>username is completely lowercase
>username has numbers and/or characters
>username has twitch/youtube in it
Username is completely lowercase
Isaac Barnes
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
s000.tinyupload.com
youtu.be
imgur.com
i.4cdn.org
imgur.com
steamcommunity.com
boards.fireden.net
twitter.com
Mason Rivera
I agree with the three of them.
Also:
>Name is purposely misspelled because the proper one was taken
Thomas Gutierrez
>random adjective followed by random noun
"PeNgU1N oF d00m" tier.
Wyatt Hall
completely lowercase can be good
some names look retarded otherwise
Alexander Lee
>[BR]
>[RU]
>[UA]
Benjamin Sullivan
>Username is the real name
Nathan Johnson
I know, right?
Oliver Gonzalez
>mfw name on PSN is 4 letter word created when PSN first came out
>mfw got messages asking to buy account for thousands of dollars
Joshua Ramirez
>anonymous coward has Opinons about usernames
opinion discarded
Caleb Jackson
>Username has underscores for spaces
Colton Reyes
>join a lobby
>realize the host is streaming
Ian Murphy
>[adjective][noun][number]
I've had it since I was 11 and I can't bring myself to change it
Benjamin Ortiz
>anime profile pic
Samuel Torres
these tags trigger me thanks to 10 years of playing free to play games
Jason Rogers
My usual username is Craqcatoa, shit on it please
Andrew Bell
shut the fuck up, lowercase usernames are based
Brayden Parker
The best, easiest way to make people absolutely screaming mad on this website is to have the mildest possible thing to say (e.g. 'city builders are enjoyable if you have an hour or so to spend'), engage in polite conversation with people, and use a name to do so
start a timer for how long some retard starts machine-gunning (You)s with WHY ARE YOU USING A NAME THAT'S ILLEGAL THIS IS ANONYMOUS BOARD CULTUER!!!!
Cooper Gray
>my 10 year old niece is playing some dress up doll game about hollywood
>look at her username
>Xx_Shadow_LondonX or something like that
what the fuck, kiddo
Levi Ward
capital letters in their name is the most obvious sign of a shitter in any game
Elijah Price
How much exactly? Why didn't you take them up on them offers?
Noah Gutierrez
>username has u/ in it
Robert Allen
based and flipperpilled
Caleb Rogers
>username contains your real name
>username contains the word gaming
>username makes it totally obvious that user is female
Colton Gonzalez
>use an anonymous image board
>"i don't want anonymity, i want to be special!"
namefags being namefags
Oliver Baker
got em lol
Asher Bennett
>[AP]
you forgot to add this one
Caleb Thomas
>doxxing yourself on Yea Forums
not a good idea, especially when the first things to come up are roblox and icanhavecheezburger
Kayden Jackson
lowercase usernames are for tryhards and those who want to sound intellectual
Nicholas Wright
>join a lobby
>play game
>get a friend invite some time later
>lobby host sends me a link to a youtube video I ended up
>wasn't even asked for consent
David Watson
>gregor wrecks your shit so hard you make a thread about it
Jack Parker
All lowercase is kino, shut the fuck up
Asher Johnson
>username is just the players first name
Evan Campbell
>username is your nickname that's based off your real name
Hunter Nguyen
It's third world-tier.
Eli Allen
>Name is random household object in all lowercase
>Profile picture is royalty free png of said object
Ohohoho aren't you just Mr. Fucking Funny Man, I'm xding so fucking hard right now bro
Isaiah Peterson
As long as you use the name for meme purpose it's fine in my book.
You know people don't get mad about that, and that most namefags do it for a completely different reason.
Asher Ross
rent free
Michael Hall
>NIGGERFAGGOT has joined the game.
>NIGGERFAGGOT has been permanently banned.
Nicholas Richardson
>username ends in 666
Isaac Brooks
Dunno, most Americans seem to begin their names with a capital letter
Jacob Hall
Yea Forums are a bunch of pussies. They won't do anything.
Anthony Davis
Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.
Isaac Morris
It's aesthetic as fuck. Makes it look more harmonic. Capital letters disturb the flow.
Anthony Butler
Yeah, i guess I wouldn't care if I lived in a shithole in mexico and had a bunch of garbage rage comics to my name, eh hombre?
Isaac Robinson
based gregor
Anthony Green
>Username is completely original and is related to your zodiac sign but not completely apparent to others
Evan Martinez
>username is him and his ''girlfriend'' who play together in every server
Connor Richardson
imagine being so assmad at your own pathetic existence you rage because people didn’t capitalize one letter
Noah Carter
>>username has twitch in it
Alexander Mitchell
lowercase usernames are an aesthetic, you just don't get it
Jace Cox
>Video joins Team Blue
>Radio Star joins Team Red
Anthony James
t. autistic tryhard
Landon Thompson
Robert Lee
>>username is completely lowercase
There is nothing wrong with this and it is in fact superior to ALL CAPS, Capitalized, camelCase, and xBoXLivEciRCa2008.
