled
cute

that was just a doujin user, it's not canon

Cringe

Fag.

based and beggarpilled

>telling a man in a wheelchair to stand up
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

based and redpilled!

FORGOT THE SCREENCAP
LOOK AT THIS DUDE ATTIRE
PURE SLEAZE
>greasy hair
>weird pattern jacket
>gold chain

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based

>guy in wheelchair can't stand up

oof

faggot

cringe

cringe

stop posting frogs

>chat getting spammed to death
they can't even moderate their own chat

144p RANDY

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not based and bluepilled

>IT'S NOT A BATTLE ROYALE

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How much coke did he do?

Is that Brendan Fraser´s hair?

Sure but Borderlands actually lends itself to BR really well. What with all the weapons, skills, and characters/skins.

>new woke borderlands
>epic gaymes store
>autoaim
>horrible level scaling
>made by an obvious sexually abusing male feminist
Yeah I sure am hype bros.

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oh god here he goes again

Tina is xvideos/pornhub legal

based retard

You're based fren. Cheer up

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Cringe and bluepilled :)

>He follows cosplayers on twitter
OH NO NO NO NO NO

acidic

Based and re

just woke up from a 5 months nap, is there a big event of something today? fill me in

basedest post ITT

How sad is Randy that Tina is now legal?

>can we look at the cosplayers? See guys we have characters too. Anyways now make porn of them

Randy ain't todd and a compulsive liar, but he still seems alright

LOSER

Fucking cosplayers

You're Based and Redpilled!
I want to hug and suck your Based and Redpilled dick!
I want to marry you because you're Based and Redpilled!

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I thought this guy was in prison for CP?

BASED AND REDPILLED POSTER RIGHT HERE

Jesus, gamers are fucking losers

holy SHIT THIS IS SO BAD

a bloo bloo based

its a tabletop game

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You're UGLEH

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Why is the co-host mute??

yikes

what the fuck lmao

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Is the second dude mute or something?

BADASS!!!

he cute

What's wrong with Randy's face? It looks like its filled with ash

He is high on badass

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOO

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looks like a champ

Thats right I can already tell this shit will be a disappointment by Randys awkward cuck looking ass face

hey guys i gotta go grab some food let me know what i miss

you know when you go partying and you don't go back home for some reason, and it is already the next day, and you are trying to have breakfast in some bar
Randy looks like that

I guess you won't find pictures of tina on his next lost/misplaced flash drive.

Where's the CP Randy?

Based!

If that was true he'd be in jail.

get some badass gamer grub

Based and cutepilled :)

It was just """barely legal""" porn.

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RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF
RANDY FUCKING REDEEMED HIMSELF

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>On Yea Forums
Gamer board
>GAME PEOPLE
>GAMER TOPICS

okay.

IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD

the toll of failure

Vaughn confirmed

Why won't Randy give us the name of the cam whore who is a 'magician'?!

JESUS RAIMI

>Tales from the borderlands cameo
God i hope they bring the non-shit writing with them

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Fuck I kinda want it.

Where are my Yea Forums niggas at?

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cant wait for sjw shit shoved into border lands again
m.youtube.com/watch?v=EXV8tBD0wqg

>NOPE
>NO
>NAH
>NOPE
>NO
>NAH
>NOPE
>NO
>NAH
>NOPE
>NO
>NAH
>NOPE
>NO
>NAH
>NOPE
>NO
>NAH
>NOPE
>NO
>NAH

God any "magic tricks" to show us randy?

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literally giving the answers to the secrets lmao

OMG HE PUT IN SO MANY EPIC SECRETS! I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED AT THE TEASER!

Get to the fucking gameplay already

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paul is a great speaker

So finishing big just means a release date, right?

>Ovaltine Marketing

I'm installing Borderlands 2 RIGHT NOW

I've never played it

>Yea Forums ever referring to itself as legitimately gamers
>le us gaymers amai rite
Fuck off with that cancer.

Burch hasn't been at gearbox for a while. But it probably still will be like this

QUICK

I JUST STARTED BORDERLANDS 1

WHO SHOULD I PLAY AS?

Vaughn is here, based. Hopefully Loader Bot shows up too

So everything about the leaks and the theories about the trailer are real

MORSE CODE CONFIRMED
>MORSE CODE CONFIRMED
MORSE CODE CONFIRMED
>MORSE CODE CONFIRMED
MORSE CODE CONFIRMED
>MORSE CODE CONFIRMED
MORSE CODE CONFIRMED
>MORSE CODE CONFIRMED

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Bruh this shit is cringe is as fuck, ya'll niggas are weird

BRICK
R
I
C
K

yeah but what about the fucking game though

who the fuck cares about your stupid artsy trailer that was done ages ago by halo just SHOW the FUCKING GAME

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tsu

OMG MOXXI

its gonna release tomorrow

>No skags on rakks
dropped

>no skags on rakks
preorder cancelled

You don't understand, that is THE jacket

No Burch, so it'll likely be Borderlands 1 tier.

