Played any good games lately?

It's fucking retarded to get married at 18 anyway, you don't know what you want fully at that age and you're not even fully developed mentally.

I was supposed to be dead a few years ago according to younger me. So, i'm not sure if I'd say "lucky" or not

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Means a lot user. Everyday I fight for a better tomorrow.

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Anyone who says something other than playing video games alone in my house needs to get the fuck off this board.

I can't enjoy anything anymore.

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>realized I want to be dead around 15
>an hero planned for wizardry
Just 2 years more and all my excuses will be gone.
Half of life wishing for no life.

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Why would I want to play video games alone in your house?

I finally caved and bought Kemono friends Picross.

The last Picross game I got was Pokemon Picross for 3DS 3 years ago.
I spent every lunch break, every 10 minute break. Every hour at the laundrymat, and plenty of times in between playing that game.
I barely touched any other games during that time. I barely drew any comics.
13 months later I finished the last puzzle and was finally free.
That game devoured a year of my life.

And now it begins again.

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I just make retarded faces at myself when this happens lmao.

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>be 10
>thought I'd be really successful, serious, busy with a career, etc by the time I'd be 20
>be 22
>end up shitposting all day

>There are people who play games to escape their shitty lives and not as entertainment as part of their good lives

Lmao sucks to be you faggot. Have you tried finding a high paying job that also leaves you with enough time to game? Cause it feels great to have one.

>Kemono friends Picross
>That game devoured a year of my life.
Wiki says it came out October of last year?

I ended up being what I wanted and still play vidya. Engineer, bitch niggas

>room is dark
>only source of light is monitor
>can't reflect my face when it's the only source of light

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Joke's on you nigger all my monitors are matte. No reflecting on my life here!

I thought I would be dead so I'm doing alright

Wait lol, I read the post wrong.

I wanted to be numerous things, but I found out that I'm either not smart enough, not skilled enough, or flat out don't have the willingness to do certain things that would land me those jobs. So now my plan is to float through life doing shit jobs and playing video games until I die.

I honestly never thought that far ahead. For some reason in the back of your mind you just subconsciously think you're going to be a kid forever and adult stuff feels a hundred years away. The extent of my dreams was "videogame designer or something". I'm still a floater and have been since highschool.
I have a small 3D art gig so it's not so bad

not a virgin. graduated university with engineering degree. working and have a girlfriend.

in reality:
>khhv incel manlet
>got kicked out of university
>play anime fighters 24/7 and masturbate to lolicon

>full time job
>full time student
Ill probably be fine

I've never really wanted to "be" anything. Though, I remember for a while when I was 6 or 7 I would say I wanted to be a "mansion builder" when I grew up.

>mfw I see my reflection, how beautiful I am, how far in my career I've gotten, how many friends I've gotten, how many women I've fucked and loved, and start to smile

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>you are such a loser, you'll be a wageslave that has a shit job only to come home and seclude yourself in your stupid vidya world to escape reality and just grow old untill you die
i'm headmaster of a schol now, people look up to me and respect me, still play vidya, but now because I want, not as a cope mechanism.

>got kicked out of university
how?

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This is the real shit here. I just didn't give a fuck because I thought I'd be young forever. Now I'm almost 30 and I'm losing my hair and my skin sags just a slight bit.

I guess I'll just shitpost and play videogames until I die. Maybe something crazy will happen one day and I'll meet a girl I want to marry but until then every girl I've ever met I absolutely dreaded the thought of being around them for more than one day. Too much noise.

Planning a mass casualty event. I plead the 5th as to my involvement in any plan to commit a crime.

When I was 5 I wanted to be a pro football player. When I was 10 I wanted to be a scientist (like pouring random chemicals and shit)
After that I was totally lost until I found a career that had a good trade off between practicality, pay grade, and job satisfaction, and I'll be starting that this year.

Not bad considering how I wrote off my mid to late teens being depressed and working shit kicker jobs to fund alcoholism and vidya addiction while living at home

biomedical engineer

I usually pretend to shoot myself or pretend I’m watching a movie withy me in it.
Never thought what I’d do at 30 senpai but aside from still playing vidya and coming rob this shitty board, I’m doing okay desu.

How could you be dumb enough to be kicked out yet somehow think you ever had a shot?

>bird bros
>wants to mentor
Based

Not depressed anymore. It's been a while and I don't think it's going away.

Loading screens aren't long enough for this to happen or the loading screens are full of shit.

