Things you can do in a videogame that you can't do with your girlfriend

Things you can do in a videogame that you can't do with your girlfriend.

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mute the voices

Have a gf

Commit

Take a long time to finish.

Skip dialogs.

Have fun

beat it

Murder

Exist.

Turn it on

heehhhhhh.

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Replay it again

Win by mashing the button

Have sex

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Have fun.

cheat

Feel safe with money

save it

Bust a move

beat it
oh wait

mod it

Bandit Bringer into force break Fafnir into Sidewinder loops

Not get judged by it for playing as a girl.

Come and go as you please.

undo your mistakes

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legally get married

Fucking THIS.

Send a horrible abomination BACK TO THE PIT.

Remember user, people that are meant to be together go through the same shit as people that aren't, the difference is they don't let it drag them down.

win

>there are people in this very thread that only know drew as the price is right guy

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Dress her up in cute, sexy outfits.

OH WAIT