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it's another mediocre and forgettable Yoshi game just like Wolly World and new island. Nobody gives a fuck about Yoshi, don't know why they keep making shitty outsourced games.

Gentlemen. How do we fix Yoshi?

remove this wool bullshit, and understand that the game is essentially about a gritty world, viewed from a childs perspective under the protection of a friendly dinosaur.

>forgettable
>Wolly World

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Remember kiddies

0-80: Shit
81-94: Legit Good
95+: Paid Reviews

I mean, it's clearly leagues over Yoshi's Story, so if you played that you owe it to yourself to play craft.

I don't know man. The music will be the deciding factor, I think. I only ever suffered through Epic Yarn thanks to that.

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yes, it was. Literally nobody gives a fuck about that game. It even got a 3DS downport and still nobody gave a fuck.
Yoshi's only good game was SMW2

I want a 3D Yoshi game

Nah Wooly World was great and that got an even lower score than this game. Bet you never played it.

who even gives a shit? no one played this or wolly world, they're both just mediocre games

stop living under a rock

SEETHING Snoy Boy.
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fuck off

Also note that famitsu reviewers say that there's challenge for hardcore players.

>seething, the post

Snoyboy has no real rebuttal.

RIP

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I played the demo and it was fucking annoying.

Why does everybody litter their game with busywork these days?

yes, collecting 100% of the bullshit in all levels

Yoshi’s Island wasn’t difficult either, unless you tried to get a perfect score.

Kirby’s Epic Yarn is the same way.

lets be honest, no snoy boy is "seething" because of this new epic nintendo exclusive

>lets be honest, no snoy boy is "seething" because of this new epic nintendo exclusive
OP is seething.

Nah Epic Yarn is lame even if you try to 100% it. Wooly Yoshi wasn't.

True.
Well, that escalated quickly.

Which means it's really like a 75 once you remove the Nintendo bonus.

Correction:
0-86: Shit
87-89: Legit Good
90+: Paid Reviews

The Nintendo bonus doesn’t apply to low level releases like this, only for major ones.

The Nintendo bonus only applies to Zelda and Mario, doofus. Minor games get a penalty so that they don't seem like they're giving Nintendo overly high reviews.

Yoshi doesn't get a bonus because it doesn't have a fanbase that spergs out over less than perfect reviews.

I fucking predicted it in one of the Metascore threads.

>The Nintendo bonus only applies to Zelda and Mario, doofus
I wouldn't really call it a bonus given their long history has given them tons of comparison material.

yeah, they're probably seething more over how every good PS4 game so far this year plays better on One X

Probably. I feel like YS was a bit more creative with its level design and lives system, Crafted World feels a lot less inspired by comparison.

You'd be surprised. They're currently in a major drought.

Why do you want a 3d yoshi game user?

I want to see his stomach inflate up close haha what a weird thing to like

Imagine still being surprised that any game with Kirby or Yoshi are easy as shit shovelware

wait how is 81 a bad score

I'm at world 2, it's ok but it feels less inspired than Wolly world in level design and art style but mostly in the music department.

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Play SM64DS as Yoshi.
Bam, 3d Yoshi.

>Gamexplain, the biggest Nintendo cocksuckers on the planet, said the game isn't that good and the music sucks
Yikes

Also not a fan of the background Mechanic, feels too distracting

It isn't, these Snoyboys are just in denial that their console is just a PC for poor people.

PS4 Pro got absolutely X-Boned with Dirt 2.0 and Dead or Alive 6. How will they ever recover?

Fuck you. Feel good Inc is doing their best to reach yoshi's Island. You think tropical breeze and retro can even touch rate wares dkcountries? Or that the new Mario games are even worth playing?
Try your shit posting in another thread.

I never understood the appeal of Yoshi games, they're very basic and not hard. Same with Kirby, though 100% Epic Yarn was difficult.

Considering DKC was trash beyond the 1st one, Tropical Dong was easily better.
Also Odyssey was better than Nostalgia 64 and Turdshine

They'll try to make up for it by shilling the hell out of Gays Gone and Last of Cucks Part II

>Kingdom Hearts 3, RE2 Remake, Sekiro, and DMCV all out in the first quarter
>Super Mario Maker 2, Luigi's Mansion 3, and AC all coming later this year for Switch if that's all you have
>"I know, I'm gonna get Wooly World but shitty!"
I SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this. Like the plebbest possible choice you could make unless you're just rich and getting them all

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>They'll try to make up for it by shilling the hell out of Gays Gone
Days Gone may not get good reviews. Game journalists are already butthurt that it stars a "fucking white male."

