XCOM'S GONNA GIVE IT TO YA

Welcome back to the show where your favorite fictional characters die every second!
Last time, we:

>recovered from the ass annihilation that every sectoid mission was
>started making bank and putting bases to detect the ayy menace
>one of the bases was raided by sectoids when no one was watching and got destroyed
>we're at the verge of discovering who's a retard and who's gonna be our Proffesor X at the end of the next month

And now, we begin again.

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Let's hope this one doesn't land.

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It was only scouting. Good thing for us.

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Have we found the alien base yet?

Now we can see who's the leader when we raid the next alien base.

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Good luck, Commander.

Not yet. But we're gonna start searching for it during the next month.
For now, let's go check out this downed terror ship.

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It's only a snakemen terror ship. What could ever go wrong?

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Well, at least they're in the open now, instead of a city maze.

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Nothing, worst case the aliens will gain 16 new chryssalids, and we'll have to hire some new rookies

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Heavy plasma will help us better now.

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DIE, MONSTER

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WHAT IS A SPACESHIP?
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF ELERIUM.

I really hope that Simon will get to kill the alien mind now

C-commander? Did the Chrysallids get you?

Should've said XCOM's GIVE IT TO YA

JINXED IT

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They're like guided missiles, and they go directly to the rookies.

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At least plasma kills them reliably.

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Ayys detected.

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maybe using smoke was a bad idea, they are smart enough to search for your last location

Commence the purge.

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F O O T B A L L ! !

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Fucking chryssalids, run like nigerians and reach every place on Earth if they want your ass.

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>ending your turn close to blind spots when there are chrysallids about

Belmonts are pretty efficient killing chryssalids.

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He's used to kill undeads

Worst thing is, I was watching the entire field and that thing came out of nowhere.
Senpai had to put down our senpai.

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They keep popping from everywhere.
At least this one did nothing to us.

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Wew, that was quick.

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HAAH
WAAW

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All we have to do now is to go inside the UFO and kill the last lid
What could go wrong?

Lids are still outside, running around at the speed of sound.

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They are monsters and don't belong in this world

Sup bitches.

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None of these matters, so I'll just smoke them.

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Come to think of it, does strength ever come into play for the ayys? Even sectoids have good strength so I don't think they ever carry enough to get penalized. I guess it affects grenade range, though.

Well, now we know who's the best terror unit ever.

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Yeah, it mostly affects grenades

can radar and hypermeme detect bases, or do only craft detect them?

Oof.
Tentaculats only real advantage over the lid is better front armor and the inability to be cheesed with flying. The explosive vulnerability and terrible bottom armor makes them much easier to deal with, especially given that TFTD has the blessing that is the Sonic Pulser.

no, you need to use crafts or wait until the council stumbles upon it

One chryssalid can make a hell of a snowball.

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>not giving your boys primed grenades/he in their pockets

>Seiga has become a zombie
like pottery

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I was considering doing that now, but that would only make 2 more chryssalids. So I'll try to kill the lid, retreat and pray the zombies don't maul me to death.

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It begins.

It actually worked! Senpai lives.

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for now...

Let's drop their morale a bit more.

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Oh, shit. I went too close to this one.

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I dind't know they can reaction bite you.

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COMMANDER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Well, that was a thing and we will never talk abouth this ever again.

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you always learn it the hard way

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I hope that's the last chryssalid, ever.

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that's a dangerous thing not to know

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They couldn't in the original game, that's one of the few strange inaccuracies in OXC.

Nobody thought that someone would be fool enough to walk in front of a chryssalid anyway

The more you know...

So, now I'm looking for the leader in order to prod it. We don't need any other prisoners.

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Found another one, but it's not it, either.

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Guess we killed the leader without knowing.
We won, yay!

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He probably died in the crash

>5 units died for nothing
>two of which were mine
And nobody even asked why I called somebody The Clash...

No, the leader was alive. It even showed him a prompt that it panicked.

