Things you can do in a videogame that you can't do with your girlfriend.
Things you can do in a videogame that you can't do with your girlfriend
mute the voices
Have a gf
Commit
Take a long time to finish.
Skip dialogs.
Have fun
beat it
Murder
Exist.
Turn it on
heehhhhhh.
Replay it again
Win by mashing the button
Have sex
Have fun.
cheat
Feel safe with money
save it
Bust a move
beat it
oh wait
mod it
Bandit Bringer into force break Fafnir into Sidewinder loops
Not get judged by it for playing as a girl.
Come and go as you please.
undo your mistakes
legally get married
Fucking THIS.
Send a horrible abomination BACK TO THE PIT.
Remember user, people that are meant to be together go through the same shit as people that aren't, the difference is they don't let it drag them down.
win
>there are people in this very thread that only know drew as the price is right guy
Dress her up in cute, sexy outfits.
OH WAIT