I've just started playing farcry new Dawn
[Spoiler] so no [/spoiler]

>have a bunch of exhentai tabs open with cunny
>edging
>have to piss quick before i cum
>rush out room forget to lock monitor
>room mate who i thought had class, came back while i was in washroom
>open the door and see that i left rumia getting cervix penetration fullscreen on my 24" monitor
>tell myself he didn't see that
>RA knocks on my door a week later
>have to meet with housing services
>they tell me that my study term is ending and i have to leave the residence
>room mate probably lied and said i had CP on my computer so he can have the room to him self

I didn’t think about it, I didn’t care because I wanted other issues on my life fixed and they never got fixed so I never moved on.

I though I was going to be a 6', good looking and very succesful biologist/paleontologist discovering new species and shit
I am neither 6', good looking or making cool discoveries, but at least I am a biologist. Although I do not know if that could be considered good or know because my young me didn't understand how bad things really are.
Also, I recall that a very young me with disgust towards girls said "I'll never get a girlfriend", one of the few predictions he actually got right

Dead

>Now I'm almost 30 and I'm losing my hair and my skin sags just a slight bit.

Fuck, thanks for reminding me. I hate getting older. Mostly because of everything I missed out on. If I had a fun youth and lots of relationships I wouldn't nearly mind it so much but it's like I'm running out of time.

Those are like the easiest cases to fight ever. The RA must have already hated you before then.

This sounds unreal, yet feasible

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I always thought I was going to be a kid. I never had any ambitions or hopes in the future. The closest I ever came to taking control of my life was moving out of my Mom's house when I was a teenager over a disagreement over her being a drug-fuelled drunken whore. I barely scraped enough grades to make it into University, and I'm taking a history course because nothing else interests me and I have no hope of getting a decent job in the future with such a shit degree.
I'm doing better than I thought I would, I guess. But I'm guessing the worst is yet to come, as I live either as a NEET or as a person scraping by on a minimum wage job

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Fucking this my life is so empty. Nobody ever wants to connect with you when you’re ugly.

This.

>rumia getting cervix penetration fullscreen on my 24" monitor
pretty fucking based

>room mate probably lied and said i had CP on my computer so he can have the room to him self
A million times more based

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well
>short ugly male
>get told by people i have a angry look in my eyes
>never leave my room except for class
>every single time i got in the elevator and the RA was there i said nothing, never made conversation
when she brought up that i was looking at illegal pictures on my pc i said that can't be right, she said there was proof. room mate prob took a photo.
you don't know how bad canada is.

>not using a matte screen
It's like you don't actually like seeing what the fuck is on your screen

>ba ba
>boo boo

Should have asked to be shown the proof senpai. Ah well tough break.

>BABA is BOOBOO

I grew up in and out of ICU every month due to severe asthma. It started when I was an infant and I've been resuscitated so the fact I am alive now is more than enough reason to live.

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Are drawings illegal in Canada?

10 year old me would be mostly proud of what I am today. The thing that would disappoint kid me the most is that I'm still a picky eater.

wanted to at least be a falconer, I was such a dreamer

what, did you just expect him to live with you after seeing that?

RIP

>Loli is illegal
I'm not even into that crap as I am a milkiefag but come the fuck on.
>you don't know how bad canada is.
So is it legal to fuck your own dog but it is illegal to look at lewd drawn pictures of japanese girls? I fucking swear the day of the rake is taking too long

I dont know but I thought I was going to have kids and a white wife. I instead have a small house 2 cars, a bike, and I play runescape. Could be a lot worse but..I always question what the point of playing these trash games even is.

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>open the door and see that i left rumia getting cervix penetration fullscreen on my 24" monitor
nice. shame that good taste got you kicked out of college though.
sauce on the hentai?

that's a cool grandpa
though I understand there is buttfuck nothing to do in novascotia unless you're a fisherman

it seems substancially shorter than Pokemon Picross, thankfully.

Pokemon had hundreds of levels, a daily speed challenge, hints and handicaps were relegated as powers you could collect and recharge over time, and had ratings based on solving puzzles a specific way.

...my hand is shaking.

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Fucking canucks

an architect
but im going into mechanical engineering instead
i was MUCH more pathetic as a kid than i am now

>same exact scenario happened to me
>he just jokes about my tastes being more normal than he expected
your roommate was just a bitch and you should have blackmailed his ass first

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I thought I'd have a good job and a gf

Instead I have a decent job, a mortgage, and a live-in gf. Job could be better but it's allowed me to be okay for myself. Never thought I'd be a homeowner by 23

>ITT people who don't actually like vidya

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I started reading/writing romance novels to substitute my complete lack of social skills. I'm in my early 20s and I'm still utterly terrified of talking to women.
It really sucks when playing Smash Ultimate on the handheld Switch since the screen constantly cuts to black. I'm such a fat, disgusting slob, seeing my reflection fills me with rage.

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I'm taking a break. I might buy Senran Kagura on the Switch for a change of pace.

