This game is pretty good

I hope you don't make use of any of the political dynamics it established then.

Maybe you want to live and die as a useless mud farmer but I'm better than that.

>I'm better than that because I can jerk off to shemale porn on the internet

Doesn't look like it since you are here

Wanna come farm some mud and give me all your wages?

I like how you said "useless" farmers but I'd bet my life any metric you could come up with to measure "usefulness" would favor a farmer over you

> Literally what killed my country
> we still ended up with a based Emperor afterwards
I have mixed feelings about this chapter

Modern farmers yes, not french revolution dirt farmers.

Yes user you're much more useful than that man who feeds his community and prevents them from starving to death because you shitpost on the internet and smoke weed

Some peasant bending over for his king is beneath me yes. I have post secondary education. I'm god to him.

Fuck you too britbong

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>I took on debt and consumed a shit ton of the state resources that I haven't paid back yet, that makes me more useful than a farmer feeding his community
the absolute state of zoomers

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> posts worst general and almost worst President that hid like a bitch in Britain
> fuck you britbong
Makes you think

I'm 30. Modern farmers are awesome, peasant mud farmers are trash.

what an incredible opinion lmao

>be absolutely powerless
>your country is absolutely fucked in the arse
>people offer to help you, even keep you in power, but it'll come at a cost
>tell them to fuck off and you'll do it your way
>literally be called Charles the Frenchman
ngl as the original Britfag Charles is pretty great

Thanks, I made it myself. Subsistence farming is no way to live and anyone that idolizes it is a moron. I grew up in a farming community, things are best when we have a few producing massive amounts on food not everyone barely scraping by.

>I'm 30
big yikes

It's pretty great actually, you don't really realize how stupid young people are until you stop being one.

>l*berals think their opinion matters

We never should have left paganism desu, the French revolution was just another step towards our demise.

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No, actually. The advances in farming that presaged and continued to develop during the industrial revolution significantly worsened the lives of almost everybody involved. When you get more efficient at farming, you suddenly don't need all those farmhands and small-scale farmers around. You can just have a few richfags farm everything. And d'you know where all those out of work farmers go? They go to the cities, where their population influx cannot be dealt with and where they're forced to work shit jobs for no pay and eighteen hours a day while living in slums and dying of TB and cholera.

With the exception of medical advances, the industrial revolution was not good. Not until the twentieth century, anyway.
Silence yourself, boomer. I am two thirds of your age, and I think I know better than you.

Paganism was so shit we invented philosophy to escape it.

It was great, you don't know shit. You'll understand some day little boy.

At least we valued strength and honor. And the best philosophers were Pagan.

Now our people are like panda bears, it's so disgusting it makes me sick.

>value strength and honor
>get cominated by military strength of christians
>have neo-cucks cry about it a millennia later

I am currently in my first year of a history degree (joint honours with Chinese studies), so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. Nice try, though, boomer.
Wrong again, fool. Paganism involved a bunch of weird as shit religions you probably haven't heard of, like Manichaeism, or the Orphean cult. These do not match up with your late 19th century ideals of what paganism was.

Also, Anglo-Saxon eternal depression about the inevitability of fate and God's dismal plans for us will always be cooler than Homeric muh filial piety, muh hospitality.

Sharpe game WHEN?

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Freshmen are peak stupid. I graduated years ago with a minor in history.

This is an embarrassing thread for everyone posting in it.

>a minor
Opionion absolutely discarded.

can someone explain how the fuck the questioning link system works? What the fuck does it want from me here? This shit is barely explained in game at all and the entire game is built around it.

You can't even spell opinion much less hold one.

>he doesn't know what opionion means
I am clearly referring to the fact that your words are like the sap of the poppy, meant to numb pain and numb the mind, but which does nothing to actually solve the issue but simply hides it. Poor fool...

lmao i pwned u n00b it was totally epic.

cringe thread

Rome was better before it cucked. That's all I'm saying.

Gamer speak, the mark of the mental midget. I see now the sort of man who would disagree with me.

Is Robespierre the final boss in this game? I refunded it after an hour because the management systems and questioning were so simplistic.

Rome was absolute shit at all times.

Friendly reminder that the french """revolution""" was just the bourgeoisie taking the place of the kings.

I'm sure you'd think that, kid-fucker

j00 d0nt und3rst4nd because ur a nublet. i prawn u

Don't you dare call me a Jew again.

