Game lets you pay for cosmetic surgery to improve chances with female characters

>5'8"
>pretty boy/slayer
>not a manlet
heh

I'm king of manlets, anything less than 5'8" is manlet...

King of manlets is 5'10...

I thought it was 5'8". This is very unsettling...

>5,8
>manlet cutoff

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You thought wrong bucko. As a fellow 5'8 manlet, it hurts.

I'd like to think I'm at the middle, but my hairline receded an inch in college.
Also Fable is cool.

I have a FACT for you right here.
A typical banana travels 4,000 miles before being eaten.

it changes every few years

>tfw incel jawline, no chin and deformed nose
>always just thought it was because of my shit genetics
>tfw now I know it was because I was a mouthbreather with poor tongue posture growing up
so basically i chock up my ugliness to bad parenting

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Are you fucking retarded?

If you play video games and watch cartoons, you're already an incel.

Isn't it incredible that a few grams of bone decide whether your life will be amazing or horrific?

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King of Manlets is 5'11 because it's the tallest you can be while still being a manlet

Me on the left

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>it's a Yea Forums is as insecure as a teenage girl thread

Literally just push your jaw forward bros, and don't overextend.

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>women are factually shallow and sluts
oof, someone call the essjays.

Left. Middle is him after surgery. Someone edited it so it looks like the one on the right

My facial structure is most akin to the slayer but I'm a 26 year old virgin what am I doing wrong.

Sorry dude 6'1 is manlet cutoff

exactly the reason women shouldnt have been given any rights
it makes society miserable

why did you just make something up?

has anyone in your life ever told you that lying is wrong?

>because I was a mouthbreather with poor tongue posture growing up
Not again with this mewing bullshit.

jesus. where can i get this surgery? it's night and day and i can't even tell that he had it.

Browsing Yea Forums

Look at my sick jaw 10/10 slayer mate

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no then you look like eustace

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Hot.

It was 6'0 10 years ago. Now it's 6'1. In 20 years I'll be a manlet.

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What’s your excuse for not having clear skin and having a crisp jawline? Beards are no longer thought to be the standard for men’s beauty

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That shit would take literal years to fix, it's not fucking real

I see what you did there, Rodge

That thing isn't even human

That's not true. Corrective jaw surgery is pretty simplistic and nosejobs are routine procedures.

>5'8" is manlet cutoff

im sorry man but you're way below, the real manlet cutoff is 5'10"

Speak again. He has not chamged at all

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Cope.

>implying Eustace isn't peak slayer

That dude looks fake af.

Yeah and body hair isnt prefered also but guess what?slayers dont care ,they do whatever they feel like

I want to be a pretty boy so slayers will hit me up

Shut up you make me look bad!

Jaw surgery is not simplistic, it is fucking invasive, leaves you with permanent sensation loss in your lower lip, and has you drinking through a straw for 3 months. I've done the research.

After all this, very few people would ever have results like op.

>tongue posture
>muh parenting

utterly pathetic, you're even more of a mouthbreather now

Being Asian is not the standard for men's beauty either.

That's if braces aren't needed first. And tell me how forehead surgery works.

Hey atleast your not fucking 5'6 like me

A true Slayer can pull off a moustache and not look like a pedo.

Ever thought that your mouth breathing and poor tongue posture was a symptom of your small jaw and bad genetics? Retard.

>leaves you with permanent sensation loss in your lower lip
Only if they fuck up the nerves, but that's the price you have to pay if you want to stop being ugly and your parents didn't care to get you braces.
>and has you drinking through a straw for 3 months
This is hardly unusual and all surgeries are invasive by definition.
>After all this, very few people would ever have results like op.
Source: my ass.

W H I T E
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The amount of effort people put in to trying to be appealing to women is fucking pathetic. For some people it's literally 100% of their time.
They wake up, immediately start preparing to go to work, go work for 10 hours - for women, because women like men with money. They get off work and go groom themselves, do vanity exercises, etc. for the remainder of their free time, eat to continue living, then go to bed and repeat the whole process. The highlight of their entire existence is when a woman allows them to put their dick in. That's all they live for. This is insanely pathetic.

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a few milimetres of bone
thats what it takes

>be tall pretty boy
>work out sometimes
>literally never pursue relationships
>still get laid 6-10 times a year

No one is talking about foreheads, braniac.

who hurt you incel? get laid lol

Of course keep blaming your parents user. Forget my sarcasm you actually should blame them for your defective genes.

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wow a photoshopped, perfect angle and lighting photoshoot pic, that's definitely not scewed on biased...

>I HAVE SEX

what prompted this post

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>tfw look like right but im fat

t. uggo

I feel you man.

