I have been alive for trillions of years what video games do you recommend for me ?

I have been alive for trillions of years what video games do you recommend for me ?

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Tetris
Mother 3

Animal Crossing

Garry's Mod

the 5 best video games of all time of course
zelda ocarina of time
super mario world
tony hawk underground 2
sonic adventure 2
and resident evil 4

Thanks for the recommendations guys. This is the third universe I have been to so I'm not fully accustomed to the general cultures here quite yet.

Learn to dab

Metal Gear Salad 5.

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I know how.

Then show us

You've gotta do it like you mean it. Bro.

*Dabs*

Now I see, thank you

You're welcome, bro...

Monster Hunter
Story of Seasons
Minecraft

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name

Rick?

Tetris
Beat wumbo pls

How do I live as long as you?

Anything is possible.
It depends on what the divine council thinks they should do with you.

Damn, pretty sure they don't have any plans for me :(

They have plans for everybody and everyone, you'll find out eventually so don't rush. Be careful.

Lol.

How are you not bored yet
I'd probably devote my entire existence to learning how to kill myself after the first million years or so. Or can you erase your memory?

This is really bad fanfiction at any rate, you're obviously no older than 19

Aha your life is like the blink of an eye, what makes you think that you know how you would act in one million years?

You would be different.

Imagine being this angry at people enjoying themselves.

>what makes you think that you know how you would act in one million years?
I'd ask you the same question, and I think I'm a lot better at imagining it because I already know more than you do

>You would be different
What defines us as humans is more or less our starting point over the course of a short and finite time period. After such a vastly long period of time, that difference would become moot and you'd breed the same entity from such an experience every time

chakan the forever man

So, you are saying, that I would be telling you I am trillions of years old regardless because the universe was made in such a way that I would be telling you this truth right now?

I'm saying that 2 people who both lived trillions of years would be virtually indistinguishable from each other

My random number generator finally got 4 numbers matched in a direct row. That's an odds of 1 in 10,000 or something like that.

Anyways, it told me to say that the universe

the universe was encrypted with this message in it to let you know that I am trillions of years old. I'm just the message.

How is it overcoming Google Captcha?

5 right in a row. I give up. I'm checked out. This is impossible. NO NO!!!!!!!

THE ODDS ARE 1 in 100,000!

WTF

WHO DID THIS!

If you have been alive for trillions of years and you don't know what games to play by now, then you will never know

Sorry I'm just feeling weird now because I "guessed" 5 numbers from 1 to 10 in a row correctly. Wow. Rather, it encrypted this event into the universe. It being a sentient being which has control over the universe even in the afterlife.

The universe just sent me an email alerting me that OP is a faggot and should be ignored

have a 200 years sleep maybe you can play final fantasy 114 online with super vr set

Believe what you want. If you try to trick others you will be the person getting tricked ;)

Nah.

You haven't even heard the Rolling Stones, do you really think anyone cares about some zoomer pretending to be the incarnation of the universe? This is a horrible pretense for a recommendation thread

Like that other guy said, you really hate fun user.
Besides, I'm not pretending. Just because you don't UNDERSTAND, doesn't mean that I'm WRONG.

I'm right!

There's no way somebody isn't tampering with this.

What if I told you this is my idea of fun

Haha if you're idea of fun is being a bully to anons that are trillions of years old then you are quite pathetic sir.

But to each their own, hypocrite maximus

Don't do drugs.
Any more advice?

Do drugs.

Sometimes do drugs

DON'T do drugs!
This "entity" (if it's not just somebody fucking with the RNG) is apparently somebody who I used to know from the other universe. I was surprised at first that it was THEM specifically since we have some shaky relations.

Coincidentally, this person prefers corporations as well as the type of people who ended up being successful in this world, which could imply they might have some power in this world afterall. It's all sorta intersting, but the rng "entity" (if one exists at all) has provided the least evidence of all.