He must have shot himself

That’s not even possible, though. Maybe 2ndcommander got him killed in an explosion, or misread a Mind Probe.

if the option is enabled, he could have bled to death

I probably killed it without checking it with the mind probe first. Oh, well...
We usually don't ask why, but you can tell us anyway.
Some good promotions this time.

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I don't think I have that activated.
That's a lot of deaths, and all of them were by chyssalids. What a rotten way to die.

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We can use more advanced gadgets now to breach the UFOs, instead of going in blind.

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Not like we cared about them dying, though. They’re just silly names that we decided to stupidly use as labels for characterless drones as we just passively watch this thread play out with little to no input beyond exaggerated overreaction to cryssalids.

>Seiga got 7 kills
She could have been a contender

That's half the fun. But people do actually cheer up when one of their guys goes on a rampage, or when they get shot and fire back instead of dying.
End of the month, and we're not in the red! Another good month for XCOM.

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We can now search for the one who's gonna carry the only Psi-amp in our arsenal. The one who's gonna get the title of Proffesor X.

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They're x-com soldiers.
They're supposed to be expendable.

We're loaded in cash now, so let's set another pair of radar bases. Let's hope they don't get blown up before they start working, though.

Place and name, for 2 bases.

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Australian East Coast
Shitpostistan

"Retaliation bait" where the other base used to be

Japan
Fat Man

Both deeds are done. Now, to search for that ayy base.

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bayyyse
it's in Basingstoke UK

North Africa and Antartica are our prime suspects for a base, so let's search both places.

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>Spain
>increasing budget
fucking Barcenas he's the best

I still think you should search Basingstoke

We have to deal with UFOs still, to get some street cred.

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gg no re

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Pretty sure that they were building the base in North Africa last time

Of fucking course, the ayy base is right next to us.

I'm incredibly sure it's sectoids, so we should get it closed on the next month, when the IQ resulst come in.

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I honestly forgot they did it.

Well, let's train our rookies in the meantime.

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Wew; we're not recovering a lot form here.

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recover them fuckin corpses

Special delivery incoming.

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Wew. They got really mad about that HE.

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Was Wilt one of us?

Fucking barns, man.

Like, REALY mad.

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Why the aliens are still alive after turn 1?
You should have used more explosives

Like, REALLY, REALLY mad.

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I should go with pre-primed HEs from now onwards.

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What the fuck man, that was just a small UFO

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That was an example of why you always, ALWAYS have to exterminate barns first and foremost.

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Oh, yeah. Cat oaf got the last shot, so good job, I guess.

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WHERE ARE THE HEAVY ROCKETS COMMANDER

This fags are still looking for us.

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HEs are more than enough.

Also, we can now research power armor. I don't think we're gonna use them yet, but it should come in handy to have at least 14 of them for ayys bases invasions.

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Alright, I'm gonna need 9 names, becuase we've been losing troops everywhere today.

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Larry Foulke

Lawfuldickish
Seriously, where the fuck is he?

A Single Snail

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el HEE HEE

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Leon Kennedy

Killy

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wojack

Sly Marbo

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Ricky Bobby

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We already had a Sly Marbo.

Part 5 Overrated

Mr. X

eh Mararena

Mandark

We were tailing a floaters supply ship, we caught it landed, so expect a shitload of floaters and a shitload of elerium.

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I think we had these names too

Replace Leon with Claire Redfield then

Nick Gar

fug dyslexia, meant "eh Macarena"

Uh-oh, does that means lids in the alien base?

We actually haven't repeated names yet.

By the way, this place is fucking huge, but at least it has no holes anywhere, so the only way out for them is the doors. We should clean the outside quickly and then breach and pick up every ayy inside.

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Why the heck do people keep having to use inoffensive names for their soldiers?

>we haven’t repeated names yet
>screenshot of the fifth Chen this playthrough

Also, who the fuck is Chen? I don’t play WoW.

The ayy base on the picture is a sectoid base. That only holds Cyberdisks and mindrapists, don't worry.
Go get'em, Elmo!

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Did we use GigaNigger yet?

Lurk for at least two years before posting.

