Remake is soulless trash

Weed makes you a retard that can't stop talking about weed though

Weed fucks your heart up.

Speaking of calories and alcohol, is it true clear liquors have less calories? I usually stick with souza. But I may cut out whisky if it's true.

*blocks your path*

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>being this underage
Just suck on your daddy's dick while you're at it kiddo.

You think kids only drink to get drunk? Although is is a faggot for saying soda taste good.

>No flying cars
Why the fuck would you want retards in flying cars? They can barely handle cars now.

>Ey, we may not have found a cure to cancer
For the public at least

>is it true clear liquors have less calories
compared to whiskey and rum? almost no difference. but yes much less than beer and wine

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I figured, I usually only drink Souza and the occasional Steel Reserve when I'm running low on cash.

Couldn't this just increase people's dependency, as there wouldn't be any immediate health risk to just constantly drinking, and lead to an explosion of alcoholism? For a lot of alcoholics the whole liver damage thing is a wake up call for them to go clean, it seems like without that people who are already alcoholics might just drink themselves into oblivion too.

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hard liquors in general are the most low cal. i don’t think there’s a significant difference between them

>You think kids only drink to get drunk?
As a former kid this was the only reason a drank.

I drink now to combat my depression.

yes it does

>There are still human beings that believe this
Alcohol causes hangovers, having fancier alcohol doesn't magically not make you feel better. What do you think actually causes hangovers? What part of drinking alcohol?

Who cares? The more shit the world becomes the more my world view is supported

No. Liquors without additives have less calories. A silver tequila has as many as gold. Tequila has the least just because of what its made from. Putting whiskey in a barrel for a while doesnt increase its calorie content, neither does spicing rum.

maybe if you smoke retarded amounts you’ll feel groggy. a hit or two from my pen and i sleep great and wake up refreshed

stop drinking cheep shit that you get adults to buy for you then kid.

A guy who perfected a hangover cure said that this exact thing happened to him. When there's very little deterrent to your overindulgence, it just gets that much easier. Alcohol is pretty addictive, and increased consumption is extremely risky.

stop pretending like you know anything you literal faggot
>im so hung over from that joint yesterday
no one ever.

no alcoholic ever stopped drinking because they didn’t like hangovers

Don't talk to dumb people, user, they will dumb you too, avoid them at any costs.

Alcoholism is pointless if it isn't killing you. You wouldn't be an alcoholic if if you didn't want to die.

NEW THING BAD

Cocaine

Fuck synthehol

youtube.com/watch?v=7sYJinHOvwM

>a single beer gives you a hangover

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way to move the goalposts

Hard to argue with them trips boi

dont @ me retard

The goalpost wasn't moved.

People have many reasons to drink, but most of the time the endgame is to deal, cope, or forget something. All comes as a result of drinking to get drunk. Now I get what you mean by the whole kids doing body shots until they get their stomach pumped, but to say only kids drink to get drunk is inaccurate.

I drink because its fun. You sound like a pathetic loser

True that, the morning is the whole "God, I have to stop drinking so much." but then by the time night rolls around you feel fine enough to get back at it.

>good alcohol doesn’t cause hangovers
>>yes it does
>one beer doesn’t cause hangovers

your argument changed. you moved the goalposts. first you argued that the quality of the alcohol determines your susceptibility to hangovers. then you argued the quantity. bye bye

I used to be for weed legalization but you cannabis addicts are so annoying and desperate you've convinced me to be against it. Stop shoehorning your stupid drug in every single discussion, you fucking fiends.

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Alcohol is more interesting than all those other things so the future is looking pretty great if you ask me.

honestly this, I don't understand how this many people can like beer, all the beers I've ever had tasted like ass and I've even tried expensive craft shit

>stop ruining this off topic thread with something off topic!
are YOU stoned?

>I don't want this beneficial substance legalized because some of the people who use it are retards
Based reactionary

Don't they get it though? I want hangovers and liver disease. I drink because I can't stand this fucking shit anymore but don't have the balls to just put a bullet in my head.

I had edibles for the first time last month and I 100% had the same hangover I get from a 26'er of rum the following day.

So. No.

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And over here in this thread we have 14-year olds signalling their maturity by either saying how awesome and badass they are for drinking alcohol, or how cool and wise they are for not drinking alcohol.

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Synthetic gf when?

>your argument
That's an assumption. You're still ignoring the part where he says not to go fucking retarded on it, which is what he was wojackposting over. It's not a very smart argument, but it's still his original goalpost.

What don't you get about
>unless you go fucking retard on it
you utter fucking mongoloid? Stop posting.

based

I wasn't saying I do that, even if I was you'd still be wrong. Also you probably drink to have fun because your sober person is lacking in personality or maybe you're just delusional in thinking you're better than some one who pointed out an error in your thinking on the internet.

twitter.com/i/status/1107722374735106048

>all the fun of alcohol, without any of the health risks
What exactly is the downside?

this

It's made from onions

the downside is i can’t spiral into depression and destroy my body slowly over 40 years

Based

All alcohol causes hangovers.

Alcoholic beverages are retarded beverages for retards, made by retards, to become retarded. It's an amazing product and should be respected.

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But you're probably just fuckin around, which is fine.

this but unironically

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Hangovers are comfy.

NEW THING BAD
THIS NOT BECAUSE GRUG IS DEPRESSED LOSER GRUG IS RIGHT AND WORLD IS WRONG

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based and blackpilled

Drink good tasting booze. I drink for flavour AND intoxication.

what?

I've lost all the people I went to college with to weed, all they do now is smoke. They'll insist it's not addicting because there's nothing like nicotine in weed, but to me it's in the same tier as vidya and porn (I have several friends addicted to both things as well).

I wouldn't go as far as to say I want to see the bans on weed kept in place, but people really need to learn about self control and the dangers of being addicted to things.

All alcohol causes hangover. Otherwise it isn't alcohol.

I like that you added the actual reason why after the blatantly false part.

But everything tastes like shit except for vodka which can be put into everything that actually tastes good to make stuff taste good, good champagne (Not the cheap stuff), and non-dry wine because that actually tastes like something you'd actually enjoy drinking.
>Whiskey, rum, and gin all taste like dry, bitter death, as if someone gave you a thousand ashtrays and poured water through the ashy cigarette remains to make a drink.
>Every single beer in existence tastes like you decided to drink bitrex on your off time and convince everyone it actually has a taste besides bitterness.
>Dry wine just makes you feel like you're suffocating on bitterness and desperately need water.
>Bailey's Irish Cream literally tastes like the medicine known as Mepron (As in, it tastes like you're drinking flavored paint and it coats your throat)
I don't understand how anyone can drink anything besides vodka and the other two I listed. Everything legitimately tastes like garbage, cheap or expensive.

That's not why I drink alcohol at all so fuck you.

In a way, you can crawl into the bottom of the pit and realize it probably won't get worse than this for the next few hours.

You're probably an alcoholic, user.

Just sounds like you don't like bitter stuff.

You and your friends sit around quietly drinking coffee and just chilling with your head/stomach aches.

