I can't believe this guy had sex

I can't believe this guy had sex.

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for the sake of his research he will do anything

I can, but not with a woman.

when will Yea Forums understand that not everyone is supposed to have sex and reproduce?

He's fictional, you arent.

>powerful
>probably wealthy
>tall
>buff
Doesn't seem that hard to imagine

Right, the losers of society will never have sex nor pass their shitty loser genes. There is nothing wrong with this notion.

And yet you still haven't.

>buff and handsome
>just a bit autistic
I can believe it
now vergil is the one I can't believe, did having sex help him gain more power? that's the only thing he cares about

He seem so oily

It doesn't prevent him from having more power either.
At some point he had to sleep somewhere, having an easy fuck was just a bonus

because he summons and kills

nah, he ust wanted to call Dante in the middle of the night to scream in his ear "I JUST HAD SEX"

Maybe if I become an incredibly fit and handsome world-renowned demonologist, I too can have sex once.

This is the truth they never told us because they need us working and paying those taxes for their health care.

SSSSSSUCK MY DDDDDDICK

>Be Vergil
>Go to grorious nihon High school like the fucking weeb you are
>get invited on the rooftop by succubus QT
>Death metal music out of nowhere
>have sex
>she keeps licking your armpits to empty your DT bar while you're banging her
>MOTIVATION.JPG
>Creampie her

>Turns out this one WAS just cosplaying unlike all the others

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I had sex once.

Considering how awful the outcome was, I'd say it was an experiment of some sort

masturbation isn't sex, no matter how much you love your hand

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>JUDGEMENT CUM

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Would someone draw a picture of Vergil flexing in front of two Fortuna women, like Dan at the end of the video?

One of the women can be Nero’s mom who’s obviously digging it.