Almost 15 months between the release of the first and last episode

i don't see the point of playing these empathy centric games if you can't be a cute grill, the writing is too cringy for a male mc and I don't want to feel like captain s.oyboy

The fat guy is also a journalist and writes "zines". He saves the spic boys from the ebil white racist man

>it's just nickteens esque drama for teenagers and that's fine.
You'd have to be fucking retarded to enjoy that.

That’s it?

not a /pol/tard, but, it's really fucking dumb lmao

There's this one fucking scene where captain dumbass decides to stand in front of a moving cop car and he tries to stop it with his fake superpowers, and for some fucking reason, the cop (who could see him and had enough time to stop) fucking plowed him into a fucking coma. It's pants on head retarded

It's absurd enough to make me laugh. It was super weird.

>playing Life is Strange
I enjoyed the SFM of the rich girls getting knotted by dogs.

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WHERE ARE THEY?!

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A Trump supporter tells the kids that they are the reason that America needs to build the wall. At the beginning of the game their father says that America has become more dangerous for people like them with the new president.

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this is unrealistic, boomers love cheap landscapers

The Council took a LOT less time for a better game with no previous reputation/revenue to fall back on

lol wut
i think this game was over and done already

Deck Nine is developing their sequel as we speak.

Holy shit, post this scene.

Just look at this fucking cop scene. Such stupid forced writing
youtube.com/watch?v=-vUHRSaDMVc

>Cop is alone
>Cop acts all jittery and nervous
>Panics at the smallest sign of trouble
A nervous cop like that would never graduate. Even if he did, he would not be allowed to go alone, and would be paired together with a more experienced officer.
Also
>The dad keeps approaching the cop who points a gun at him
No wonder he got shot. Anyone who approaches a cop like that is planning to jump and kill them.

Chillin in their Seattle apartment.

imagine the first game but take away everything that made people like it and make the entire sole focus of the game about fuck drumpf

This sounds hilarious.

is this how french think people from Middle America act?
youtube.com/watch?v=pP-gRykSOkc

>Dumb fat white guy redneck (Stupid retard)
>Obviously supports that retard president
Fuck white males. Feels good to be able to get that off my chest on every website im on

>punch a guy
>immediately look the other way
What the fuck is wrong with these (((writers)))

How's the soundtrack?

It was one of my favorite things about LiS
youtube.com/watch?v=VV21LUg7VRA

>A nervous cop like that would never graduate
hahahahaahaHAHAHAHAHAAA
Im glad all those unga bungas get shot, but lets not pretend a good chunk of those cops dont go full retard for no reason, user. cops like that 100% exist. especially in cities with higher crime rates where paranoia isnt entirely unreasonable. trust me, i live by baltimore. the shit that happens here is a joke

This is some of the funniest shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=iDxbQIN0284

kek

this
white people are a minority by 2040 THANK G-D

Sean and Daniel are horrible protagonists.
>Sean
>Bitches about how much of a cunt his mom was
>Unable to forgive her for what she's done in the past
But when he's arguing with his grandmother about his mom
>DEFEND MOM DEFEND MOM DEFEND MOM DEFEND MOM
>"IT'S BEEN YEARS, YOU [GRANDMOTHER] SHOULD'VE ALREADY FORGIVEN HER FOR WHAT SHE'S DONE IN THE PAST."
BUT AT THE END OF EPISODE 2
>"WOW, MY MOM WAS A FUCKING CUNT, AMIRITE?"
>STILL HASN'T FORGIVEN HIS MOM AND ACTS LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED DIDN'T HAPPEN

>Sean and Daniel
>Imagine being on the run from the police, staying at a family member's house knowing damn well they can go to jail for this shit and disrespecting their house and house rules.
Seriously fuck these motherfuckers. I hope Ep5 gives the option to have them both killed.

youtu.be/pP-gRykSOkc

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Is this really the audio mixing in the game? Holy shit is it awful.

Those comments alone are horrendous. Why did I even bother checking.

People can complain about "oh this is just bs pc" but don't realize that a lot of us Latinos do go through this sh. It's a tough tough world for us now when we got Trump supporters who wish we were eradicated. It was real to me.