Have sex you fucking incel

Onions and Garlic are the two best foods

t. tastelet who likely drinks soda on a regular basis

there are more tastes than sweet you dumb burger

>I'm literally a child that drink the magic liquid jew until I pass out, it's the alcool fault I have a hangover.
YIKES

New things can actually be bad, I hope you understand.
Maybe there is a downside and user is right.

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You enjoy softdrink + tipsiness. Not alcohol.

99% of alcool death are caused by being drunk and doing things, the amount of death by cancer is literally negligible.

You realize that weed culture only exists BECAUSE weed is illegal, right? All the slang terms only exist because weed couldn't be discussed in the open. Here in the Netherlands weed has been (effectively) legal for years and the only dudeweeders here are the dumbass tourists.

It's the whole forbidden fruit thing: banning something makes people want it more, legalizing it weeds out the morons who just want to feel like they're "stikin' it 2 da Man!!!!"

It's not wrong. Its just boring. Anyone who isn't a retard knows smoking kills you. Smoking is the universal sign you really don't give a single fuck anymore and thats what makes it interesting.

>Jews continue to find more ways to incentivize complete degeneracy 24/7

Yes if there’s one thing true about people in the 21st century it’s that they spend too little time inebriated and on substances.

I literally only drink water and opt for screwdriver if I'm actually drinking, I haven't had soda in over a decade. Bitter drinks taste like shit, why in the world would you subject yourself to pretending you like a drink just to fit in? Hell, why would you subject yourself to drinking something for months just to acquire a taste for it when it tastes horrible?

what a post

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Fuck that, we only sat around until the liquor store opened

>hangovers are the only downside of alcohol
watch this shit be banned when DUIs and car wrecks skyrocket

I had your mom for the first time last month and I 100% had the same hangover I get from a 26'er of rum the following day.

You cannot refute this.

yes, the enlightened Yea Forumsirgin, a modern buddha, reminds us that we should spend more time doing meaningful things like........

>No robot companions

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No, goy, you don't get to die until WE say so. You belong to us. You exist to serve us. Just like all goyim.

Nope. That’s literally what they want.

You don’t spend enough time fucked up and unaccountable for any action you take while literally brain damaging yourself to death.

Now you won’t get hangovers! Tell your friends and encourage them as well. The dumber and more intoxicated you are the easier you are to keep uneducated, incompetent, and impoverished.

And show pride in your ignorance, make sure you boast about being an impotent dumbshit at every opportunity.

You're thinking more about it than I do, atleast. I smoke because I like it, I know it's bad and I know it'll come back to bite me in the ass, but it's not that I've given up, I'm just being short sighted.

This but the opposite because the swamp German is correct.
I want people to shut the fuck up about weed and I also want libertarianism to finally die so let's legalize weed to shut them up

inb4 it causes cancer and infertility instead.

Just like all the "healthier" alternatives (((they))) come up with.

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

DUDE

Exactly.

>inb4 it causes cancer and infertility instead.
Unlike regular alcohol, right?

Not him but uh, jerking off, working out, reading, playing video games, talking to people?
If you have to get smashed daily maybe there's a problem

Alcohol is already synthetic.

i do all those things. i work full time, work out 6 days a week and also happen to enjoy getting blasted in my time off. there’s nothing wrong with living the way you live

Does it still have calories?

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t. Ted Bundy

It doesn't make much difference if you drink beer or vodka. Alcohol is not dietic and contains a lot of calories. Also, drinking alcohol encourages the body to store fat through chemical processes.

Tldr drinking alcohol on a regular basis will put you at risk of gaining weight.

How do I quit Yea Forums?

Weed just causes a different kind of hangover. I went to work the day after a hard session once and I couldn't keep my thoughts straight in my head, no headache or anything like that, just a general confusion. That's why I only smoke on Fridays or Saturdays anymore.

Enlighten us because im 30 and everything ive tried so far tastes bad.

Get drunk

Have sex

Weed doesn't cause a hangover whatsoever you fucking idiot

stop being an incel

>tfw whole world will be slightly pissed 100% of the time
Unironically would fix most of worlds problems. Excluding death by car accident.

Take a shower

Kys you disgusting normalfag

>i don't like it, therefore nobody likes it

Yes, it does.

Retard

>slightly

Dumbfuck

WEED

Nope it sure doesn't. Not sure why you would pretend it does on Yea Forums

More like
>I don't like it, and I don't understand how others can based on how it tastes to me.

yes recommending a superior substance to an archaic inferior one makes you a retard
there is some research that shows this, but at least you don't deal with occasional hangovers and liver damage. i know seasoned users of alcohol that still "accidentally" get hangovers from time to time
maybe with edibles, but only if you go grossly overboard. edibles are extremely potent, for advanced cannabis users, and not representative of a typical weed experience. that is why i stick to an herbal vaporizer that creates low-temp vapor using real weed (not liquid THC like other vaporizers use)
yes recommending a superior drug that is less hard on your body whenever people mention alcohol in a thread is a negative thing. i guess if someone recommended you drive a car over a horse and carriage to work you would throw a bitchfit too?
like i mentioned above in this post, edibles are extremely potent, only recommended for advanced cannabis users that know exactly how much to take, and are not representative of a typical weed experience.

Explain all the boring cunts who go on and on about craft beer for hours then.

>synthetic alcohol
So barbituates, benzos and opioids? All of these are depressants

based

>I don't like it, and I don't understand how others can based on how it tastes to me.
simple, different people have different amounts of each type of taste bud leading to different flavor profiles

So what if you just slice up an edible into smaller parts? I'm not super interested in doing drugs but I've always thought that edibles seemed like the least harmful to the lungs way to do weed if I ever wanted to experiment.

I remember reading about this and it was literally just liquid benzos.
It's fucking stupid and I bet it does cause some kind of dependence too with prolonged use.

>Alcohol is already synthetic.
>What is fermentation

Because I've felt it, personally, many times. And so has my friends when I asked them. Like I said, the day after I often feel the lingering sensations of the body high as well as a general difficulty of keeping my thoughts straight. That's why I don't smoke the day before important events anymore.

Maybe we are the only ones in the world who has felt it. Maybe you just haven't tried stuff strong enough. I can't say.

yeah it sounds fucking fun to be dulled down to not be able to feel anything just to get away from the real world for a while

>smokers
>ever admitting they'll die from it
nigger please all smokers have that whole invincibility syndrome where they think they'll avoid it until it's too late and then they only have hard religion to cope and pretend they where tricked.