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Everyone can use the name they want, it can be silly, it can be edgy. Doesn't really matter. What matters is having fun.
Someone keeps bringing it to life, what can I do?
Man, I hate when the ramp gets camped.

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I believe we haven't yet.
At least this fornicator tanked a plasma hit to the face and didn't even flinch.

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I wish there were more things in the world like Guavamoment’s XCom LP...

>tfw I probably got into 2hu because of Chenposters in the last X-Com run

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High Max's making some work here.

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Oh, it’s Touhou. Sorry for the misunderstanding, /jp/.

These batch of rookies came with a lot of tanks, I see. Marneus also ate a shot and not even a point of HP went down for him.

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WAAAAAAAAAARD

Can't say the same for ayys, though.

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Based Papa Smurf

So, there's 2 entrances. We're gonna make 2 teams, to breach both doors. After we clean outside, we start going in for their asses.

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Does he have his trusted 2nd Company Commander on his side?

>trusted
>Starscream

Chen proving that reviving her every month is not a waste.

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We're clearing the elevators from sentinels now.

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Remember user, if they beg you shoot for the legs then the head

Breaching elevators is never easy, unfortunately.

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Yeeeh, abductor ships are fucking huge.

I still haven't done it without losing at least one person.

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It was mostly my fault for believing any of our units had a lick of a chance at doing reaction shots, but still...

At least Simon does the deed when's needed.

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AYAYAYAYAY

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Elmo go to wrong fundraiser

Just how many of them can they fit on that tiny-ass floor?

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

Apparently, at least 2 more.

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS

I really hate elevators.

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WAMUU

New plan: if you can't get into the next floor safely, just camp the first floor until they come down.

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>Calgar is kill
SAGED, REPORTED, GOT THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE

inb4 Shitarius gets promoted

And now, I Cato Sicarius the most esteemed captain of the ultramarines shall become chaptermaster

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INTERCEPTION

Now it's time for fear.

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Dracula's curse finnaly got us.

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Nope, still comes later.

It's been a while since we got our morale so low.

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Holy shit nigger what are you doing, use proxy grenades

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
All our best soldiers are just dying!

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WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE

Now's definitively time for fear.

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Is this the meatgrinder room

Fucking hell, they actually had a weapon to exploit his weakness.

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And now, every unit but one panicked or berserked.

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IT ALL
RETURNS
TO NOTHING

>This whole mission

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This escalated really quickly, how did it happend?

Only one unit capable of fighting now. Are we gonna make it?

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GODDAMIT JOJOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Chen doing the classical chenanigans.

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If there is one man that could pull it off, that's MD Geist

A FUCKING ELEVATOR

JUST ABORT FUCKING MISSION ALREADY

Only 3 of ours are alive.

Only one of ours is still fighting.

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TIME TO LIVE UP TO THE LEGEND!
You can do it Commander

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One of our units recovered his backbone after seeing the display of courage of MD Geist.

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Wait, why didn’t you try using the other elevator?

And holy fornicator also went back to his senses.

There's still hope for us.

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Use the elevator in the south corner of the UFO

For the love of God keep them together and don't separate

The other one's only useable from the second floor. Unless you breach the walls with plasma shots, which I forgot you could do until it was too late.
Let's get as many aliens as we can now.

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THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=qxHgVBpKNEo (unembed)

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Now we're the ones doing the ambushes.

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Won’t that just get them all killed at once if any of them berserks or if the enemy uses Autoshot?

We're only 2 now.

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I thought about prodding it, but we're not taking prisoners today.

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true, but if they spread the ayys will pick them off one by one

Oh gee who saw that coming except everybody

Does anyone know of any really good RP Let’s Plays on the internet like the ones on LPArchive?

At least keep them in the same room

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Holy fuck this game is ruthless.

We were on a one-on-one.

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Hey Chenanon. Hope you have been well.

Told you to retreat.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SCREW THIS UP
NO ONE CAN DO THIS BAD

Oh, boy...

