STREEEEEETCH AAAAAAAARMSTRONG IS NOW IN YOUR WOOOOOOOOOORLD

STREEEEEETCH AAAAAAAARMSTRONG IS NOW IN YOUR WOOOOOOOOOORLD

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AN WE GON GIVE DIS ALL DAT WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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ONE OH ONE POINT ONE MSX FM IN YOUR MANOR
RIGHT 'CROSS THE BORDER
ONE OH ONE POINT ONE
DRUMS AND THE BASS

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>your about to enter your car in Chinatown
>a distant MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS can be heard with gunfire
what do?

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Drive the fuck away.

I hate the fact that the game encourages you to stay out of Portland after you kill Salvatore Leone.
These fuckers in particular are just so annoying.

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SHE'S ON FIRE

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Carl johnson I'm CIA.

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I once spent an hour trying to get out of portland after dying and respawning in the hospital, it was the same
>respawn
>get car
>drive like hell
>get halfway across town
>shotguns light car on fire
>drive away and either die while car explodes or get out and get shot
Eventually learned you can avoid them by sticking near the edge and using the tunnel.

where's the shotgun.

3 was the most soulful 3D GTA. FACT

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>VVVVVVVRRRRRRRRR DINK WWWWWUUURRRRRL

>GET IN DA BACK
>AAAAAAHHHHHH

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WAKEY WAKEYYY

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heey want some SPANK

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>when you do the rampage close the to harbour after you made enemies with the triads

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well Yea Forums do you think 8-ball betrayed you? The mafia could have gotten him to set up the car bomb without knowing who it was for, and he was your prison buddy.

nah 8ball wouldnt betray, he still does business with you even after the Mafia exiled you to the other island
it was all on that bitch Catalina and Salvatore ''20 FUCKING YEARS'' Leone

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Ryder did nothing wrong.

Ryder had no reason to betray the Grove, and his betrayal felt kind of forced. The story would have been better if it was the other 3 OGs teaming up to exact revenge on Big Smoke for leaving the Grove and peddling crack to get rich quick.

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TIMECODE STEP OUT SIDE THE ZONE
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but it would be awkward because sweet and CJ are brothers, so you have the brothers and the third wheel.

GSF treat each other all like family so I highly doubt that.

Ryder was a dickhead from day 1. His betrayal felt pretty natural to me.

Ryder was obviously always a shady dude

Bustas.

It's pretty gay that just because you like him you want him to be a good guy.

He was a dickhead but he wasn't a snake, He was a dope head manipulated by smoke, It's pretty clear if you pay attention to the prequel movie. Allegedly he wan't supposed to turn on you, But that was changed in late development
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YOU'RE THE BEEEST
YOU'RE THE BEEEST
YOU'RE THE BE E E EST

>headcanon
What is wrong with people like you?

PRETTY UGLY
AND ROYCE DA FIVE-NIN
WE SPIT GAME NIGGA
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Here's an analysis someone does of the Ryder situation in San Andreas, and the rumors make sense. Most of the cut-scenes don't even acknowledge Ryder was even present. It's pretty much always about Smoke, who was planned as a traitor from the very start. Ryder's not addressed till near the last mission or two before you kill his ass.

It's not headcannon when its implied in the game, Nigger

>when its implied
That's what headcanon is

>he's not a snake
>literally was a snake

Would you like a kitten?

cringe

From the start Ryder defends Grove Street, gets pissed when someone insults it, and goes out of his way to make it stronger. All his missions are about this.

Smoke is wishy washy, doesn't really do anything to help the Grove in any of his missions, and won't even fire at the Ballas pissing everyone off.

Last minute addition to the traitor plotline compared to someone set up to be the traitor all along.

He is a traitor yes, But he is not the one behind it. Smoke is the snake pulling the strings, Ryder is just a dumb pawn

>unironic ryder delusional fanboys
He was great but you guys are homos, I'm out.

Take another hit of crack Big Bear, so all those difficult thoughts go away.

Now go make that motherfucking toilet sparkle.

Obviously Ryder he wasnt in the Green Sabre cutscene, probably Ryder joined Big Smoke after CJ got exiled

RISING TO THE TOP
TOP
TOP
TOP

Why did Sal betray Claude?

IMMA RIDE TIL I CANT RIDE NO MORE
BURN TIL I CANT BURN NO MORE
GRIND TIL I CANT GRIND NO MORE
TIL IM FIVE NINE NO MORE

ryder doesn't give too much shits, all he wants is his yay and tempanny own him. so it makes sense what happens to him. tempanny owns big smoke too.

I see pain in yo fyutah!

Sooomebody call amedic!

MY TOOLBOX!

You'll notice that Ryder is never mentioned by name in the "Green Sabre" mission. He only gets brought up as a traitor later in the quest line, in dialog I mean. I saw a Youtube vid pointing this out and the author suggested that Ryder being a traitor was something written into the game rather late in development. After all his missions DO help the Grove where as Smoke's are all self-serving.

Paranoia that’s been building up since CJ betrayed him by robbing Caligula’s. In a way you could say CJ got his payback on that “fucking snake without a tongue”

And what took Catalina so long to decide he wasn't good enough? They were together for almost 10 years.

best song don't @ me
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AND THE WINNER BY KNOCK OUT IS...!

Claude was small time and by the time of GTA 3 Catalina is probably pushing 30 or so and "looking to settle down" with an actual crime BOSS. So naturally she ditches the small time thug.

Big tough yankee boy. Huh? I keel u! Eh? I gonna get the CHAINSAW gringo!