>I used to be for weed legalization but you cannabis addicts are so annoying and desperate you've convinced me to be against i
It's amazing how many people genuinely make decisions based entirely on how it will effect their anonymous imageboard experience

>I will finally be able to achieve my dream of being wasted forever until my natural death

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>being against legitimate forms of medication because you unironically fell for the DUDE WEED LMAO meme

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>least harmful to the lungs
you fucked up now, prepare for a rant about how weed doesn't harm your lungs that misunderstands the term tar as road tar instead of burnt plant matter

You are a fucking retard and you sound like you're 13 honestly

>legitimate forms of medication

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Can they change the shit taste?

this but unironically.

also legendarily lazy unless i am getting something out of it or my liveihood is threatened (work, rent, food, menial entertainment)

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it's not the same feeling as an alcohol hangover, but it definitely does. I can feel it linger for a few days

Based on what? What's so hard to believe about my experience? Point it out to me if it's so obvious.

it is easy to do this with storebought edibles since they have the exact THC milligram rating on the package. when you do this with homemade edibles, you're taking a gamble that you might overdose yourself. its not a big deal if you do, but its definitely a risk. as far as protecting your lungs, just use a box-vaporizer since those use real weed and create a low temp vapor. every "smoker" that has tried my vaporizer says it feels like inhaling regular air/oxygen.

I mean, it's probably not as bad as tobacco but putting any kind of soot or superheated vapor into my lungs is something I'd try to avoid regardless of context

>Opioids
>No hangover, but you know that nifty chemical that your body naturally produces and administers so your body doesn't literally hurt
>Yeah well, hope you weren't attached to it
>Also apparently you have a high chance of 'over dosing' on a synthetic version that has no business being near human beings, let alone from a medical standpoint
>Wouldn't be surprised if it was sponsored by the government to deal with drug addicts
>And is still being produced because money

I like to think I keep an open mind about drugs, but I have absolutely no interest in fucking opioids.

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>>Whiskey, rum, and gin all taste like dry, bitter death, as if someone gave you a thousand ashtrays and poured water through the ashy cigarette remains to make a drink.

stop buying bottom shelf whiskey you fucking idiot. everyone who knows will tell you it's like paint thinner and if you have to get cheap booze just go for vodka and either filter it or mix it

Im 33 years old. Ive smoked weed for 20 years and ive never once gotten, or heard of anybody getting a "weed hangover". Seriously you guys are dumb as fuck.

>HIV and AIDS cured!
>"free" even in some countries!
>no cure for baldness
>no cure for diabetes
>no tooth regeneration
>no penis enlargement
>no height therapy

The world is geared towards women, fags and blacks.

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>alcohol that doesn't call hangovers
Yeah it's called weed.

onions

>it's probably not as bad as tobacco
worse because the smoke is held in the lungs longer and has more time to deposit

>DUDE THE ELITES ARE HOLDING BACK TECHNOLOGY TO CULL US LOL

yes user the .00000001 percent are just living it up and you just don't know it

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you don't

how is that weed-related? you aren't forced to hold the smoke in your lungs longer, people just do it to get higher. I assume you'd get a similar effect from tobacco.

well now you have. from multiple people.

t. cotton investor

Your friends were already shit and you probably are too. Help me out you faggot

>I drank alcohol until I faint
>it’s not the alcohol that made me faint
How are you not noticing the contradiction? Just because you drank in excess doesn’t mean it was any less the alcohol.

You know hop in beers have phytoestrogens right?

>since he was 13
Well, I'm 27 and I've been a smoker for three years. Maybe you're just a dumb fucking stoner.

>Tooth regeneration
That sure is wishful thinking
Might want to look into implants

Not as dumb as the kids claiming to have gotten a weed hangover.

Okay, I believe you. Here's your Cool Stoner internet certificate.

you really do sound like a pathetic loser. when i drink i laugh more, i have an easier time making jokes, and have a general feeling of euphoria. The only thing that's dulled is my sense of touch and my reaction time.

All alcohol causes hangovers though.

You make yourself seem easily influenced and incredibly weak minded by saying this user. If someone annoys you, you stop supporting something? You just abandon any rationale that led you to supporting it? If I astroturf as someone with similar beliefs as you then use that to expose the worst aspects of it, annoying you at every step will you abandon your beliefs? Why would you ever let what happens on Anonymous imageboards influence your views on real world politics?

Is this what meme culture does to young people nowadays?

They kinda are though
I mean, it's all relative but
>People casually throwing around more money than you make in a year, let alone 10
>All because their dad was rich
>And will stay rich because money begets money

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This

The Japanese are working at hair cloning. It's supposed to be commercialized in 2020

Sorry not everyone wants to become a massive faggot. Go cry in a place where people give a shit

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I drink half a liter of rum per week, but it's all in one night. Am I an alcoholic y/n

>synthetic alcohol
what does that even mean? it's already "synthetic" it's fucking ethanol. if you make ethanol in a lab, it's still ethanol.

No hangover per say, but both short and long-term tolerance is a bitch.

Does being strung out constitute as a hang over?

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>you really do sound like a pathetic loser
dude depressants affect people differently. if you're drinking care free with no drawbacks GUESS WHAT? YOU MIGHT NOT BE DEPRESSED ALREADY.

If you feel it hinders you in your day to day life, or lessens your physical well-being noticeably; yes.
Otherwise, no.

Hot tip my guy, nothing you're saying is combating user's point. You still sound p pathetic. I mean typing in all caps? Get outta here.

>Am I an alcoholic
If you need to ask, you probably are

Yes but it turns you into Toe Rogan

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Unless it's not
Unless it's some sort of other chemical similar-but-not-quite alcohol that probably has even nastier long-term side effects

Fucking reminds me of vegans who try to recreate vegan versions of explicitly NOT vegan dishes.

Being drunk isn't even that fun--just find a new fucking vice if you're concerned about your liver.

This. I know a guy who smokes every day as soon as he wakes up, spends literally all his money on it, and has the attitude of a DARE caricature drug dealer in trying to get others to do it. To top it all off he's become massively depressed and paranoid, just like the only other guy I know who smokes regularly. Hmmmmmm coincidence?

Based retard.

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>implying I get hang overs
Is being fat truly the next step in evolution?

Sounds less like you drink to have fun and more like you drink so that you can have fun.

Yes

Fun fact, DARE took weed off their list of drugs

>tfw immune to hangovers

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only because they stopped getting checks from the cotton industry and DARE isn't ran by fundamentalists

>no cure for diabetes
Fucking this. I got it as a kid. Not fat. Doesn't run in the family. I just got it, and it is a fucking pain in the ass. How come auto-immune disease are so damn hard to cure?

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I thought the ferengi invented synthehol?

>dude depressants affect people differently.
that's the point, this user claims "most people drink to deal, cope, or forget something" and sure they said most and not all, but it's projecting quite a lot into the world to assume it's even most people that drink for those reasons, instead of because they have fun drinking. again this user replied as if they think everyone drinks to feel dulled down and get away from the world.
The anons here think the first two posts sound like a loser because they have such a negative outlook on things.

nah, i have plenty of fun sober. I only drink once every couple of months. I am bad at social situations and drinking does help me have fun around strangers though.

don't forget we have pronouns and genital neutral washrooms

damn that is one unrestrained smile, what a sociopath

this it's like listening to vegans

I drink because sluts like drinking and i like fucking sluts.

>Gene therapy isn't being researched
Based retard

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Sake is pretty good user.