Does anybody actually give a fuck about these Easter eggs

mordecai

>This entire presentation is gonna be Randy doing an analysis video of his own video

enjoy

play as krieg
you wont regret it

Borderlands is literally plebbit the game

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When will the guy on the right talk?

Is there a game more reddit than this?

>skags will not be mounting rakks in the game
DROPPED

JACK DEAD CONFIRMED

>spending a few minutes jerking himself off about how great this model is
jesus christ

this

>JACK NEVER EVER

Where are pickle ricks?

What the fuck is this

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I can't believe Jack is fucking dead.

JACK IS DEAD
WE KILLED HIM

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>could have opened with teaser, walked on stage,and then showed gameplay
>decides to go through everything they did in the teaser

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He just admitted to be an asshole, also Jack is dead

JACK DECONFIRMED
OH NO NO NO

Lilith's the villain, Randy. We all know it.

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>these are all the badass things we put in the presentation that we won't actually be doing

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OH MY FREAKING GOD RANDY
HOW COOL IS THAT
THAT VIDEO IS SO COOL AND FULL OF DETAILS
WHAT THE FUCK
THROW IN SOME MEMES NOW, LAD

Tales was fucking shit, dude.

>He's dead
So how are they explain all of the Tales shit?

based
im here for duke/opposing force/bulletstorm

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When I said gamer people I wasn't refering to the cancer meme it's derived from.
I literally meant people playing video games.

Truly the most autistic dev

SO EPIC!

Fuck off back to wherever you came from faggot.

>Jack is dead
STOP REMINDING ME

I'm ready to shoot myself if he continues like this.

Which is more pathetic way of existing: being Randy Pitchford or being Anthony Burch?

Jack's dead baby

how not to do an announcement

They need an actual hype man cause I'm bored as fuck already.

>Scooter didn't make it
CATCH A RIDE

WHAT THE FUCK RANDY WHERES MY JACK

>They're gonna stretch this for an hour

Grrrrreat

FUCK OFF RANDY

JACK IS NOT DEAD 100%

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Guys, don't be scared, but I think a few people ITT are Gearbox plants

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Lilith

>company history
I sleep

They have an hour stage so they're dragging it out until the end

A stream

SHOW
THE
FUCKING
GAME
RANDAL

Are they gonna release it next week?

What is this body type?

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>Handsome Jack is dead
>Tales from the Memerlands had the best writing in the series and left an open thread for him to come back on that USB Rhys SHOULD have unless you have bad taste
Randy confirmed even fucking worse than ever before, almost approaching Burch tier

It's gonna be Jack is dead, but AI Jack isn't

Do you think Randy is... A cuck?

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WTF SHOW THE GAME ALREADY YOU TOILET FAGGOT

Rip scooter man

What a cringe master

gamedev

BADASS

>Now that we have a voice
>co-host is mute
wow randy, bit rude

>10 minutes of fucking nothing

I have this on mute, (working) can anyone summarize what they've announced so far?

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dadcore

oh fuck oh shit i just got here what did i miss lads?

>back then there was no money in games

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I think you're a plant accusing others of being a plant to throw off the scent. Fuck off shill.

Oh fuuuuuuuggggggg

Roland

This guy ruined the reveal desu >

someone (you) me when they get to gameplay

Epic, have my upvote

chadicus virginus romanus

It's called peak performance

fat manlet

Well I don't think Burch has been accused of leaving behind a USB full of CP, so probably Randy right now.

Not surprised. They've done this since the first game

I PROMISE WE WILL FINISH BIG

Why the fuck does he look like some shaddy mafia guy?

fuck my wife body type

ok i'm back i got ramen and some bubble tea what did i miss

Why twitch chat spamming benies?

GAMERS RISE UP

This is NOT Borderlands 3.

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See ya, space cowboy

Chad

What the fuck is this idiot talking about? I thought they were making a video game or something?

I dont fucking care.... SHOW ME GAMEPLAY FFS.

The T-Rex

In his defense Jack IS dead. It's just the hologram that lives on.

JUST TUNED IN WHAT DID I MISS

just get to the fucking point. i'm sleeping already.

Did I miss anything?
They're talking indie – who fucking cares?

>ywn have a mission to rescue Roland from the afterlife and hear Scooter say "Let's get you Roland!!"

literally nothing also share

OH NOO HERE IT COMES

>Randy getting an ego boost from people being interested thinking it's a sign of forgiveness
Fuck off Pitchford, you're still a cuck who should've been fired years ago

This guy is legit 50IQ

What a cute girl!