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

Commander, you fucked up

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I really wanted John Madden to live until we got some FOOTBALLS

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What are you, Nigger?

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Holy fuck dude, and we were doing so well

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Increasing your funding was a mistake
Prepare to collect money on the streets

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Sorry, not Chenanon
I'm glad that he posted Chen in those threads tho, I think he is the reason I played (and enjoyed) Touhou

We learned a valuable lesson:

Elevators are the offsprings of Satan and we should never try to rely on reactions ever again.
Also to use some of these when we're on a big mission.

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On the bright side, now you can name 14 new units and a Skyranger!

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TED MCPAIN

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GigaNigger

Chris Redfield

Did you actually tried to take reaction shots instead of going for an aggressive approach?

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Hakurei Reimu

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HE WAS THE MOST DANGEROUS TO THE BITTER END

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Micolash

Skyranger is Kilo-023
New unit is Miles Luna

Terry A. David

Mononobe no Futo

Aisha Clan-Clan

Sonic Totem

OH WAIT HE'S NOT DEAD
CAN'T STOP
Cibo

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Chad Thundercock

Voting Skyranger to be called Thunderhead
Also Trouser Snake, cousin to Solid Snake

Fuck me it's Terry A. Davis

But then I think that that one surviving Ayy probably get promoted out the ass, so the overall level of happiness in the world probably AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh wait he is dead I'm retarded

Friend Shadman

Diet Nigger

Hey Diet Nigger, you gonna play Road to Ruin for us?

Nick Gar

Road to Ruin?

Steve "The Croc Hunter" Irwin

>we just got our asses handed by literally the shittiest and most inoffensive of ayys, not counting their own terror units

Truly this worlds finest

In all my years, I have never seen a commander completely blow a mission.
Flee, yes

Another FE7 romhack. It’s probably the closest thing to a finished romhack that the FE fandom has ever produced.

Is it actually good? If I was going to do another Yea Forums plays it would probably be Vestaria or Berwick Saga. Or Three Houses.

Even snakemen are looking fo us now. Maybe everyone thinks we're weak after that.

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They mad bro.

Time to beat up some turbonerds

It’s actually really good. And it gets even better to watch as it keeps going. Try it, it’d probably let you stand out from Nigger and Siggy pretty easily.

Let's train the new generation of saviors of Earth.

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>Maybe everyone thinks we're weak after that.
I mean they're not wrong

Yay, my Skyranger name got used.

What a good start.

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I'll check it out then, but I probably won't do a Yea Forums plays any time soon since I'm pretty busy and Nigger's doing his run right now. I miss Siggy. Shame his town is rangebanned.

Her smugness was maximum. She got 2 in one shot.

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We all do, really.
I might finish up last night's mission soon. In my Muhreens game I'm currently trying to assault a landed very large Nurgle ship with ten dudes, only four of whom have actual power armor. It may have been a mistake.

Fucking barns. At least we discovered the sneks.

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where to get the 40k mod?

OpenXCOM forums.
openxcom.org/forum/index.php?topic=5026.0

Rookies can't aim for shit. We needed like 5 to finally put this one down.

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But the smug anime girl just keeps hitting every time.

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He has to chant Pargon five times in a row before he can hit anything.

The fat rapist got that last one in the back, so we're going ok.

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PROMOTIONS

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We now know about how radical aliens were before coming to talk shit to us.

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Fuck off Randy

Another training montage.

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I'm not falling again on this bullshit ever again.

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[Muffled Push it to the Limit in the Distance]

Avoid elevators

Let's hope it hits home.

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Don't worry, barns don't have elevators.
And nothing alive now.

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They don't even use barns anymore.

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Cato Sicarius already going up the ranks. Maybe I'll end up using him in Cydonia.

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That sounds like you're assuming the barns are safe now. That's a mistake.

Don't tempt fate commander, that cursed name will never be cleared

They're evolving!
They know that you're blowing up all the barns and they learned to avoid them

he want's that sweet spot left by Calgar

Last one was on the other side of the map. But hey, we did this without deaths, so we cool.