Hotter chicks smoke weed. And no beer gut/pissing all night

Sake tastes like paint thinner and is served hot. No thanks

I think regularly is the key word here. You shouldn't use any drug regularly. The problem is the effects vary so wildly from person to person. I used to drink once in awhile but i quit because i finally admitted to myself i didn't like it and i was just doing it because hanging out with drunk people when you are sober is fucking annoying. I smoke pot maybe twice a year but its been more than a year since the last time. I have seen a lot of worthless stoners over the years but i suspect they would be worthless with or without intoxicants. I think the drugs are more of a symptom than the problem.

Its not supposed to be served hot though that is some shit westerners made up. It tastes better cold or room temperature.

>modify the level of tipsiness
You can already do that. It's called having a fucking ounce of self-control.
dehydration will make you feel like shit anyway, and guess what, pouring deciliters of a potent chemical solvent makes your body take a beating.

Sake is only served hot if it's low quality retard, that's why sake lists in Japanese places always have hot sake as the cheapest

no, I drink 1.75 liters of vodka every day. You might be able to become one though.

Actually fucking based
Alcohol is complete fucking shit that normalfags pretend to enjoy because it's expected of them

>heaps of taxpayer money on HIV research
>faggots get fully covered lifetime AIDS treatment out of my pocket
>still no cure for the common cold
>social insurance doesn't even cover my OTC cold medicine
>haven't used a state medical service in the last five years
pisses me off

Hot sake isn't a western invention, heating sake masks bitter flavors found in low quality sake. It was traditionally drunk in winter, not because it was hot, but because by winter the previous year's sake batch was typically running low, so they'd mask the taste of the low quality shit by heating it.

This, couldn't care less about fucking weed but by God are stoner annoying. I oppose it out of pure spite. If those niggers could just shut the fuck up for a goddamn second.

yeah the sniffles are a world terror compared to your junk literally rotting away or dying from a stiff breeze that happened to contain a germ

Based
>pulled over last night because my tabs were expired
>just smoked a shitload of weed
>cop clearly doesn't give a fuck, lets me off with a warning
Can't do that shit with booze.

Oh to be young

In five years three Miller Lites on Saturday will wreck your Sunday. Get ready.

>Sake tastes like paint thinner and is served hot

who the fuck is serving it hot? who served ANY spirits piping hot? I once drank some 105 proof some rum after it sat in a hot car on a dare and it the worst pain I've ever experienced in my mouth that didn't involve cock.

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How old are you exactly user?

The term 'synthetic alcohol' is a dumb term.
You can easily make drinking alcohol from chemicals in a lab. It would be considered 'synthetic'

Do you get pissed off over this or is it ok?

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>spirits are spirits, there is no difference between them at all
boy are you dumb

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>drinking wolf piss

at least drink a craft beer.unless you're a poorfag

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there is nothing worse than anti-weed kiddies. they are braindead

considering the number of people it affects and the man-hours lost, it certainly is
if HIV was left unchecked, poofters and druggies would die off and then it'd be all over the impact would be negligible
it's not even up for debate which one is the bigger problem

That's not a hangover user. That's just a lingering high.

Post favorite beer
>inb4 two hearted is overrated
that doesn't make it bad

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>blowing your nose and popping a pill is the same as LITERALLY DYING

absolute madman

Not as brain dead as weed advocates

>drink
>tastes like some fucking floor chemical they scraped up
>have to pretend getting drunk isn't the end goal for some reason
>have to pretend to not be drunk to show everyone how often I drink
>act a bit more like a retard than usual
>feel groggy the next day
wow so amazing we should base our entire culture on this

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spotted the zoomer

based on my salary i'm upper ten in my country so not really

of course you're more braindead than smart people.

aww poor baby

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Imagine drinking because you enjoy it or actually like the taste . I want the hangovers, I want to feel like garbage after I drink myself to sleep for the 9th year in a row. Drinking because you enjoy it is cringy.

gibsmedat mufugga
>why?
cus you gots mo den me

Lol at people that think you can have an increase in feelgood brain chemicals without an opposite reaction in your brain.

I think we can eliminate SOME aspects of the hangover, BUT, a big part of the hangover is the rubber band effect of those chemicals. That's why when chronic alcohol abusers quit cold turkey, they get DEPRESSED, not just "hung over." And it's why when you wake up hungover, you feel mentally shit and unmotivated, rather than just physically dehydrated and sluggish.

Oh you think you can get out of this that way cuck?

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Where do you fucking autists even get weed? I read about so many neets and hikis having easy access to weed and I don't fucking get it.

Wouldn’t this make it easy as shit to completely wreck your liver since you aren’t aware how much alchohol your liver is taking in?

>t. retard who doesn't understand what a hangover is

LMAOing at the poorfags (You)ing this post. The OP itself proves they're full of shit.

>No AI
This is false. We literally have AI now, not to mention that it isn't a good thing we have AI.
>No flying cars
Why the fuck do you want this when cars are death traps enough as it is?
>No space colonies
Being worked on.
>No mechs
We literally have them RIGHT NOW and had a mech fight between Japan and the USA a year ago.
>No VR
We have it in its infancy.

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Dope is great but building up a tolerance is super easy especially if you use it medicinally. Especially with the high THC content oils.
Booze sucks but it is pretty much guarenteed to knock you unless you're constantly drinking.

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it doesn't matter if it is clear or not it only matters if there's sugar. vodka is only alcohol vs light rum has a lot of sugar and both are clear liquids.

>Tldr drinking alcohol on a regular basis will put you at risk of gaining weight.
this is the most vague bullshit might as well just say it's "bad for you".

cuck

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Cool.

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Bro science retard, your opinion is worth dog shit

imagine consciously poisoning your body with a lethal neurotoxin

Drug dealing is a pyramid scheme. Every user buys more than they smoke and sell the excess to other neets they meet online in their area.

None of this shit is even relevant next to gene therapy curing aging

That "free" needs more quotation marks. Faggots are getting pozzed on purpose and costing society 20k€ a year. Someone that selfish and degenerate deserves a bullet in the head.

by that logic anything is lethal tho

Wrong.

Bro no liver damage.

imagine consciously poisoning your body with a neurotoxin

>pretend

just mix it like everyone else. also you sure sound like a stick in the mud sober or not.

Get better friends. Seriously lmao.
That or get a better drinking culture.
Noone cares if you get drunk fast. Im a short skeleton and get drunk off two pints and noones ever given me shit.

>expecting normalfags to resist peer pressure and media representation
Woah the human imbibed a dangerous chemical and did not show a physical reaction, I now admire this human and wish to emulate

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i consider this a grave injustice
i pay a shitton and get nothing in return
based on my family medical history it's going to stay this way well into my elderly years

the LEAST the government should do is cover my gym membership
getting AIDS is a lifestyle choice and it's supported, why aren't my lifestyle choices?

>Dope is great

fuck off junkie

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now it make sense

>we should worry more about lost man hours than people living
American brains can't handle being happy

This thread has inspired me to bust out my yamazaki 18 for a few sips.