Blake Gonzalez
pablohernandez2006
Grayson Kelly
>username is my phone number
Charles Myers
>username is two names seperated by a "&"
>user refers to themselves as "we"
Kevin Richardson
>meme purpose
What? I like to talk on this website and post in threads like anybody else. All I'm saying is that it gets some brain-problems-haver extremely mad when you use a name to do so, and there's absolutely no reason besides 'stop that i dont like it'.
Angel Roberts
>Username is too short for some games so I have to add numbers
Liam Gray
>implying that I don't use a lowercase username myself
Owen Garcia
nothing will ever beat xXdark_sasuke_420Xx
Blake Morales
>NIGGERFAGGOT has joined the game.
>NIGGERFAGGOT has been permanently banned.
>FIGGERNAGGOT has joined the game
Lucas Reyes
can't tell if this is ironic but i still cringed hard at this tumblr post
Caleb Brown
Literally the only option.
John Gomez
cuck? is that you?
Logan Rodriguez
why did you post with my name? please change it to prevent confusion
Jason Bennett
>pablogaming007|LootCase.gg
Joshua Roberts
>Username is a shitty pun
>Username is a pop culture reference
>Username is just the name of a character/boss in a game you liked
People advertising their streams as their usernames are the fucking worst though. I go for them first every time.
Brandon Clark
Capitalization is obviously more tryhard, it's an extra key
Xavier James
>Mr.ListertheSisterFister has joined the game
Daniel Evans
This. It's the most pleasant to the eye
Jaxon Wright
I'm mike ... and so are you.
Jose Fisher
XMetalGearX
Ryan Reyes
REGGINTAF
Jace Perry
Carson Gomez
>lootcase.gg
why do people do this? shit seems mainly oriented towards CSGO yet i see this names popping up in every game
Daniel Hall
>game turns your name into all caps anyway
Chase Rivera
>mfw ive been using the same username for over a literal decade now
Christian Ward
I made an entire list of all the things that are unnacceptable in a username.
s000.tinyupload.com
No, I am not autistic.
Owen Green
>username is derived from boss I liked but is too different to be recognized
Does that count?
Hunter Powell
they get paid like 50 cents every month for advertising
Cooper Hernandez
>username is a sequence of random numbers/letters with no particular significance
Isaiah Moore
>[historic figure] has joined the game
>they roleplay as said person without ever breaking character and have extended background information on them
Nolan Fisher
>Username is just the name of a character/boss in a game you liked
That's cool though
Owen Jackson
>Lister'sSistertheFisterResister has dominated Mr.ListertheSisterFister
Michael Myers
>Username is one a WoW private server name generator on character creation spit out and I just stuck with it despite going by several other names before.
Ryan Hall
>yfw your username gets you doxxed
Luis Mitchell
>2010 minecraft
>IBREAKURSHIT has joined the server
>he starts breaking peoples shit
Hudson Cruz
Capitalized name with a period at the end is Kino.
Josiah Bennett
>F2P shit launches
>steal Naruto, Sephiroth, Cloud, Chocolate, Bunny and whatever else is popular
>never log in again
Kevin Thomas
>"Sephiroth" is a cool username
Really, user?
Sebastian Morgan
wtf is happening to my computer
Ryan Taylor
>USERNAME IS ALL CAPS
Lucas Perez
I knew a guy who went by Giygas for a few years.
Easton Scott
my username in every game is matt
John Davis
>Penguin
>Adjective
Luke Rogers
Jonathan Cook
hi matt
Gabriel Jones
>Samuel Adams has joined the game
>Samuel Adams: fuck u stupid fag
Connor Martinez
he's saying it's on the same level as the name "penguin of doom" you fucking retard
Jaxson Collins
>whenever I sss a twitch name I start spamming racial slurs to get them banned
Alexander Smith
Friend request sent
Gabriel Green
yes, THEY're the crazy irrational ones
Hunter Brooks
>not naming yourself after whatever is in front of you at the time
Spaghetti_Leftovers reporting in
Daniel Hughes
>username has capitals in it
>username has real name in it
Aiden Green
based matt
James Howard
>Username is real name followed by 2 digit birth year.
My idiot brother was using this for who knows how long.
Brody Bell
>That Guy
Parker Gomez
wtf why didn't they ban you for yours?
rest in piece RockHardCockinHand
Brody Young
>creampie_kaiserroll joined the game
Caleb Morales
>dad's name on battlefield 1942 was xXxGENGISKHANxXX
I never knew my dad was a edgelord
Angel Jones
>reading comprehension
Gabriel Robinson
?????
What the fuck is this post?
