If you could have the physique of any game character, which would you choose?
inb4 little girl
If you could have the physique of any game character, which would you choose?
inb4 little girl
Don’t be gay, dude.
I'm ok with either one desu
This, but with a retractable penis and internal testicles.
That isn't gay. Being gay is when you want another man's body instead of being comfortable with your own. Temporarily wanting a woman's body for sexual pleasure and curiosity haha is a-ok.
Ktatos
I want to look like yoshi haha
Mike Haggar. Already have his name, why not?
Ryu
Is this the hourly tranny thread?
>225cm
>110Kg
This is not how it works
>self improvement is gay
When did this meme start?
Sagat, who else
Honestly either one is fine.
discord tranny shills
i wish Poison were my girlfriend
>self improvement
>>>>>>self
But there's only two men in that image. You mean boyfriend.
No way fag, even if I did become Poison I'm still only into women.
nice buzzword combo
Yes? The question in the OP doesn’t say anything about switching bodies.
Let me reiterate since you didn't understand.
>>>>>>self
>when you did nothing to change yourself
Ok, what are you basing this on?
t. discord tranny
Are you retarded? Being gay means you want to fuck men.
>456257056 arguing that wishing to be a buff dude isn't gay, but wanting to be a girl is
>call him tranny
you're retarded
So wanting to be a girl isn’t what trannies want? What’s going on?
but user being gay is when you touch another man's peepee
Cristiano Ronaldo from the FIFA series.
Based
Severance was badass
truly based
Elf chicks are always lezzing it up with each other, this is just a well-known fact
Well that was bound to happen.
buff me up
>ywn be a blonde Japanese high school chick
fuck
Cringe
Delicious.
If I had this guy's physique, I'd walk around shirtless all time time
no contest
tag:fat bastard
You fucks think your character is big? I'll show you MY TRUE POWER!
This is what peak male body looks like
Best ME boy, best body, I wish it were mine
normal body
i just hate being tall alongside auschwitz-tier weight
>tfw no eldritch horror body.
I just want to have a body fitting my mind.
peak performance
Seems that way. Discord is leaking again.
Is Vega insane?
Now this is peak physique
don't need to wish for it because I already have it.
He’s just quirky.
>peak male body
far from it
that one on the cover of Fifa 19?
Absolute unit
I want those thighs around my face
yun
>inb4 little girl
How about twink boy?
how do i unlock delts bigger then head mode?
I would have this body if not for 3 xl pizzas every Friday
Litterally me
no cap
Unironically juicing causes them to grow much larger than they normally would.
Good taste.
I just want to be a tall, confident bara wrestler.
Is that too much to ask?
Bison. I'm a power lifter and his physique is the ideal. I know I'll never achieve it, but it's a goal that keeps me motivated.
looks like textbook republican
is this a tranny?
Buncha dumbasses in this thread.
Give me this physique.
Pics of you?
>wanting to be a freakish monster with a 20 pack
So long as we're going the route of weird, I want to be Exdeath.
All I know is I wouldn't pick being a shitty human because Im not a retard. Although something that can change sizes at will would be best, but the OP wasn't clear if that's allowed.
But you can become fit. By exercise and dieting.
>tfw you want to be a /fit/ weeb samurai but don't have a practical reason to be /fit/ other than to look good
Our modern sedentary lifestyle is kind of depressing
Dude, I wanna be a dragon...
ideal male, female and trap / girl (male) bodies, this is all about aesthetics, not performance
>male
more ripped than the othermode (my own bodytype, but i can't go further because my genetics and i'm not interested in juicing), closer to the athletic / built type, but nowhere near humongous shit like a Street Fighter character like Ryu (bodybuilder-tier) or fat shit like bearmode (which is actually very effective performance-wise, but this is about aesthetics)
>female
small shoulders, good waist-hip ratio, good breast size, round ass (shape is far more important than size), decent thighs and a flat tummy (a little bit of abs is fine, but just a little), most DoA girls (other than Marie Rose) are suitable examples
> trap / dickgirl
anime proportions aside, must look similar to the female, but flat-chested, a slightly more tubular upper body with smaller hips is also acceptable, but a v-shaped torso is not an option, should lack any kind of muscle definition on the upper body, even on the tummy. the dick needs to be intact, very small (Hermaphroditus-like) and preferably limp
God tier taste
I ain't that big anymore, but here I am. My job has me running around these days, so it's killing my gains.
I am almost certain he's implying any physique, meaning height too
yes, she is
Post your butt cutie.
mitsurugi looks badass as fuck
Anything that is not a balding manlet with a small phimosis dick.
Why are dragons with humanoid bodies so hot?
Cringe
I'm more interested in flying than being hot.
Based
Do you also want the tail?
Based and crazypilled
its costume, you moron
Settle down, retard.
No it’s when the balls touch.
Cybergod time
Richter
Lets not go crazy here.
This guy, I've got height and I'm fit, I just need another 10-20lbs of lean muscle or so.
Pics?
I would be very impressed.
>Not going strongfat
Also a good answer
As long as I can stop being black I don't give a shit just get me out of hard mode
Sounds like somebody’s swallowed the propaganda.
>All these organic fucbois