>drink a drink you like but with paint in it
I'd rather just drink straight vodka so I can get to the drunk part once everyone's had enough of theirs to get there

I used to drink socially, but ever since I got a chronic illness I've been banned from alcohol (doesn't mix well with meds), and I don't particularly miss it at all. You can still be social and hang out with friends without alcohol. In fact, it's better that way.

literally just barbiturates desu

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Why don't you ask to cover it?

>getting triggered this hard over something that affects no one but me

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i'm the opposite. I'm just shit at making new friends.

You are right. Whoever disagrees is a poorfag who never got drunk on a Don Perignon

bait 2 hard

Gee what happened in the 1960s that led to a massive increase in the labor force?

fuck off straight edge fag/dudebro alcohol rofl fag

Basic fucking neurochemistry - it's how literally every substance that alters the brain works.

Look up withdrawal.

>ingest substance
>more feelgood neurotransmitters produced
>brain says oh shit we getting NT's from an external source
>brain returns you to baseline by reducing the density of the receptors for those NT's

If this didn't happen you could just chain consume mild opioids and be happy permanently for the rest of your life.

And if this synthetic alcohol bypasses this effect, you can just keep a buzz going forever without the negative mood effects. I think fucking not.

Every up has its down.

>it only affects me

junkie logic

how about not drinking/doing drugs at all faggots? is it really that hard to stay sober, you depressed cunts?

i'm not American
as I said, a significant amount of my income is taken away as social insurance
and i couldn't give a rat's ass about gay and junkie lives, i'd be happier if our politicians bought new watches with that money

>it must affect every other living organism on Earth
sjw logic

Alcohol just tastes gross, I've never had an alcohol that tasted good, just ones that are smoother. I drink for the nice comfy warm feeling. If I wanted to drink flavor, I'll just have soda.

yeah not to be the parent here but i'm not against gateway drugs or even slightly harder shit. once you NEED to go into the territory of substances that have vastly more drawbacks than upsides is where i draw the line.

I am too. But the ones I've made have been around for a long while, and we still do things together time to time.

Yep just keep being divided and conquered

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Where are you from then user. Because most european countries will fund alcoholics or gym rats

Yes but you're massively overstating the importance of that effect compared to dehydration

what the ever living fuck does gender idealologies have to do you taking heroin?

>BUT DOPE USED TO MEAN WEED IN THE PAST AND THAT DRUG WAS TARGETED AS A HARMFUL SUBSTANCE

yeah because fundamentalists aren't fucking scientists.

confirmed tranny

>>no penis enlargement
Bathmate and jelquin allegedly works
>>>no height therapy
There is already but is gruesome, painful and costs as much as a small house or apartment cheap quality lengthening fucking when?

Also
>bioengineered babbies are a no no, as it is more ethical to give birth to a potato due to natural causes than creating a future enlightened uberchad/stacy

Nigga what, I'm Taiwanese and they heat sake in tiny little local Japanese eateries here.

Also, sake tastes like shit.

confirmed shitposter

>dope
call it weed nigger, it sounds like you're talking about heroin

Why haven't you joined the winning side yet?
>Marijuana getting legalized for recreational and medical use all over the United States
>Already cleared for both in some European countries
>no hangovers, non-addictive
>once universal legalization is completed in America, government will subsidize tobacco farms to grow marijuana instead, leading to a whole new era of American superweed
Face it straight-edgefag, your days are numbered. You're gonna be hearing more bong rips and lighter clicks in your VOIP than ever before.

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don't try to pretend you have an habit of drinking. anyone with alcohol experience can tell from just watching your behavior for 30 minutes. you're only making yourself look like a fool
t. one bottle of vodka a day

Jesus fuck you are retarded

Nothing against weed (or other drugs) but it's immoral to play a skill based team game while high or otherwise under the influence.

>Bathmate and jelquin allegedly works

i can increase my dick size more by losing weight than by those placebos[spoileri don't know from experience baka but i know someone that did and and is still a virgin[/spoiler] because GASP DICK SIZE DOESN'T make up for social anxiety.

yeah unlike alcohol right?

>drink an entire bottle of whiskey
>no hangover whatsoever
isnt being hungover just being dehydrated most of the time? the only time i was hungover was when i drank wine, beer liquor and other shit in large amounts all on one night and i didnt even get sick, just had a huge pounding headache.

>We literally have them RIGHT NOW and had a mech fight between Japan and the USA a year ago.
and it was a disgrace of a fight
I'm now praying for medabots

i'm not a fucking straight edge zoomer i just didn't want anons to OD on heroin . Who still refers to weed as dope?

I definitely feel it earlier than everyone else. Then I feel like I haven't drank at all. That's the part where I call a taxi home.

Fortunately my friends realize this instead of force feeding more shots or pints.

>have some water in between drinks
>dont get hangover
WOW SO HARD

The people who are vocally anti-weed are the people who lack the social skills to get any. Its sour grapes from not knowing a dealer.

Sounds like fucking bullshit. Ethanol is ethanol, you can't change the way it interacts with the body. You could fill it with other conpounds that counteract the effects, but then you're just covering up the effects with more effects. The guy making it claims it's a different compound entirely, which just means it's a just another drug that somewhat mimics the effects of ethanol with who knows what other health effects it may have. The guy also refuses any transperacy on the nature of the compound which is a huge red flag in pharmacology. If it's not ethanol it will have to go through clincial trials. This sounds exactly like that hoax with the woman who had new single drop of blood analysis, that was just a pippet on a robot arm.

Sure that helps (maybe, unless it's just the pacing in itself that does) for casual drinking, but there is no prevention of a hangover when you drink hard enough.

It's not only immoral but also rude.
Don't be a rude dude Yea Forums only take adderall while playing team video games.

Let me guess, Americans?

>the why is weed illegal bur alcohol isn't may may argument

short answer? they got there first and opium ruined smoking anything other than tobacco for everyone else for a while.

I'm not really anti-weed but I smoked it for years, better shit than you could ever get and its undeniable its not "dude harmless lmao". Everything has a drawback and I see enough of my friends who are loser zombies because of it. It's like anything in moderation but if you're a wake and bake every day smoker you're probably doing damage to yourself in some way, at the very least elevating your risk for mental illness.

>synthohol

>hurr silly burgers that don't follow our slang

just admit you failed to defend smoking crack

thats some shit logic because if it was legal any autistic fuck could walk down the shop get it easy
why would they want it to rename hard to obtain if they wanted it?

>he hasn't experienced the PURE POWER that comes from combining sativa leaning THC high with amphetamines
It's a shame I don't play any vidya with ranked anymore, that shit turns you into a god of a gamer.

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>shynthohohol

It's like Jagerbombs. The caffeine from the red bull masks the CNS depression of alcohol.

That's how teens get into accidents because they thought they aren't drunk.

Yikes. You're like the fags who claim homophobes are secretly gay.

>i can't prove weed is harmful so let me throw people i know under the bus to prove my moral grandstanding

You can get addicted to everything. You can get addicted to Yea Forums. Just because your friends have no willpower doesn't mean I shouldn't get to enjoy getting blazed.