Joseph Garcia
>username begins and ends with xXx
Brandon Perry
>that guy that names himself something in character/universe to the game he's playing as to not ruin the immersion
Absolutely based
James Jenkins
>hispanic first name followed by number
Grayson Rodriguez
>twitch tv / username in a shitty player's name
>tab out and look up their channel on switch
>0-3 viewers, no subscribers, yet somehow hundreds of hours worth of saved streams
>tab back in, call them out on it, they start seething
>inevitable "this isn't even my main channel, bro!"
>they get angry and leave
yikes, every single time. why do people like this stream?
William Smith
>>username is completely lowercase
it's me
Brandon Ramirez
My dad’s favorite usernames were: Tickle Pickle, Love Taco and Count Kevorkian.
Camden Nelson
>user uses otherkin animal/creature name in their handle
Target acquired.
John Anderson
This was my runescape account.
Andrew Nelson
he sounds pretty based
Bentley Rogers
Your dads gay
Levi Morales
>rap name generator username
Blake Green
The duality of man.
Ryder Reed
>Name is purposely misspelled because the proper one was taken
AHHHH I HATE THIS
Jeremiah Ward
>xyzFan##
Brandon Lee
>you were killed by a herd of ducks
Dylan Morris
What if you cant use spaces when making the username?
Luis Gutierrez
Some stupid cunt called mike apparently
Christopher Morris
Gavin Roberts
What are you supposed to do if your names taken
Angel Martinez
>choose username DROP TABLE ;
>server goes offline
Cameron Perry
based
Brandon Brooks
>my username is a combination of my own nickname and my internet friend's nickname
Daniel Roberts
You already found a unicorn finding a game that allows ; in a username
Isaiah Thomas
>choose username :(){:|:;}:
>game drops to 1 FPS
Leo Brown
>username is completely lowercase
what is wrong with this if it is one word
Ethan Gutierrez
>username has an animal in it
Joseph Gonzalez
>Go to random Readme
>Copy chunk out of it
>Set at username for a few months before doing it again
Texture replacement ID bugfix has joined the game
Andrew Adams
XIV players have some top tier names
I've met a Rich Piana and a Billy Herrington
Brayden Jackson
>username is purposefully stupid and ridiculous to fuck with people and occasionally make conversation
Horsefugger123 gets people talking about horsefucking more often than you think
Juan King
I ran this in a .bat file and now my performance in Sekiro went up by 15 FPS. Crazy, thanks dude
Logan Baker
>not using your surname for your username
Joshua Davis
>username is two words with a space in between
Henry Lopez
holy shit, you're running a from game at 16fps?!
Xavier Harris
shenmue is great you fucking subhuman
Asher Taylor
>Hay Zeus
Luis Taylor
Kek. I'll admit, I like to see usernames that just make me think "...what"
Mason Lee
not much of fan huh?
Hudson Murphy
Computer Monitor isn't a cool name.
Hudson Young
I wanted the true console experience
Brayden Miller
>not going out of your way to fuck with them
Juan Evans
spoiling someone else's enjoyment out of pure spite is wrong
Ayden Johnson
>Oldfat Baldguy
based
James Diaz
>Lawful Good
Noah Campbell
I would just leave. They don't deserve to make money off of my participation. If everyone left every game with a streamer they'd have no one to play with, or maybe even nothing to play. No money = no HRT
Nathan Wood
i don't understand
Austin Walker
>user is a game engine + number
Landon Nelson
>all the lowercase betas in this thread
Sad...
Joshua Mitchell
The most effective way to spot underage.
Wyatt Walker
Eres de México? also based krakatoa
Charles Martinez
I'm pretty sure the viewers and yourself would enjoy it, only person who wouldn't would be the faggot recording himself drewling over a keyboard trying to entertain 12 year olds.
Thomas Gray
hownew.ru
Jonathan Phillips
What if I type my username in all lowercase because I'm so old I can't even give a shit anymore about stylizing a fucking username
Eli Allen
What's the matter with the nickname all in lowercase or all caps?
Jose Johnson
>the faggot recording himself drewling over a keyboard trying to entertain 12 year olds
turn your monitor on
Isaac Gutierrez
All lowercase is fine. All caps makes you seem like a screaming retard though.
Henry Miller
>Join server
>See a couple with Mr. & Mrs. ______
>They run around up each other's ass
>The Mrs. always sucks and is always in a support role
This shit gets me rolling anytime i see it, especially on console.
William Peterson
why the fuck would you want your username to have proper capitalization?
it looks gay desu
Parker Hernandez
>All lowercase is fine
Good, always used my nick in all lowercase
Luis Mitchell
>All lowercase is fine
makes you look like a mega faggot when compared to all caps
Christian Thomas
It's funny cause you typed in all lowercase lmao
Cooper Robinson
>username is your phone number
Dominic Foster
F
Brody Foster
it's only based when i do it
Luke Cooper
>username is literally "We"
Brayden Johnson
t. mega faggot
Eli Rivera
>[USMC]
lmfao talk about being a degenerate
Julian Lee
>moe anime profile pic
Jose Turner
i know you are but what am i?