>more than a year between episode 1 and 5
>no cute /u/ content
What were they thinking?

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I-is he kill? I liked Captain Autism...

what did they mean by this

I look forward to episode 3 with these 2 hippies. Fuck rules, right? Pass the weed bro xD Also, that girl is going to kiss the main character.

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Here's your (You) Pablo

>make 1st game about cute lesbians with some neat time travel mechanics in a comfy hipster setting
>make 2nd game about underage mexican brothers with zero time travel mechanics (which made the 1st game stand out in the first place) in a hostile "woke" setting, making you uncomfortable regardless of your political beliefs

what the fuck do you think user

to be fair i think audio is supposed to be played here but its removed for copyright reasons. but yeah audiomixing in this game is bad, same goes for the last episode of the walking dead. guess they just ran out of polish money

>still no porn of the brothers

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I'm a pretty big fan of the first game and the spinoff. Played the first 2 episodes of the sequel, and I just realized I've forgotten the names of the brothers, because they and the whole game mean so little. Even more so when the releases of the episodes are so far apart. I barely remember what happens in episode 1 and 2.

fuck i meant music. my bad

>The ol' fall on a rock trick
>cop appears out of nowhere just as Bully falls
>"Calm down Officer!"
>Officer is out on his own with no partner
>Officer hasn't called in an ambulance or backup at this point
>Dad slowly inching towards the officer with his gun drawn after being told not to move
>Cue superpowers
>Everything is destroyed and pushed away yet for some reason everyone on the ground remains where they are/stationary
>Pretty sure the bully was alive last time he fell, but I guess he died?
>And backup shows up just as character wakes up
Oh boy.

Wtf is wrong with that audio, holy shit.

The superpower this time is telekinesis, possessed by a emotional 9 year old who can instantly wreck an entire street block if he loses control.

How hard was it to get the cojones to decide which ending is canon, ok maybe they jinxed the whole thing but then how hard was it two rub two fucking brain cells to come up with more /u/ shit or at least something better than the absolute trainwreck Sean and Daniel are, atleast, ATLEAST make the dude with powers playable but they can't even do that right, I don't even trust dontnod on finishing the damn thing they'll probably cancel halfway through episode 4

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The bully died from a broken neck or spine. The cop died too.

I know what the power gimmick of this game is, it's just a thing that's massively overproduced already in vidya. Time travel is interesting because there's not a big catalog on it, even if the game itself is linear it's still enough to keep you interested. Telekenesis just doesn't work with this type of game anyway.

Would the story be better if Sean and Daniel were cute girls instead?

>First game relies on a superpower that plays perfectly into the theme of choices and provides for some interesting puzzles and weightier dialogue
>Only reason the game is interesting
>Subsequent games replace time travel with powers that are not fun to utilize and have significantly less consequence on the story

It looks like it might actually be worse.

The idea of the story is fine. It's the execution that is dirt poor.

Proof?

You could make the argument that every game's story would be better if the main characters were cute girls.

That "Your the reason we should have a wall" line actually got to me. Deep. I been descriminated my whole life for many reasons based on color. My mother was harassed for her color. High school was HELL for me. Knowing that people are pushing, pulling, punching, threatening ya life while yelling out "spic" "beaner" and worst of all "brown n***er". It gets me heated. And with muthafuckin Trump in office and not controlling the white supremacist of America. It makes me even more angry and more bitter. I was born on Californian soil since the 90s. I never hate, bully, harass or gave people reasons to be my enemy, and that is coz it's not how I was raised. My best friend, my black brother was bullied by white supremacist, his mother was shot by a white cop because the shopkeeper didn't understand her and kept asking her to leave her groceries and stay away. Said that she is causing a scene and leaving brown trails in her stupid 7/11. Now I was a youngster who got into fights, but back then, no one gave a shit. Long as we pay and not make trouble. It was all good. But since Donald Fuckbag came in the scene, I was no longer welcomed. So yeah. Latinos are getting shitted on alot lately, but after getting into fight the other, I feel good. Coz I let em know that enough is enough. Blacks lives matter. Yellow lives matter. All lives matter. Unless ur a racist, bigoted, hateful, inbred chicken shit muthafucka, u will get no love or respect from me. Next white supremacist step up to me with some bullshit, I'm gonna do what Eazy-E shoulda done to Suge Knight. Pop his muthafuckin ass and put him 6 feet deep with my spit in his face. Im done with this hateful bullshit. Oh and one more thing. If any of you racist chump supports got something to say and you live in the 93550 area, feel free to speak. It's not like i dont have crips and pirus as friends and neighbors. And yeah i gave my zip. That is because I wanna see if any bigots got the balls to step up