It isn't legal in every state yet, though.

>ill just dump some synthetic alcohol in me and there will be no health risks at all
do people really people this?

>synthetic BAD
>natural GOOD
Americans...

Where are you from?

>alcohol experience
*dependency

most people who turn to drugs are mentally unstable to begin with in the long run as long as you’re hurting nobody I don’t see why the government has a problem with harming yourself

>do people really people this?
what did he mean by this?

I never had a hangover
I drank once untill I got fucked up, where I couldn't even talk anymore and I puked for 3 hours straight. I woke up the next morning STILL feeling drunk but also happy like I want to continue partying. no headache or feeling tired. I still felt drunk in the evening

is it possible that you don't get hangovers if your body breaks down alcohol very slowly?

>do people really people this?

yeah, call it whatever you want. 10 years already buddy, would be lying to myself if i didn't know it's an addiction. my point still stands, though

Enjoy your paranoid schizophrenia you addicted Joe Rogan brainlet.
Yeah that's a nice point and everything but it's pretty clear that Marijuana can kickstart mental illness in people who are predisposed to it.

> i know someone that did and and is still a virgin
>because GASP DICK SIZE DOESN'T make up for social anxiety.
What does that have to do with getting your dick bigger? If anything you are giving the idea that the guy increased his size and still didn't get laid despite that which nobody said that couldn't happen you mongolic simpleton.

that's bullshit
you do get a residual sensation when you wake up the next day, it "feels" like a hangover, but it's less shit

>That's an assumption.
>Good alcohol doesnt cause hangovers,
American education, everyone.

>You can get addicted to Yea Forums

yep

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Drinking is for losers.

>Joe Rogan
>IT CAN START MENTAL ILLNESS DESPITE NO PROOF LET ME USE STONER CULTURE AND NOTHING ELSE AS PROOF

holy fuck you are seething

I dunno, no one with a thick 9 inch cock is going to stay a virgin just because they're shy
Word gets around real fucking quick if a guy is hung

>tfw dont get hangovers

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>no one with a thick 9 inch cock is going to stay a virgin just because they're shy

yeah ha ha no one with a girthy cock could possibly stay a virgin ha ha

What are signs of liver damage? I've drank a lot nearly daily over the last ten years and idk what the wakeup call is

>y-you mad!
>This is all his gunky, slowed down and retarded mind can manage to spit out and that would pierce the fog between him and reality
Yikes!

>birth control and condoms more available than ever
>culture shifting to be more sexually free and online dating
>synthetic alcohol with no consequences
>phones give us instant information and gratification
>automation soon to delete tons of jobs

Was Aldous Huxley right?

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>Drank almost every day for about 6 years
>Just about to hit one month sober

Feels good.

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You could literally pull down your pants at a party and at least one girl will want the dick

You should worry if the whites in your eyes turns yellowish.
t. has watched House twice

You should celebrate with a drink. You've earned it

I was a virgin into my 20s and my cock is big, how the fuck would word get around if a virgin had a big dick if no one saw it the first place you fucking brainlet?

ofc he was right

If you keep waiting for a some kind of wake up call by the time you stop it'll be too late

t.
retard who's closest social experiences are watching "realism" porn

>bro just expose yourself!
fucking retard lmao

Eyyyy. Actually, I thought I would be craving it but I honestly haven't thought about it once. Even being around others that drink makes me feel more like being sober rather than wanting to.

Just fucking make a dating app account you retard
Even if it's just some wannabe size queen you're still getting laid

Bet you 20 bucks.

Weed cures cancer and hangovers probably too.

Yes! Finally people can drown their souls without all the negative repercussions!

Boy, western society looks better by the minute!

If you're even at the point of realistically worrying about liver damage that should be your wake up call.

You have no social skills.
>bro if ur penis wuz big just whip it out and a babe will want 2 fukc just like the porno i watch! porn and Yea Forums memes are irl!

>Weed cures cancer

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When it comes up in conversation? It doesn't even have to be with girls around.

idk what else to do. Drinking passes the time and if I'm not drinking I just get anxious about everything and don't know how to deal.
I've been putting off every adult thing that worries me other than getting a job for like twelve years and I feel like I'd rather die than go to a doc or dentist at this point because I know it's going to be bad

really faggot? how fucking insecure?
just play with the cards you get
you'll never be perfect anyway
stop being a cuck

the fucking hippies and the beatniks, i.e Boomers let this happen, they were such tremendous fucking faggots that they got used every step of the way.

>Don Perignon
Calling us poorfags, wtf

Dude I'm and think that's a dumb plan
Sure it would get the word out but it also makes you look like a complete lunatic and will land you in court
Even Chads couldn't abruptly pull that off outside of dorm orgies already in progress

Motherjones is cut from the same cloth of the people that let this happen in the first place, fuck them

That's fucking retarded, why would anyone discuss the size of their cock in conversation outside of drunk dudes trying to show off to each other or some shit?

kys faggot

>jaundice
If that user has it then he should go see a doctor. There are so many causes ranging from gallstones to severe malaria to liver damage.

>main villains anime theme starts playing >teleports behind you
>"i expected more from you canary-sama... pathetic"
I'd watch it.

>expensive alcohol fixes the dehydration that alcohol causes at a molecular level

based and retardpilled

>doesn't cause hangovers or liver damage
>causes something else that we won't find out about until 20-30 years later

Sounds like quite the bargain if you ask me.

JUST GET IN THE CAGE WAGIE

early liver damage signs are very subtle, and once you start having the most distinctive ones, such as jaundice, or the inability to eat anything without throwing up, it'll be already in pretty bad shape. don't fall for the "drinking passes time i'm just bored", because that's exactly what 99% of us say.

>drink water before bed
>no hangover
Easy.

>mfw never drunk alcohol in my entire life
GOD it feels good to have a top tier liver

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What's the point of that fancy hardware if you're not using it?

I don't like being drunk.

The hell. We hardly even know what receptors ethanol is hitting, there is no way some scientists have found an alternative alcohol with no hangovers and liver damage which also makes you drunk. I don't believe a word of this.

Same desu
Fuck these drugfags

People who want to smoke weed but are to pussy to do so.

>Trans people are allowed to take hormones, get implants and create artificial vaginas that are just considered gaping wounds by the body becuase medicine hasn't advanced so far yet.Sometimes the hormones and sex change are covered by social security
>God help you if you call them insecure
>Guy wants to solve problems that affect his image and even his life, some of which are already available for quite the time.
>"Lol stop being insecure and just bee yourself, bro"

>cure for baldness
Not a disease
>>no cure for diabetes
Research gets similar levels of funding and interest to cancer, it's the disease that's the problem
>>no tooth regeneration
Asking for miracles
>>no penis enlargement
Asking for miracles
>>no height therapy
Asking for miracles
Imagine being so seething over a cure for a pandemic that you lose all sense of reaso because "duhh faggots" benefit. Don't forget that if Reagan had actually declared the spread of HIV as the public health issue it was, it would have been contained before it became a problem. Everything dealing with curing HIV is literally the government covering it's own ass.

yeah you feel kinda dull and dizzy
like you can't really perform at 100%

>implying being a fat fuck that eats like shit 99% of time is gonna do any good to your liver
alcohol isn't the only thing that fucks your liver up, you know that right?