I liked Wooly World... I liked the demo for this too. But it looks like tedious platforming collectathon for 100% shit, like Star Allies was. Even if I enjoyed that thoroughly, I was so burnt out after completing everything.

I'd say it let's you stop and smell the roses. But that's more of an opinion.

Nah Wooly World is a close second to Yoshi's Island.

massive Nintendo Bonus points, Yoshi platformer games haven't been good since the OG Yoshi's Island

>Kingdom Hearts 3, RE2 Remake, Sekiro, and DMCV all out in the first quarter
That's terrible.

Imagine thinking Yoshi had a chance this month

>getting 80 with the -10 Sony tax
>getting 80 with the +10 Nintendo shilling
Thank you for proving a point

3d Mario is good, sorry should have specified 2d Mario's.

If you think that lineup is bad you are the problem, not video games.

Anyone got the gdrive link?

Gonna pirate the shit out of this because Fuck Nintendo :-)

>The Nintendo bonus only applies to Zelda and Mario, doofus.

Zelda, Mario KART and Smash Bros

regular Mario games are rated accordingly, except for the overrated Odyssey

Hold the fucking phone. I won't talk about Crafted World, but Wooly World was a sorry excuse of a copy of Epic's Yarn.

Based SMRPG render. All of the character renders in that game are sweet, and there is a high-quality 3D render for EVERY model used.

>Horizon: Zero Dawn gets an 89.
>Sony tax
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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Based retard. They're literally nothing alike. Not even aesthetically.

81 is too high.

Nintendo Bonus, remove 10 points to get the real score

Yeah right, suck my dick. You can't possibly be saying that with a straight face, nothing about you is straight.

Doesn't apply to minor releases like this.

What's the verdict on Wooly World? I've haven't played a Yoshi game since Yoshi's Story and Island.

The ones by arteplazza is trash or whatever studio that was on the ds. But feel good Inc did well with wooly world. I enjoyed how thematic they were able to make the yarn aesthetic.

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Island and Wooly World are the only great ones IMO

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we've been over this

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>Epic Yarn has 2D levels and pieces of string representing different characters
>The gameplay is a casualized spinoff that ditches core mechanics of the kirby series in place of yarn centric mechanics
vs
>Yoshi's Wooly World has 3D environments made out of fabric materials and characters are made to look like stuffed toys
>Gameplay is faithful to Yoshi's Island without any distracting gimmicks

They're night and day you gibbering retard.

Wrong. If a game get's an 87-89 like Nier: Automata or Devil May Cry 5 it's legit good.

Yoshi's island is unbeatable they should stop trying with the "cute" things and focus on the gameplay

You haven't even played Crafted World

Second best yoshi game after Yoshi Island.
Game play almost identical to Yoshi Island, Pretty good level design and music.
Crafted World feels like a downgrade overall.

This, Yoshi Story and Yoshi Island DS were OK, mediocre at worst, Yoshi's new Island was the only truly awful one.

Wait is the game out yet?

It's a fucking yoshi game holy shit you guys watch metacritic ratings like you're betting on a fantasy football team or something

The game is a few post above you user

After Wolly World, I'm putting this in the same territory as Mario Tennis and Super Mario Party, shit I'd buy for $40 if I lived in a world where Nintendo allowed price drops.

Elder God Tier
>Island

Amazing Tier
>Woolly World

Good Tier
>Crafted World
>Yoshi's Story

Meh Tier
>Island 2

Shit Tier
>New Island

Can we all agree?

I have, it's a scavenger hunt of looking for things in the foreground and background with barely any platforming.

wtf now I'm infected with dolphin porn

your expecting a faggot with down syndrome to understand?