Eternal Darkness would be right up your alley, Nyarlathotep.

Making a bunch of obtuse references to something that hasn't been established isn't good role playing you fucking autist

It was established hundreds of billions of years ago. I'm just not interested in explaining it to somebody rude and manipulative. Besides that, you wouldn't believe me anyways. I also don't know if I'm even supposed to tell you some of these things. Of course, there is nothing valuable (the odds keep getting more suggestive as I'm talking)

Anyways I don't keep much valuable knowledge in my body because then I would be able to be extracted for knowledge so we keep it all somewhere safe instead and I am used as the messenger.

Gitaroo Man
Journey
Hollow Knight
Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Pyre

The first two will last you a few hours combined, but will leave an impression.

The next is lengthy, refined, and focused.

The following has no end.

The last is a showcase of elements that can only function as a game. It is expertly executed.

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And quit being mean to me and my celestial friends they will be seeing you when you reach the afterlife.

Lol.

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Are you as old as the eternal jew? and how do we defeat them?

Haha you sound very morally upright NOT.

I'll leave you alone if you give me some winning lottery numbers. Since you already know what I'm thinking you don't have to specify which lottery or which date to play them on, so just give me the winning numbers

You’re better off explaining it, rather than singling yourself out as some chosen one. You should already know the implication of that statement.

Just say:

We’re part of the grand experiment, where we must make The Choice, which leads to graduation through the densities, containing various lessons of love/light/wisdom. At this juncture we are to learn about service to others and service to self, analyzing our actions and understanding who we are, by being more of who we are meant to be. We can’t fathom infinity; it’s immeasurable. But while the concept of the immeasurable many fails to register, the opposing concept carries clout:

Unity.

>look at me guys, I'm being so cryptic, lol
>that must mean I'm ancient and truly wise if no one knows what I'm saying

Psychic abilities are not real.
I never said they were.
Besides,, it relates on the compliance of entities which like me more than you.

You should be more open-minded. Thank you for the response.

Fathoming infinity is possible. You need faith.

The entity did respond saying it refused to give you the numbers.

Lol.

You seem nice though. Just continue being nice or become more nice.

Attempting to understand infinity is akin to learning the entirety of science in order to make a bowl of cereal. You have the box, the bowl, the milk, and the spoon. Focus on these tools and enjoy the meal.

Fathom was the wrong word. But for the large majority, infinity simply doesn’t register. And no one is at fault for that.

You seem gay though. Just continue being gay or become more gay.

I mean, almost nothing you say is valid, especially that adhom, so it's not going to make a difference. It's akin to somebody who thinks 2+2=5. That's what your thoughts are in "reality."

You seem nice stay nice and just be careful. Very careful.

>dishing out non sequiturs to yourself
>tell others what they say isn't valid
Your thoughts are literally potatos

The problem is that you're trying to get stuff from me that you're not supposed to have right now.

Chill out.

Be a good person.

Be very careful.

Lol.

>Be very careful.
With regard to what?

Talos principal
Maybe bloodborne if you get bored

Everything, especially ethics, and especially me and my associates.

Starcraft 2
Dorf Fort
Worlds

What happens if I'm not? Especially to you and your associates.

Not even wrong.

superman 64

You DON'T, because, well, you just don't.
Even you wouldn't want to face the afterlife in that case. (1 in 100)

Universe Sandbox 2 and SpaceEngine

1 in 10

dorf fort as another user said
cataclysm dark days ahead
some roguelike titles

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Give me my lottery numbers you fucking fortune cookie

I asked it again and once again it refused. (1 in 10 chance)

First I asked for your country and gave some options and just like last time it picked none of them. Then I asked it if it refusing to answer you and said 3 if so and it said 3. The same fucking thing happened last time.

Sorry bro, work on your rep or maintain it, whatever you do, just don't make it worse!!!

Lol.

Good list.

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overage b&

Lol.