You go in to the ground the same way regardless of if your liver is pristine or a used up trashbag

People talking about sex in general? It's kind of a big fucking deal in human society it's not exactly some obscure topic.
Did you never have sleepovers and shit?

>im hardcore for smoking weed!
cringe

Hangovers and liver damage are caused by the liver itself trying to metabolize ethanol. I think they're looking into something at has the same effect as ethanol on your CNS while not going through the liver.

You might as well addicted to something less harmful
Try weed or if you can go to a psychiatrist try to get a prescription for benzos (be extra careful will benzos though, it may be hard to OD but withdrawal from them is the worst) or adderall
You can also try something like etizolam if you can't go to a psychiatrist

I’m weird I think beer tastes like piss and most hard stuff tastes sharp and flavorless. The only drink I have is fireball whiskey and that’s once every 2-3 years

Except gene therapy can cure all of those conditions
Unlikely in our lifetime but all those things he listed are undesirable and people won't put up with that shit after designer babies and retroviruses are available

>Asking for miracles
Nigger some of those are procedures done for decades now.

>immeaditly shifts the goalposts to trannies
Jesus christ

Me and my friends didn't talk about cocks because we aren't fags, my cock is no ones business besides my own and whoever is taking it. Anyone who ever went on about their dicks seemed like a liar anyway, if you have a big cock you don't need to tell everyone about it.

>trying not to drink
>thinking about drinking
>ill watch a tv show to take my mind off it
>people are drinking
>play a game
>the characters are drinking
>think about dinner recipies
>"deglaze with wine"
>go to Yea Forums's video game forum
>thread about alcohol
What the fuck do I do!

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I plan on donating all my organs after death. Best case scenario it's used to save some kid or family member. Worst case? its used to some rich old fuck.

Seriously, I still feel all the usual social anxiety when sober except I become more self conscious because I know I'm drunk. So, I just end up not saying anything. What is wrong with my brain?

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i sincerely wish you the worst simply because of the stupid crying anime bitch you posted i hate "people" like you

I feel like weed would fuck me up and set my paranoia sky high, have never tried it

you can't take it with you user

everyone dies eventually

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You can alleviate most of a hangover simply by eating some fatty food while you're drinking.
I usually just have a toaster oven pizza or something and feel fine the next day.

>even acknowledging the existence of a cock makes you a faggot
What a shitty insecure culture you have

you sound like a boring fuck thats never gotten sloshed with the boys

What are the subtle signs?

no one is calling you hardcore for smoking weed user that's exactly you're such a bitch for not trying it.

My anxiety vanishes when I'm drunk but I'm but really socially anxious, just anxious about existing in general and full of dread.

Ah yes, the classic fatal penis enlargement programs like injecting synthol or surgical insertions that completely fuck your Dick's function. Or the classic break your legs to insert splints while living in pure agony for a year to gain a couple of inches and legs so brittle you won't be able to run again. No one but third world doctor's consider those valid procedures (the same doctors that do sex change operations, by the way)

What if I don’t like good alcohol and I simply want to get wasted on jack?

and if fags weren't hypersexual whores we wouldn't have the problem to begin with. FAGGOT

Nice video game thread

Ok fag, go and wank your friend and taste his cum just see how it tastes or something lmao

It was the best example I got because of the extreme but you could shift it to women as well, less people would call insecure or insult a woman who got subjected to plastic surgery unless they went full bimbo or full bogdanoff.
Meanwhile males getting surgeries of this kind are looked down more.Doesn't mean women with surgeries don't get looked down as well

>I’m weird I think beer tastes like piss
stop drinking poorfag beer
>hard stuff taste sharp and flavorless
basically this
>fireball whiskey
LITERALLY THOT JUICE

An increasingly stronger urge to suck cock

Drinking one shit beer wont give you a hangover either you stupid european nigger.

I smoked for years though you stupid teenager.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT IF ANYONE TELLS YOU WARM ALCOHOL IS GOOD THEY ARE MOST LIKELY LEAFS

Why is this train of thought even in your head lmao

Homos and drug addicts aren't people.

BASED RETARD
BASED Yea Forums

your skin unironically starts turning yellow and most people don't notice until its too late

look it up

Hot spiced wine is great though
Or do you mean warm as in room temperature?

Do you feel really retarded the days after you drink about literally just talking to people like that was embarrassing and you made an ass out of yourself even when you know you didn't do anything weird?

Whiskey is 5 bucks for a fifth so I tend to go through it real fast. Yeah I know its gonna kill me but goddamn does it make life worth living.

>Or the classic break your legs to insert splints while living in pure agony for a year to gain a couple of inches and legs so brittle you won't be able to run again.
>No one but third world doctor's consider those valid procedures
Strange because last time I checked there are some doctors in first world countries like USA and France performing said operations.

cold alcohol hurts my teeth, warm is the way to go

I just want cure for addictions.

it's really easy to mistake them as another symptom of something else, because it's really broad, but you'll feel pretty much fatigued the entire time, will have bloating on your abdominal region, will bruise more easily, and generally feel nausea. again, these are all symptoms of a variety of conditions, so it's really hard to tell if it's from your liver or not. the only way you can somewhat guess the state of your liver apart from blood tests would be from how long you've been drinking.

Probably would if you already have a fear of it happening, if you absolutely want to keep drinking but don't want your liver to rot then the nearest equivalent is benzos
You can also try ordering phenibut which is completely legal to order online but that's not something that should be done daily

Not really no, I know I'm a pretty likable person and usually more amicable when drunk, I'm lucky that I don't have social issues at all. I think about stuff like that every once in awhile though, like I'm a complete retard and everyone is just nice to me because they pity me and I don't realise it or something.

There is and it's called discipline.

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I'm white as fuck and haven't noticed that yet

does drinking loads of water help your body against liver damage? I try to drink 3-4 litres a day among the booze

They have them for many synthetic drugs but A) they're expensive and B) they won't fix a shitty addictive personality. It all really comes down to kicking your own ass and doing it yourself.

Good if this is true.
I drink 1.75L of Vodka every 2-3 days for the past 2 years.

Was thinking I might die in 10 years but now I might live longer...

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Not sure why this got cringeposted, it's basically the core of smoking as a fashion statement since the mid 90's. I don't know how autistic you must be to miss that

THATS MY WIFE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCK HEAD.

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>blaming the victims of a disease for catching it
Guess we shouldn't care about syphillis, antibiotic resistant gonnorhhea, or herpes either then. None of those would exist of people just stopped having sex.
>inb4 you post the same bug catching screenshot that always gets posted because it's the only example you have of an extremely niche fetish

I'm a filthy manlet and even I don't get how people go through that shit
I get being tall is like cloud 9 socially but I want to keep use of my legs god damn
/out/ is too based

I'd slow down now before your liver and stomach start fucking you. You might not care now while you're relatively healthy, but it will make your life a hundred times worse when your body starts breaking down. Trust me.