Why?
The only discussion the original ever got was waifufagging because it was shit.
No one played the prequel.
And now they are going [current year], because of course some out of touch middle age frogs are really on top of American politics.
I expect uncontrolled mocking, followed by fading into obscurity.

The main character is not even the one with the power of telekinesis, so it doesn't matter. The power in Life is Strange 2 is a terrible plot device and not a game mechanic like the rewind was in the original.

>Go full DRUMPF NAZIS FUCK THE WALL
>Game sells like shit

I'm impressed.

are they going to cancel this shit if it doesn't sell enough

Imagine having to finish this turd despite everyone hating it...

They completely shit the bed with the sequel. Even if they go back to Arcadia Bay/Max & her lesbian friends I doubt this series can be saved now that the damage is done.

They'll probably finish it. Even Walking dead finished and the studio went under.

Even lefties can only take so much woke in their consumed media.

I'll buy it when the whole season is on one disc.
I liked the other two so I'll see this one through as well.

Cool story bro

because kirkman himself gave permission to finish it from his own company skybound with his infinite money. I doubt square enix cares enough to do the same for a franchise they had little confidence in to begin with

I mean LiS 1 and BTS were liberal as hell, but I still enjoyed them.

Maybe I just like cute lesbians doing cute things.

No but Square will drop Dontnod just like IO Interactive becuase of Hitman's poor sales

Episodic games are a double edged sword. If something isn't working in a traditional release, you can scrap it and redesign even up to months before release. In an episodic release, you're stuck with all the shit from previous episodes.

I watch a streamer who tends to be pretty normal but her audience is like 90% Yass Queen gay men and millenial women
Even they thought it was way too woke

there was like no politics in them though compared to this shit game

They should have made another set of lesbians. Or even gay boys would have generated enough attention around it to sell decently. This was just a terrible mistake, and all because the studio massively underestimated the market thinking everyone who buys vidya post on resetera.

And they rushed this out right after Vampyr as well, which also sold abysmally low numbers. I don't think this studio will be able to stay afloat much longer, unless a miracle happens and the devs get bought out.

They'll drop them for Deck Nine since they actually know how to handle things instead of sloshing around a disaster like dontnod seems to be doing time and time again

The best characters in the game (by far) are:
Esteban (Sean and Daniel's Dad)
Mushroom
Grandfather
Captain Spirit
Lyla

The worst characters in this game (by far):
Sean
Daniel
Bully from EP1
Old White Man in EP 1
Grandmother
The druggies that are gonna be in EP3

I'm pretty conservative and loved LiS, yeah the political undertones were there but at the same time the devs played around with it and even made fun of themselves in some ways. It was all really toned down to the point where you barely noticed anything was there, and you could just you know enjoy the game.

god I can't wait for this chick to end up dragging Sean to one of her folk punk shows in norcal and taking his virginity

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Wow, when you list out the major characters like that, it really shows how abysmal the cast is.

is that a male(female)?

> Or even gay boys would have generated enough attention around it to sell decently.
Hahaha! No. No one wants to play a game with gay dudes. Why do you think we never see any gays in games, but instead plenty of lesbians? Lesbians are a safe bet because the main target audience are straight guys.

>Mushroom
The dog dies 20 minutes after being introduced. Terrible Writing 101.

yes

Holy shit this is too fun
RIP Captain Autism

>chance to redeem themselves adding cute hipster girl to the main roster
>make her ugly
LITERALLY HOW

It is called Yaoi and it is art.

