So how many deathblows would this guy take to kill?

you can't beat him

1, but his posture recovery is insane and he always blocks your attacks

He can't be truly defeated, depleting all of his health bars will simply trigger a cutscene where he destroys you while holding a baby.

He's well trained in both discipline and acting, the moment the cameras stop he'd be thinking of his next pain killer.

AH... Segata Sanshiro...!

WATS UP MA NIGGA
FUCK THAT YOU GET IN THERE AND HAVE SEX WIT EM

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He's supposedly always drinking. Probably to numb the pain.

Sad if true
They have stem cell injections and shit these days though, and he's super rich

One. That's why it's called a death blow.

>Has a scene where he's supposed to fall from a clocktower into the ground
>Does it two more times because he didn't like the first try, almost breaks his neck

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Jackie is immortal

Not many, nowadays

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A thousand.

>entire generation of action stars are dying out

The most mind-numbing thing about him it's his speed and agility. I know of people that can't walk well after breaking a leg, yet this man just keeps doing flips and chase scenes and shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=heGKPYhXFO8

Two deathblows @ 9:00

a suriken

Street Fighter II
Grid
Grim Dawn
Devil May Cry 3
Sunless Sea
Good thing you didnt ask for games that aren't Jackie Chan

Just throw his daughter at him, its cheap but its a ohko

But he keeps perfectly dodging her,what do you mean?

May memory restore again and again
The smallest color of the smallest day:
Time is the school in which we learn,
Time is the fire in which we burn.

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he have enough money to afford real doctor and lots of painkillers

The man just wanted some goddamn names

Jackie is already 64 y/o... Man, time flies by.

>stem cell injections
meme

I could fuck up jackie chan he is an old crippled man

He wants no trabbu user,why would you fight him?

>So how many deathblows would this guy take to kill?
Eight. Basically, Jackie Chan is an 8.

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What’s he up to these days? I know jet li retired years back

Basically 8

Imagine Jackie Chan, not wanting trouble, holding a ladder made of babies

Jet Li isso fucking dying. Jackie still makes movies, but they're all China only

he produces movies
they're okay, but they rely heavily on CGI like most western movies, making do with as little life-threatening stunts as possible. I still like them anyway.
youtube.com/watch?v=hvsTHkImhxw

youtube.com/watch?v=yLqpMge8Fg8
at least 100

>land a deathblow
>he stumbles to the ground and dies
>you chuckle and turn around
>he was just pretending to be dead, he pulls aside his Mao suit and reveals a household item caught the blow

Oh my God bleeding steel was so bad
Jackie was the only redeeming thing about the movie but Jesus christ
The Foreigner was kino though

>tfw he disowned his son thus there will never be a successor of our favorite wacky martial artist
Feel bad, bros.

>thinks the ability to fight is hereditary
Step up user,step up
Be the fighter Jackie would want you to be
I'm really happy that we DO have some really good action stars and they get some recognition,but I also hate how every single holywood movie they get into is absolute jackshit,even their fight scenes and nobody is interested in the comedy fighting of Jackie too