I got really high once and thought the guy I was hanging out with was going to kill me lmao, like honestly believed it in that moment. It's not for you if you're a paranoid person.

it helps get it out of your system faster but obviously the best solution is not to drink more than 8 units of alcohol a week

Are there? I thought they had gotten banned already. My bad.

>Incels in this thread think they are helping themselves by not drinking and not considering girls that smoke.

Another 50 years of celibacy and you may make it to heaven yet anons

go back towards reddit friend!

ive been here longer than you friend!

People like you give me hope, I tend to drink only a third of that a week. I know that's still alot and I drink it over a 24 hour period but its still small compared to that.

no, it only helps you fight dehydration from previous booze session. liver detoxifies itself on his own, but for that to happen you need to let him do. which won't happen efficiently if you're pumping alcohol everyday on it

>That's what makes it interesting

Maybe if you're a fucking retard

I bet 100 bucks you're a virgin

Buying drugs on darknet is laughably easy nowadays.

I drink socially I just think it's shit
Awful argument btw, drinking is never going to be what makes the difference unless you're hitting on an alcoholic

What the fuck happened to this place when retarded "bro" anons are trying to spread their stupid self help bullshit? Fuck off faggot

Weed.

Are there literally people in this world that can only enjoy sweet drinks? Are they Americans?

wasted trips

nope!

>wanting a girl who smokes

>immoral
Do you know where you fucking are?

Thanks anons

I think this site is shit compared to how it used to be, but threads like this make me feel a little better and replies from guys like you ground me a little and make me feel like I'll sober up some more

I really should put down the bottle and switch back to vaping. It's never quite as fun though.

whats up with you faggots bringing up burgers for literally no reason whenever you can? its bizarre, cool down your fucking obsession for a little bit

Sweet drinks are an epidemic everywhere

you just have to fuck her and not be an incel anymore, who said anything about marrying her. Incels need to get a grip on reality. Shit logic like this is what keeps you incels. Besides, smoky girls taste good.

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no i mean beers not wine

>what is greening out and relapses
Nope fuck that shit it's why I stopped

>cold alcohol hurts my teeth
brush your teeth or go to the dentist. also it's not your teeth it's your gums that hurt

I'm not your strawman retard, I'm speaking from experience.

>you just have to fuck her and not be an incel anymore
>the prostitution argument
What act of sluttery is this?

Problem with me is I don't get bad hangovers and I have a super high tolerance.
I can drink a shit ton of shots and feel slightly buzzed after 10-15 minutes but then it wears off in like an hour.
I try to quit for a few weeks to a month then I come right back to it.

Gone cold turkey with no issues but for some reason I always go back to it.
Probably because it makes me not give two shits about life.

1.75L every 2-3 days wasn't always my norm but it seems to be my limit and I spread out the shots throughout the day so it's not done in one giant amount.

Still the heartburn is very annoying so I eat a lot of tums.

>smoky girls taste good.

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Why would they? If done right the main principle is not that much different to repairing a fracture, except they do the fracture as well. The problem are poos in loos offering to do this surgery for less than 5.000 bucks, but anyone who goes to India to get surgery of any kind is asking for bad shit to happen anyway.
Even then, it is understandable to have concerns about it like , even with quality professionals, because we are talking about your legs and paying 100.000 dollars in the most expensive clinics.

Worst timeline
Imma jump to another one
Later nerds!

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chain smokers are fucking gross. there is a world of difference between going through a pack or two a week and a pack or two a DAY. your mouth never gets cleaned up no matter how much you clean it.

Yeah but you're in your 20s. That shit will catch up with you if you don't slow down, 100%.

Every now and then I go cold turkey for a few weeks but somehow come back to it.

There is nothing driving me to stay sobered.
I guess trying to stay alive long enough to make sure my parents pass away before me might be a good driving force.
No parent should have to witness their child's death.

I just don't like alcohol, and besides if I got drunk god knows what the fuck would I end up doing or saying and that thought legitimately terrifies me.
Not that it would help me either, this shit was lost even before I began.

Nah I am in my early 30s.
Didn't start drinking until later 20s.
And I know it will catch up hence me saying if I don't stop I will probably be dead in 10 years or so.

One of my Uncles died of liver failure so I know what is to come.
The more worrying the easier it is to drink and forget which is why so many people get stuck in that rut.

If there was a way to feel the same buzz without the health hazards I would take it in a heartbeat.

alcohol doesn't give hangovers unless you are underage or retarded

>besides if I got drunk god knows what the fuck would I end up doing or saying and that thought legitimately terrifies me

you do realize you maintain lucidity when you are drunk right? it's remember it afterwards that hangs over people. ehhhhhhhhhhhh?

it'll be shit in the beginning, if you feel it's too hard, just taper off, diminish the amount of alcohol, or at least give your body one day clean between sessions. the main problem of booze is the overload of stress you throw on your liver. alternating between sober and drunk days it's something to start from, and it'll give your liver some breathing room as well

>having a job that can be automated
Learn a trade, retard

Holy based

Whatever you say Luigi

>Lucidity
I've found that I'm not fully lucid, but I am aware of my words and actions

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Its because they are just a bunch of desperate zoomers who haven't had the training wheels taken off yet. You can literally do everything right in life. Get your dream job, marry a loving wife, perfect your hobby. But eventually you will come to realization of the futility of it all. Why do you think all these people who have pretty much are on the top slowly devolve into depression and drugs? Because we will always want more and there will always be a itch you can't scratch. I hope someday some of them will understand that .

>video games are serious business

That's the problem, I don't drink socially I grab a cheap bottle of rotgut and a fun game of vidya on the weekend and just have a blast all night. I never have to worry about "what I'm gonna do or say" because I know exactly what I'm gonna do, play some vidya maybe google something weird and maybe MAYBE link something anime related on social media. There isn't enough immediate consequence for my heavy drinking.

that's more a wario thing

>Traffic still exists
>Mosquitos still exist
>Latency still exists
>The need for sleep still exists
>Anime is on its way to not existing
It wasn't meant to go this way

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>tfw started getting hangovers after 4 beers

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Every time an off-topic thread reaches 500+ replies and archives, a newfag gets his wings.

Cringe thread

is anyone really gonna miss hangovers?

It's not like cool shit won't happen
It's just that things take way longer than we overly optimistically hoped when we were young :)
All of your dreams would come true if you were born a thousand/million years from now :)
We were born too early so we have to die :)
:)

>you do realize you maintain lucidity when you are drunk right
Depends entirely on how drunk you are. Alchohol inhibits your ability to create new memories, which is why you can get blackout drunk.
>it's remember it afterwards that hangs over people
What?

Technically that's not a hangover that's being too high + comedown. Had you timed it out properly you wouldn't have had a headache.

Imagine poisoning your body with alcohol and smokes.

Pathetic losers.

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alright

OLD THING BAD
NEW THING GOOD