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>No one wants to play a game with gay dudes

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She died because of Sean's dumbass.
>"I'm going to fucking let the dog outside to go piss without supervision OUT IN THE FUCKING WILD when we're just about to abandon this house and Mushroom could literally just piss in here because NO ONE WOULD GIVE A SHIT."

Life is strange is a nice little series
I know they all have flaws but I hope it doesn't die.

>FotM meme trash (Notice how the daddy fetish is already basically gone?)
>Backed by one of the biggest YT channels
>Still only did okay
I'm a gay man but even I have to admit we are basically not a market

there was a shitton. environmentalist stuff, muh evil white men, anti gun, etc. hell, Max has a not!bernie sanders in her locker

yaoi is a really tiny niche compared to people who like lesbians plus lesbians are mainstream now

They used the stupid (and sad) trope where a pet (usually) a dog is killed to show how dangerous something or someone is. It showed the younger brother learning to control his powers well enough to kill beasts and humans with it.

They really need better writers.

For a meme game it sold almost half a million copies right? I'd call that a success, even for a market that doesn't sell like you said.

Should've been a one and done, I loved the prequel but I couldn't shake off the feeling of how out of place it was and how much more plotholes and inconsistencies it brought

Sure, but that's in the minority. Make a game with Dream Mommy instead and see how many more would play it.

I want my waifu Max

>fujos can't into proportion

Don't we all?

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My belief is that Captain Spirit was originally LiS 2 but when Trump was elected president (or during the presidential campaign) they started to rewrite the story that would become the current LiS 2.
It's obvious they're doing this for the political message, virtue signaling and nothing more.

The first game was good when it was a comfy Scooby Doo mystery/high school slice of life story and shit when it tried to be anything else. I don't know why they thought going this direction was a good idea.

whatever happened to that qt max cosplaying girl? is she getting railed by chad?

Bingo
streamable.com/d3773

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whats with yaoi hand and how did it even become a thing?

OH ONONONONONONONONO

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If the hand is big enough to cover the genitals entirely, you don't have to censor anything

Who?

>entire reason the first game did well is because of waifus
>make sequel
>remove waifus

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I liked the first one and BtS but I couldn’t fucking stand LiS2. Max and even fuck stick McGee Chloe were likable as characters but I wanted to Danial and Sean to die in the woods through out all of EP1. The political shit was even more annoying, like I deal the same dumb political shit in real life I don’t want to hear it in a game. Also the game isn’t gonna age well because political shit like that

The drawing aspect is nice though.

The thing about the first game is that every character but the real villain is given a three dimensional portrayal. Nobody is just a strawman. The popular kids/bullies all have their own motivations (you can even befriend most of them) and Chloe's dad turns out to be an outright heroic character that's just going about things the wrong way.

i think he might be talking about the one with the manlet jefferson

I want a sequel with qt Max and the blue bitch, fuck

>really liked LiS
>they announce LiS2
>nothing to do with the first game
>it's now about politics or some shit
>lose all interest
>didn't even know it was out until recently
>listen to the soundtrack to see if at least that is good
>it's shit

no words

of course not, god damn lazy french fucks
i hope they don't delay them even further

>never even touched either game
>still came gallons to porn of the blue haired punk bitch

Bring her back so they make more porn of her, pls.

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I boycotted it because it was Gamegrumps trash.

Not anywhere near as good as the navy seal pasta.

What will happen to Lyla? Sean disappearing made her so depressed that she must take some very strong medications. I think if you try to contact her it only gets worse and she ends up at a mental institution or whatever it's called. I guess if you try to contact her again she kills herself.

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The reason LiS 1 worked and was a success is because there was sincere passion involved in the creative process.
In comparison LiS 2 seems like the result of a forced commission. "OK the pitch is this and this, you need to do that, and insist on this..."
It's all over the place, from the dialogues to the choices to the pace to everything.
Hence, I say it is only a propaganda-game directed towards influencing people on current politics, from a leftist point of view.
The problem is that in doing so, you alienate yourself and your fanbase that expected otherwise.

what a qt, absolutely wasted on this shitshow

she should be hanging with based max

You could just jack it to actual blue haired emos.