If only for a few.... damn... millimeters... Whoa I could've ruled the world

Reminder that there is no escape for you, incel.
You will live at our feet forever. :)

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>I SAID EVERYBODY I DISAGREE WITH ME IS VIRGIN AND UGLY OBEY NOW
OP is a sad sack of fanatical shit at this point. Evading bans to save the honour of your dry holes... yikes

>Tfw won't be manlet for 30 years

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>to be appealing to women
They're doing this to be appealing, not appealing to women. People do it for themselves first and foremost. They go to work and earn money because money is a resource that allows you to secure a safe and secure existing for yourself and whatever other people you choose to involve with you in your life or pets, or friends. They groom themselves because being beautiful feels good and natural and because beautiful people live the longest and most fulfilling lives. Women do not factor into this at all.

Insecurity, what else?
I knew I made the right choice by being Asexual

coping manlet detected. 6'6 is the manlet cutoff. literally everyone knows that.

Btw which looks better (not color,only shape) The nordic eye thing which looks a little bit asian or the mediterranean eye which is big and round?
pic related

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>People do it for themselves first and foremost.
What a pathetic cope. No, you do it for women. Don't kid yourself.

7'6 designer babies will take the spot

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>buzzword 2019, I know better than you do
Sure thing kid

No, some sensation loss is expected for all. It can return after 6 months or longer, but that is not guaranteed. Worst case you lose feeling entirely. Gg, you're fucked.

All surgery is not invasive, please go back to school.

No, a lot of sliding genioplastys do not give noticiabke results. Results like OP are not common. DYOR

>5'8"
>manlet cutoff
You probably make a passable tranny and thats it

>He thinks he made the manlet cutoff
Sorry faam but if your height starts with 5' then you're a manlet

This. The feeling of being healthy, fit, well groomed and having a decent balance in your bank account is better than sex.

>They groom themselves because being beautiful feels good and natural and because beautiful people live the longest and most fulfilling lives. Women do not factor into this at all.
You wouldn't be shaving your chest hair if there was no such thing as sex. This is the most insane, illogical thing I've heard someone say lately. I don't even have a word for this kind of delusional.

Wtf?!

Definitely incorrect

why is /r9k/ invading?

Then I'll just eat their stem cells and gain their height.

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Braces can't fix everything. I had braces for 4 years and it barely did anything, parents sent me to a surgeon that said the procedure was highly invasive and there would barely be any noticeable change. In the end I'm glad I didn't do it because the rest of my face is hideous too so why bother?

>was going to shave chest hair
>multiple qts tell me not to.
I'm stumped.

Why did you make this post?

>commuting to uni recently
>notice some dude
>literally never shuts his fucking mouth, clearly breathing through it
>looks kinda attractive but like a complete retard because of the mouth part
>he shifts his head and I see his profile
>z e r o chin

fucking hell, Mewing is not a meme

Aren't you guys just being self-pitying though? The idea that people can't feel good because they like to work on themselves without some sort of end-goal is so foreign to you, because you have given up.

Self-worth and pride can be big motivators.

Mediterranean to me, they look more expressive

>some sensation loss is expected for all
Yes, some, not permanent loss of sensation. And even if it does happen, a loss of sensation in your lower lip is not what I'd call "fucked" in exchange for better breathing, straighter posture and a boost in confidence
>sliding genioplasty
That's not what the OP had, in his case it was most likely orthognathic surgery instead. You know, the bite correction surgery, not artificial lengthening of your jaw.

Mewing is a meme, bad genetics are the cause.

Absolute loss of feeling in your face is fucking terrible you absolute retard.

Not sliding genioplastys. OK, please link to the type of surgery he had then.

Discord trannies are now brigading the thread

Cope

I'm sure your hot air is of very fine quality but no one is interested mr. salesman. You're going to have to keep wasting your life on vanity alone.

Keep rationalizing it as "I-I do this all for myself" while you groom, exercise, work, all to get the fleeting approval of random women who don't give a fuck about you on any personal level and never will.

I'm not shaving chest hair because I don't grow chest hair and I don't like body hair because it gets stinky really quickly, gets caught in clothes which is painful as fuck and I like feeling smooth. You're obsessed with fucking women.

The fact that the only justification you can possibly think of for being a well-adjusted human being is for it to be for the sake of sex is by far the most pathetic thing I've read all week. And by the way, if you REALLY felt comfortable about the way you live your life currently you would feel no need to act as if you are superior to regular people.

>>still get laid 6-10 times a year
>not in a month

You may as well kept being a virgin lmaoing @ your life

>Hair is EXACTLY the same in all 3 pictures.