Both companies have been shit for the past 10 years, only difference is Nintendo games are universally beloved by everyone whereas Sony shit except TLOU is forgotten after a month

Nintendo hides mediocre games behind gimmicky presentations. It's the only way they came keep rehashing the same shit over and over again

WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT METACRITIC YOU RETARDS, WHO THE FUCK CARES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey man, he's not a retard.
See? Now it's 4 of us in this conversation ;) ;)

If by
>Island 2
You mean Yoshi Island DS then yes.
I want Arzest to fucking die for good.

Like this.

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Yoshi's Woolly World was my GOTY of 2015 along with Bloodborne, it's the cutest game I've ever played. The soundtrack and the art direction are just fucking fantastic.

>Nintendo games are universally beloved by autists
FITFY

Explain how relying on Metacritic or IGN or any other big name review site is any different from basing your judgment towards a game from Reddit.

I don't, but Snoyboys like OP do.

Well it was forgotten rather quickly. Same with this game and it just came out. Yoshi will forever remain stagnant like Kirby and Starfox.

>not brapped
haha

Drones always get so defensive about this it's hilarious, as if Nintendo's games aren't mostly shovelware for literal children

It really blows my mind people still argue over fucking video game consoles on this godforsaken board. Everyone else has just gotten over this shit back in the PS3/360 days but the sad sacks here just can't let it go

This is a retarded meme, Nintendo games go on sale all the time and get permanent price drops, too, it just takes longer than most AAA publishers who are quick to drop prices sometimes after a mere month

So it's a decent game, what's the problem

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Games don't get lower than 7 without being severely broken

80 is "it works and there's nothing wrong with it but we found very little to actually like about it"

everyone in this thread that spells woolly world incorrectly has an invalid opinion
>wooly world but shitty
it's pretty much a sidegrade. kh3 and sekiro arent definitely worse games, and id personally play crafted world over re2make
yoshi's story is meh tier
it's just your average blunderfaggotry. the game is good, but if it doesnt blow your mind and change the industry, it's shit because your posts dont get as much attention when you're contrarian and call it trash.

I want to marry a female Yoshi and produce a lot of abhuman abominations.

The reviews state that it's a stock standard yoshi game with nice visuals but doesn't innovate enough mechanically / in atmosphere.
What you see is what you get, and that's a decent platformer

Ah, figures

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I care.

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Yoshi's Story is legit a 5/10 game at best

Cry more, nobody likes Sony games except TLOU & SoTC. The rest are irrelevant pieces of shit.

The Wii-U version of Hyrule Warriors is still full price on Amazon.

So, how is the final boss?

Only shitposters care about Metacritic.

real talk only yoshi's island was a good game, every other yoshi game has been well branded shovelware.

Yoshi's Story is kino.

>welcome back to gamexplain, where we’ll be explaining your game
how did they become so debased

nope woolly world was good

Why do they keep insisting on the same music artist? it didn't worked before, why bring it again.

if by good you mean shovelware, then yes

Hard to get fired in Japan, they just stick you in a windowless dark room with nothing to do until you quit.

I don't think you understand how shovelware works
You don't bring the top talent. You bring the mediocre shit that "work" and you pay them a lot less because they know they're shit.

Give him another redesign that makes him look like a dinosaur again

it will never die because NEETs have to constantly justify their purchase

Famitsu gave it the same score as Sekiro, said score was four points over what they gave Woolly World.

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Yoshi is what it looks like when Nintendo BM's

Famitsu is shit, what else is new

It was. Maybe they should stop with the boring arts and craft shit and toddler shit music.
>but its for kids
So was Yoshi's Island and that soundtrack is 100% memorable.

Metacritic only maters when sony gets good games right?

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haha

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Surprisingly high for such a trash game.

Isn't Divinity on the PS4 too?

It's literally the first major switch release this year.

You are worse than the Sony fanboys you speak of, fucking autist.

There's no such thing as a good score on v

did i hit a nerve there mr seethe?

Yoshi games are pretty, mellow unchallenging games for babies.

And thats fine. Babies need games too.

isn't New Super Mario Bros U. Deluxe
they're first major release of 2019?

Give it a GOAT OST like the original

I'm probably gonna buy it, I want something comfy and relaxing after I finish Sekiro.

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YOSHI'S STORY IS MY FAVORITE YOSHI GAME

Maybe this was their plan all along, release a laidback comfy game just days after a agonizing one comes out

someone explain to me this haha shit.