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We did so good Yukari was promoted TWO times.

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He deserves it

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Do we try to tail a supply ship again?

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I mean, it's only sectoids. What could ever go wrong?

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Do we need the resources?

yes, follow it to their base

>What could ever go wrong?
>XXXX HAS DIED
>XXXX HAS DIED
>XXXX HAS DIED

oh no

It landed in their base, lol.

Well, we can start lowering their morale with some smugness.

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Damn. The map is huge and the UFO is all the way to the other side.

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Cato Sicarius working hard for that spot on the Cydonia ship.

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At least is desert and the ayys won't have anywhere to hide

Needs to be at least Captain to guarantee it.

Wew; never mind about that.

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DO NOT LET HIM TO CYDONIA

At least Yukari's helping a lot to clean the way.

And Cato will be out psi-bait for the mission, I guess.

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vengeance for her many Chens

Wew; never mind about that.

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Do you have a single unit that isn't psi bait?

We still have her second half

At the very least, we're getting a lot of kills and they're getting buttfucked. I'm sure they'll start to panic soon.

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When you get killed by a smug anime girl, morale drops by the second.

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Was there a 40k run today already or did I miss it?

You are asking for a mind control boy

It's almost guaranteed they'll start running like sissies next turn.

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Jesus christ. They really hate Cato a lot. Poor dude can barely keep his morale bar.

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Nope, no 40k tonight

They know that he's our greatest champion and are doing everything they can to stop him

That reminds me, are there any notable psykers in 40k that aren’t primarchs or female? We could name our one Psi user after him.

Oh, man. How unexpected.

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At least with Yukari, I can drop the gun to avoid mindrape, pick it up back to shoot and then drop it after the deed is done.

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it's like poetry it rhymes

call him "WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOM!"

dead or alive?

Malcador was literally ther 3rd strongest psyker and was only below Magnus and the Emperor in power

Damn; both Yukaris are prime mindrape material, what the fuck.

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Gotta hand it to them, they're still not panicking.

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Even if you just go off Dawn of War, there's two psykers of note in the Blood Ravens. Isador who was a dumbass traitor in the first game, and Jonah Orion, a black guy in the second who somehow survives Retribution and goes on into the third game.

Now they're putting FBI thoughts on this dude's mind. I wonder who's not a mentally weak individual in this squad.

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>dumbass traitor
Well, we already have fucking Sicarius in our group, so what's another traitor gonna do to harm us?
We'll go with Isador, then. What's his full name?

Judging by this pic there is not much left in her brain to stop the mind attacks

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Isador Akios.

Only one of them panicked, but at least they're giving up already.
And They're still using Cato as a fuckboy.

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I really hate elevators, so we're gonna hit and run this time, because fuck any other strategy.

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This looks a good time to use those motion scanners we researched
You have brought motion scanners, right?

I've been making spandex armor this last month.
Everyone on their side is panicking, so the hit and run elevator technique works!

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But at least we won't get FOOTBALL'd anymore.

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We've gained the upper hand now. The cows are ours.

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Hopeman is scoring pretty high in this mission.

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I don't think they can get footballs on supply ships

What threshold do you need to pass for Blaster Launchers to start showing up, anyway?

Ayy, its the last one. And it's the leader.

Time to prod.

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SILENT
TAKEDOWN

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I'm pretty sure ayys can only have them on battleships and ayy bases, commanders and leaders carry them

How does this happen? How's that we lost the ship to Floaters, but we won without losses against mindrapists?

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Because the AI isn't set to camp these elevators like they are on harvesters.

I guess that's because mindrapes are actually a good thing because it means that the ayy will shoot less

>very small

Shit; I hope nobody made a pact with the ayys yet.

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inb4 the brits vote for earthxit

I hope we can start producing a complete set of these, to keep them safe until Cydonia happens.

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They really want to give us more resources, lol.

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Now that we know who to send naked, this is gonna be easier.

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don't jinx it, commander

Wew; I almost jinxed it, but Yukari is quite resilient. Got shot twice and not a single scratch is on her.