I feel sorry for kids missing the golden age of the internet.

i just wanted to talk about the game

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It's been 55 posts and I haven't seen a single screenshot or a post about the game, fantastic job Yea Forums.

I haven't played it and entered the thread to see discussion, instead its 21st century worker drones comparing the historical value of their passports.

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>Frenchies

VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE!

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this game is one of those [x: glass him] styles of misunderstanding, and im not sure I like it

Yeah this burger flipper history PhD guy hijacked the thread basically. Well I actually played this game and it’s fockig hard and much more co pled than I’ve expected

What's this game anyway?
Is it like, a city builder?
A Telltale-esqe CYOA thing?

its a quicksave and reload simulator

I hate the French but the revolution was the sickest shit ever, wish they'd do it again

Ah, I see.
Is it at least interesting, or innovative, or at all noteworthy?

How long is the game?
Are the cases actually exciting?
Any replay value?
Worth the money?

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most of your time is spent trying to link evidence to different choices ala LA Noire, however you also have to balance faction reputation so you dont get fired/executed by a mob. Then they start adding in a whole bunch of other shit like keeping your family happy by spending time with them, then theres also a map of paris where you send guys out to complete different objectives to help you expand your influence.
Its not terrible but it really spreads itself out and doesnt seem very focused on what it wants to be, not to mention it suffers from the same problem LA noire did in that you sometimes have no fucking idea which questions are the ""right"" questions that the game wants you to ask. Get used to quitting back to the menu and then reloading your save because if you try to ask too many wrong questions then you completely fuck the entire trial and have to just stop asking questions and make a snap decision. You also have to give speeches at random points which brings in this whole new system of learning how people want you to talk.
Also the tutorial for all this shit is absolutely terrible and doesnt explain jack shit.

as an example of what to expect.
The expected sentence up top tells you what each faction wants out of this trial
The question mark is what the jury is thinking of deciding based off the questions you've asked
The building to the right of the person is how the populace of france are doing, ask too many questions and they'll form a mob outside and break in.
All the shit on your desk are documents and stuff to go over regarding the case/your reputation. Its pretty similar to Papers Please in that aspect.

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When it comes time to question people this is what you're gunna see.
Basically you have a bunch of different things to talk about and each one will have like 3-7 different options to try and link together to form a coherent thought.
This is where the similarities to LA Noire come in because only one of these will actually make an actual question. and sometimes fuckin all of them make sense but the game only has 1 correct answer. This is where you're gunna spend most of your time saving and reloading cuz fucking up here ruins the entire trial and possibly your game from the HUGE consequences that come from messing up a trial.

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Some of those gameplay elements sound similar to those of 'This is the Police'.

yea its pretty similar. This is the police pissed me off as well because half the time 2 of the options made perfect sense but the game just fuckin rng'd it

Don't listen to him.

It has an interesting story. I'd say it is visual novel type of game but game has a lot of mechanics to differentiate itself from that. I went blind on this game and surprised how well it was. Unlike him, i didn't find courts that important in the game. It's not necessarily important to make the right choice, it is more about making the choice to improve relationships with the factions you desire and making sure people agree with your decision, whether that decision is right or wrong.

Honestly you have to play and see for yourself. It is a very difficult game to describe but hella fun.

>How long is the game?
I've played about 15hours and still in act III (i think there is 4 acts but not sure)
>Are the cases actually exciting?
Some are, some aren't.
>Any replay value?
There are a lot of choices you have to take so definitely.
>Worth the money?
Probably.

Then once you get to questioning this is what you'll see.
It displays the lines of questions that you can ask to accused and shows how each one will impact the juries thoughts on the trial. You'll want to ask questions that get the jury on your side so you can pass the verdict that you want. Cant entirely skimp out on the questioning though because theres a quiz at the end of every trial that asks various questions based off of things that the accused could have said during the trial.

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Romance?

Seems more like a game about kissing ass of various factions to stay on their good side instead of a game about solving some elaborate crimes

pretty much. You arent actually solving any crimes, just managing reputation.

You mean ascension. Killing the aristocracy was both justified and necessary for humanity to progress. We should do it again.

>I'm ignorant and proud of it

Imagine being this much of a useful idiot.

This is bait.

Bitch you playin mental gymnastics on fucking Yea Forums? Off yourself

They're trying, man.

No you dumb anarchocommy. I don’t wanna live in Venezuela.No. We only kill the orengeman and some oil Jews and chinks

> Political bullshit.

No thanks.

Too busy surrendering their country to muslim hordes and Macron.

>Oui