Shut your big gay mouth, Fagberry Pie.

You sound like a literal sub-90 IQ retail worker who models his entire failed life around pussy. Sorry that I struck too many cords and now you're melting down.

Re-read my post you retard, I named the surgery he had.

>tall

That's why.

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Post average guy version

>wasting your liufe

Right because self grooming takes hours off your daily life unlike like, say, video games.

Different user here.
Mouthbreathing during childhood can alter the shape of your face. Of course genetics play a bigger role but mouthbreathing can do a significant difference.
Don't know about mewing though

Surgery like this should be illegal, chinlets should not be able to spread their genes

im asian and im 5'9 you have no excuse

What if every girl could see your post history?

thank god i'm short and gay

You say having a job and taking care of yourself is wasting your life, so I'm curious, what isn't wasting your life from your point of view?

That's not the point.
Do you truly not believe that people are capable to wanting to improve just for the sake of improving?

Why do people study and grow? Why do they chase careers and raises?
It all might seem redundant and meaningless looking from the outside in, but the truth is there is a reason why some people chose to not give up and go the extra mile. If you think the only reason for that is pussy then you really are delusional.

Yeah, and you are incorrect. He absolutely had a sliding genioplasty. His jaw is fucking minute.

Sitting in a gym picking up weights for several hours per day, going home and obsessively shaving your face and body, yes, these things take massive amounts of your free time and are not enjoyable or gratifying in any self-contained way no matter how you delude yourself to think that they are. You do that shit all so other people will look at you. You waste your ENTIRE life just to get the approval of strangers, do you see how pathetic that is? LOL

>yes then you look like eustace
FTFY

How come my dad and older brother are chads (mechanic and electrician) but I'm an incel nerd chemistry analyst?

I would like your strongest potion, potion seller

Women are near-retarded simple flock creatures that all think the same thing, they wouldn't even be able to process what they would see.

I feels pretty good to be strong, brah.

ouch...

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>What’s your excuse for not having clear skin and having a crisp jawline?
Uhhh genetics?
Never gave a shit about skincare until I was 20+ and now it feels like it's too late to even do anything because the mild acne set in for good

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Lol, King of Manlets is 5'10-5'11'.
Attractive women will never have sex with you, but at least fat chicks will. Below 5'10" = forever alone.

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Completely wrong on all accounts. Unsurprising since you clearly lack the life experience to even be attempting to make an accurate judgement of anyone, online or otherwise. Mentally, you are an actual child.

They're right though. If all short men didn't reproduce for a few generations nobody would have to be a manlet ever again.

underrated

Looking in the mirror and seeing you look good gives you an incredible sense of worth and pride.
But if all you do is shitpost on the internet and play videogames then that is the real waste.

You will have spent your life in self-indulgence, without even trying to improve or grow.

Without growth you might as well be dead.

that isn't how it works, childhood nutrition affects adult stature even more than genetics

>take the opinions of a couple dozen attention seeking retards
>pretend it represents the millions or billions of people in the group they belong to
welcome to the modern world

>5’5
>ugly as fuck
>social anxiety
>speech impediment since birth
>autistic
I’m never gonna make it, bros.

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>several hours per day
>obsessively
>massive amounts

Notice how you have to exaggerate everything to make them sound like bad habits? Gym time is like an hour and half, every other day. Grooming in the morning is literally twenty minutes.

Holy Christ

everyone has the good sense to know that the image doesn't represent a majority, but there's no denying that women on average are not attracted to short men. they might not express it in as rude a way as the people in that image do, but the science shows that women prefer taller men.

>Looking in the mirror and seeing you look good gives you an incredible sense of worth and pride.
You are continuously restating the issue to avoid the tragic truth of how pathetic you are.
When you see that you "look good", you realize where that comes from, right? You look good "to women". You are self-appraising your own reproductive value, not making some magical, artistic, arbitrary judgement of your appearance. You are saying to yourself "Women will like how I look, therefore my life has meaning.'

If you think it will never come, it probably never will.

the middle one is the real one. pic looks like it's the model Chico.

I'm you but taller.
Hang in there user. Everybody has the potential to make it - even us.

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Can we just not know anything for sure unless it happens to be convenient to your personal tastes? Is that how it works?

Reminder:
youtu.be/zbzT00Cyq-g

I'm 5'9" and have never once had a problem getting girls, genuinely attractive ones too. I don't think I'm handsome, so my looks can't be picking up all the slack. I thibk your world view might just be fucked.

hiya roger dodger

nigga what, I want to shave my legs, asshole and pits because I hate body hair and if I had the money I would laser it all off.

This is a joke, right? Surely you don't actually believe this. I'm 5 11 and have never had trouble fucking any girl that I was attracted to and dated.