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At least this time we're closer to the UFO. That could be good or bad.

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A single snail is deadlier than sectoids.

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So is this the last mission of the night?

The faster you kill them, the faster they will panic

C O M P L E X

Holy shit; these new spandex suits are incredible. Cato got shot twice, too, and not even a scratch, either.

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FUCK YOU SICARIUS JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY

>Sicarius survived because of the spandex
Confirmed for the worst armor ever made, they were a mistake

Maybe, or maybe I'll keep on going until we hit image/post limit.
Hopeman keeps scoring.

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Give him a revolver with no bullets in it. Somehow he'll manage to blow his brains out with it.

Damn; this suits are unreal. she got shot twice AGAIN, got mindraped and she's still with us.

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Pretty sure she's bleeding out now. Do you have medkits, or did you forget about them?

The gaphag is very resilient to shooting after all

I have one. Cato has it.
Man, we're getting shot from everywhere, and these suits keep reflecting every hit. Now I'm gonna make sure ayys don't ever try to shot again.

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OP, thank you!
I had no fucking idea this thing was ported to Android - it's fucking awesome thank you so much for reminding me to check it out

Nice. I had no idea, either.
Alright. We're in the clear with her now.

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Either their weapons are toys or this batch of spandex was plasmaproof. Cato got fucking shot again and not even a dent.

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Just move him forward to the enemy base to be a hero

I wonder who could be behind this...

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But we're taking every one of them out with a single barrage. Lady Luck must be guiding our hand today.

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He want's to be a hero on melee, grant him his wish

Listen to and He deserves no less than to sound the charge

Even when Yakumo panicked, she stopped right before this ayy could do reaction shots.

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I wonder why everyone in this thread want Cato dead.
Well, it's not like I'm not gonna send him head first to scout, but still...

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Whoever wished for this, there you go.

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I WAS BEING SARCASTIC GODDAMMIT
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN

At least he died scouting a shitload of units we promptly took care of.

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RIP, I guess he wasn't really cursed after all
The good old Cato went on multiple suicide charges and always managed to survive

Cydonia mission might actually have a chance of success now

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Wew; Nick Higgers misfired into one of our units.

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After all this talking about Sicarius I decided to finally face the outcome of that goddamn shot and see who died, I have tried to avoid this for too many months
By opening the save with notepad it was possible to see all his kills even after the save got locked into GAME OVER
Sicarius victims have been marked with the red dot

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At the very least, he killed the ayy he was aiming at.

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Oh hey, man, you're still around. How's the last half-year been?

Oh no! Let's hope that Cato didn't passed the curse upon him

>15 out of 26 troopers in a single fucking blast

Been great, thanks
glad to see that those threads are finally back

>15 kills
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
At least we have a psibait replacement for Cato.

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They'll only be around as long as 2ndcommander, 40k commander, and Nigger are. We'll probably be back to 24/7 Gamergate and Senran Kagura threads midway through April. If we want there to be more playthrough threads, someone needs to keep the momentum going nonstop, like with the Hunger Games threads a few years ago.

Oh god, there's going to be another tidal wave of newfags once we get into election campaign season, isn't there?

>and Nigger
who? did I miss a third X-Com run?

Damn; scouting is pretty unsafe when you don't pack motion scanners.

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Motherfucker. Now they're not gonna panic anytime soon.

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Scanners are a must-have for those kind of ships...

>another tidal wave
Son, Yea Forums has been under /pol/ occupation since 2014, and they haven't let up even a bit since then. Trying to identify specific waves of retardation is all but impossible.

...You know, I read about how in 2008, Yea Forums went about invading the entirety of Yea Forums in retaliation of Moot autoplaying ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA nonstop, and it was only Yea Forums that managed to carry on with being on-topic during the WAAAAAGH. It's fucking depressing how modern Yea Forums hasn't just failed to uphold that tradition, but outright welcomed these fascists with open arms because they promised to "make videogames great again".

What are you even doing

Could openxcom work with a pirated version?