Isaiah Russell
dumb frogposter
Justin Roberts
>username is five letters from when xbox live launched
>bought ps4 and added 3000 to the end
>regret being a number fag ever since
Psn name changes when
Michael Moore
>not having your own art as avatar
lmao faggot
Luis Perry
dumber moeshitter
Tyler Lee
>username is a pornstars name
Liam Foster
>username is your social security number
>post id is your social security number
Dylan Cook
that's based though
Aiden Bailey
A name that works in allcaps is dope as hell. Most just look like shit.
Wyatt Wilson
>Red Team:
>megagoku18 [BR]
>Fuzzypaws_OwO
>john
>Spliffmaster420
>Blue Team:
>robloxian6
>xXTwilightSparkleXx
>бopщ_чeлoвeк [RU]
>Bob
Lucas Brooks
you're a NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Easton Powell
>usual user name has number at the end of it
>there's a back story for it
Jace Martin
Spectating:
>big gay retard homo clown nobody likes
Adrian Richardson
Ayden Cox
My Tribes Ascend name was Time4Chili for exactly this reason
John White
>username is your social security number
>tag line is your full address
Wyatt Brooks
nobody cares about the number of times you sucked off the burly neighbour dad
Brayden Davis
>Username is a common word used in conversation
>literally can never utter said word ever again without accidentally calling their attention first
Austin Ortiz
>implying he was burly
Chase Reed
DOH!!!!!
Isaac Collins
Wow shit taste, user
Juan Reed
based and underappreciated
Isaac Gonzalez
lowercase is aesthetic
fite me
Jack Peterson
Brayden Brooks
>play online game
>opponent as a strikingly similar username to you
>end up in a 1v1 against him
Carson Jones
i'd want gayboy on my team
you just know he'd be all focus all the time. no prisoners.
Josiah Foster
were you searching youtube for 'gay boy'
William Williams
>Username is in another language
>Non-roman alphabet
Christian Evans
>obscure animanga profile pic
Noah Myers
I did see a pretty top tier one yesterday
Gabriel Morgan
>username has sneed in it
Austin Cox
>fight over my name with 4 different people for nearly a decade now
>people that know me think im the others
>have had to explain on numerous occasions that im not a furry artist because of it
you dont know war like i do
Henry Richardson
"halo 2 gay boy"
Oliver Watson
give us the name user
James Diaz
>Completely lowercase
The people you should avoid are those who speak in faux-apathetic lowercaps at all times. To be clear, I'm not talking about people who speak without grammar in game in order to get their messages out faster. I'm talking about those who sit down to compose an image board post with all the time in the world and willfully choose to omit punctuation and capitalization. They are not doing this to save time. In fact, they may take additional time to redact habitual grammar from their posts.
Their motivation for this style of posting is simple. They are trying to present an aura of apathy. They want to communicate: "I don't care about anything, least of all the rules of grammar." The reason they work so hard to cultivate this image of emotional invulnerability is because they are, in actual fact, extremely emotional and unstable people. If you become close to them you will catch glimpses of the volatility lurking beneath their patchwork mask of cool indifference. The lowercaps poster will silently catalog transgressions you have in its eyes committed. You will only become aware of them during the rare tantrum blowups that characterize these people. They must be avoided for your own good. The faux-apathetic lowercaps posters really could not be more pathetic.
Landon Ross
sir, this is a wendy's
Henry Wood
I love this pasta
Leo King
Seriously op is a faggot and mad his name was already taken in lower case
Charles Jackson
nigger
Caleb Kelly
your post is only extra proof that lowercase babbies are tryhards. look how you sperg out when someone calls your name shit
Zachary Morales
For the last ten years my usernames have been taken from that one real life piklopedia supermarket advert, where e.g. carrots are called "cinammon johnnies". I wish I could find the image again.
Adrian Ramirez
Thats some nice aldente pasta.
James Adams
I laughed way harder than I should have.
Justin Barnes
imagine is the best pasta
Sebastian Foster
Adam Wilson
>username contains trivial information about you
for example
>John the gamer
>ThatAmericanDude
>Fishlover69
no name makes me cringe harder
Also
>name contains royal or flattering title
>King/Emperor/Lord (normal username)
instant giveaway of an inferiority complex, im not joking
Jaxson Ward
That's the one but there's an even bigger one that inspired me the most.
Landon Powell
Carrots are dirt rockets you fucking moron, baka user
Liam Clark
You just know the guy on the other end is a fat fuck when their username has food in it.
Ayden Wood
the one he posted is from that series
imgur.com
Justin Morales
I use error code-looking name, especially on MMOs where everything vaguely meaningful is taken in the first hour.
