Since you all just love posting obviously fake leaks, just put all of them in here. Be as "My uncle works at Nintendo" as possible.
Nintendo Direct Fake Leak thread
Luke Anderson
Brandon Mitchell
mario
Adrian Lewis
luigi
Oliver Sanchez
peach
Grayson Garcia
vitamin killer
Anthony Russell
waluigi
Adam Cox
bowser
Daniel Young
Nigger
Jaxson Ross
bowser
Jordan Clark
Pic of the upcoming direct
Landon Russell
the earthbound trillogy is getting a port
more info on mario maker, including the smb2 style
omori is coming to switch instead of the 3ds
bayonetta 3 info
new punch-out
secret of mana in smash
Jaxson Ross
I believe this
Jose Morgan
Luke Nguyen
Iwata will come back and announce a Mother 3 remake for Switch that he's secretly been working on.
It was just a prank bro.
Ian Hall
>RPG Maker game
>having the infrastructure to support consoles
Grayson Gonzalez
Nathan Drake in Smash
Wyatt Baker
Pikmin 4 will work with LABO VR, it doesn’t do anything really just gives you a new way to look at the map/some extra gimmicky camera angles. It’s pretty though, and you can do the whole game that way.
They will also tease
LABO VR compatibility with ARMS, a Pokémon Snap shovelware game, and F-Zero
Jose Long
There will be a totally awesome switch pro and a totally LAME switch lite.
Grayson Sullivan
>VR F-Zero
Seizureriffic!
Evan Allen
wii rpgs last story and pandora's tower will get switch remasters
Brandon Sanchez
Fine I’ll do possible leaks than take credit if any come true 1. Doomguy will be in smash, MARIO kart 9 will be a surprise fall release 2. The hd Switch will get a re release of botw
3. Splatoon 3 and arms 2 will get the usher at the same time the hd switch is
Charles Perry
Gameplay of Joker will be shown for smash bros.
Blake Campbell
This isn’t even prediction this is gonna be true the lite switch will basically be a ds
Juan Allen
FFXV is coming exclusively to switch pro and Nintendo is funding the cancelled DLC. GTAV never ever though.
Ryder Murphy
big maring
Zachary Nguyen
Miyamoto has his own presentation at one of the theatres, Part way throughout the direct it will cut to him. Miyamoto will walk onto the stage and greet everyone. He will then place the last remaining copy of each F-Zero game and destroy them with a ordinary hammer live on stage. When he is done, it will cut back to the direct.
Angel Cooper
The Nintendo Switch Anvil will be powered by Nvidia's experimental chipset that developers can use for additional power or and all unsupported Anvil titles will double in resolution without the need to update.
Ethan Cox
Amitie is going to be announced during the next direct along with Puyo Puyo Fever 3.
Daniel Ross
Every tournament running melee will be banned and any one still playing that game will be shot on sight by Nintendo security, hungrybox will be hunted like a dog in the street
Aaron Foster
Bandana Dee confirmed alongside a new Kirby Game just called "Bandana" who is a gritty cinematic adventure, pre order bonuse is a function that lets you skip the gameplay, so you can only watch the cinematics.
Parker Kelly
False lee, Bandana dee will be a gritty faux sequel to max pain as bandana has seen his career in the police force slowly end as no one needs a door busting tough cop anymore, bandana goes rogue shooting his previous co workers as he finds out about their corruption
Ian Lee
>direct is hosted by doug bowser
>reggie breaks in at the very end
>announces that mother 3 is available on the eshop RIGHT NOW
William Harris
Wyatt Kelly
Ryan Jenkins
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Charles Baker
good post