>Be me
>Watching wife trying to play Windwaker
>She keeps falling into the lava pit
>She blames the game for her constant fuck ups
>Ends up going through half her hearts in the first part of the first dungeon
>Can't even figure out the camera.
Why do I even try?
>Can't even figure out the camera.
that's funny coming from you
Die in a fire, nigger
this lmfao
btfo
huh
>"Be me"
Why do retards say this in a greentext story? We know it's you ya fuckin retard.
>Be me
>(You)
My gf already beat all the Zeldas except the handheld ones.
Serious answer.
Try Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons playing each one of you a character with one hand. The game is meant to be played by one person with bonth hands simultaneously, so it should be easy enough to control just one character even if she's so clumsy.
DECIMATED
kek
fpbp
Fpbp
I love Kass!
I don't care about you and your stupid fucking cunt wife, you stupid faggot normalfag. I hope you both die in a faggot gas leak explosion.
ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED
>My gf already beat all the Zeldas except the handheld ones.
And by gf you mean your right hand?
HOW ABOUT YOU WATCH YOUR WIFE TAKE THE BBC INSTEAD YOU BTFO KEK
Did you honestly think you could post that pic and that green text OP and not get this response?
>being straight in 2k19
Fucking white people