Error 418 by default, but even that one is often taken.
I liked BDO just for the family name + char name combo, I could made it really look like the server was having some trouble loading my character.
Adrian Jones
Yeah well if you had read my post you would have noticed I lost the image meaning I couldn't check anyway the carrots are next to the eggs so obviously my memory conflated the two.
Cooper Perry
my next username will be cuminhard and the last 2 digits of this post
Elijah Foster
>username has "HD" in it
And for zoomers
>username has "4K" in it
Jayden Diaz
ok grandpa
Colton Jackson
I once had Yard Meat as my steam name
Daniel Brooks
I'm just taking the piss, user
Brody Evans
These are all 10/10 usernames
Jose Moore
>friend who still plays wow to this day has a bunch of fucking retarded names like this like
>sefaroth
>sinarius
>cratos
>various spellings of "acheron" ackaron acharon etc
>nellowangelo
its always bothered me
Nathaniel Cox
I use numbers in my usernames unironically
Cooper Morgan
>username is a move from a fighting game
Nathan Garcia
My psn name has three royal titles in it but you probably think i have s mentsl illness
Lucas Richardson
>mega_faggot892 (no sound)
>mega_faggot892 (new pc)
>mega_faggot892 (on vacation)
>mega_faggot892 (away for 10 mins)
Asher Anderson
>Nate Higgers has joined the game.
Jayden Peterson
im just curious, why this thread has so many comments, people care about nicknames that much?
Jace Torres
>firstname.lastname
Wyatt Perez
>nameXX
>XX = 2 digits that signify their birth year
Kayden Morales
>random vowel replaced with x
Daniel Thompson
Most people on Yea Forums are bitter autists and will nitpick pretty much everything they can find to shit on people.
Easton Hernandez
yes
i carefully made mine up to be as phonetically balanced and pleasing at the same time, using my imagination for it to not be too advanced and hard to understand
Whenever I see some stupidly simple, trivial and unimaginative shit pop up on my screen I can think nothing else than how dumb that person probably is irl
>Emperor N
>TimTheTatMan
>FrankieOnPc
>SamTheDutchGuy
>ThatGermanGuy
>LoliLover1488
It's like caring about fitness and then being overly critical that other people don't put in the same effort in their presentation as you do
Gavin Hall
Samuel Gutierrez
t. xXxSephiroth95xXx and CloudStrife-_-
Cameron Hernandez
Thanks for proving me right, user
Adam Harris
>passthejuice88 has joined the server
Christian Ward
>username is a very suspicious link
Benjamin Miller
Christopher Allen
>username is completely lowercase
>username has numbers
Yep. I still don't regret it.
Ethan Bell
>comments
go back, faggot.
Lincoln Hughes
I take my name from whatever bar or restaurant I like at the time
Brandon Sullivan
>DIGGERNICK has joined the game
Still makes me laugh cause it works as an actual name.
Blake Kelly
This
Jace Price
my username is an Xbox 360 Randomly generated Username that just stuck.
you forgot:
>[KOR]
Nicholas Johnson
John Gomez
based, i do the exact same, any twitch subhumans should be griefed on sight
Jeremiah Brooks
>ESPORTSTEAM_faggot 1 has joined the game
>ESPORTSTEAM_faggot 2 has joined the game
>ESPORTSTEAM_faggot 3 has joined the game
Justin Sanchez
>username has those emoji hearts in it
John Ortiz
>i hate niggers connected
>i hate niggers: hey guys have you subscribed to pewdiepie yet?
Bentley Cruz
how does it do that loop?
Angel Rogers
reminds me of this
Levi Bailey
420weedwizardYT
John Myers
>not having ttv in your name just to make people absolutely fucking lose their minds when they lose to you
I don't even have a twitch account and I get people screaming at me all the time. It's fantastic.
Dominic Gonzalez
>xX_LinkinPark93BR_Xx has joined the server
Thomas Stewart
>username with a full stop at the end
>username in the current year with some _-{epic}-_ decoration around it
>™
you're just outing yourself as a fucking german
Caleb Hughes
I'm glad FFXIV's naming system doesn't allow numbers in peoples' names, though that still doesn't stop some from being uncreative
Levi Phillips
twitch.tv/zylpherenuis
who want some random steam games?
Landon Ross
>username is anonymous
Nathaniel Roberts
I'm German and I nobody I knew did this shit
The only dead giveaway is really when they use ^^, :D or xD in chat. It seems like a meme but it's true, I don't know why but it just has been a thing since fucking 2003 and people never stopped somehow. German are really autistic when it comes to change.
Mason Powell
>Gregor
Kayden Turner
>ray12a
what’s the problem now
Jaxon Rivera
All the usernames I wanted for steam were taken so I just added a "_" at the end of mine.
Charles Butler
I made my username 11 years ago. I can't get rid of it now.