I hope all this memes about height aren't from people who believe this stuff. It's so wrong it's actually sad. Entire generation of guys bowing out because they think it's hopeless.

Well....more for the rest of us then.

My fucking god, you must be shitposting.

How can you turn feeling good about yourself into something as shallow as the spew you just wrote.
How depressed must you be that you can not see value in taking care of yourself other than some imaginary competition for the opposite sex.

Unironically based. Eugenics are the road to the future of happy and prosperous mankind. If undesirables didn't bred, we'd not have the world plagued with people sick with all sorts of hereditary disorders. We've gotten to the point where having shit eyesight in your teens is accepted as a norm and people with glasses are considered "cute". What those whores don't understand though though is that more genetic code spreads through the female side. To compare, the X chromosome has about 800 protein coding genes, while the Y chromosome has 70. More genetic traits are propagated through females, which means that short, ugly and sick women should be headed for the same gas chamber short, ugly and sick men should.

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>incredibly ugly face and missing a bunch of teeth
>but my jaw juts out like 2 feet from my face
is the latter enough to make up for the former?

STOP IT STOP IT NOW GOY

GET OFF THAT COUCH

Y-YOU CAN'T DO THIS, YOU NEED TO BUY EXPENSIVE CLOTHES, G-GO TO THE GYM! START WORKING, NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME YOUR MONEY GOY, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? GOYIMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Height shitposting is a meme dude, everyone knows charisma trumps looks.

go back to resetera tranny

synderen is a truecel for sure

>tfw eyes/brow of slayer
>tfw told my gaze is too intense
What the fuck do I do? Besides stop being autistic

If we're trying to breed a healthier happier humanity our focus should be on intelligence, not height or any other physical attribute besides disease resistance.

This of course means every race except Asians possibly whites has to go

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It's over, external factors dictate your whole life. Just ldar boy

an actually good and informative video

>5'6"
>slayer
>balding from high test after a decade of athletics and competition
>zero sex drive
I win

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I love video games

Reminder that its a big cope
if you are sexy
women will aproach you no matter what

Good genes come in packages, people that are more beautiful, on average are also more intelligent and more healthy. Their good looks are an indication of those things.

Unfriendly reminder

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>Intelligence=Happiness

Lmao, the smarter you are the more existence itself terrifies you.

>possibly whites
There is objectively no reason to keep whites around
Asians are just better in every regard

I look like Haley Joel Osmond

except women don't love like men incel, you can look like Danny devito and get a 10 if you know what you're doing, something you would never know. Meanwhile men have developed a standard for beauty that is omnipresent in all artistic works barring those who try to shuck the trends. Hell the ok cupid data shows you just how wrong you are.

I don't know if that's true, can you think of any great scientists who were real lookers? Other than Hedy Lamarr.

I ate shit tons as a child (was fat). Still a manlet.

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Redpilled
Neet here, i just leech everyone because i hate everyone and the best thing is normies HAVE to pay for my fap sessions

Well, whites have done a lot more, for whatever reason.
They are only 2-4% dumber than asians and seem to have some sort of higher propensity for creative endeavors.

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>possibly whites
>P-P-PLEASE INCLUDE ME TOO! I'M ALMOST GOOD ENOUGH
Yikes, man. If you can't compete, don't pretend.

Define "sexy". How you "carry yourself" factors in too. Another reason lifting is good idea is because some exercises naturally improve posture.

Have sex

See

Cool BMW

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Imagine being an anime-obsessed NEET and thinking you count as "white". Fucking lmao.

>tfw acne scars

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there is no value in anything that does not aid in securing reproduction and the furthering of your genes
life is nothing more than a competition for the opposite sex and anything outside of that is biologically incorrect
looking good for any reason other than to pass on your genes is degenerate

Such weak cope

Why is it okay in society to mock a man for being short but not a woman for being fat?

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cope

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Why do people participate in a game where your success is entirely decided by factors beyond your control?

I wouldn't even pirate such a title

>even if you're ugly women will like you if you're not ugly
This is some next level bee yourself shit

Tesla. Niels Bohr was also alright. Pierre Curie was pretty much a GIGACHAD even when older.

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cuz fat women are hotter than short men

So what have you done? If you haven't contributed to your country's accomplishments, I must inquire you to kys.

nice reading comprehension.
approaching =/ like u retard.

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it doesn't matter that whites have done more historically, they objectively have less potential than a fully Asian society
lotta white boys coping hard that they aren't actually the master race

Tell that to every philosopher for the last 30 thousand years.

None of those people are even slightly good looking. That guy in the pic looks like a literal fucking goblin.