WITCHER 3: TRISS > YENNEFER

Triss is more motherly. Triss would say, "I wish I could nurse this baby forever, Geralt, because I love you."
Yennefer is higher class but would be all, "Really, Geralt, you expect me to do what? I'm not some wet-nurse to sit and be milked like a peasant's cow. Besides, the Tome of Athene unequivocally states that magically synthesized elven breast milk produces more beautiful and intelligent children than regular human milk does, especially when the mother has a sensitive disposition."

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Actually I prefer Yen

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From Geralt's point
Triss
>lies to you and omits important people in your life to have you for herself
>when you meet her she acts all hurt because it's your fault you discovered the truth
>has allergy to elixirs and is aging (and her face has been ravaged by pox in the books)
>is 35-39 years old
>is like a sister to your daughter
>you have to beg her to stay to have sex
>wants to entangle you into political life you don't want

Yennefer
>your daugher is the most important thing to her and she would do anything to protect her like a great mother
>handles the entire amnesia thing like a mature person would (destroys the bed Triss used to ride your dick on) and even wants to dispel a love spell just to see if the love is real which it is
>is always honest to you even if she sometimes omits information because she is in a hurry to find her and your daughter
>is 127 years old which is more compatible to your 98 years
>often kisses you passionately and has sex with you every time you meet
>wants to leave politics and live a chill life with you

From my personal point there is not a sliver of imagination that would make me go Triss. Yen is the perfect wife material and only an incompetent beta would be afraid of her or think she is insufferable.

Shani > Triss > Yen

why so many low test fags that prefer triss?

>He didn't play 1.
Shani is a bitch.

Triss' voice is so awful though
Literally cannot stand it

Triss is for boys.
Yen is for men.

Triss is ugly

Yen would be far the better fuck, probably let you put it up her ass in bed and would definitely swallow. Triss is like one of those hippe girls would would only want to do missionary, would want you to do "missionary," and would even want to take your whole prick in her mouth.
Was talking to some German dude last year who had modded it to where you could..anally deflower Ciri, get Yen and Triss to do lesbo shit, dude had a whole list. He have me the link for the fucking torrent but I lost it at the time.

They're basically the same person, you're picking a hairstyle.

>Triss is ugly
t. nigger. she looks exctly like Amy Admans, which is why she'd have a been a PERFECT fucking fit for the series (despite her age) if the weren't paying Cavill all the money and filling the rest with kangz. Do they REALLY think anybody is going to fucking watch it?? The base who actually bought the game sure as shit isn't going to.

>Give me a DOCTOR the kid.so i can keep him safe from the mages NOT the other mage who can do crazy over powered shit
Fucking what?

Yen = annoying feminist
Triss = wifey

LOL
Triss is fucking monkey user, stop seething.

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>Has even the slightest bit of self-worth
>"annoying feminist"

Is that Superior Shapiro Oil on your Katana?

enjoy your strong independent slut you beta

For me it's Ciri

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geralt is best when he is on his own. Fucking random peasant hoes and noble ladies like in the first game.

Geralt care about meat hole and beasts

lol, I will, and you'll be jerking your big strong alpha load into a sock

>literal cuck

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>Triss is more motherly
I'm sorry that your mother was a lying whore who sold you out, user

>Triss is more motherly.
Sorceresses are barren and Wtichers are sterile, that's why they are such sluts and manwhores, because there's no risk of cuckoldry or conceiving illegitimate children. It's also why Shani is bestgirl because she can have (someone elses) kids.

>there's no risk of cuckoldry
how?

Ciri > Cerys > random citizens > rest

Anna Henrietta > Elf prostitute > Elf acrobat > Older woman that runs the theater > Triss > Unicorn fetishist

Your sorceress wife can't get pregnant with another man's child because she can't get pregnant. There is no consequence or risk to sexual promiscuity amongst sorceresses and witchers.

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>yen
>triss

ultimate alpha and beta test.
It doesnt matter how you act IRL, if you prefer Triss it means you are a beta by nature

same

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i dont think you know what cuckoldry actually means

>he didn't romance Shani in 1 and forever fall in love with her

Umm sweetie the clue is in the bird it's named after, ask your ESL teacher and don't EVER talk back to an AngloGOD.

If you're infertile, you know you won't raise another man's child (unless you're a cuck and want to do so).
Of course your woman can still cheat on you, but if she gets pregnant she can't keep the facade much.
There is an astounding number of men who raise another's offspring.

In my uni, in the first course of Biology it was common that people took a sample of themselves and their parents to get DNA and see hiw genetics work. They stopped doing this because each year there were like 3 or 4 students in the class that discovered their mom is a whore

a cuckold is a man whose wife in unfaithful, nothing about being impregnated by another man specifically

No it's the opposite. The cuckoo bird's hosts are not infidelious.

Big feet.