Ryder Thompson
>(NO MIC)
>(NO SOUND)
>(NO MONITOR)
Luke Hernandez
I just wanted to let you guys know about this joke I heard about Oedipus and Midas;
It's motherfucking gold
Jack Wood
Proceed with CRAB 17.
Caleb Morgan
Fuck off twitch subhuman
Ian Hall
Ayden Hernandez
>(B-day in 6 days)
Adrian Gomez
>pewdiepie subscriber telling another streamer to fuck off
Kek
Aaron Williams
Not this time, Bog.
William Young
>pewdiepie subscriber
Implying i would subscribe to an animal whose only demographic is zoomoid animals
Samuel Morales
dömp eet
Charles Wood
>username isn't r@ygold
Luke Peterson
kill it! kill it!
Cameron Gomez
reminds me of that one guy who looked like this reading a weird children's book about queer stuff or gender or something
Jacob Reed
Robert Williams
yeah, you guys always do things at least 3 times.
Jackson Williams
I always use [PTHC] as a tag; shit's cash as fuck.
James Adams
>implying You aren't already
Don't lie bitch.
Ryder Kelly
>Join their stream
>see that they have like 5 people watching them
>fuck with them in game
>hear their delicious salt as they seethe and try to make their viewers think you're some kind of tryhard basement dwelling virgin
Kayden Lopez
oh u
Gaben could learn from us.
Levi Miller
>>username contains your real name
I do this because I have an incredibly rare name so people would never assume
Angel Cruz
200 iq bait
Jacob Campbell
I use a cool sounding four letter name from a furry porn comic I read when I was 14 and nobody suspects a thing.
Samuel Martin
NOMAP is the hot new meme, especially if you add some AoA shit in your bio
Jeremiah Murphy
Completely lowercase names are for patricians only
Ian Bell
>Person posts username on Yea Forums trying to get a bf
Jeremiah Allen
>Today kids, we have the 43rd Demon of the Ars Goetia, Marquis Sabnock, with us here today to read you a fairytale about the joys of raising pet worms in your enemies gangrenous wounds and the wonders of sexual reassignment surgery!
Daniel Carter
lol
Ryan Gonzalez
>TTV
oh fuck off
Levi Barnes
>No money = no HRT
wat
Evan Edwards
>Chinese players that only use numbers
I've always liked it I don't know why
John Watson
>username is completely lowercase
that's me
I name all my characters properly though
Jackson Perez
>person
trannies are barely people tbqh
Dominic Howard
no wait, nvm i think it was some youtube channel that it reminded me of
Ian Baker
>>username has numbers and/or characters
Letters are characters, idiot.
David Young
this is some schizo paranoia if I've ever seen it
Jason Reed
I told you I'm NOT WATCHING Contrapoints, fuck off
Dominic Lopez
>person's name is Master Hero Samurai
Seriously?
Zachary Fisher
Yeah, we're all gonna cringe at you xD
How do you like that? You're so cringey! Criiiiiinge!
Anthony Martin
t. craqatoa
Ryan Rodriguez
Brody Hernandez
>play ESO
>username is Todd Howard
>get banned
Wow! Thanks Todd!
Asher Perry
>jose.hernandez.2009
Ok yeah haha you're pretending to be a 10 year old mexican oh you're so epic and original
Owen Cruz
>BigFan01234
He's a big fan.
Anthony Butler
for
Dominic Kelly
>Buy-My-Game not allowed
They know
Christopher Mitchell
you
Joshua Nguyen
I shouldn't have laughed but I did.
Blake Ortiz
>using the word literally; whether it be ironic or not.
go eat some skub
Parker Young
WHY ARE YOU USING A NAME THAT'S ILLEGAL THIS IS ANONYMOUS BOARD CULTUER!!!!
Jack Reyes
Aaron Lopez
Fuck off anti-skub scum
Mason Green
very nice
one job
Justin Nelson
>username is a greek god
Why don't normalfags ever care about actually cool mythology?
Levi Butler
my username is pesado
how do i feel about it?
Daniel Sanders
>My Little Pony avatar
Michael Murphy
I'm sorry I'm late
Ryder Butler
GET THE FUCK OUT MY BOARD
Noah White
everytime i see someone with youtube/twitch/gaming somewhere in the username i specifically focus on them and ruin their day by making them lose and teabagging.
if im gonna be seen by a dumb youtuber or streamer and their thousands of dumb zoomer fans im gonna make myself an alpha
Grayson Rodriguez
Aiden Jones
>trying to act tough on Yea Forums
Holy shit summer came early
Levi Morgan
Just look at most of the retards on /vg/
specifically the /scp/ discord
imgur.com
Juan Gray
t. crakatoa
Luke Rivera
My username is Jet Jaguar
Pleb or no?
Luke Rogers
I miss playing secret lab with Yea Forums.