>One hour of video analysis
watch this autist not show any gameplay

FORTNITE

Nothing

BL3 but not much besides saying its not Battle Royale.
Villains vaguely shown

Endomorph, It's just that most of his body fat is built into his stomach.

>stealing from bigger companies like Sega is too much hassle
>so he's moved on smaller devs
RANDY NO

Let's talk about a publishing group or some shit
what the fuck is this shit show?

Please no Epic Games Store... Please no Epic Games Store... Please no Epic Games Store... Please no Epic Games Store... Please no Epic Games Store... Please no Epic Games Store... Please no Epic Games Store...

>FORTNITE

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Jack is dead
4th character is named Amara

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EPIC store exclusive btw

but he is right.

I can haz cosplay

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Usual day in twitch chat

gay

Ok theyre doing it

Fucking B A D A S S, Randy you prancing homo faggot.

They are just jerking themselves off about the model teaser
your not missing much but they might get to something so maybe you should unmute

Absolutely nothing

>they're stretching it out so they can hide how little gameplay there is later

RANDY SHOWED HIS PORN STASH LIVE

>we happy few

Kill yourself retardera tranny

nothing

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absolutely nothing.

literally nothing

Why does he sound on the verge of tears?

DOUK

Cardgames aren't tabletop games. Get yo' shit together.

large if big

how about some actual borderlands presenting tho

Well maybe if you could actually hit the ball with the bat instead of getting strikes all the time, I would consider it.

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>i promise you we will finish big
What does he mean by this?

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cringe

the reason why they killed him off is seriously depressing

oh boy
OH BOY

EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE

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EPIC CONFIRMED
OH NO NO NO

>its not Battle Royale.

thank fucking god.

user...

>Epic Games talk

Its over. They got em.

>EPIC GAME STORE
EPIC GAME STORE
>EPIC GAME STORE
EPIC GAME STORE
>EPIC GAME STORE
EPIC GAME STORE
>EPIC GAME STORE
EPIC GAME STORE
>EPIC GAME STORE
EPIC GAME STORE
>EPIC GAME STORE
EPIC GAME STORE
>EPIC GAME STORE

Epic games, yes!

>Look at our teaser
>Look at all the games we published!
Its just going to be an hour of flexing, isn't it? Normally these stage shows are a little more subtle.

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It wasn't CP, it was barely legal porn, and he only saved it because of the magic trick you know

EBIN GAMES :DDDDDD

There's going to be a lot announced for BL, they'll probably go over their allotted time. Jack is dead. Scooter is dead. No Battle Royal. Tina is Tina.

Epic games STORE

So it isnt a BR?

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>This fucking Twitch chat
Where the fuck are the mods?

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*tourge voice* FUCK DONALD DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

We like Fortnite!

4 u

Cringe...

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>epic games
oh no

EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE INCOMING

FUCKING INDIES WHO CARES

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GAMEPLAY

They're gonna pull something like a King K. Rool

INSECT GAMES NAMEDROPPED
WHAT'S NEXT

Who the fuck cares

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>paid cheering
looooooool

>look at these great games we worked on like Duke Nukem Forever and Hello Neighbor

It was me user. It's always me. Gearbox and Randy are jokes within themselves regardless. Who cares if their stream gets shit on?

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this is fucking stupid

Ain't nobody care about happy few

Why would you not want it on the EGS? It'd be less shit on Steam at least.

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>Put it on Epic

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epic

>dickchopper calling anyone autistic

>gearbox
>subtle

Did you fucking forget Battleborn? I don't blame you if you did.

please clap

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We Happy Few?
More like happily only sold a few copies lmao

EPIC GAME TIME
EPIC GAME TIME
EPIC GAME TIME
EPIC GAME TIME

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How long is this? When is the Borderlands?

AHAHAHAHA reddit and zoomers BTFO

YES BUT WHERES MOTHER FUCKING BORDERLANDS

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>re-releasing bulletstorm for the 3rd time
LOLING

>We are launching the new DLC for We Happy Few!
>Awkward silence followed by Gearbox employs clapping
Hilarious

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ANNOUNCE BULLETSTORM 2 YOU COWARDS

thanks bros

>another port to the switch
>of a game that ends on a fucking cliffhanger

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nooooooooooooooooooooo

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Lilith Apparently

>bulletstorm on switch
nice

>EPIC GAME
>*awkward silence*

>all these lukewarm responses to other games and bulletswarm on switch
Everyone just wants BL3. They couldn't care less about other shit.

>Tales from the Memerlands had the best writing in the series
lol no it fucking didn't

>BULLETSTORM SWITCH
WHO CAREEEEEEEES

I remember when i first got my 360 in 2009, the first games I bought for the system independently were Dragon Age: Origins and Borderlands. Good times.