I like it by contrast
Most other things are terrible, vidya is just unfulfilling

>things i should be doing
looking for a career
>things i havent started for the last three months
job hunting

im not in dire straits yet but im worried

I know that feel. But I'm not sure if I made the right decision or not, but now I'm not sure if there was ever a right decision. Basically I don't know anything anymore.

dead. i'm too much of a pussy even for that though.

Your roommate sounds like a baller.

I always knew I'd be a loser, so far my life is going exactly as planned. Still wish I knew what I know now when I was a kid, I would have been happier.

Who the fuck has reflective monitors?

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I never really knew what I wanted to be but went to college for animation because I loved to draw. Now I still don't know what I want to be, hate drawing, have worked the same entry level retail job for 11 years, live by myself ignoring most of my friends partly out of shame and severe social anxiety, nearing 30 years old and every moment I'm not distracting myself my head reminds me of everything I've ever done wrong. I wish I could just disappear.

professional musician

i knocked up a chick that fucked a dude in a band that went on to become relatively famous

not the same thing

of course I don't like vidya you dumbass, unless you're only playing an hour or two a week, it's a social outcast's "hobby". But what else can I do? I can't go out, and staring at the ceiling in bed gets old after a while. At least I'm somehow decent at vidya (apparently not since I can't even finish Sekiro)

Seem like the right poster and the right thread to ask.

What are some comfy ass single player games to while away the hours Yea Forums?

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What kind of a retard keeps his porn tabs constantly open?
I have one dedicated browser for just exhentai, when I have +50 tabs open, I just close the browser and when I open it the next time, it opens all the tabs back instantly

I'm you but 6 years younger and with no job

I dunno m8, I do really like vidya. Sure I have periods of being tired because it's not healthy for it to be the only activity, but it's still good.
You can start reading and lifting weights if you want some good activities.

basic shit like Asscreed or sony films (but the risk is that they're so little stimulating that you end up thinking too mich about your life)

>reading
I end up reading the same page over and over and never finish anything
>lifting weights
no thanks, it's expensive and boring and I really don't see the point since 1. I'm hideous so appearance improvements are pointless and 2. I don't want to be healthy, the sooner I die, the better.

i never thought id have a future. not like in a "im going to kill myself way", i just didnt know how i could continue living. been managing to stall for time for a decade and suicide is probably close

don't get this. no amount of money is the issue

>the sooner I die, the better
Why? Exercise can actually help (and it's not expensive come on).

>everything I've ever done wrong
I'm not sure if it's worse or better to be responsible for own fuckups.

I was doomed from the start. Genetic mental illness, looks of a psycho killer, shitty country, poor family.
I guess it made me more stoical, which is helpful when dealing with this shit.

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happy.

Dentist. I work 20 hours a week as a dentist so dreams=accomplished.

my monitor doesn't show reflections.

'cause my life is boring and I don't like it. I'm broke af, can't spend money on something I have no interest in

What do you like about being a dentist? I always wondered why someone would want to pursue that career.

The same thing, I'm actually doing.

>what am I doing with my life
enjoying video games.
yeah I'm loving apex legends. Or was, really. season 1 wasn't as much new content as I'd hoped for, I hit level 30 with the pass, and i'm bored of it again, probably just gonna drop it for good if this is the precedent they're setting, back to fortnite with all my friends who quit during the month there was nothing new on apex.

Otherwise, I tried sekiro, wasn't a fan but it wasn't bad, just wasn't what I wanted, which was another souls game. It's close but missing too much of the stuff I liked, like invasions.

Playing Ascendant One, which is a nexon produced MMO about greek deities who all look like korean animu girls, it's okay, but it's a MOBA, and it's got it's own stupid gimmicks that make the game less enjoyable than if it was just plain.

Seems like everyone's trying too much when what we need is to reset, highly polish some more basic products, and push them out to see what the market really wants. Call of duty, for as much shit as it gets, is extremely polished and well optimized, running at 60fps even on the regular versions of consoles, never dipping.

>I don't like it
Then do something to change it nigga

>can't spend money on something I have no interest in
You can try new things that aren't too expensive and discover stuff that you didn't know you wouldn't like and that are good for your health. Getting out of the comfort zone isn't a meme.

lmao this isn't even your story someone else posted it earlier today you obviously set yourself up to tell this story to get some (You)s you pathetic loser. how sad do you have to be that you put in this much effort for some (You)s. wojak posters are less embarrasing than you

>tfw too much work to play video games

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14 year old me was certain I'd be dead by 21. 18 year old me thought things were looking up and I'd be graduated by 22. Unfortunately it seems both were wrong.

i can't remember. i lost all my ambition when i got into high school

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Can't relate to the pic. Its not like videogames are the only thing in my life. I play alot but its only a hobby.