At the very least is good to know the hit and run method still works.

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I wish someone would do a UFO: Alien Invasion playthrough. I've never seen anyone mention it and it's pretty faithful to the original XCom for a free fan game.

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Speaking of Yea Forums playthroughs, WHERE THE FUCK IS LAWFULDICKISH!??!?! WHY IS NOBODY UPLOADING AN AAI2 STREAM WHEN THE CASES ARE HAPPENING THIS WEEK!?!?!

Yes

Hmm... the leader isn't on the control room, and this little fellow is probably not it.

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>these fascists

There is nor revolution you fucking faggot. The world is indifferent, stop trying to promote gay shit. It's never going to work

I bet 10 eleriumbucks that he went in the southern corridor

There was a little unarmed dude wandering outside. Maybe it's time for the people in the upper echelons to get up from their seats and kill back again.

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Dude, everywhere I look, I can't stop seeing dogwhistles. It's the price I pay for having no fucking social life and being too lazy to try new things.

Unfortunately, they suck at shooting because they only did it on one mission.

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I enjoy this game, but I want to wait until 2.6 before getting back into it so never ever :(

Now I'm picturing Cirno bullying sectoids like in pic related

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I don't think this one's either. Well, there's only one way to go from here.

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>dogwhistles

msn.com/en-us/news/us/duke-university-pays-dollar112m-to-settle-faked-research-whistleblower-suit/ar-BBVeDBE?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR1t7SEeyuR2lIxeXTUjwS_VD-nQQEmkSuS4HNkFc1qb2EDwbVUAHH_JTQE

This isn't a hard concept to grasp, dude. 99.9999% of the outrage bullshit that keeps making you feel like you are owed to do something is merely manufactured garbage. There's no Nazis marches, and ANTIFA is full of scrawny fags. Just be normal, go to work, and bursh your teeth. Thats basically life

you had me until everything after the last comma
Yea Forums has always been off topic so I don't know where you got Yea Forums having that tradition from, it just ignored the influx of spam out of spite. I don't know when you got here but it's always been like this just in different favors.
And fascists? Don't make me laugh. Whoever isn't just a shitposter is just angry at the world and I definitely don't know where you got that we "welcomed them with open arms from" considering shitposting has and will always will exist so ignore it, take the bait like the many other retards here, or piss off.

She finally got it. Not like it matters, but it's a small victory.

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>
msn.com/en-us/news/us/duke-university-pays-dollar112m-to-settle-faked-research-whistleblower-suit/ar-BBVeDBE?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR1t7SEeyuR2lIxeXTUjwS_VD-nQQEmkSuS4HNkFc1qb2EDwbVUAHH_JTQE
The heck does this have to do with anything? I said dogwhistling, not whistleblowing.

The Hit and Run method is foolproof, so much Aaron's almost out of bullets now.

Why are you even talking about /pol/ right now? Can we have a thread free of politics discussion for a change?

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A trifling victory but a victory nonetheless

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based and vidyapilled
Give me your ideas for new ayys, Yea Forums.

Huh? We found nothing on either end. We probably killed the leader without noticing it, huehuehue.

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For X-Com? It would be interesting to see teleporting units like in Xenonauts

Maybe a terror unit that launches explosive attacks, to make you avoid cluttering up your units.
This las ayy must be a great magician. I can't find the motherfucker.

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Chryssalids that create exploding zombies.

There it was, the motherfucker.

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>This las ayy must be a great magician. I can't find the motherfucker.
It's an Alien xenomorph and will drop from the ceiling.

Modern versions of the Silicoid and Celatid

All in all, it wasn't as horrible as I thought it would be. Plus, we've got elerium.

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We also have some decent promotions here.

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That reminds me, we need 5 names for those who died previously.

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Bob Dole

Aniki will show those jabroni xenos what's up.

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Oregairu S3 HYPE

Broly

Now we know a little bit more about ayys and their tech. It's not important, but it's interesting.

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Hulk Hogan

Damn; they keep sending those... Man, I'm tired of raiding those, and we probably have elerium for a lifetime at this moment, so I'm just gonna down it and call it a day.