Eli Jenkins
"Communities" that stem from Yea Forums are always 100% pure unadultered cancer. Same shit with Yea Forumsermin. Yikes.
Oliver Smith
furry/10
Carson Murphy
>xXD1rty-Pl@teXx
Jacob Rogers
Yea Forums lingo off of Yea Forums makes me face go sour every time.
Jeremiah Wood
>username has numbers
Not my fault some nigger stole my username.
Dominic Collins
>username based on best character in his series
Carson Young
based and mechapilled
Luke Howard
>Have same name for years
>Faggots start stealing and using it
Joshua Ross
Every /vg/ discord is trash, this is from the war thunder discord
Camden Sullivan
>username is completely lowercase
often the most skilled players desu
Robert Morris
>Was about to settle on a new username for something
>As I go to type it i I realize that everyone will just call me "Lag" since those are the first three letters
>Start all over
Levi Lopez
IT'S NOT FAIR
Caleb Jones
in the te of steam before the steam store, if you changed your name in steam and not in some games (tfc I'm pretty sure) it would give you underscores ingame
Nathan Lewis
>username has more than 3 numbers
>username is a meme
Landon Roberts
ten out of ten
Noah Evans
That artist definitely didn't practice drawing Lara at all
0/10 would sue
Juan Cruz
>USERNAME ISN'T IN ALL CAPITALS
James Phillips
>the first letter of their name isn't capitalized
My hate for you is like a truck
Jose Butler
Surua, is that you?
Jacob Anderson
capital letters belong on paper
Hunter Rivera
Who would be the better player, Moonfur Thewolf or Gabriel Deathsaber?
Elijah Foster
>username is word in their native language
Lincoln Baker
>Russian letters only
>Makes it impossible to read or pronounce
>Enemy is full of Russian names
>Can't tell team mates to focus one because you can't read or pronounce their names.
Jeremiah Hughes
iheartcock?
Zachary Ramirez
>Search up own username
>Find nothing
>Check second page
>Find an old rape quest I ran for /tg/ once
Can't win 'em all.
Andrew Hernandez
>playing any fps game
>игopь тpecкин on their team
>destroying everyone with blatant cheats
Colton Walker
Let me guess,
Your profile pic is a skull?
Christian Edwards
>use same name for everything
>if someone googles my name they'd be able to find out so much information about me
>try to come up with new name
>end up using the same one anyway
its scary honestly I want to delete all traces and I wish I could stop defaulting to my go to
im lucky its usually available though
Leo Williams
>username is original, clever, and subtle
David Phillips
>>username is completely lowercase
Based
>>username has numbers and/or characters
Double based
As long as theres no camelCase it doesn't matter what username someone uses.
Jonathan Wilson
name 1 name
Julian Morgan
>Profile picture is pic-related.
Jack Gutierrez
my user name is literally my real name
how chad is that?
Dylan Jenkins
Based
Jacob Cook
based as fuck
Grayson Cruz
Depends. Is your name Chad? Then it's 100% chad. If not then it's a bit less chad.
Leo Flores
Fuck off, King Emperor Lord. Nobody likes you.
Owen Kelly
I wish I was as cool as you...
Blake Cruz
>that illogical post
t. ranny
Jacob Wilson
i kinda wish this would happen to me because nothing unusual happens when i play, shit's uneventful
Logan Kelly
based mike
Chase Morris
>be 16 year old on Yea Forums
>follow some streamer no one has heard of on twitter
>take a twitte screenshot of what is clearly ironic shitposting
>post it on Yea Forums and say nothing
thanks very much
Isaac Bailey
Jayden Ward
>not making characters with porn artist names
>not making characters with porn artist names and relevant meme race / class / gender combos
Come on now, live a little.
Christian Adams
My money's on lord lucifer
Kayden Campbell
>some streamer no one has heard of
Eli Lopez
>his steam username isn't his work email address
It's like you're not even trying.
Eli Cruz
>Is your name Chad?
what if my name is Shad?
Landon Ross
there's a guy who posts on Yea Forums all the time and brags about how much money he gives to that streamer
Eli Jackson
William Moore
If Garterbelt doesn't have an afro you're trash.
Tyler Russell
Angel Watson
that is one short looking 18 year old
Ryder Smith
>playing WOW
i log in every year and a bit to fuck around and do quests while afk watching some shit on second monitor.
if im feeling really frisky i may even buy supscription for a month to go past level 40 and do some basic dungeons and shit while still afk and watching shit (i've played hunter 80% of the time for i dunno 12 years or some shit, although they keep fucking with it i know what im supposed to do in terms of move order)
i wanted to ask, how can you stand to level up that much? i get bored almost instantly.
even when playing different classes or race, as soon as i get flying mount and head to the outlands i just stop being bothered about leveling, and put the game down till next time i feel an itch to AFK and quest, some years later
Wyatt Lewis
>username is your addres
fuck you 1804 English Colony Dr, Laplace, LA 70068, EUA
Jeremiah Kelly
>watamote profile pic
Nolan Wilson
OH NONONONONONNO
HAHAHAAHHA
Jeremiah Bailey
>username is completely lowercase
>angry he doesn't have a one word, all lowercase, unique username
ponchato here
get wrecked, nerd.
