>Dark spirit has invaded
Dark spirit has invaded
i unirocally turned off the modem a lot of times for this
what a couple of cucks
Ive never been invaded
you never played the game
I just played months after release when only muh honorable duels idiots were playing
>Dark spirit has invaded
i thought everyone pirated this shit game
>turns on lag switch
>Dark spirit has invaded
>dark spirit has invaded
Seethe harder honor fag
>Dark spirit has invaded
>not just Chameleoning and hiding for 20 minutes
kek. Hiding from Invaders and hiding as an Invader was my favourite experience in DaS online.
>Dark Spirit GIANTDAD has invaded
>get summoned to a reddit fight club
>host sitting on the sides (right outside pontiff)
>low hp
>honor fags fighting in the pit
>backstab host
>every other redditor starts seething and chasing me down
>mfw host has been killed and I go safely to my world
Neck yourself honorfags
>dark spirit has arrived to supply you with free humanity and souls because he is shit
Why would you pull the plug? Literally the best part of dark souls, and literally why sekiro isnt worth playing.
>blue balls
>Phantom K***ht Solaire summoned
>Dark Spirit I HATE NIGGERS has invaded
Nice job on that censorship, From.
>Dark spirit has invaded
Wheres the dick
this reminds me of something that happened a month or two ago in ds3
>on my sorcerer
>waiting to get called in
>after a while of afking, get called in
>we can easily kill the invaders if the host will run to a better spot instead of standing in hellfire alley the entire time
>try my best to communicate to him to get his ass to move inside the church near the bonfire so we stop taking so much aggro from mobs
>keeps fucking around with the mobs while invaders watch him die
>go back to afk waiting to get called in
I unironically created a firewall rule so I could play DS2 offline.
you can see it all shriveled up below the white part of his balls
>dark spirit has invaded
>About to enter belfries or NG+ Looking Glass Knight
imagine being bad at video games and then bragging about it on Yea Forums
That's really high speed fiber, I can see the asphalt being torn by how fast it goes.
>Dark Spirit has invaded
This. A few months ago I played DS for the first time since the remastered version came out, but I was invaded only one single time. I only used humanity to light the bonfires, so there was barely any room for invasions? Or maybe it's because it's an old game at this point, idk
I only play offline since I like being able to take my time and look around without being invaded by xXx420weedlordxXx. I don't summon for bosses though because that's gay.
>Dark spirit has invaded
>*Lag teleports behind you*
>Backstabs you
heh nothing personal, kid.
>Dark spirit has invaded
>be a tryhard pvper with 1k+ hours
>literally never lose
feels good, especially when they try to run away and heal and I just stand still waiting for them to come lose all their health again and repeat.
>Dark spirit has invaded
>Are you winning so....
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>a wiark soir yhas inavsded
>Dark Spirit has invaded
>not just playing it offline
If you're playing the PTDE on the PC then its multiplayer is totally fucked unless you install the DSCM that allows you to connect to more players. I'm not sure why.
>Dark Spirit has invaded
>Boss defeated
I'm jelly
>Sitting in the forest waiting for people to fight
Yeah, I shouldn't have to deal with some faggot that's gonna stand in the middle of mobs/run away from me when I'm just trying to get through a level.
Play offline then you cuck
Actually fight me then pussy, I use ember for the HP bonus but I'll take my death like a man.
I'm not spending 20 minutes running after your gay ass through mobs, playing hide and seek because you ran out of estus.
>dark spirit has invaded
>Dark Spirit has invaded
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What a prick.
this is why i invade desu
>finally get to the ending bonfire of anor londo
>about to touch the bonfire
>invaded by some faggot
>alt-f4 immediately so I don't have to do all this shit over again
>touch bonfire and the same guy invades
>he's just as scared of me as I am of him
>both of us hide like massive pussies in separate rooms
>we finally meet and both of us just give up and sit
>dark spirit has invaded
Thats a high quality set you have there. I've been thinking of picking something similar up myself.
My favorite i found was LOVECRAFTS CAT
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