Hi Yea Forums

Hi Yea Forums
I need 500$ by next Sunday or else horrible things will happen to me
I was told that you guys could help me

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Well you're screwed. Have fun

sent ;)

I heard there's some money to be made if you search the woods.

Yeah you could clear my gutters for me, they're full of god knows what.

>third week
>still paying
Learn to apologize

You need to be 18 to post on Yea Forums, little girl.

Jump into a lake

just knock on doors, that easy

unless you have high english skills, or valueables you are buggered.

*get woken up every two nights by a hired rapist*

>girl

Blueball Robin and scream
Control loss is a spook

You could've prevented this.

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its a shame that i dont have time to play this game..

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The strip club offers lots of money and makes sure bad people don't touch you! Remember that purity is just as important as making money!

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Purity is a total meme
Just lose it to a person who loves you

each dick will take an average of about 5 minutes of hard sucking before it blows. assuming you suck dicks for $2 a pop and work hard with a 10% buffer, you'll be able to clear 10 dicks an hour, or $20.
At this rate, you'll need to continuing suck dicks for 25 hours at 10 dicks an hour in order to make enough money to survive. Now break that up into about 4-5 hours a day to accommodate needing to eat and also sleep, and you will be able to hit the target before next Sunday. hope this helped

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>2$ a suck
Just how cheap do you think we are?

Just live with Eden forever

t. Recetear

Sounds better than becoming a slave when you inevitably go bankrupt I'd do that.

Oh lord I forgot that thread.

game?

degrees of dilation

She's 18

Varying amounts of sexual promiscuity

Fahrenheits of sex

none of these are the actual game...

Celcius of coitus

Just work out and beat the shit out of the apartment owner

and you'll never be an actual woman

what is this fucking circlejerk

Increments of Intercourse

Oh damn, just read patch notes.
>Mouths can no longer take your virginities.

Now I can fuck mouths all I want and remain pure.

go down the sewers are you there? now go even lower, perfect, around here there should be some dusty old relics that sell for a fair price at the museum, careful theres a crazy hobo around here that will force you to become his daughter/son or whatever, they also teach math? So far ive seen 2 relics that spawn weekly, another relic is at the bottom of the lake ruins, just go swimming there and check the pots until you find a key that leads you to a really good relic.
You can also be sent to give an envelope to the principal, check it, you have a password now, break into their office when they are not around, to no one's surprise he/she is a pedophile and perhaps a rapist, and has evidence in their computer, blackmail them for their wristwatch, now you are safe for the next 4 weeks.

Angles of Horniness

gimmie the fucking name dammit I wanna beat my meat

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>frogposter
Not helping your case

Mine's an elementary schooler. I thought the age was ambiguous.

Kelvin of Smut

Degrees of wolf dick

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Rungs of rumpy-pumpy

>Dance 4 times
>Tired as hell,.sleeping 12 hours wont recover it, got 50 dollars out of it
>At least all that happened in 5 minutes
Im not really sure if its worth it if I try to dance the safest way, even if I do a "cool" dance Ill get raped.

vrelnir.blogspot.com/

Corruption of Champions

Boku no Pico

>spoonfeeding

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Everyone is acting
It’s all a show smoke, mirrors, lights and make up.
They’ll look like a middle schoolers until you turn the lights and realize they’re all 22

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OPEN WIDE user HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

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Trials in Tainted Space

I'll give you $50 to do some basic housekeeping that'll take about three hours, and $100 if you do it in a maid outfit!

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Paraphore

Stop spoon feeding newfags
They need to learn how to put in an iota of effort

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Tales of Androgyny

sent ;)

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not cool bro?????

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That reminds me. You know how you know your GF is too young? You have to make airplane noises to get your cock in her mouth!

Demonophobia

I can offer you 123.60 It’s not much but I don’t want to do any touching.
Well maybe a little bit but I mainly want to talk

yeah that was a bit un-epic of him

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When the fuck are we getting more hairstyles and clothes?

>stop spoon feeding newfags
>proceeds to post normie meme
GTFO newfag
pic is me irl hacking u

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How would they have found it though? Google gives nothing on the pictures and there isn't enough info in the thread to dig for it.

Sameface Saga

>nice thread without that OC autist
Proud of you all.

Pm'd you the fix :)

Good luck I’m behind 7 proxies
Nice try nigger

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thanks , already figured it out tho

Lurk moar

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>there isn't enough info in the thread to dig for it
I got it by searching for the patch notes posted earlier. Got me to the blog