Literally has a dick

Literally has a dick.

Why are all the new Huniepop characters so trash compared to the original?

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can't you choose for her not to have a dick though?

Thanks for the sex, homie.

>Age 32

that's much worse than the dick

Dick? Where?

Correct.
But as far as I am concerned anybody that chooses dickless is a coward.,

Do you not know where dicks are?

Huniepop and cam have such trash art style. There was a kickstarter not long ago for a similar game but the character art was much nicer tho I can’t remember the name. I think Sexy was in the title?

Nope some people don't like trannys if he actually made a trap like he was trying to make I would be sold

Theyre trash in both games because neither game has a fit short-haired tomboy character

This.

Not this

My fiancée is 31 and I'm 29. Women that age are fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine my bro

I feel like the designs in HuniePop 1 were less... overdesigned, so to speak. It feels like they're cramming a lot into these portraits, while HP1 had some tidy and clear character designs.
Don't know if I'm remembering correctly or if I have nostalgia for a fucking match-3 fapbait game.

>trap milf

I never knew I wanted this

Grow some balls or she will.

Didnt the dev get mad at people waifuing the girls so he made them all coke sluts in huniecam to trigger the waifufags but when that didnt work he just went full retard on Twitter?

>HunieDev had to walk back hard on this, all because he stated that Polly is a guy with tits, not a girl with a dick.

>I’m fine with my used up whore and her cavernous vagina and fading looks
The word you meant was desperate, not fine.

>trap

nope more like crazy tranny

We've been together for 10+ years tho user ;_;

the funny part he was trying to make a trap

>fiancee
>been together 10 years
Your story gets sadder and sadder. Wife it or leave it.

>can fuck you in the ass
Absolute best girl

>These fuckers managed to made some decent characters such as Audrey and Tiffany before going full SJW retarded

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>the funny part he was trying to make a trap
How do you fuck that up? Literally draw a flat-chested girl, then call it a boy. Most simple thing in the world.

>draw a girl
>add a dick
I will now buy your game

He had no idea what a trap was the whole shit storm was hilarious

Milfish age, pumps, AND a passable tranny? I know it's a IRL pipedream, but my dick is diamonds at the thought of it.

... I hope they don't pussy out on the lewd character art and go all the way with this character.

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there will be no mention of his dick in game thanks to the shit storm

Yikes, disgusting. This game is supposed to be for men, not faggots. I hope there's an option to kill this thing

I was with my now wife for 10 years before we got married too.

Given the cost of most weddings and the complexity of juggling two people's careers and families, not everyone has the luxury of getting to arrange such a big event as quickly as they'd like.

Saying that, even if everything is hunky doory, people have the right to procrastinate if they want to.

>SJW

is that what we call futa fetishism now

You can just ignore him. Different people have different fetishes, and besides, thwres a big difference between the fantasy art of a woman with a penis and the disgusting reality of a guy in real life getting surgery to give themselves fake tits and dressing in drag.

Speaking from experience, you couldn't be more wrong

>Why are all the new Huniepop characters so trash compared to the original?
Nah they good

what a seething pathethic incel

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Post Ashley.

> decent characters such as Audrey and Tiffany

They were the worst characters.

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>These fucking voices
m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFXqP4MUqoE

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Wtf she looks like my aunt if she was in the 50's but without the dick of course

This shit is never coming out.

His twitter is claiming some time in summer.

post your favorites faggot

Mind if I shag your aunt mate?

>Troonypop

Audrey is fucking trash. Tiffany isn't as bad, but I always thought she was pretty boring

Women that age are fine. Traps that age don't pass anymore.

Everyone else because those two are shiieeet.

>inb4 blacked.

I can't believe Beli isn't back.

>literal blacked character
I want to be her cuckold!

>Fairy got a boob job
Why did the dev cut A and B cups from the game?

The original tried to make the girls "realistic" despite the anime aesthetic. It was supposed to be brave and counter culture. When that proved to still have mass appeal they switched gears to "controversial." Now every girl has some kind of massive red flag designed to make as horrible of a first impression as possible.

Are you shitposting? The hunniepop guys just want to make trashy, self indulgent soft core porn with an oddball sense of humor
In the second game all the girls turn into hookers and all do blow

Is this shit ever coming out?

Summer probably

>age 32
>entirely flamboyant and obnoxious looking male
kek'd

>32 year old tranny
>looks haven't faded
>hasn't become an hero
Not accurate.

Women over 30 hold less bargaining power because society deems them "past their prime" and so can't fuck you over as much as women under 30 who will make you ruin your own life for them and STILL not put out. Women over 30 also give better head and make love to you better.

Take the pill bro, girls in their twenties are cunts.

Literally tranny milf. Not a trap.

>Tfw 22 year old qt autistic shut-in gamer neet gf
Feels good to win.

Alright fine. MOST women in their twenties are cunts. There are some good ones.

>still calling it tranny
your mind has rotted enough from fapping to not know what a fucking trap is anymore? or have you sank into your paranoia so hard animu tropes seem like SJW bullshit for you?

>any modern women
>good
No. Fuck off normie. Go chase after feminist roasties.

how can 2d not be a trap when it's just
>draw a girl
>call it a guy
?

Classic case of trying to please everyone and ultimately pleasing nobody.

I only dig the goth chick and this one with a cock. The weeb gets a pass for being a walking joke, but the others are uninteresting.

Ikr. Most underrated OG Hunie.

>Play as a girl
>Enable dick on Polly
>Hidden ending where she fucks you unlocks

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Wish they were an actual trap. Still pretty much the best girl in hp2, they really dropped the ball on these girls.

>Play as a boy
>Enable dick on Polly
>Hidden ending where she fucks you unlocks

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. If someone is a cunt they dont magically stop being a cunt when they turn 30

I'd suck her dick

Because the creator got it backwards. They drew a guy and tried to call it a girl. Polly is a transitioning tranny, which was stated by the dev.

>MOST women in their twenties are cunts
I mean, most men are pieces of shit too, so it's not special.
That said, very few people are maliciously bad. Most are just ignorant, which makes them rude.

>Why are all the new Huniepop characters so trash compared to the original?
Because the creator doesn't play games, doesn't get games, and made the first one as a fucking joke/meme and has been making fun of you idiots since the get go. It's literally candy crush with some really badly drawn softcore and th most basic dating sim ever stamped on. This is newgrounds 2002 tier stuff