Has there been a new NO ONE LIKES A BIGOT moment yet?

WHAT IS THAT POWER STANCE CALLED, Yea Forums?

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get ready for havoc

>thinking you can moderate 200.000 shitposters at the same time

NINTENDO FUCKING WON

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is this borderlands?

At the end

Wtf why are they talking about anything else than borderlands?
Fuck Epic[\spoiler]

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>yfw AI Jack is still alive and possesses a mecha-scag riding a rakk and it's Rabid

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"bulletstorm was a great performing game"

Do they not remember that it was a flop?

did i miss it?

i forgot tinybuild made more than one game

>BULLETSTORM 2
i hope fucking gearbox isn't involved with bulletstorm if it's a thing so fuck no

Randy really needs to get B L A C K E D.

NEW THREAD

The marketing for the game was on point, its a piece of shit but sold tons, like No Man's Sky.

beautiful framerate

>almost no clapping when We happy few appears

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20 FPS

white face nigger

But be died in the end of ME3?

>tinybuild
no... el diablo...

Nice borderlands 3 trailer

The funny thing is, Gearbox keynote will probably top Sony's
this is a legit claim, that will be confirmed in a matter of minutes
I am still mad

lucius 3

>20 fps trailers

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Duke Nukem in Smash when?

PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC PATHOLOGIC

what the fuck are thoses shitty nigger games

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monkaS
monkaS

god these children are sexy

>Pathologic

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>muh cool boys club
The only thing that differentiates this site from reddit is no upvotes. Shut the fuck up.

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>Epic exclusive
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

what the hell happened to tinybuild

>Pathologic
RANDYYYY

randy what the FUCK ARE YOU DOING

2 frames per second for the true console experience

They have an hour long show and only 50 seconds of borderlands content, so they have to pad it out

FUCKING CRINGE

Whats this, a Pathologic ripoff?

This looks like a fucking 360 game

>people think borderlands 3 is going to be on switch
OH NONONO
TOP OF HIS HEAD

Stop faggot

ok this is REAL CREEPY, FAGGOTS

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geabox making AND publishing shitty game
quite an accomplishment i must say

Because they want to end on a more positive note, same reason why Vergil is the final boss and not Goliath.

>this awful attempt at being scary

>not knowing fucking pathologic
end your life pathetic zoomer

I've heard better voice acting in The Room than in this fucking trailer.

that epic games shit got really fucking close

BULLETSTORM ON SWITCH! GET FUCKING HYPE!

>20fps
>Those graphics
>That 'voice acting'
Holy shit, this show is a goldmine

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PATHOLOGIC MOTHERFUCKING TWOOOOO

WTF happened to Pathologic 2? it looks like complete shit.

>showing Pathelogic 2 off to normies

why tho?

>a Pathologic ripoff
Kek

Why is twitch chat such a cesspool

why is this shit thread not stickied?

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nice microphone

>Pathologic release date announcement
Based & Plaguepilled

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Mic falling off

Borderlands humor is quite literally plebbit incarnate

the host is so awkward

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Put automoderator on max + slow mode + follower mode and it would be fine

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PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

IM GAMERRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRIIIICKKKKK

>Pretending Pathologic was good
Now THAT is zoomer posting.

>gonna have to kill qt autistic waifu scientist

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NEXT

is posting ascii penises a reportable offense?

>dude sandbox lmao

im pickle rick

MORTY

This retard and his fucking mic

IM PIGLE RIIIIIG

big oof for ice-pick. I hope this doesn't end up fucking them too badly.

WOO RICK AND MORTY

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

I'M A PICKLE

>Zoomers
>Playing Pathologic
This must be retard posting

Well, this is boring.

CCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PICKLE RICK

RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG ANDDD NIGGGGGGGGGGGG

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AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OH NON ONO NO NO NO NON ONO

don't worry, pretty sure she's a lesbian anyways

>10FPS Videos
>Awkward announcements
>Nervous Announcers
Please hire a new PR guy.
I know Gearbox loves small communities but this presentation looks like shit.

They HAVE to know 99% of the people watching are there for Borderlands right?

Why the fuck are they even bothering with all this other shit

Rick and morty yikes

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RICK AND MOOOORTY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SWITCH!? IS IT ON SWITCH? PICKLE RIIIIICK!!!

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>from the creator of Rick and Morty
OHNONONONONONO

>reddit tier humour
fuck that trash

he is torturing us

Not being eastern European

just opened the twitch stream instead of youtube (twich one is much better in quality, if anyone's wondering)
the chat is fucking demented, lol
they have no semblance of moderation whatsoever

I swear if Randy fucks up Pathologic 2.

Nah its tumblr tier and you can thank anthony burch for that.

Justin Roiland has one voice and only one voice.