10/10, red and basedpilled
Henry Carter
>Non-roman alphabet
>the game uses a diferent font for it
Daniel Reyes
>the font is XBOX HUGE for some reason
every fucking time
Xavier Johnson
oh oh sorry allow me to explain
you have to be 18 to post here
ergo, the potential of knowing a streamer is already not great, and definitely not great for a popular female streamer, on Yea Forums of all places.
the thing about chaturbate streamers and prostitutes is that you DONT remember their name.
if you're the kind of guy that does remember their names then hey thats your thing i guess
Julian Williams
this didnt even happen once
Samuel Walker
this honestly, these faggots are some of the most insufferable, on the same level as discord tr*nnies
Ethan Murphy
I had a friend who legitimately said "That Feel When" all the time. Fucking kill me.
Angel Ross
Good one matt
Hunter Wright
heavy
Benjamin Anderson
its gay
Caleb Hughes
idk what the fuck you're trying to say but i can already tell you got some schizo problems
Liam Clark
Some gays are also aesthetic as fuck. They dress better than straight dudes.
Not including attentionwhoring deviant freaks from gay parades of course.
Jaxon Parker
Here's your average mentally ill brony from /vg/ /scp/ and /mlp/
steamcommunity.com
boards.fireden.net
Luke Davis
Tfw I'm the only one on steam with my username.
Feels fucking good
Jace Lee
>username has FPS in it
>he's trash
every time
Thomas Morris
means you're fat
Lincoln Jenkins
>Major part of video games
>Over time you patterns emerge
>People want to see if others also found similar patterns
wow its almost as if there are people who value interacting with others here and not just see it as a place to vent their anger
Andrew Reed
nuh uh
Michael Kelly
>username has numbers
I do that because I was born on Friday the 13th lol
Nathan Cooper
yuh uh
John Watson
>clantag is Top3
>always top3
It’s me
Joseph Rodriguez
no
Ryan Edwards
yes
Jayden Sanders
okay :3
Michael Mitchell
>username has "family" at the end
Josiah Roberts
>username is something like puhc or w912394527
>top frags anyways
Alexander Peterson
you look and sound like a faggot
who the fuck does a finger gun in their avatar
autists, that's who
Nathaniel Hall
>he does the soiboy face in his youtube thumbnails
Hunter Campbell
>username is completely lowercase
this is aesthetic as fuck
OP probably uses proper nouns or tried to combine two words he likes lma0
Jacob Scott
My user name is just my fucking first name and it makes the salt tastier when I body xXTheDarKFagXx or other similar edgy names
Evan Cooper
>person puts ttv or twitch in their name
>go to their channel
>not streaming
Why advertise
Adam Clark
>Floridaboi
holy shit that faggot is so insufferable, I came back from a long break to play the 079 patch and god damn some real fucking queers started playing, but he was definitely at the top of the list. Annoying cunt.
Bentley Davis
he's not as bad as niggerfaggot or whatever his name is
Jonathan Carter
>user has 3 alt profiles
>all the same adjective/noun/name/etc
>all spelt different like a ghetto ass black girl named Uneeq/youneek/uniqe
Colton Walker
cool story bro
Jackson Peterson
interesting but i feel this way about those that do the opposite aka you
gottem bitch
Easton Gonzalez
worst experience i ever had was playing SCP with these faggots and hearing shit like "nah dont kill X he's hilarous", which by itself is already gay as fuck
but then you get there and its either:
some dickhead with a soundboard, or
some faggot who thinks he is pewdiepie
Angel Morris
fuck you super kami guru
Adam Walker
>inb4 it's god emperor trump
Jaxson Rivera
But that’s exactly what you are lmao
Daniel Sanchez
mr.bones/nigmode
Jace Kelly
>username is x the hedgehog
Brody Gray
>Buy-my-game
Aiden Hill
>guys hit on you for having a girly username
Ian Stewart
yeah, that's the one
Ethan Long
>gays hit on you for having a guy username
Josiah Harris
My name has been Banakori for years
Parker Perez
>implying some twitch streamer should be known by everyone
This site is for 18+ only
Jaxson Bennett
>FFXIV
>Smash
Faggot.
Brandon Hernandez
Storytime?
Ryan Cooper
That may be, but I’m used to being a pleb so whatever
Gabriel Johnson
nice
Levi Foster
Rate my usernames
MineShaftHero for MC and Steam
WARBOYsquish for everything else
Noah Rogers
>character names are lore friendly spins on player's nick
Wyatt Hill
the jungian thing?