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I think they should just rush out whatever stupid womp womp current year bojangles they've got, get deck nine back on this, wipe the slate clean and go back to the original formula, cute lesbian scooby doo, little if no political crap, a cool superpower and maybe a plot about why random people are becoming x-men

I'm gonna be real honest with you guys
I only like LiS because of Max, because she reminded me of someone. That's it. Fuck LiS 2

One thing I hate about the "road trip" in this game is that you leave everything and everyone behind, including her. The brothers are heading to Mexico, and I guess they will get there. They are almost halfway there.

>and maybe a plot about why random people are becoming x-men
They kind of hinted at that in the first game, the superpowers likely come from native ancestry. I thought they were going to dive more into that with this game but I guess current year drumpf memes are more important.

All normal looking teenage girls in vidya remind me of that someone.

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Well I'm not that deep into suicide territory mate, she literally looks like Max.

It makes me so sad. She has so much potential to be a kino character but she will be barely present throughout the rest of the season.

She is so fucking beautiful.

>finally after five gruelling episodes you get to cross the border
>you have a literal boss battle with border patrol
>you finally make it
>they both get beheaded by narcos
the only ending they deserve

Is deck nine even working in a game?

variety.com/2018/gaming/news/deck-nine-square-enix-project-1202951623/

This was so out of place and pathetic. Leftists try to brainwash young minds by having all the big bad white men say shit like this instead of having meaningful arguments, debates, and points

Holy fuck.. calm down.
I bet you think Mass Effect Andromeda characters are "beautiful".
GTFO

After seeing the writing in 2, I wish they stay far away from them

Is the tv show still being worked on?

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One of them is dead

>3d

yikes

It's dead

Chloe is dead and Max is at the movies with Warren.

You can actually insert peepee into a 3D girl's vajayjay.

No, I prefer the character design of the original trilogy. I always loved the girls chara design in LiS, it's both believable and unique in my opinion. Lyla's design is something.

It's one of the only good things of episode 1.

They made a movie about them called Blue is the warmest color.
You should check it out.

Not if you chose the right ending

Fucking garbage film but at least the whore gets a whore's fate.

>not cockblocking him the entire game

The scene when they start rubbing each other is pure kino, truly expert film making.

Racists/bigots are filled with fear. Which is why they hate. A real life bigot wouldn't have the balls to say something that stupid to two teenage boys.

max is with kate you mean

Ah, yes. That's the movie that Kojamas was jerking it so hard to that he decided to waste money on getting that girl in DS, right?

Victoria is best girl.

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Hated her all through season one, when I played the prequel and got the chance to make her miserable just one last time, by Chloe's hand no less, you can bet I took it

Make a proper LiS2 next, pls.

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>episode 3
>cheech and chong enter a town with #MAGA flags and a gang of rednecks drive up in a truck with confederate flags
>orange haired leader speaks up "oh look boys, a couple of wetbacks trying to get into our white land"
>looks directly at the camera
>"let's kill the mexican innocents to make america great again"
>how will them good ole latino boys get out of this one?

>Tumblr has appropriated the word Hella
That's hella gay

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based

LiS 2 should have been about Captain Autismo. They fucked up real bad.

nice

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It most likely was, but they shafted it for lefty agenda. Glad it's bombing. Episode's a shitshow shoving shit down people's throats.

I really think this is in your head.

>environmentalist
Despite U.S. political machine propaganda to the contrary, people from of all walks of life can value the environment.

>muh evil white men
What are you talking about? The main antagonist? Nearly everyone in LiS is white. Both good and bad. That's actually pretty anti-woke these days.

> anti gun
Guns are dangerous. I don't know what to tell you. If depictions of this reality trigger you you're the political extremist.

Based as fuck
Fuck racists and fuck drumpf.

Black person here, you sound like a fucking faggot.

LiS 2 is much better than the first one, and if not for the fact that LiS1 had lesbians, no one would like it at all.

Have sex

I wonder if the creators have ever been to Mexico/the northern border. I wonder if they'll have the balls to show the noticeable drop in environmental quality.