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Jake Lloyd

Gnight man.

Also, does anyone here play Ace Attorney?

George Smiley :)

If the game allows it, put the smiley as part of the name.

Good night Commander
At this point we don't need to assault the small UFOs anymore, so we should just ignore them and focus on the battleships

I play Ace Attorney, and I'm not done yet, because I don't have to work tomorrow.

And now we have another place from where to send Interceptors to fuck shit up.

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Now we can do that craft from Metal Slug X.
Not like we're gonna ever make it.

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Ugh, it takes forever for the UFOs to be fixed.
Is there a way to speed up repairs l?

We need 2 names for our new Interceptors.

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Master Spark

Pussy Wagon

End of the month and... Jesus fuck, that a lot of debt. Let's see what can I sell to pay all that money.

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thanks

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Results from our lab tests are in!

And to no one's surprise, Secundus Commander has the biggest IQ of them all. So it's probably gonna be our Professor X.

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Are you not manufacturing/selling laser canon?
I believe openxcom has option to autmatically sell your manufatured goods.

Why the fuck did you buy two more interceptors instead of just building a Firestorm or something
Aren't we drowning in Elerium and in need of something that won't get instagibbed by Battleships?

Pat McRoche is the second highest, and Yukari and Funny Valentine are at the bottom.

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>Yukari

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>Commander with 100 PSI Strenght!!!
nani?

We’re not using you outside of base missions.

I say there needs to be another psi unit other than OP.

How the hell does she even hold two things at once with that score?

Defending earf and cheap.

We do have a sweatshop in China, but it's not as profitable as I thought.
Because we ain't messing with battleships ever, and we need to protect the skies on every angle of the globe.
We also get the info we alredy knew, but at least is nice to know it for certain.
What I have to know if it's a goddamned snek pit or if it's floaters.

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Same difference, really. Peashooter assholes supported by overpowered melee bastards.

It’s probably gonna be Sectoids instead, though. Prepare to be mindflayed.

I don't really want to use more than 1 psi unit, but I guess we could use the next one in the line whenever we're not using me.
Once we get these babies made, we're going into that second alien base, in order to bring a commander alive.

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We can ride the lightning now.

We're not gonna make one, though.

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I don't like seeing any infiltration ship. It makes me believe someone already made a deal everytime I see them.

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What if the "second" base has ethereals?

Good thing we're crashing everything.

We're also gonna crash this shit before it tries to land. I don't want to see chryssalids today.

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Only 12 images left. Time to finish up OP

I'm trying to make the last post our incursion to the ayy base, lol.

In any case, we can make this shit and later 5 fusion ball defense systems to make any base immune to retaliation.
But I'll do them later, when money isn't a problem to keep on living.

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Are fusion balls worth it on Interceptors and UFOs?

Since they require micromanagement due to manufacturing I'd say it's not worth having them on all your interceptors
Maybe just on the avenger in case of emergency

Why do you want him to finish?

Keep going.

Plasma is more than enough to put on your interceptors. I guess you can put fusion balls on something if you want to attack from really far away, but it's not even worth it in the long run.
I guess we're ready to fly, boys.
I hope it's not snakes, because I want to go as the Psi-ops operative.

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It’s 3:30AM, dude. Not all of us enjoy having insomnia.

You can always send Big Ross on an solo recon to identify the species

Okay, new idea. 2ndcommander can be used as well as our other psi operative, but they have to rotate out missions, or be stuck in two different bases from each other.

We're going in.

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LET'S ROCK!

There's no turning back now. It's judgement time.

But we will stop for today, as it's pretty late. Goodnight, everyone.

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Sleep tight Commander

so would it cool to play xcom vanilla or do I need some community bug fix/patch

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Goodnight Commander

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In the 40k mod how do I get new space marines?
All my handful of scouts died and I dunno how to get new ones

Download OpenXcom (remember that you still have to add the vanilla files)

thanks

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lol who would spam attack the open xcom forums