The idea of northern Mexico as some sort of promised land shangri-la you run to without rich family connections is pretty comical.

>lets not forget to rape women and also make sexual intercourse to our guns BRO!!!!
>YEAH BRO GUNS
>GUNS
>GUNS
>chloe from the previous game falls slowly from the sky, and has gotten terribly fat due to bad eating habits and freeing herself from self love the evil patriarchy and got diabetes in the process now had time to do much more things!!! posting political shit on her twitter
>chloe tells the kids how white people are bad and must fight anyone who doesnt fully agree with the left
>kids are shitless scared and confused
>chloe screams HEEEEELLA, puts a mexican sombrero on and sings a mariachi song about the left
>max violently materializes out of nothing, and with a robotic voice she yells:
>CHLOE. THIS IS CULTURAL APPROPIATION. YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CODE OF THE LEFT WING. NOW YOU MUST RETRIBUTE FOR YOUR SIN AGAINST ALL THATS POLITICAL CORRECT.
>chloe breaks in tears, her fat face desfigured, begs for mercy
>max yells in a robotic voice: NOW YOU SHALL BE SACRIFICED, EATEN BY THE DISGUSTING RIGHT WHITE MALES
>chloe lets out a whale scream
>max points to one of the men, and clenches her fist
>white dude inhumanly expands his mouth against his will and inhales chloes whole being
>...
>WOW HAHA BRUH THAT FEMINAZI GOT PWNED :DDDD
>other dude is dead on the ground
>max touches the kids
>by the shoulder
>"let me teach you the ways of political correctness... get in my van"

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I don't give a shit this is the single greatest thing I've seen all week

>get in my van
kinky

Actual black person here.
Shut up you lying fuck you're not black.

G A M E

O V E R

It's a wonder this fucking financial failure isn't going the way of Walking Dead and TT. If they could have canceled the season and cut their losses I'm sure they would have. Who asked for a game about cute lesbians to get a sequel about spic brothers full of heavy handed liberal propaganda?

Kill yourself nigger

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Gonna need a source on that user

lmao btfo

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Thanks bud. I'm at work now but will have a hearty fap later

based

You got no problem from me if you're here legally, user

This pasta sucks ass

based

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>native ancestry
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA I JUST FUCKING DECIMATED AN ENTIRE TOWN BECAUSE AAAAAAA PUSSY
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA

Based black user. You're fucking awesome

The story is... unironically..
That A Proud Family of Color (Mexicans) who came into America Legally, contributes to the society and all is good. But then, a white person notices that a Mexican person exists in America. Naturally, stunned and disturbed, this man calls the police and informs them of this. Even more naturally the police show up in record time to investigate.

Of course, as is known, the White Male Police Officer comes in with his gun out when he heard that a Mexican exists somewhere. He then points his gun to the Mexican kids and tell the father to come with his hands out. The father does do this, and slowly walks towards the police with his hands out. But as happens daily in America, the White Male Police shoots him anyways for being Mexican.

Realizing their horrible situation, as is often the case these days, the Mexican kids want to illegally cross the Border to Mexico, while being harassed by the Police and Trump supporters who.... want to keep the Mexican kids... In America, I guess..... (???)

Of course, the hope is that the kids make it to the Paradise of Mexico from the HellHole that is America. I mean, that's the way it goes, right?

Can't wait for season 3 to be about them dodging cartels in Mexico

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liberal gringos being liberal

Her moaning is fucking cute.
Is it weird that nowadays hearing girls moan makes me harder than seeing girls naked?

Do they even have any supernatural shit like in the first game?

Telekinesis, and it's your little brother doing all of it you're just a bystander

Stop being a pussy esse, when those gringos give you that look all you gotta do is show em your piece and say what's up homie and then they not to fuck wit chu. But really man for me shits stayed the same or even got better most t supporters only dont like illegals and homie I don't like them either.

Oh, so you've experienced the following? You intend to leave to Mexico, the literal story of the game, where there will be "no problems?" No?
Shut the fuck up then.

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>no reply
fucking dead

Based

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